Post by zybala on Jan 30, 2024 10:54:23 GMT -5
~ Hey there folks. Hope you're doing good and that your football team is still in the playoffs. If not, I know your pain. My Buffalo Bills got knocked out again. But you know what's a good cure for a broken heart? A special Outsiders segment! What kind of segment? Well, just sit there and watch.
We open up in The Yard to see some of The Yardies helping The Mariachi Band clean up the backyard. Some are mowing, others are weeding the flower bed. Zybala and Dean are moving a brand new Spanish Announce Table into the ring. They set it up in the middle of the ring. Zybala then pulls out his phone and taps at the screen. The speakers in The Yard play a small chime, indicating that the Bluetooth is connected. Zybala taps more and “You Can Do Magic" by America hits the speakers as Fanny emerges from the back with a beer in her hand. She stumbles across the lawn as Zybala shakes his head. It's barely noon. Fanny high-fives a few of the cheering fans, who stop doing yard work to watch, before rolling into the ring. Zybala stops the music then taps on his phone again.
"This Time It's Different" by Evans Blue plays over the speakers and Peter Vaughn walks out of the house with Outsiders World Title around his waist and a submarine sandwich in his hand. He takes a bite before walking to ring, soaking in the cheers of the few The Yardies in attendance. He gets in the ring and takes another bite. Zybala stops the music again and Dean looks at Vaughn. ~
Dean: Yo. That the one that had my name on it?
Vaughn: Nope. I made this one myself. You guys are outta rolls though.
Zybala: Can we just move this along?
Fanny: What's this for anyways??
~ Zybala sighs. ~
Zybala: Signing the Outsiders world title contract for Technical Difficulties 2.
Vaughn: Wait. I'm facing her?
~ Peter looks Fanny up and down and then chuckles. ~
Vaughn: Mikey, you don't have to just GIVE me money. I will face actual opponents to earn the fifty bucks. You don't have to gift me an easy night facing scrubs.
Fanny: Who are you calling a scrub?!
~ Peter just laughs in response as he bends over the table, and signs the contract. Fanny raises her beer can, ready to attack Vaughn, but she's attacked from behind instead! Vaughn backs away as Fanny turns to face her attacker, VICKY STONE!! Fanny is shocked to see her former tag team partner. Vicky lifts a stunned Fanny and drives her through the table!! “QUE DIABLOS FUE ESO?!” (what the devil was that) can be heard from the side of the house. Vicky then picks up the contract and pen, glaring at Zybala as if daring him to say something. He just shrugs. ~
Zybala: Well, somebody has to sign the damn thing. Pete needs an opponent.
Vaughn: Option B doesn’t look like a better challenge, Mikey.
~ Stone turns her glare to Vaughn as she signs the world title contract! Spanish swearing makes everyone turn towards the noise as The Malvados, holding yard maintenance equipment, storm into The Yard. They look around and gasp when they see another broken table. Hector and Victor look at the four in the ring as they approach. Hector growls one word. ~
Hector: Who???
~ Vaughn takes another bite of his sub as he calmly points to Vicky. Zybala nods and Vicky has a “what the fuck” look on her face. Hector and Victor head into the ring as Vicky strategically retreats. The Brothers look at Zybala. ~
Zybala: Easy, guys. Tables go missing from wrestling shows all the time. I'm sure Alex won't miss another. That stays between us, Pete.
Vaughn: I didn't hear anything over the sound of my delicious sandwich. We all good here?
Zybala: I mean, with Outsiders stuff, yeah. But if you wanna stay and help paint a nursery???
Vaughn: It depends. Do you want it painted the old-fashioned way, or are you willing to be surprised?
Zybala: Who do you think you're talking to? Surprises all day, baby!
~ Vaughn finishes the sandwich, nods, and walks away, heading for his truck, Gabriella, where his tools are located. Zybala goes back to work on calming down The Malvados as the screen fades to black. ~
We open up in The Yard to see some of The Yardies helping The Mariachi Band clean up the backyard. Some are mowing, others are weeding the flower bed. Zybala and Dean are moving a brand new Spanish Announce Table into the ring. They set it up in the middle of the ring. Zybala then pulls out his phone and taps at the screen. The speakers in The Yard play a small chime, indicating that the Bluetooth is connected. Zybala taps more and “You Can Do Magic" by America hits the speakers as Fanny emerges from the back with a beer in her hand. She stumbles across the lawn as Zybala shakes his head. It's barely noon. Fanny high-fives a few of the cheering fans, who stop doing yard work to watch, before rolling into the ring. Zybala stops the music then taps on his phone again.
"This Time It's Different" by Evans Blue plays over the speakers and Peter Vaughn walks out of the house with Outsiders World Title around his waist and a submarine sandwich in his hand. He takes a bite before walking to ring, soaking in the cheers of the few The Yardies in attendance. He gets in the ring and takes another bite. Zybala stops the music again and Dean looks at Vaughn. ~
Dean: Yo. That the one that had my name on it?
Vaughn: Nope. I made this one myself. You guys are outta rolls though.
Zybala: Can we just move this along?
Fanny: What's this for anyways??
~ Zybala sighs. ~
Zybala: Signing the Outsiders world title contract for Technical Difficulties 2.
Vaughn: Wait. I'm facing her?
~ Peter looks Fanny up and down and then chuckles. ~
Vaughn: Mikey, you don't have to just GIVE me money. I will face actual opponents to earn the fifty bucks. You don't have to gift me an easy night facing scrubs.
Fanny: Who are you calling a scrub?!
~ Peter just laughs in response as he bends over the table, and signs the contract. Fanny raises her beer can, ready to attack Vaughn, but she's attacked from behind instead! Vaughn backs away as Fanny turns to face her attacker, VICKY STONE!! Fanny is shocked to see her former tag team partner. Vicky lifts a stunned Fanny and drives her through the table!! “QUE DIABLOS FUE ESO?!” (what the devil was that) can be heard from the side of the house. Vicky then picks up the contract and pen, glaring at Zybala as if daring him to say something. He just shrugs. ~
Zybala: Well, somebody has to sign the damn thing. Pete needs an opponent.
Vaughn: Option B doesn’t look like a better challenge, Mikey.
~ Stone turns her glare to Vaughn as she signs the world title contract! Spanish swearing makes everyone turn towards the noise as The Malvados, holding yard maintenance equipment, storm into The Yard. They look around and gasp when they see another broken table. Hector and Victor look at the four in the ring as they approach. Hector growls one word. ~
Hector: Who???
~ Vaughn takes another bite of his sub as he calmly points to Vicky. Zybala nods and Vicky has a “what the fuck” look on her face. Hector and Victor head into the ring as Vicky strategically retreats. The Brothers look at Zybala. ~
Zybala: Easy, guys. Tables go missing from wrestling shows all the time. I'm sure Alex won't miss another. That stays between us, Pete.
Vaughn: I didn't hear anything over the sound of my delicious sandwich. We all good here?
Zybala: I mean, with Outsiders stuff, yeah. But if you wanna stay and help paint a nursery???
Vaughn: It depends. Do you want it painted the old-fashioned way, or are you willing to be surprised?
Zybala: Who do you think you're talking to? Surprises all day, baby!
~ Vaughn finishes the sandwich, nods, and walks away, heading for his truck, Gabriella, where his tools are located. Zybala goes back to work on calming down The Malvados as the screen fades to black. ~
