Post by Lord Allton on Feb 4, 2023 18:04:53 GMT -5
The cold. I hate the cold.
Well no, that’s a lie. I don’t hate the cold as a rule… Not weather-wise anyway.
I do hate snow however and travelling up to and around Antarctica, there’s going to be a crapton of it. As I sit here on the SS PROUD AND STRONG I can’t help but think what in the hell Marcus fucking Welsh was thinking… of all the places in the WORLD that OCW could have visited…. He chooses fucking Antarctica. I mean, what are we going to do?! Put on a show for the penguins? I sigh, taking a sip of a nice, warm cup of tea and I begin to drift off into a nap.
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The scene opens to an old, yet familiar face to anyone that has known Allton for a while. Emperor Alltoniti has returned to the Roleplay sections! As he sits in the Imperial Palace lording (haha) over everything he owns, his silent yet faithful as a dog, bodyguard Tankus enters the room greeting his emperor with a hand to the chest and a bow of the head.
Alltoniti: Ah, Tankus!
Alltoniti can see that Tankus has a look of sadness, yet rage upon his face and is carrying a piece of paper.
Alltoniti: What troubles you, Tankus? Show me.
Tankus marches over to his emperor and hands him the piece of paper that turns out to be a letter. It reads:
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Dear emperor Alltoniti,
My name is Carolus [Charles in Latin]. I am here to challenge your rule. Your being Emperor does not work for the populace anymore. Not that I care about the populace of Dystopisis, I just want to be emperor. You will meet me at the coliseum and we will battle for dominance of Dystopisis. When I am done, the Age of Alltoniti will fall, will crumble…will perish! And the age of Carolus will be anew.
Carolus Nicklemanus.
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Alltoniti: Who is this ingrate?!! How dare he challenge my rule. Vincinius!! Francisus!!
Alltoniti’s two other bodyguards, an elite team of bloodthirsty brothers who are like Family to Alltoniti come running in.
Alltoniti: Vincinius! Read this letter. Find the author and arrest him! I want him brought to me. Burn Dystopisis down if you have to. I will have nobody challenge my authority! Especially a peasant such as this….Carolus.
Vincinius: At once, my emperor.
Alltoniti: Tankus, you will stay at my side.
Tankus nods and Vincinius and Francisus walk away.
Alltoniti: Tankus! Carry me to my bedchamber. Queen Roxxinia calls for me.
Tankus does as he is asked while Vincinius and Francisus explore the town of Dystopisis. After about an hour of exploring and asking around, the two brothers find their quarry.
Francisus: You there. Halt!
A long haired, marginally overweight man turns around with a smirk on his face.
Carolus: Well… if it isn’t the emperor’s lapdogs.
Vincinius: The emperor requests an audience with you. You will follow us. Now!
Carolus: I am disappointed that the emperor did not meet me himself but so be it. I will join you.
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Back at the Imperial Palace, Queen Roxxinia and Emperor Alltoniti are in their bed being fed grapes by servants when there is a commotion outside.
Alltoniti: Well this is wonderful. Tankus! Get me to my throne.
Tankus nods, carrying his emperor to the throne room. The commotion turns out to be Vincinius and Francisus leading Carolus Nicklemanus back to the throne room. The bodyguard brothers get on their knees for their emperor.
Alltoniti: So…this is the man that has challenged my rule, eh?
Carolus: Your Imperialness…
Carolus walks up to Emperor Alltoniti with a smirk on his face
Francisus: You do not step up to the Emperor.
Vincinius: You will stand down, now.
Tankus stands in between Emperor Alltoniti and Carolus putting a hand out in order to stop him in his tracks. Carolus however throws a punch at Tankus.
Alltoniti: SEIZE HIM AND TAKE HIM TO THE DUNGEONS BELOW!
The bodyguard brothers grab hold of Carolus and hold him tight, dragging him towards the dungeons.
Alltoniti: Wait, wait… hold it! Hold it… I want to talk to him.
Vincinius and Francisus do a double turn and drag Carolus back to Emperor Alltoniti.
Alltoniti: So… Nicklemanus you come to my town of Dystopisis where I have been ruler for some time now. Yet you think you can just come in and take what is mine out of nowhere. Is that it?
Carolus smirks at Alltoniti, saying nothing at all.
Alltoniti: Well, I have news for you my friend! Many people have tried to take my throne and they ALL failed - every single one of them so what makes you think that a peasant like you is ever going to defeat someone of my calibre? If you believe that my not being able to walk is ever going to put you at an advantage then you have no idea who in Jupiter’s name I am! I am Emperor Alltoniti, the ruler of Dystopisis and I am NOT ever going to lose my throne to someone like you. EVER. TAKE HIM AWAY!
The bodyguard brothers drag Carolus away and Emperor Alltoniti gets Tankus to take him back to Queen Roxxinia for more grape eating. Of course.
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And then I wake up again wondering just how in the hell I had such a weird, vivid dream. Though I must admit Roxxie looked great dressed as queen. When we get her back from the Children of the Vard, I might suggest it sometime.
Oh well.
Before we get to that though, I’ve got to get past what is no doubt going to be the biggest challenge of my Outsiders career. Stupid name aside, the man known as The Nickleman is no joke. A true psychopath in the wrestling world and he does it without dressing up as a clown! But of course, I’m more demented than I look and act.
Just fair warning Charles, my good man… don’t judge a book by its cover. Because that will be your first - and last - mistake. Charles, I am well aware of your credentials sir. I know how good you are in the ring. But rest assured, so am I. And I have been -and will be - for a very long time to come.
