Post by WilsonTheVolleyball on Feb 1, 2015 16:03:26 GMT -5
OOC: Hey what's up guys? Ricky Valdez here!
Randy Valdez too!
And Rachel Valdez! I'm here to remind these two that they have responsibilities.
Thank God for that.
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JOB RESUME
Name: Ricky Valdez
Age: 27
Address: PARTS UNKOWN!
Position Applying For?
- Head Mother Fucker in Charge
- Anything else
Previous Work Experience:
- Professional Wrestler, one half of Awe.Some.
- Captain of the Connect Four High School Team
- 2 x EIEEO Efed World Champion, 1 x Wrestling Wrestle eFederation Champion, current Maple Syrup Championship holder
Pay Desired (Note: I'm opening to negotiating, but only if the amount matches what I list):
- _____
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Ricky sits at the desk in his bedroom staring at his computer monitor. He's lightly taping the mouse with his finger.
Pay Desired (Note: I'm opening to negotiating, but only if the amount matches what I list):
- _____
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"How much does a Head Mother Fucker in Charge make anyway?"
"Hey Rick! What you up to?"
In walks Randy Valdez with a notebook in his hand. He sees Ricky on the computer and decides to peek over his brother's shoulder to get a glimpse of whatever it is Ricky is working on.
"Job resume? What for?"
"Oh this? It's just a backup option."
"In case of...?"
"Well Tatum Coe said Awe.Some probably wouldn't be here in a month from now, so I figured I'd humor him by putting out some job apps. Considering he was gone from OCW for nearly a decade and openly admits he's only on the roster because of the relaxed schedule, then he must be a credible guy to make such predictions about longevity."
"I sense sarcasm there."
Ricky winks and gives the finger guns to Randy.
"I don't think putting your efed accomplishments is going to impress anyone though."
"Ya know everyone always says that... What's with the notebook?"
"Rachel just called. She's on her way over here to discuss the OCW hair gel."
"What about it?"
"She thinks simply calling it OCW hair gel might be fine for our fan base, but she thinks giving it a more original name could help bring it to bathrooms of non-wrestling fans. Expanding the brand if you will."
"So you're brainstorming names there?"
"Yep! Here's one that immediately shot to the top of the list. I say we call it Goop! I even got a slogan for it: Shoot our Goop in your hair!"
"I don't think that's gonna fly, Randy."
"You might be right. The p is probably unnecessary. Shoot our Goo in your hair?"
"Not much better. Lemme see that notebook."
Randy hands Ricky the notebook.
"That's the only thing written on this entire page."
"Told ya it was at the top of the list."
Ricky gives the notebook back to Randy.
"How about we focus on what we're going to call the belts after Revenge?"
"I've been thinking for quite some time about that one. Both names are unique."
"The Genimi is the third astrological sign in zodiac. It is based on mythological twins who were granted shared godhood after death. Genimis themselves tend to be vibrant, filled with energy, witty and of course charming. I think that describes us fairly well so I'm leaning that way."
"The other one sounds fairly close to Twinkies and those comes two to a pack!"
"That might be the worst comment you've ever made."
Ricky suddenly begins to seriously ponder the name though. He's even rubbing his chin.
=)
"Okay, so that is a compelling argument. But I suppose we probably shouldn't get too far ahead of ourselves. Itsumade is going to be a hell of a challenge for us. Truth is we have a lot in common. Both of us really know how to put on one hell of a show. Both of us are high flyers. And we both unfortunately have the uncomfortable situation of everybody wanting to bang our sister..."
Ricky and Randy both facepalm.
"Thanks for reminding me. Soooo annoying."
"Plus we both love our youthful nostalgia. I think it's great he's teaming with his childhood hero in this match. I'd be ecstatic if I got to tag with Killer Kadoogan for this fight."
"You mean I'm not your childhood hero?"
"You're alright I guess."
"Hey that's one of the nicest things you've said to me. Thanks!"
Family moment. Awwwww.
"We owe it to ourselves to win this match though, Randy. Itsumade and Black Puma look to be one hell of a team and if they do emerge victorious then we'll tip our caps to them. But as it stands right now we are the team that offers OCW the most upside. This is a company that's just getting his legs back under it after a down period. Itsumade certainly has history with this company, which is more than we can say about ourselves. But I doubt he has the kind of history working with his partner Black Puma that we have working together.
"Puma's a bit of a brawler though man. We can't understand him. He's got that old man strength."
"I'm not underestimating him. I just question whether or not they as a team are ready to carry OCW's tag team division. The tag team championship here in OCW is ripe with prestige. I'm sure the idea of having our names on such titles was a big motivation for Rachel to get us here."
"That and people will throw each other into the goddamn ocean just to hold those belts. 'Nah, we don't fuck with table matches here in OCW. What do we do? We mess with the fucking shark infested ocean!"
"Plus we are legal citizens here, so imagine how odd it would be if ItsuPuma were to become champions and for some odd reason Itsumade's work visa randomly gets voided for no good reason what-so-ever."
"My God! That would create this odd paradox where they could be champions forever!"
"Well I'm reaching quite a bit with that hypothetical scenario, but-"
"No, no. Your point is valid. This is the rope climb to end all rope climbs."
"Glad your super motivated now though. We'll need that and every bit more to beat these guys tails. Itsumade has got some serious in-ring entertainment swag too. The crowd might be evenly split between us and them, but we can win 'em over as the match goes on. We just gotta stay out of old man Ted's clutches while keeping pace with Itsumade and it should be in the bag. These guys might be the best tag team we've faced in a long time, but that doesn't mean they're the best tag team in OCW."
"Puma will be a challenge given his brawling strength, but I got it covered. I'll just kick him in the knees. Aim for the arthritis."
"Solid plan there. What about Itsumade. I just told you I couldn't find jack on the dude."
"Pft. Not a problem. I scouted him last night. Just keep giving him the spinning lariat and you'll be fine."
Ricky is about to ask a follow-up to that when Rachel Valdez enters the room dressed for business. She notices Randy has a notebook in his hands.
"Ah good! You were brainstorming final names for the hair gel I presume?"
"Sure was boss. 'Goop! Shoot our Goop in your hair!"
"Terrible. How do you two even dress yourselves on a daily basis with your level of cerebral shortcomings?"
"Trust us, it's much harder than you think."
Randy nods.
"Fine. Just leave the marketing up to me. Let's go. We got a commercial to shoot."
Ricky begins to stand up.
"Not you."
Ricky sits back down.
"Randy's hair is better for this."
"Hey that's not nice... My hair is very misunderstood."
"Wait. Today? Do you have any idea what today is?!"
"Sunday."
"SUPERBOWL Sunday! Can't we do this some other day? Ricky, help me out here."
Randy looks at Ricky, almost pleading.
"I agree. Randy's hair is better for this after all."
"Noooo!!!"
"You got ten minutes. I'll be waiting in the car."
"I'll text you the final score. Knock 'em dead!"
Rachel leaves the room with defeated Randy following behind.
"Don't get any Goop in your hair!"
Grumble grumble grumble can be heard coming from Randy.
Fade to goop in your hair.