Post by zybala on Aug 15, 2023 15:51:16 GMT -5
~ We open in the living room of The Zybala household. We see Mike watching t.v. and eating a sandwich while his two cats lounge on the floor, staring at him. They hope for the ham like many hope for the embrace of a lover. Cathy, Mike's wife, is out having brunch with some gal pals. Zybala is watching the Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling Supercard of Honor. His eyes go wide as the cogs in his brain start working. ~
Narrator: Sometimes, inspiration can strike and people come up with the most innovative ideas. Others can just be blatant rip-offs and copies of the originals. While Zybala has come up with many ideas, mostly weird, on his own, this is not one of those times….
~ Zybala puts his sandwich down on a nearby coffee table and picks up his phone. He makes a call to Lord Allton and starts talking rapidly. It doesn't seem like he's even giving Allton a chance to respond. One of the cat's eyes goes wide as he realizes the ham has been put down.
Narrator: While the state of OCW proper lives in limbo, Zybala is always looking to keep Outsiders open against all odds. With a small roster, he must look elsewhere to bolster the numbers. He decides that giving other people an Equal chance for stardom is the option, regardless where they come from. Any OUTCAST is welcomed to The Yard. Being the fair guy that he is, Zybala has always been one for…. EQUALITY…
~ Zybala rants at Allton about how Strader just left them the keys to the Key West Arena and they can do whatever they want. He leaves the room, looking for something. This is the moment!! The chunkier of the two cats hops on the table and starts to paw at the sandwich. Fuck this bread thing, he wants the ham!! After a few tries, the cat succeeds and drags a piece of ham to the ground. The two cats share the prize as Zybala is oblivious; being caught up in the frenzy of his idea. ~
Narrator: After thinking it was a one time deal for Dystopia XXX, Outsiders returns to the Key West Arena! But they won't be alone as members of Equality and Outcast will be present as OCW and its offshoot shows presents….
~ We go to a live feed of The Key West Arena!! Like it was for XXX, the arena is filled to the brim! The Mariachi Band are on the stage, playing Nowhere Generation, the official Outsiders theme song. The fans are cheering and going nuts!! Beer cans and beach balls fly through the air. Its a fucking party! As the band finishes, the crowd cheers their appreciation. Then, the lights dim….
A single spotlight illuminates the stage and fans cheer as Belvedere steps out. He walks down the ramp as the spotlight stays on him. "BEL-VE-DERE!" chants can be heard as he walks up the ringsteps, steps between the ropes and goes to the middle of the ring. He raises his microphone…~
Belvedere: Faithful, welcome back to The Key West Arena for Outsiders Super Card of Equality
~ The crowd cheers once again. The usual Faithful are trying to out-cheer The Yardies and the noise of both is massive. To add to the noise, fireworks start going off on the stage and around the OCWTRON! After an impressive display that would make the Fourth of July jealous, they stop and the lights come on. ~
Belvedere: Please help me welcome your color commentators for this evening…. OCW Hall of Famers… PRESIDENT DEAN, AND MIKE ZYBALA!!
~ We come back and fans look confused at the commercial for another company. We go to Mike and Dean. ~
Dean: So we just advertising the enemy now, sucka?
Zybala: When they pay for the ad spot, yes.
Dean: Hold the fuck up…. They paid us??
Zybala: Five large.
Dean: ….. Ok y'all. You suckas better watch some TPW shit. They good people!
SOOT LOSEM vs EASTON ALEXANDER
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Fans: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Introducing first…. Coming to the ring first, hailing from the Cinnabar Islands, weighing in tonight at 0.13 metric tons, he is Soot Losem!!
~ The speakers come alive with a power metal cord starting to play. "Gotta Catch Em All" by PowerGlove hits the speakers as The Yardies boo and The Faithful give some polite cheers. Soot walks out and the boos get louder, drowning out the cheers. Some fans even mock Soot's fanny pack, calling him a Tony the Spider ripoff. He hops up on the apron, slips through the ropes and into the ring. The music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent…. From North Bay, Ontario, Canada... He stands 6 foot, 1 inches tall... HE IS THE CANADIAN DRAGON…EASTON... ALLLLLLLLLEXANDER!!!!!
I'M COMING HOME.
I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FAR TOO LONG.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME AT ALL
I'M LEAVING... HAVE I FUCKED THINGS UP AGAIN!
~ ALL the fans cheer for Easton. Soot's eyes widen when Belvedere says "Dragon." He reaches into his pack and grabs a pokéball.
Easton Alexander walks out onto the stage and looks out at the crowd as sparks begin to fall behind him, deflecting off his shoulders. The fans continue to cheer as the sparks stop and Easton walks down the ramp. He gets ringside and climbs the stairs. He pauses on the apron, taking in the crowd’s cheers. He nods, appreciating and feeding off the energy. Easton steps through the ropes and enters the ring and looks at Soot with disdain. Belvedere leaves the ring as Mitch signals for the bell. ~
Dean: Easton be staring daggers at Soot, yo.
Zybala: I think Easton wasn't a fan of the other "Alexander" on the past few shows. He looks like he's gonna take that anger out on Soot.
Dean: You may be right. Losem may live up to his name again.
