TICK TOCK (Season One)

[Vicky Stone]

SEASON ONE: TICK TOCK

[Vicky Stone]

I N T R O D U C T I O N
WTF IS TICK TOCK AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE?!?!

Adi Gold: Hi... I am Adi Gold, the head of Online Championship Wrestling Television. AKA. OCW TV. Years ago, former wrestling and a personal idol of mine, Vicky Stone created a series at Stanton Enterprises. The first wrestling company to start their own Television network. Where wrestlers would write and star in original TV programming. Vicky Stone was one of the first to jump on board. With TICK TOCK a Sci Fi adventure mixed with dark humor. I was a fan. So when Stanton Enterprises went under, I bought the rights to Vicky Stone's TICK TOCK for OCW TV. With a few reshoots and casting changes. It is the first action adventure show for the OCW TV network. And were happy to air the first season redone OCW style... right Vicky?

Vicky Stone walks out and stands next to Adi Gold.



Vicky Stone: Thank you Adi... I just wanted to say this one thing and...

Adi GOLD: Thanks, Vicky! And with that, Adi Gold gives you WHAT YOU WANT!!!

OCW TV Presents.

TICK-TOCK

Episode One: "Pilot"

Aimee Reynolds - Vicky Stone

Cracker Jack - Modern Day Crusader

Mr. Albert - Shootah

The Year - 2066

Location - Saturn Home Base - Wichita



We open on a shot of Aimee Reynolds surrounded by a bunch alien like creatures from Saturn. She is locked in a prison like cell. Some of the creatures poke her with a stick as she swats it away.



Narration.

Aimee: My name is Aimee Reynolds. Correction, Agent Aimee Reynolds. I work for Time Corp. Me, an official Time Corp officer? Has a nice ring to it, huh? You bet your sexy ass and giant cock it does. Assuming your ass is sexy. And your dick is big and juicy... Um... If it's one of those disgusting butt holes, get out of here.. and a small peckers will not do. But how did I become a part of the time travel agency? As weeks before this I was just a simple drug addict. You see in the distant future, 2025, time travel will be invented. How? I don't have the slightest clue. I'm no rocket scientist. Which is why they hired me. It turns out only crack addicts have the mental ability to travel through time so far. Weird right? You betcha! I don't ask questions. I just take my money, take my free food and take a dose of crack or crystal meth (whatever they get me high on that week) like a good girl and go to wherever they send me. Because the maniac terrorist The Cracker Jack and he also has the ability to travel through time. And that dude is kind of a fucking dick prick face shit head. He is a greedy killer with one thing on his mind. World domination.



Hence why I am stuck in this situation with all these Saturn creatures who captured me. In the year 2066, the people of Earth and the creatures of Saturn signed a truce. But good ol' evil Cracker Jack ruined things by killing the Saturn leader and started up a war. And when did it happen? Just a few days ago... Which brings things to me.



Aimee stands up in her cell.

Aimee- People of Saturn. You say us humans are brutes and savages, huh? Why? Because of one idiot named Cracker Jack? Shooting your so called leader in the brain? Do you fuck faces even have brains?



The creatures growl.



Aimee- I mean, sure if I could get out of this cage I'll tell you one thing! I might tear each and every one of you a new Saturn arsehole!!



They hiss and growl some more at Aimee.



Aimee- On the other hand... i might not. Because of one person, you think I am a violent and barbaric monster of sorts? But have any of you reached in here to shake my hand with a peace offering? No! Because if you did I would jerk it off and eat the arm in front of all of you. "YUMMY! YUM! YUM! That's good Saturn" I'd yell. But no... that hasn't happened. Because humans are not like this...



Saturn Creature- Miss Reynolds. It's not that we don't trust you humans. It's just that this Cracker Jack man killed our leader. If we don't show some kind of retaliation we shall come off as weak to Earth...



Aimee- Why because you think you all are more advanced than us!?! But who is really more 'advanced' and 'civilized'? You all there standing there watching me. Or me? Squatting down and urinating in the food dish you gave me and throwing it at some of your Saturn Alien children? Huh? Huh?