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Well no, that’s a lie. I don’t hate the cold as a rule… Not weather-wise anyway.
I do hate snow however and travelling up to and around Antarctica, there’s going to be a crapton of it. As I sit here on the SS PROUD AND STRONG I can’t help but think what in the hell Marcus fucking Welsh was thinking… of all the places in the WORLD that OCW could have visited…. He chooses fucking Antarctica. I mean, what are we going to do?! Put on a show for the penguins? I sigh, taking a sip of a nice, warm cup of tea and I begin to drift off into a nap.
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The scene opens to an old, yet familiar face to anyone that has known Allton for a while. Emperor Alltoniti has returned to the Roleplay sections! As he sits in the Imperial Palace lording (haha) over everything he owns, his silent yet faithful as a dog, bodyguard Tankus enters the room greeting his emperor with a hand to the chest and a bow of the head.
Alltoniti: Ah, Tankus!
Alltoniti can see that Tankus has a look of sadness, yet rage upon his face and is carrying a piece of paper.
Alltoniti: What troubles you, Tankus? Show me.
Tankus marches over to his emperor and hands him the piece of paper that turns out to be a letter. It reads:
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Dear emperor Alltoniti,
My name is Carolus [Charles in Latin]. I am here to challenge your rule. Your being Emperor does not work for the populace anymore. Not that I care about the populace of Dystopisis, I just want to be emperor. You will meet me at the coliseum and we will battle for dominance of Dystopisis. When I am done, the Age of Alltoniti will fall, will crumble…will perish! And the age of Carolus will be anew.
Carolus Nicklemanus.
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Alltoniti: Who is this ingrate?!! How dare he challenge my rule. Vincinius!! Francisus!!
Alltoniti’s two other bodyguards, an elite team of bloodthirsty brothers who are like Family to Alltoniti come running in.
Alltoniti: Vincinius! Read this letter. Find the author and arrest him! I want him brought to me. Burn Dystopisis down if you have to. I will have nobody challenge my authority! Especially a peasant such as this….Carolus.
Vincinius: At once, my emperor.
Alltoniti: Tankus, you will stay at my side.
Tankus nods and Vincinius and Francisus walk away.
Alltoniti: Tankus! Carry me to my bedchamber. Queen Roxxinia calls for me.
Tankus does as he is asked while Vincinius and Francisus explore the town of Dystopisis. After about an hour of exploring and asking around, the two brothers find their quarry.
Francisus: You there. Halt!
A long haired, marginally overweight man turns around with a smirk on his face.
Carolus: Well… if it isn’t the emperor’s lapdogs.
Vincinius: The emperor requests an audience with you. You will follow us. Now!
Carolus: I am disappointed that the emperor did not meet me himself but so be it. I will join you.
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Back at the Imperial Palace, Queen Roxxinia and Emperor Alltoniti are in their bed being fed grapes by servants when there is a commotion outside.
Alltoniti: Well this is wonderful. Tankus! Get me to my throne.
Tankus nods, carrying his emperor to the throne room. The commotion turns out to be Vincinius and Francisus leading Carolus Nicklemanus back to the throne room. The bodyguard brothers get on their knees for their emperor.
Alltoniti: So…this is the man that has challenged my rule, eh?
Carolus: Your Imperialness…
Carolus walks up to Emperor Alltoniti with a smirk on his face
Francisus: You do not step up to the Emperor.
Vincinius: You will stand down, now.
Tankus stands in between Emperor Alltoniti and Carolus putting a hand out in order to stop him in his tracks. Carolus however throws a punch at Tankus.
Alltoniti: SEIZE HIM AND TAKE HIM TO THE DUNGEONS BELOW!
The bodyguard brothers grab hold of Carolus and hold him tight, dragging him towards the dungeons.
Alltoniti: Wait, wait… hold it! Hold it… I want to talk to him.
Vincinius and Francisus do a double turn and drag Carolus back to Emperor Alltoniti.
Alltoniti: So… Nicklemanus you come to my town of Dystopisis where I have been ruler for some time now. Yet you think you can just come in and take what is mine out of nowhere. Is that it?
Carolus smirks at Alltoniti, saying nothing at all.
Alltoniti: Well, I have news for you my friend! Many people have tried to take my throne and they ALL failed - every single one of them so what makes you think that a peasant like you is ever going to defeat someone of my calibre? If you believe that my not being able to walk is ever going to put you at an advantage then you have no idea who in Jupiter’s name I am! I am Emperor Alltoniti, the ruler of Dystopisis and I am NOT ever going to lose my throne to someone like you. EVER. TAKE HIM AWAY!
The bodyguard brothers drag Carolus away and Emperor Alltoniti gets Tankus to take him back to Queen Roxxinia for more grape eating. Of course.
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And then I wake up again wondering just how in the hell I had such a weird, vivid dream. Though I must admit Roxxie looked great dressed as queen. When we get her back from the Children of the Vard, I might suggest it sometime.
Oh well.
Before we get to that though, I’ve got to get past what is no doubt going to be the biggest challenge of my Outsiders career. Stupid name aside, the man known as The Nickleman is no joke. A true psychopath in the wrestling world and he does it without dressing up as a clown! But of course, I’m more demented than I look and act.
Just fair warning Charles, my good man… don’t judge a book by its cover. Because that will be your first - and last - mistake. Charles, I am well aware of your credentials sir. I know how good you are in the ring. But rest assured, so am I. And I have been -and will be - for a very long time to come.
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Word Count: 1,047