~Easton and Soot stare at each other. Soot raises his arm and hurls the pokéball, but Easton side steps it. Before Soot can grab another one, Easton rushes forward and snares him with a lock up. The two push and pull, each man trying to gain leverage. Easton immediately snares a side headlock. Soot yells out in pain but manages to push Easton away. Easton hits the ropes...he bounces off but Soot throws a shoulder into him! Easton is unphased… like, at all. It's actually Soot who gets knocked onto the canvas. Easton backs up, he leans into the ropes, shoots off and stomps on Losem’s chest. ~
Dean: Easton’s got this shit in the bag, sucka.
Zybala: Normally, I'd say on any giving night, but….
Dean: It's Soot. I don't think the sucka ever won a match.
Zybala: Ever!
~ Soot rolls over onto all fours, just in time for Easton to boot him in the ribs! The force flips him onto his back. Easton then drops down, placing a knee into Soot's neck, keeping the man down while punishing his neck and spine. Mitch asks Soot if he wants to give it up, but Easton places a hand over Soot's mouth. Easton tells Mitch that he's not done yet. Easton then stands up, backing away from Soot, letting the man get a breather.
Soot returns to his feet just for Easton to charge in and kick Soot right in the side of the head with a roundhouse! Chuck Norris would appreciate a kick like that!! Soot is rocked as he rolls to the side, through the middle and bottom ropes and onto the apron. He sprawls out on his back, left arm and leg hanging off the apron. Slowly his right arm raises up, holding his head. Easton casually walks to the ropes, leans through the top and middle, grabbing Soot by the neck and pulling him to his feet.
Easton stands upright, but Soot suddenly leans forward, throwing his shoulder into Easton’s midsection through the ropes!!! Easton stumbles back, more out of surprise than anything. Soot grabs onto the top ropes as he shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. Losem leaps up and springboards off with a flying forearm… or tries to, at least. Soot's foot gets caught up in the rope and he falls flat on his face with a thud! The crowd laughs at Losem as Easton looms over him like a vulture over a freshly dead body. ~
Zybala: Me thinks this match may be just about over.
Dean: The Dragon Sucka is looking a bit bored…
~ Easton looks down at Losem with disdain as he drags Soot to his feet. Easton drives a knee into Soot’s midsection, doubling the Pokémon trainer over. Alexander then hooks both of Soot's arms. Easton then pauses before looking at Mitch. He asks the ref if the Dragon Driver 98 is still banned in OCW. Mitch shrugs and the pair look over at Zybala and Dean. Both men look at each other, then back at the people in the ring. The pair yell FINISH HIM!!! and Easton’s face twists into an evil grin. He tries to lift Soot, who goes limp and dead weights himself as a defense mechanism. Easton drops him and Soot scrambles to his feet and runs to a corner to clutch at the ropes and holds onto them for dear life!
Easton looks frustrated. He's done with this simp. He walks over and tries to pull Soot out of the corner, but Losem ducks in between the ropes, causing Mitch to come over and tell Easton to back away. Groaning with annoyance, The Canadian Dragon complies with the refs request and backs away a couple feet. Soot sees this and thinks that this is his chance! He gets out from between the ropes and charges at Easton with a spear! In one smooth motion, Easton catches Soot with a double underhook, lifts the smaller man up and drops him head first with a Dragon Driver 98!!! Losem crumbles to the mat face first when Easton releases his arms as the crowd goes wild! ~
Dean: DRAGON DRIVER!! Fuck banning moves, yo!! This be wrestling! You don't wanna get hurt, don't join.
Zybala: Testify! Outsiders isn't for the weak at heart. We laugh at possible injuries and throw caution to the wind!
~ Alexander rolls the out cold Pokémon trainer to his back and makes the pin. He hooks the leg just as Mitch gets in position. ~
Mitch: One…..
Two…..
THREE!!!
~ Mitch calls for the bell as Easton shoves himself up off of Soot. He stands and Mitch raises his arm. ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner, and moving on to the number one contender match….. EASTON ALEXANDER!!
~ The crowd cheers for the Dragon as he leaves the ring and heads up the ramp while Mitch checks to see if Soot is okay. Hey! Do you like commercials? Well, you're in luck! We got one right here! ~
FANNY vs ZEUS(champion)
~ We come back from the commercial break and we see a pole has been attached to one of the corners. Tied to the pole is a rather large turnip. Belvedere is once again in the ring to get proceedings under way. ~
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: And it is a Turnip on a Pole Match for the Outsiders Streaming Service Championship!
~ Fans cheer. ~
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first,... the challenger…hailing from Rimwood, Florida…. She is FANNY!!!
~ "You Can Do Magic" by America hits the speakers as Fanny emerges from the back with a beer in her hand. The Yardies start cheering while the rest of the fans murmur about her being drunk already. Fanny staggers as she strolls down the ramp, bumping into a few ringside fans. They guide her towards the ring before shoving her in the right direction. Fanny eventually makes it to the ring and uses the ropes to pull herself up. When she gets in, her music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And her opponent ….Hailing from Mount Olympus…. Weighing in at "a number mortals cannot comprehend".... He is your Streaming Service Champion….This is ZEUS!!
~ "Enter Sandman by Metallica" starts to play. Thunder sounds. Lightning Strikes! Yardies cheer. Zeus emerges, his head held high. He is quickly joined by Hades. Hades holds the Streaming Service title high before wrapping it around his brother's waist. Zeus then starts heading towards the ring. Hades quickly follows as the pa8r high five the fans along the way. Zeus climbs in the ring, followed by his brother. The Yardies start a loud "Zeus!" chant. Zeus finds a nearby corner and ascends, holding his arms out to soak in the "worship." Hades drops to the mat and wiggles around, sticking his tongue out, trying to roll his eyes into the back of the head (only half achieved). Zeus hops down to the mat as Hades rolls out of the ring. Metallica stops playing and Belvedere leaves the ring. ~
Dean: The Yardies showing some love to Zeus tonight.