Saturn Creature- Miss Reynolds. We mean you no harm. We just need you to go back a few days from now before our leader was assassinated. Understand?

Aimee- Oh I see. I SEE!! You act all peaceful trying to get on Earths good side. But you know what I think? You are stupid mongoloid fools! With big stupid heads. I came in peace... looking for Cracker Jack... also money and slaves. But you treat me like an intruder? You know who is the intruder? You! You is the intruder! But I'll tell you what. You let me loose. And give me back my hand bag with all my tools in it. And I promise to behave and not spit at you or pee on you.



Aimee crosses her fingers behind her back.



Saturn Creature- LET HER LOOSE!



The cage rises as Aimee puts her fists up walking through the crowd of Saturn aliens. She picks up her hand bag and falls to her knees. She digs in it and finds her crack pipe. Using her lighter she begins lighting it and puffing on it.

The creatures look at her confused. She pulls out a box that closely resembles a clock. Sticking one of the wires into her arm vein.



Aimee- Okay, so your leader gets shot 3 days ago. So what happens now is I like I get high for like 20 minutes to 30 minutes. Then this clock thingy doo hickey will take me time shift and go there. I'll stop Cracker Jack from killing your boss. And everything will be super duper... cool?



Saturn Creature- Sure... I guess.



Aimee- You got any Styx by the way? I get higher faster with some music. You know what would be wild, some Stones...



Saturn Creature- No... we don't have human music. But Gloop Glorp over there can play some of our Saturn music for you.



Aimee- Be alot cooler with Styx. But whatever works.



Gloop Glorp(begins squealing) - BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP! BLARP! BLARP! BLORP!



Aimee cringes and puffs on the pipe faster to get higher. A few seconds later she begins shaking as if she is having a seizure. The clock begins beeping. And like that!!! SHE DISAPEARS. The creatures look on shocked.



3 DAYS EARLIER



Aimee wakes up as she dry heaves. She looks over and sees a speech being made by the Saturn leader and the President of the United States. Aimee looks in her hand bag and pulls out a gun. She approaches the stage and podium from the back area, where she notices Cracker Jack aiming a rifle at the Saturn Leader.

Aimee looks at her gun and realizes it's empty.



Aimee- Damn I knew it was a bad idea to trade all my ammunition to those teen agers for that six pack of Coors light. Damn it. Damn it.


Cracker Jack(talking to his rifle): Aliens and Humans? Cats and dogs? World hysteria, man. People call me a stain... but man, I am a stain. And the more you rub me, the more I spread around, man... and...

Cracker Jack loads up the gun and is about to shoot. Aimee then notices a food dish bowl. She quickly grabs it pulls down her pants and proceeds to urinate into the dish. Just as Cracker Jack is about to pull the trigger... Aimee runs at him flinging the dish of piss at him like a Frisbee knocking him in the head. He falls over the railing. The creatures and humans all look at Aimee.



Saturn Leader- Hurray! I didn't get shot and die! The peace treaty can go on as planned!!



US President - YAY! WE DID IT! WE DID IT TOGETHER!!! YAY!!!



Aimee: And now we can all be together happy living in America!



Everyone from Saturn creatures and humans cheers as Aimee curtsies and takes a bow.



2021

Time Corp Base - Unknown

We see Aimee and Mr. Albert walking into a staff room.



Mr. Albert- Good job Aimee. You saved the day... but you let Cracker Jack get away. Next time please arrest him, Aimee. We can't have that fool running around anymore trying to shoot leaders.



Aimee nods as she bops her head up and down.



Mr. Albert- Aimee. Are you listening to a word I am saying?

Aimee(pulling out her ear buds)- Sorry boss. Got the Styx on. Say, where's the bathroom? I have to pee-pee real quick-quick...



They both look at a bowl dish on the table. Aimee begins to laugh as Mr. Albert rolls his eyes looking into the camera.


