Post by petervaughn on Aug 24, 2019 11:35:16 GMT -5
Nerd - Oh my god! The Janitor! I remember you growing up!
Vaughn - Always glad to meet a fan.
Nerd - How much for an autograph?
Vaughn - Twenty dollars.
Nerd - I'll give you five.
Vaughn - Sold!
*The Janitor signs a picture and hands it over, making sure to collect $5.*
Nerd - This will be great in my collection of jobbers.
Vaughn - What? I'm not a jobber. I'm the OCW Champion!
Nerd - Only because it's been closed. Now you're facing the Ubertaker. He wrestled on the real OCW.
Vaughn - So? I'm still champion, and I beat him before for it. Now I've got a chance to beat him again, and prove it wasn't just a fluke. Plus, the GCWA contacted me and wants my services as well! So things are looking up!
Nerd - They want you to wrestle??
Vaughn - Well, we're still talking about that. Right now they need my... other services.
Nerd - You're going to be cleaning toilets again, aren't you?
Vaughn - IT'S A NOBLE PROFESSION!!
*The nerd shakes his head and walks off, putting the autograph under his arm. He's not taking much care with it. Vaughn watches him go, and then leans back in his chair, thinking about his future.*
Vaughn - Maybe I haven't become the success I was hoping for in the wrestling business. Maybe my family is still embarrassed by me. But I'm a champion! I don't care what crazy alterations the Uber Man has gone through. He's still the same man that I took down to become the first-ever OCW Champion, and later the only two-time champion! I'm the greatest legend that the company has ever had, and now that it's back, they're going to see once again who I am!
*Vaughn is fired up. People walking by look over at him, alarmed, but quickly continue walking.*
Vaughn - The Ubertaker and his Ministry won't stop me! I'll defend my title, and show Zybala who I am! I'll go to GCWA, and work my way up again! Peter Vaughn can still make it! Then my Comic Con demands will go through the roof!
*Suddenly, there's an announcement over the big speakers.*
Announcement - We've had a little incident on aisle four. Some kid ate a few too many chimichangas. Please stay out until our clean-up crew has gotten in there.
Vaughn - I guess that's my cue.
*Vaughn leaves his Comic Con table behind, grabbing the mop next to him and gliding it out. He departs, ready to fulfill his duty in order to keep his table. We fade out.*