Zybala: He earned it. Defying all odds to become the Streaming Service champion.
~ Mitch calls for the bell to start the match. Fanny quickly goes over to Mitch and starts asking questions. She wants some clarification on the rules of the match. Zeus joins them just to make sure he has the right idea. When Mitch explains the very simple rule of climbing the turnbuckle to grab the turnip from the pole to use as a weapon, Fanny says she was totally wrong. Zeus asks her what she thought it was, and Fanny starts saying when a woman loves a man she does sexy things to his pole and…
Fanny goes on explaining this train of thought in great detail. When she's done, a fan in the front row shrieks and points at Zeus. Everybody looks and the champ is sporting a godly bulge in his trunks. Fanny looks interested, but reminds herself of Wizard being the only guy for mouth stuff. Zeus looks mortified and rushes to a corner as Hades runs over to help calm his brother down; mentioning things like "grandma's flabby arms" and "Vicky Stone" and "The weird cat lady in the building." ~
Dean: Welp, it finally happened… we have our first boner alert in Outsiders.
Zybala: It was a good run. Damn near five and a half years.
Dean: It's all downhill from here.
Zybala: Dude, we live at the bottom of the hill. People know what Outsiders is about.
~ While Zeus is trying to gain control of…. Himself…. Fanny is taking the opportunity to climb the corner and grab the turnip, much to the fans delight. She unties the vegetable and hops down to the mat. She starts to stroke the veggie but stops when Mitch reassures her it's not that kind of match. Fanny shrugs and raises the turnip high above her head. She stalks behind Zeus, who seems to finally have lost his election when Hades brings up "SOUTHERN WRESTLING FEDERATION." A few ringside fans shudder at this name as well.
Zeus thanks his brother and is about to turn around when Fanny brings the turnip down on the back of his head!! Zeus slumps into the corner and Fanny quickly grabs him for the most devastating move in ALL of professional wrestling, the surprise roll-up! Zeus's shoulders hit the mat and Mitch goes to count!~
Mitch: One……
Two…..
THREE!!!
~ Everyone is shocked when Mitch's hand hits the mat for the third time. Boos are heard because of the quickness of the match but others cheer Fanny's win. Mitch is handed the Streaming Service title and he gives it to a dazed Fanny.
Belvedere: Here is your winner and NEW Streaming Service Champion….. FANNY!!!
Dean: Well, that was fast..
Zybala: Just go to a commercial. She's gonna be in there for a while…
~ It does seem Zybala is right. Fanny grabs the belt and holds it high. She goes to each corner with the belt above her head. Then around the entire ring. She certainly is carrying on. Fanny even makes some lewd motions with the belt while trying to explain to the ringside fans about when a man loves a woman. We cut to commercial because we don't want to explain anything to the children…
~We come back and Belvedere is ready in the ring for the next match. Mitch is quickly getting rid of a blunt.~
THE BROTHERHOOD OF BASTARDS vs THE MADDOX'S
Belvedere: The following match is a Tag Team Squash Match that's scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: And the winners become the number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles. Introducing first…. At a combined weight of 521 pounds…… Representing The Brotherhood of Bastards….. They are EL KNUCKLE and THE NICKLEMAN!!!
~The lights in the arena go out, the Bastards epic tron plays, and a green spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, with fog rolling out. A spotlight highlights the ramp, and El Knuckle walks out onto the entrance ramp, hyped and ready to fight, pointing out into the crowd. Behind him, The Nickleman deliberately walks out strumming away at the air guitar. Both men glance at each other and high five before, in unison. point at the ring. Some of the crowd sings along with the song. ~
Fans: ASSHOLE, DIRTBAG, NO GOOD BASTARDS!
~ The Bastards walk down the ramp, mostly ignoring the fans. The pair look at the various squashes that are surrounding the ring. Then El Knuckle slides into the ring and gets up onto a knee, beckoning the crowd as Charles climbs the steps and enters the ring behind him. EK stands and appeals to the crowd as Bobby raises his arms at 45-degree angles. Some people cheer the duo while most boo them. They are Bastards after all. The music dies down as Belvedere continues.. ~
Belvedere: And their opponents….. at a combined weight 494 pounds…. representing Outcast Championship Wrestling….. they are the uncle and nephew duo of MICHAEL AND BENJAMIN MADDOX!!!
~ "Broken Pieces Shine" by Evanescence blasts over the PA Systems. Michael Maddox emerges from the back with a sinister look on his face as his nephew Benjamin Maddox walks out on stage behind him. Benjamin looks at the fans and then looks up at the sky and shakes off the many emotions running through his body. Both men walk down the ramp, receiving a mixed reaction. Ben then charges past his uncle, doing a running front flip into the ring and then runs over to the nearest turnbuckle and panders to the crowd before awaiting Michael to get ringside. Mike walks the rest of the way at his own pace. The elder Maddox rolls into the ring and then goes over to the top ropes and panders to the fans feeding off their energy whether they cheer or boo him.
The music stops and Belvedere leaves. Mitch gives both Maddoxs a thorough pat down, checking for weapons, then turns towards The Bastards. He walks over and Nickleman says they're clean with El Knuckle nodding in agreement. Mitch checks them anyway, with Nickleman screaming about not giving consent. With all four men checked, Mitch calls for the bell. ~
Zybala: Why did Mitch just check these guys? This is a Squash Match. No dq.