END CREDITS

Created by Vicky Stone

[Vicky Stone]

OCW TV Presents


TICK-TOCK (Episode #2)

"Heaven and Smell"

Aimee Reynolds - Vicky Stone

Cracker Jack - Modern Day Crusader

Mr. Albert - Shootah

Guest Starring: GOD- Pres' Dean

The Year - 2013

Location - Sewage Factory - Mississippi



Agent Aimee Reynolds walking down the sewage factory station. The smell of sewer reeks the area. We can tell this because Aimee is blocking her nose with one hand and in the other she has a hand gun. She spots Cracker Jack, corrupt time travel agent and arch nemesis to the Time Corp agency. He is busy setting up a bomb. Aimee slowly approaches him. Just as she puts the gun to his head and arrest him.

He does a wicked cool cartwheel. Aimee looks impressed at his ability. He keeps cart wheeling as Aimee shoots missing him every time. Cracker Jack finally stops and begins laughing as Aimee is out of ammo.



Cracker Jack- Nice aiming... AIMEE! *laughs* Maybe you should use piss, again.


Aimee- Oh shut up, you! I almost had you in Phoenix in 2002. And in 2022 in Montreal i did give you an exit wound by the looks of your left arm. Nice dressing job. Did your mother do it for you?



Cracker Jack- Leave her out of this, bitch! The Government took her away... it's a conspiracy man... and you're falling for it, girl... And remember the key word. ALMOST had me. And by the ticking clock on my bomb, looks like you're a little late once again. Loser. You. You're a loser.



Aimee- No, no, no you're the loser. Loser!



Cracker Jack*Mumbles under his voice*- Loser says what?



Aimee- What? Damn!



Aimee grabs a steel pipe as Cracker Jack laughs.

Aimee swings the pipe around as if it was a sword. She runs at him and before he could cartwheel she sticks the pipe through his stomach.



Cracker Jack- Damn you, woman! The MEE TOO movement is a ploy to dupe you into think you're a strong woman... but... ouch... this pipe hurts... ugh...


Aimee- Everyone pays the PIPE-r eventually!



Cracker Jack*rolls his eyes as blood gushes out of his mouth*- Really? That's the best line you got?



Aimee shrugs as she runs to the bomb.

00:04

00:03

00:02

Cracker Jack bursts out laughing as if he was the Predator from the 1987 film, Predator.

00:01

Aimee closes her eyes. BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM!

The exterior shot outside of the sewage factory can be seen exploding.

CUTS TO WHITE.

Aimee wakes up in a field. Long grass. Sunny weather. But yet still very cloudy. She sees a bunch of people of different religions praying in the field. Aimee looks around confused.

Aimee- Excuse me, Miss. Where am I?



Woman- My child. This is heaven.



Aimee- Heaven, New York? Or Heaven, Wisconsin?



Woman- Heaven my dear. The afterlife. This is it...



Woman raises an eye brow and continues to pray.



Aimee- Okay...? Then where do i speak to the God feller? I need to get back to Earth. To life. I have to stop this bomb from happening. Or a lot of people in Mississippi are not going to be able to use the bathroom for a long time. And my boss will be mad at me too.



A older black man in a white robe is seen behind Aimee. This is God.



God- My child. I am GOD himself. But my friends call me Garry. You can call me Garry if you want, SUCKA!?!??



Aimee- Alright. Garry. God. Whatever. Please. I am too young and pretty to die that way. In a sewage explosion. Sure an over dose of drug abuse maybe. Or even dying through the hot and passion of rough sex. Or heck even choking on a chicken bone. But not this way. I have so many things I still have yet to accomplish. Like the first thing on my bucket list is to watch the Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson classic film, The Bucket List. I hear great things.



God- My child. There is nothing I can do... you died. You're here now. Do you mind if I spin this doob right now? That time of the day, you know? Sucka, I need to get my high on....



Aimee- Um, sure. Can I do a bit of crack? I know I can get out of here if I just put my lips on the pipe.



God- We usually don't prohibit that. But whatever works, sucka.



Garry/God says as he lights up his joint of marijuana.



It fades to them in the field laying on their backs, both high, looking up at the sky.



God-Man, it's like. I'm GOD to these people, right? I created people in my image. But, like, sucka, who created me? Don't make a lick of sense.



