Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2019 15:04:47 GMT -5
We open to a sweet store in Florida and the ‘Lord of Dashing’, Lord Allton is having words with the owner of the store. Bill, Lord Allton’s support staff is on hand for...well, support.
Allton: Excuse me… my good man.
Owner: Yes, Sir? Can I help you?
Allton: I certainly hope so. Do… you have Skittles? The delicious little rainbow coloured… sweets?
Owner: Skittles… yes. I do believe so. How many bags? Are you English? It’s not often we get English people round these parts…
Allton: Three. And… I’m here on...hmm...let’s call it business.
Just as Allton is paying for his sweets, Pennywise begins to laugh in his head.
Pennywise: You’re still going to let me play, right? I’m going to make Skittlez FLOAT! Hehehehehehehehe.
Allton: Yes. I am. Now, quiet Penny!
Owner: Er… excuse me?
Allton: Nothing.
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Back at the hotel, Allton is now in full Pennywise get up smiling creepily into a mirror and from here on out, PennyLord, Allton’s Pennywise-esque alter-ego shall be speaking.
PennyLord: Hehehehehehehe…. Skittlez, it is I! Still The Lord of Dashing… but oh… so much more! And at Dystopia 11, you’re going to find out just how dangerous I can be as Pennywise… I’m going to destroy you at Dystopia 11. You will tap out to the Python Grip or I may just smack you with a L.A.G. Punch… hehehehehehe
PennyLord picks up a group of balloons from out of shot and once again smiles at the mirror while looking into the camera at the same time.
PennyLord: When I am finished with you… you will FLOAT….and then, then I will take your title and move on to Uber-Man. You, Skittlez… you stupid insignificant child have no business in the ring with me and I will show you why at Dystopia 11. Y’see… As the Lord of Dashing, I can be stopped. But as Pennywise? I am the Eater of Worlds! I am Eternal! And I will not, CANNOT be stopped by the likes of you!
PennyLord lets go of the balloons and they all float to the ceiling of the room and for a moment, PennyLord is gone and in his place is the deadly serious Lord Allton.
Allton: How did you… a child… win a title anyway? It was stupid that I had to face Cori Haim upon my return to Outsiders but you? A child? A disgusting child to look at, at that! Skittlez….do yourself a favour and forfeit your match and just hand your title over to me. Because if you don’t? You’re full on DYING in that ring! I can’t be held responsible for what my alter-ego is going to do in our match. But know this: We’re both going to ENJOY it!
PennyLord returns, laughing hysterically and the camera fades on Lord Allton, clown make-up and all eating some of the Skittles that he bought at the sweet shop earlier in the day… A black screen then appears and ‘You’ll Float Too, Skittlez!’ is then seen.
Fade.
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Word Count: Exactly 500.
Allton: Excuse me… my good man.
Owner: Yes, Sir? Can I help you?
Allton: I certainly hope so. Do… you have Skittles? The delicious little rainbow coloured… sweets?
Owner: Skittles… yes. I do believe so. How many bags? Are you English? It’s not often we get English people round these parts…
Allton: Three. And… I’m here on...hmm...let’s call it business.
Just as Allton is paying for his sweets, Pennywise begins to laugh in his head.
Pennywise: You’re still going to let me play, right? I’m going to make Skittlez FLOAT! Hehehehehehehehe.
Allton: Yes. I am. Now, quiet Penny!
Owner: Er… excuse me?
Allton: Nothing.
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Back at the hotel, Allton is now in full Pennywise get up smiling creepily into a mirror and from here on out, PennyLord, Allton’s Pennywise-esque alter-ego shall be speaking.
PennyLord: Hehehehehehehe…. Skittlez, it is I! Still The Lord of Dashing… but oh… so much more! And at Dystopia 11, you’re going to find out just how dangerous I can be as Pennywise… I’m going to destroy you at Dystopia 11. You will tap out to the Python Grip or I may just smack you with a L.A.G. Punch… hehehehehehe
PennyLord picks up a group of balloons from out of shot and once again smiles at the mirror while looking into the camera at the same time.
PennyLord: When I am finished with you… you will FLOAT….and then, then I will take your title and move on to Uber-Man. You, Skittlez… you stupid insignificant child have no business in the ring with me and I will show you why at Dystopia 11. Y’see… As the Lord of Dashing, I can be stopped. But as Pennywise? I am the Eater of Worlds! I am Eternal! And I will not, CANNOT be stopped by the likes of you!
PennyLord lets go of the balloons and they all float to the ceiling of the room and for a moment, PennyLord is gone and in his place is the deadly serious Lord Allton.
Allton: How did you… a child… win a title anyway? It was stupid that I had to face Cori Haim upon my return to Outsiders but you? A child? A disgusting child to look at, at that! Skittlez….do yourself a favour and forfeit your match and just hand your title over to me. Because if you don’t? You’re full on DYING in that ring! I can’t be held responsible for what my alter-ego is going to do in our match. But know this: We’re both going to ENJOY it!
PennyLord returns, laughing hysterically and the camera fades on Lord Allton, clown make-up and all eating some of the Skittles that he bought at the sweet shop earlier in the day… A black screen then appears and ‘You’ll Float Too, Skittlez!’ is then seen.
Fade.
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Word Count: Exactly 500.