Dean: Maybe Mitch is only gonna let them use the gourds as weapons.
Zybala: Hmmmm…. Makes sense.
Dean: I know! That's why I said it, sucka.
~ Benjamin wants to start off for his team as Nickleman goes to the outside, telling El Knuckle that he has it. The two legal men square off, ready to go. They lock up and struggle against each other for dominance. El Knuckle gets the upper hand as he backs Benjamin up against The ropes before throwing him to the opposite side. Ben hits the ropes and bounces back. El Knuckle goes for a clothesline, but Ben ducks. He hits the ropes and ducks a wild backward swing from El Knuckle. Ben then flips forward, lands on his hands, bounces off of the ropes, lands on his feet, then does a backflip, landing in a one knee kneeling pose with his arms spread wide. The fans cheer the athleticism. El Knuckle is unimpressed.
He pushes Benjamin out of the way and tells him to watch true luchador action. El Knuckle then runs for the ropes, bouncing off into a very decent somersault, then runs to the opposite ropes, jumps on the bottom rope, springs off to land on his feet, and tumbles into a half-assed cartwheel into a sitting position. He then pushes himself backwards into a reverse somersault before hopping to his feet, telling Benjamin that he just got served. The Yardies in the crowd go crazy as they aren't really used to such acrobatic feats. The regular fans seem mildly amused. Zybala and Dean, as always, overreact. ~
Dean: Holy shit, sucka! Such fast paced action in the opening minute of the match!
Zybala: El Knuckle just told Benji Maddox that he can do the flippy shit too!!
~ Ben is not amused and charges at his opponent. Ben and Rl Knuckle collide with each other and start slugging away! They nail lefts and rights and chops on each other, trying to gain the uphand. El Knuckle takes a wild swing at Maddox, who ducks under it and goes behind the masked man. He grabs El Knuckle around the waist, lifts him up and drops him face down to the mat. He then pivots his position to grab El Knuckle in a front face lock. Benjamin holds El Knuckle like this for a moment before switching his position to next to his foe and applies a side headlock. The fans cheer this little bit of chain wrestling as The Nickleman yells that this isn't the NCAA!
Benjamin's dominance doesn't last long as El Knuckle grabs him around the waist and rolls to his side, rolling Maddox over in a pinning position. Maddox immediately releases the headlock and avoids even a one count. He then goes to his corner to tag in his uncle. As Michael enters the ring, El Knuckle runs up with a forearm to the side of the elder Maddox's head, stunning him. El Knuckle then whips him into his corner. Nickleman reaches over the ropes and clubs Michael in the back of the head! The fans boo the blatant cheap shot as Maddox turns around and swings a right hand at Nickleman. But The Bastard reaches up, raking the eyes and blinding the older Maddox!! The crowd boos, urging Mitch to do something. ~
Zybala: The fans aren't liking The Bastards tactics in the opening minutes of this match.
Dean: But it's all legal, sucka. It's a Squash Match. Which means weapons. Which means no dqs.
~El Knuckle goes over to his corner and tags in Nickleman, finally making him legal. He steps in the ring and tackles Maddox to the mat and starts throwing wild shots. Maddox, his sight now recovering, gives as good as he gets and returns fire. The two start rolling on the mat, throwing wild punches at one another, trying to get a solid hit. The fans cheer, encouraging the violence. They roll over to the ropes, the bottom one preventing them from falling out of the ring. Maddox, being on top now, rolls off of Nickleman and starts kicking at him, forcing him under the ropes and to the floor below.
Nickleman quickly gets to his feet as Maddox kneels on all fours. Then, Benjamin Maddox runs at the ropes from out of nowhere!! He steps on his uncle's back and Swantons over the ropes!! He crashes hard on Nickleman, taking both men to the floor! Benjamin hops to his feet to gloat, just in time for El Knuckle to leap off the apron with a cannonball senton onto Benji! Both men land on top of Nickleman in a heap. All three men are slow to get to their feet as Michael Maddox looms tall in the ring. The fans are cheering him up to do some high maneuver of his own. He looks around, letting the cheers hype him up.
Michael steps between the ropes and turns to face the ring. He jumps on the middle rope and does a version of the MaddAssault! moonsault onto the waiting men below! The fans go nuts for the obligatory tag team match high spot. Mike Maddox is the first to his feet and looks around, wondering which bastard to attack first. ~
Zybala: The Family Maddox seem to have taken charge of this match!
Dean: And the older Maddox ain't done bringing the hurt, sucka. He found the gourds!!
~ Maddox does see a nearby medium sized pumpkin and picks it up. The fans cheer louder to encourage him. Mike lifts the pumpkin high over his head and throws it hard at El Knuckle! The pumpkin smashes open on E.K.'s back as the luchadore cries out in pain. Mike reaches down for El Knuckle, grabbing at the back of his head. He lifts him up and shoots E.K. hard into the guardrail! Knuckle sags on the railing, stunned, as Mike checks on his nephew. They both go after El Knuckle, dragging him up and towards the ringpost.
They go to push El Knuckle forward, wanting to ram him into the post, but are stopped when pieces of squash fly by in Ben's field of vision. He turns to see Michael falling to the floor as The Nickleman drops the remains of a small Squash. This gives El Knuckle the moment to pivot on his feet, sending Benjamin flying shoulder first into the post!! Both Maddox are on the ringside floor as The Bastards take a moment to catch their breath. The fans boo the change of events. ~
Dean: That could have dislocated Benji's shoulder!