Fades



Aimee- I didn't want this job! I was just this chick getting my groove on in the Hamptons. Working 40 hours a week at the box making factory. It was easy work with the bonus benefits of being SUPER easy. Then i get this agent time travel jobby? I never fired a gun before... it's like why can't i just live my dream of being a robot ballet dancer?



Fades



God- I hate being hounded by women. It's like, enough ladies.



Fades



Aimee- What about you, dad? Fuck you. No DAD what about you? FUCK YOU!!! NO DAD! WHAT ABOUT YOU!! BOOM! CHICKA CHICKA!



God (shocked)- Is that for real?



Aimee- You wanna come over sometime...?



Fades



Both God and Aimee having a giggling fit now looking up at the sky. They begin rolling around laughing as they stop when Aimee is on top of God.



God- What are we doing, Sucka??



Aimee- I don't know... I... don't know...



God- I just got out of a relationship...



Aimee- We will take it slooooowww.



They begin to make out as the camera panes up to the clouds.

Fades



God/Garry can be seen pulling up his tightie whities underneath his robe as Aimee buttons up her jump suit.



Aimee- So what happens next, Garry?



God- I can't have a serious relationship right now. So here's what I'll do... I'll send you back to Life. An hour before the bomb goes off.



Aimee- Really? You will do that for me?



God- I'd do anything for you, Sucka.



They softly hold hands.



Aimee- I won't forget about you, Garry.

She takes one of her ear rings out. And puts it in God/Garry's ear as she fades away into the grass. He begins to tear up as Don't You Forget About Me by the Simple Minds plays. In cliché fashion he walks through the field with his arm raised in the air. One of the prayers looks to another prayer and says 'he's doing the Breakfast Club again...'

The Year - 2013

Location - Sewage Factory - Mississippi



We see Aimee going through the sewage factory, she picks up the same pipe she used to kill Cracker Jack in the earlier scenario. She hides behind the stairs near where the bomb would be set. Cracker Jack in a trench coat carrying the bomb. Just as he sets it up, laughing while doing so, he is hit in the back of the head by the pipe. Laying him out completely. Aimee stands over his motionless body. She sits on him cross legged and lights up another crack pipe ascending back to 2018 to the Time Corp base with her prisoner as Kim Wilde's - You Keep Me Hanging On plays.



TO BE CONTINUED

[Vicky Stone]

TICK-TOCK (Episode #3)

"Interrogation"

Aimee Reynolds - Vicky Stone

Cracker Jack - Modern Day Crusader

Mr. Albert - Shootah

*Dream Sequence* A mother can be seen scrubbing the kitchen floor. Sweat begins to pour from her forehead and drip on to the floor tiles. She wipes her brow and quickly gets back to work. The hard floor scrubbing wakes up a young girl. This is young Aimee Reynolds. She then hears a loud liquid hissing sound come from the kitchen.



Young Aimee- Mommy! Mommy! What's going on? What is that loud hissing sound? Is it an Anaconda snake? Or a rattle snake? Or just a snake-snake?



Mother- No my dear, that's just Daddy making diarrhea into the spaghetti pot!



Young Aimee looks confused and just as she goes to look at her father.

*WOOOOOOSH*

Aimee wakes up in the year 2021. Standing over her is her boss of the Time Agency Corp, Mr. Albert.



The Year - 2021

Location - Time Corp Agency - Unknown



Mr. Albert- Aimee. How did you sleep... are you still having those di- um - nightmares?



Aimee- You can say the word. And yes, the diarrhea nightmares continue. It's the same one every time. The one where it kills my father. My whole life I've avoided greasy foods like McDonalds, KFC and McDonalds. If he got the diarrhea that killed him... then it may run in the family.



Mr. Albert- That's really gross. And doesn't make a lick of sense.



Aimee- I mean the crystal myth - crack shits are bad too... but anyway. Where is Cracker Jack?



Mr. Albert- Waiting for us to go in the interrogation room and interrogate him.



Aimee- Cool beans.



Aimee and Mr. Albert enter the room where Cracker Jack begins laughing dementedly. A little too over the top if you can imagine.



Aimee- What's so funny... did you look in the mirror or something, Cracker Jack?



Cracker Jack- Oh you're funny, Aimee. I was just thinking that after I get out of this place, a FREE man, I might pick up a big Mac and enjoy a good ol' fashioned diarrhea shit. Oh... is that too close to the heart? Wasn't your daddy that died from a severe DIE-a-rrhea death! But how free can one person be? It's the world that needs to be freed...



Crack Jack laughs as Aimee looks back at him with a fuming look.



Aimee- That's big talk from a guy locked up. I mean, we got you. "I" caught you. And there is no "I" in the word Diarrhea...



Mr. Albert mumbles something in her ear.



Aimee- Ooookay. Apparently there is a letter I in that word. But still. I win, you lose. *makes a fart noise with her mouth giving him the finger*



Mr. Albert- Oh right. I'm 'caught'... nicely done, Aimee. But what if I told you are going to walk me out of this building in a matter of minutes.



Aimee- Nope. Not gonna happen. Nope. Never ever ever ever!



Cracker Jack- No, huh?



Aimee- There's only three ways you're getting out of here. Over our dead bodies, over your dead body, or for some miraculous way you kidnapped the President of the United States, President Plump.

Cracker Jack winks at Aimee. She dramatically looks at Mr. Albert who is already checking on his phone.



Aimee- How?



Cracker Jack- It was actually quite simple... but all I can say to you is that he's been eating nothing but big Macs and KFC chicken skin for the last few days in some random year that ONLY I KNOW! Soon he will die of severe diarrhea just like your father.



Holds up his handcuffed hands.



Cracker Jack- Now... let me go.



Cuts to outside of the Time Corp Agency entrance. Aimee is bringing out Jack as a bunch of soldiers follow them aiming their guns at him.



Cracker Jack- I will send you the presidents location when I KNOW i wasn't followed. I'm a man of my word. Now don't try and fool around. No funny stuff. The quicker I'm gone and quicker the President Plump doesn't die from rigorous diarrhea. No, funny stuff.



Aimee- It's not over, Jack.



Cracker Jack- Of course it's not. It's just the beginning... bye angel.



Cracker Jack is let loose of the cuffs. He fixes his neck collar and rubs his wrists as he walks away from Aimee and the soldiers of the Time Corp.


He blows a kiss to Aimee, and begins doing cartwheels until he is out of focus.



Aimee gets a Text Message. It reads: 'At the Joe's Gas Bar. 123 Main Street. The year 2000 "



The Year - 2000

JOE'S GAS BAR - 123 Main Street

Aimee and a few soldiers rush into the abandoned gas bar breaking down the garage door, aiming their weapons. They all start dry heaving immediately. Aimee, blocking her nose slowly approaches the chair where President Plump is sitting in his own diarrhea mess. Dripping from the chair on to the mess of big Mac wrappers and KFC chicken bones. His dead body still pumping out liquid diarrhea.



Aimee (checking his pulse.)- He's dead...



Aimee notices a Polaroid picture flowing in the filth of messy human feces. Using her finger tips, quickly picks it out of the crap. She looks at it. It's a picture of Cracker Jack, her father and herself when she was only a little girl. On the back of the photo is written in marker 'I DID IT. HA HA HA!"



*Dream Sequence* A young Aimee Reynolds can be seen in bed. She is awaken when she ears a loud liquid hissing sound come from the kitchen.



Young Aimee- Mommy! Mommy! What's going on? What is that loud hissing sound? Is it an Anaconda snake? Or a rattle snake? Or just a snake-snake?



Mother- No my dear, that's just Daddy making diarrhea into the spaghetti pot!



Young Aimee looks confused and just as she goes to look at her father. Her father is sitting on a spaghetti pot using it as a toilet as he gobbles down syrupy cola and eating KFC chicken breast. Aimee looks at him frightened and runs to her father but sees a man beside him. Cracker Jack holding a few bags of burgers and greasy foods while staring at young Aimee with an evil smirk. Her father than makes one loud GULP and a vicious fart noise and collapses on the floor.



*WOOOOOOOSH*



Fades to black.