Zybala: The Bastards don't care, Dean. They're here to win and they don't foot the hospital bills.
Dean: Shit, do we?
Zybala: All OCW shows are under the parent corporation's health insurance. Something I made when I was the owner.
Dean: Fuck yeah! Fuck those suckas up, yo! Bring da violence!
~ Both Maddox men are still down, so Nickleman turns towards El Knuckle. He tells his Brother in Bastard Arms to start throwing gourds into the ring, which the masked man does. They get about 7 or 8 squash and pumpkins in the ring when Nickleman notices Benjamin slowly begin to pull himself up, holding his arm. Nickleman rushes over and kicks at him, trying to keep him down. He grabs BenBenja's head, trying to drive it unto the ring post!
Nickleman is so focused on Benjamin that he doesn't notice Michael getting to his feet. He grabs Nickleman from behind and hits him with a reverse Ripcord Knee Strike!! Nickleman collapses to the floor, and both Maddox enter the ring to face a lone El Knuckle. The luchadore who speaks perfect English looks worried as he grabs the nearest squash and holds it like a club. He swings it wildly at the Maddox men to keep them away, but Mike quickly steps forward. He grabs the squash and tosses it to the side. Mitch is just letting things happen, because no disqualification and all that shit.
El Knuckle decides to hell with caution and runs at Michael and Benjamin with a double clothesline attempt, but it fails, as both Maddox's give him a kick, followed by a double suplex! El Knuckle hits the mat hard. The Maddox's then drag E.K. in the corner, going to town on him with kicks and punches. After softening Knuckle up a bit, the duo drags him out of the corner. Michael tells his nephew to hold El Knuckle for The Lady Killer. He signals this to the crowd, which gets a pop. ~
Zybala: Looks like Maddox is wanting to end this match with that Claymore kick of his.
Dean: If it hits, this match is over for The Bastards!
~ Mike hits the ropes, and bounces off only to be met with a pumpkin exploding on his face!! The Nickleman slid in at the last moment, grabbed a pumpkin and smashed it against Maddox! The fans boo loudly as Benjamin looks stunned! He goes to attack Nickleman, but a recovered El Knuckle drops to his knees and uppercuts Ben between the legs! Nickleman grabs the bent overrides Benjamin in a front face lock. With a show of strength, he then hoists the younger Maddox up for a hanging vertical suplex. El Knuckle grabs a nearby squash and smashes it into Benjamin's face as Nickleman drops him with a brainbuster onto another pumpkin!
Dean: RAINBOW LASER DEATH SEQUENCE!!!
Zybala: A version of it, at least. Regardless, that may be it.
Dean: El Knuckle makes the cover!!!
Mitch: One……
Two………..
THREE!!!!
~ As E.K. makes the cover, Nickleman jumps on Michael Maddox and punches him to keep him down. He stops when he hears Mitch call for the bell and the crowd starts booing. ~
Belvedere: Here are your winners…. and number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles……THE BROTHERHOOD OF BASTARDS!!
~ The Bastards celebrate in the ring as they kick/shove the Maddox's out of the ring. This causes the fans to boo more which only.causes the Bastards to gloat more. The hate makes them stronger. They celebrate more as The Mariachi Band rushes to the ring to clean all the broken and whole gourds out of the ring. After a few moments, The Brotherhood makes their way up the ramp towards the backstage area.
With The Brotherhood of Bastards gone, Dean stands up from the announce table with a briefcase and walks to the ring. The fans cheer for him as he walks by. He hands the briefcase to Belvedere before taking a seat back next to Zybala. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, during this time, it is my extreme pleasure to announce the next inductee for the Outsiders Championship Wrestling Hall of Fame!!
~ The Yardies let out a huge cheer and a small "Hall of Fame" chant. When the chant dies down, Belvedere starts to talk again but is cut off when someone with an annoyingly recognizable voice starts shouting. ~
"Random" Fan: VOTE FOR LILITH!!!
~ The crowd is a mix of boos and cheers as Zybala shakes his head. Belvedere shakes his head, as well, as he opens the envelope. Security drags the "random fan" from the arena. Belvedere pulls out the paper from the envelope and reads it. ~
Belvedere: The next inductees are not originals to Outsider, but exemplified the spirit. From the minute they showed up, they were undefeated in The Yard. From exciting matches with The Family, The Patriots and others, they excited The Yardies to no end. Not only were they the first Tag Teams Champions, but they hold the record for the longest tag title reign! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Outsider's Hall of Fame….. Hector and Victor… THE MALVADOS!!!!
~ "Si señor" by Control Machete begins to play and shortly after the Malvado Brothers’ lowrider comes out from the side of the ring entrance, but long gone is their old piece of shit lowrider, and now, a sweet lowrider comes out, fully chromed out, paint job is immaculate and all the windows are there! The bumper is not taped together and held in place… Clearly, The Malvados have done well for themselves since last time we saw them in OCW. One thing that hasn’t changed though, is the classic horn, which is going off, playing that sweet "La Cucaracha" tune. It comes to a stop by the ramp, and you see the brothers sitting on the back seat while their driver is their papa, Paco “The Drinking Time Bomb” Perez.
He hits the switches, which actually work, causing the lo-lo to bounce up and down and the yardies to pop big time. The Malvado Bros. jump out of the lo-lo wearing tuxedos and matching white masks with black spiral logo, and join their gorgeous manager and translator Leslie Jimenez (formerly known as Vanessa) who is waiting for them in the ramp, holding the original toy OCW tag titles they once held. Once together, she hands them one title each and the brothers put them over their shoulders proudly before making their way to the ring. Once at ringside, they meet their father who gives them his blessing before walking around the ring, looking for a fan to hook him up with a beer.
One of the brothers slides under the bottom rope while the other jumps on the apron and then leaps over the top rope. Leslie simply walks around, looking on. Each brother goes to a corner, jumping onto the second turnbuckle and try to get under the crowd's skin, taunting them and saying some mean words in Spanish but despite their efforts, the crowd continues to cheer the new Hall of Famers. The Malvados then “break character”, pounding their chest and then clapping back to the fans, blowing a kiss here and there, especially to the diehard yardies. They hop down and walk over to the podium, and as they stand there, their music stops and the fans cheer. The regular OCW crowd is polite and respectful with their cheers, not being all that familiar with the Brothers. The Yardies are a different story. They go wild as a chant of "CERO ENGLISH!" can be heard by 200 screaming Outsiders in the front row. Hector nods his head to the chants, as Victor looks all emotional. Once they settle down, Hector begins. ~
Hector: No-no, we speak a little English now!
~ The Yardies boo loudly. ~
Victor: Lo siento, lo siento… Solo UNO de nosotros habla Inglés.
~The Yardies cheer loudly and the rest of OCW fans are wondering what the hell is going on… ~
Hector: Por favor, no hate, we love you… but we hate you… You understand… Before we start, we like to request a moment of silence please, for our beloved Camila.
Victor: Te extrañamos Camila.
~ The big screen comes on, revealing a picture of The Malvados’ original piece of shit lowrider, which they traveled to and from the yard with… Though let’s be honest, most of the time, they had to push it as the engine would die and pieces of the body would fall off. ~
Hector: While Camila Dos is awesome…
Victor: Mucho awesome.
~ The crowd pops. ~
Hector: We will never forget the original… Rust in Pieces mamacita.
~ Victor nods, wiping tears from his masks that aren’t really there. ~
Hector: Now we want to say… GRACIAS!
Victor: Muchas gracias!
Hector: First, to the yardies!
~ The Yardies go wild and begin a “we are awesome” chant.~
Victor: Mucho awesome..
Hector: Without you, The Malvados would have been, how you say, big flop in America… Wouldn’t have made it to the big time…
~ The Yardies boo… ~
Hector: Err, I mean, this IS big time… of course… but without you to believe in us, even when you didn’t understand us…
Victor: Cero English.
~ The chant gets started again. ~
Hector: You embraced us, and took us to that next level… Gracias Yardies, you will forever be part of our evil empire. !
Victor: Mucho evil.
~ The Yardies go wild again and a “Mucho Evil” chant gets started. ~
Hector: I guess we also should thank señor Mikey Zybala, he the best, señor Dean, señor build-a-bear.
Victor: Velvet-deer…
Hector: belch-a-beer?
Victor: Saved by the bell?
Hector: Okay that don’t even sound like -
Belvedere: BELVEDERE!
Hector: Who’s that?
Victor: No nintendo…
Hector: Anyway… Anyone else who helped in the back, not our opponents cuz they suck.
Victor: Mucho suck!
Hector: and last but not least, our papa Paco!
~ Paco is chopping it up with a fan, not paying attention at all, but upon hearing the mention of his name, without looking, he raises his half drunk beer cup. The Yardies pop. ~
Victor: and of course, our beloved translator, Leslie Ji-
~ The Yardies boo… ~
Hector: VANESSA!
~ Huge pop. ~
Hector: So, yeah, that’s all me has… you Victor?
Victor: Um, compren nuestras shirts!
Hector: Si, señor Mike will get cut, we promise… OH, before me forget, we brought gift for World Champion, we left in his locker room… Enjoy!
Victor: Mucho enjoy!
Hector: Gracias Mikey, gracias Outsiders!
Victor: Viva La Yarda!
~ “Si señor" begins to play again and the yardies go wild as the OCW regulars thank God this is over… Leslie FKA Vanessa gets in along with Paco and together they take a bow before heading out. The Yardies chant "Gra-ci-as!" over and over as the group makes their way back to the car and out of the arena. ~
~ We cut back to the show and Dean is just glaring at Zybala. He's about to say something when Belvedere starts to announce the next match.
AXIS vs EASTON ALEXANDER
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Fans: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Introducing first…. Hailing from North Bay, Ontario, Canada... He stands 6 foot, 1 inches tall...Representing OCW…. HE IS THE CANADIAN DRAGON…EASTON... ALLLLLLLLLEXANDER!!!!!
I'M COMING HOME.
I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FAR TOO LONG.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME AT ALL
I'M LEAVING... HAVE I FUCKED THINGS UP AGAIN!
~ Like before, all the fans cheer for Easton. Easton Alexander walks out onto the stage and looks out at the crowd as sparks begin to fall behind him, deflecting off his shoulders. The fans continue to cheer as the sparks stop and Easton walks down the ramp. He gets ringside and climbs the stairs. He pauses on the apron, taking in the crowd’s cheers. He nods, appreciating and feeding off the energy. Easton steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He goes to a corner and leans against the turnbuckles, waiting for what will be his first real challenge of the night.~
Belvedere: And his opponent…. From Dallas, Texas by way of Shreveport, Los Angeles…. weighing in at 240 pounds…. Representing Outcast Championship Wrestling….. he is AXIS!!!
~ The lights go dark in the arena. The acoustics of "Zombie" fill every loudspeaker in the building. Suddenly, the metal part kicks in, and the megatron is lit up, slightly revealing a silhouette on the entrance ramp that turns out to be Axis doing his signature "Quadruple Horns" pose. Axis calmly yet menacingly walks down the ramp towards the ring. HE steps in the ring. Belvedere exits as Mitch calls for the bell. ~
Dean: Both suckas had easy matches earlier, but now is where the real fight starts.
Zybala: Damn straight, Dean. Guy and Soot were merely appetizers for these two. This is the main course. Winner gets a Streaming Service title shot.
Dean: Fanny won that belt earlier in a…. unconventional way. I don't think that would work on either of these suckas.
~ Alexander walks up to Axis as the match begins, with Axis taking a defensive step backwards. But Easton just wanted to offer a hand, showing his respect. Axis gives the hand a quick shake, then backs off, circling around as Easton watches. He motions to Axis to bring it, ready to go. Axis comes forward, needing no further encouragement, and snaps off a jab, but Easton dodges to the left. Axis doesn't stop though, letting loose a series of quick boxing jabs, but Easton is dodging them all while backing up, eventually doing a quick roll to the side, coming back to his feet out of harm's way. He does a little bow to the delight of the fans. ~
Zybala: Axis coming out hard and fast in the opening seconds of this match.
Dean: He better not tire himself out though. You need all your stamina for Last Man Standing matches.
~ Axis, looking a little annoyed at the constant misses, tells Easton to stop dodging and fight. Easton shrugs his shoulders... then steps forward, going for a sudden jumping knee strike!! Axis barely manages to dodge away from it as he side steps Alexander. He then grabs Easton from behind with a headlock. Easton quickly reverses, but Axis immediately shoots him into the ropes, sending his opponent towards the other end of the ring. As Easton returns, Axis leapfrogs over him, then bends down, catching Alexander as he rebounds with a back body drop.
However, Alexander lands on his feet!! He quickly turns and jumps forward, latching onto Axis and dropping him with a Russian Leg Sweep! The crowd pops at the first move landing, even as Easton makes the cover! Mitch taps him on the shoulder and reminds Eason that this is a Last Man Standing match. A ringside fan yells Last PERSON Match, and is immediately escorted from the crowd. How dare they assume that Easton and Axis don't identify as men. We dont stand for that shit in any OCW!
Easton stands up, bringing his foe with him. He sends Axis into the ropes, then rebounds himself, catching the running foe with a Burning Lariat! Axis drops to the mat and rolls to his stomach, stunned, but not out of it. Axis starts to stand as Easton goes to pull him back once more. Only this time Axis twists around and lifts Easton up instead on his shoulders, quickly spinning and dropping him with a Death Valley driver!! Easton cradles the back of his head, even as Axis kips up, showing he has stamina for days. He goes quickly over to Easton, trying to lock in his End of Suffering rear naked chokehold!! The two struggle against each other before Easton manages to fight free and rolls out of the ring!~
Dean: Smart move by The Dragon sucka to leave the ring.
Zybala: Yep yep. If Axis locked in the E.O.S. he could have just choked out Alexander until he couldn't get up anymore.
~ Once he's out of the ring, Easton goes under the ring. Axis gets to his feet and looks confused. Mitch tells him where Alexander went. Axis leaves the ring and starts looking under the ring. However, Easton emerges from the other side! He sneaks around and blind sides Axis with a flying forearm to the side of the head! Axis is dazed and knocked to the floor. The Canadian Dragon picks his opponent up and boots him in the gut. He then grabs Axis with a double underhook and grins. He tries to lift Axis for the Dragon Driver, but is blocked. He tries again, and is blocked once more! On a third attempt, Axis reverses and backdrops Easton to the floor!
Axis starts to look under the ring for something as Mitch begins to count. Mitch has reached a THREE count when Easton starts to get to his feet. He turns about, trying to find Axis, when… CRASH!!! Axis lays out with a vicious chair shot to the head!! Easton is out and Mitch starts the count over. ~
"ONE!"
Easton is laying there as Axis looks on
"TWO!"
Still no movement.
"THREE!"
Easton starts to stir…..
"FOUR!"
Axis gets poised to attack as he raises the chair high.
"FIVE!"
Easton gets to his feet and turns to face Axis. Axis takes another swing but Easton ducks! Axis hits the ring and drops the chair from the violent vibrations. He shakes his hands as Easton grabs the weapon for himself, then clocks Axis in the head with the chair! Axis falls to the mat and Easton starts laying into him with several chair shots! When he feels like he's done enough damage, Easton tosses the chair to the side and yells at Mitch to start the count. ~
Zybala: Easton really wants that title shot.
Dean: No shit. Has anyone ever wanted to lose a championship shot?
Zybala: Maybe? I don't know the entire history of all wrestling everywhere.
Dean: Smart ass.
~ Mitch is up to "FIVE" and still no movement from Axis...
"SIX!"
Easton looks nervous and excited….
"SEVEN!"
Alexander makes a hurry up motion with his hand, trying to get Mitch to speed up the count…..
"EIGHT!"
Axis's hands start twitching, the right one balling up into a fist …..
"NINE!"
Axis pushes himself up with a burst of energy, hopping to his feet as the fans explode with cheers. Easton looks pissed and goes on the attack. As he gets close, Axis grabs a nearby fan's drink and throws the liquid at Easton's face!! Alexander stops in his tracks as he tries to clear his eyes as Axis gets a little reprieve to catch his breath. Alexander takes off his shirt and uses it to wipe his face. This is when Axis strikes! He grabs the shirt and twists it around Easton's head, blinding him!
As Easton struggles to get the shirt off, Axis backs up a bit and charges forward with a running dropkick! Easton is sent crashing over the barricade and into the ringside seats as the crowd scatters!! Axis starts grabbing chairs and sets them up facing each other, then places chairs on them, making a makeshift table of sorts next to the ring. Nearby fans offer up their chairs and help him set up this disaster waiting to happen. Easton finally gets his shirt off of his head just in time to see a chair coming his way!!! The chair hits him square in the head, courtesy of Axis!
Easton is laid out cold on the concrete. Axis tosses his chair aside and grabs Easton’s feet. Axis drags him over to the barricade and tosses him back over ringside. Axis hops over and drags Easton to where he set up the chairs. Axis sets Alexander so he's laying across the chair. Axis then climbs back in the ring as Mitch shouts out "THREE!" Axis ascends to the top rope and positions himself to face the still out cold Canadian Dragon. ~
Dean: Axis is going for broke! He straight up aiming to murder Easton.
Zybala: It's more kamikaze than murder. I'd be surprised if either walks away if this hits.
~ Axis takes a big breath and leaps off the top rope with The Horns Down!!! Axis flies through the air and lands hard on the mass of chairs as Easton almost rolls away at the last second, catching Axis's arms to the stomach!! Chairs explode everywhere! The fans are going crazy and a "HOLY SHIT!" chant breaks out! Mitch leaves the ring and checks on both wrestlers. After seeing both wrestlers are still breathing, Mitch begins his count!
"ONE!"
The fans are screaming their heads off trying to rally the fallen wrestlers. Nobody is moving…..
"TWO!"
Still nothing. The fans at ringside are smacking the barricade to rally the downed men….
"THREE!"
Still nothing. That doesn't stop the fans from cheering.
"FOUR!"
There is no movement.
"FIVE!"
Mitch double checks both men and continues the count….
"SIX!"
And still nothing…
"SEVEN!"
Easton starts to stir.
"EIGHT!"
Axis has started moving around as Easton tries to use a nearby chair to pull himself up. Mitch yells….
"NINE!"
And Axis has got to his hands and knees as Easton tries to kneel up, using the chair to steady himself.
"TE-NOOOOO!!"
With a surge of adrenaline, both men push themself up to their feet!! Mitch stops himself from calling for the bell. This match continues!! ~
Dean: How did they fucking get up after that?!
Zybala: Sheer will power, my dude!
~ Mitch goes to both guys, asking if they're alright. Axis nods, although his wince and shudder probably means he's lying. Easton grabs Mitch and gently moves him out of the way to attack Axis. He drives him into the barricade back first and we catch a glimpse of wrestling legend Curt Canon in the front row! He seems to be enjoying every minute of this match.
Easton grabs Axis, bringing him back to the ring and rolling him inside. Easton then hops up on the apron, watching as Axis rolls over onto his back. Seeing this, Easton springboards over the ropes, coming down on his foe with a Death Cave (double foot stop)!!! The landing is perfect, with Axis in a great deal of agony. Easton rolls out of the ring once more to grab a chair and brings it in the ring. He sets it up in the sitting position and then goes back to Axis.
He lifts Axis up and boots him in the gut. Easton then snags him in a double underhook and lifts him straight up. Alexander spins towards the chair and drills Axis down on the seat with The Dragon Driver 98!! A huge "HOLY SHIT" chant erupts from the fans as Easton releases Axis and lets him fall to the mat. Easton scoots back to a corner and sits himself on a turnbuckle to rest as he watches Axis like a hawk, though silently begging him not to get up. Mitch starts the count…
ONE!"
The fans are cheering for Axis to get up. He does not.
"TWO!"
Still nothing. Easton sits in the corner, breathing heavily.
"THREE!"
Axis is still prone.
"FOUR!"
There is no movement.
"FIVE!"
Mitch thought he saw movement but continues the count regardless...
"SIX!"
And still nothing…
"SEVEN!"
Axis starts to move.
"EIGHT!"
Easton sees Axis stirring and yells at Mitch to hurry up….
"NINE!"
Axis tries to push himself up….
"TENOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Axis gets to his feet as Mitch starts to call for the bell. The fans go nuts as Easton looks stunned! We see him mouth "how the actual fuck." Blood is trickling down Axis's forehead, possible from the Dragon Driver. He is woozy but standing nonetheless. Mitch asks him if he wants to go on, and Axis nods. The fans lose their shit with cheers. ~
Zybala: Holy shit! I thought Axis was done for!
Dean: There ain't no quit in that sucka!
~ Easton runs at Axis, trying to quickly put him back down, but Axis jumps forward with a Roadrunner (Superman Punch)!!! Easton is stunned as he spins around. Axis fires off a Awooga Roundhouse Kick to the back of Easton’s head! Before Easton can fall, Axis grabs him from behind and locks him in the End of Suffering!! He drags Easton to the mat with the rear naked chokehold! Easton struggles, trying to roll over and escape, but Axis won't let go! Slowly, Easton starts to fade and fight less. Axis waits a few more seconds before letting go. Axis shoves Easton’s limp body away and crawls out of the ring as Mitch starts his count.
"ONE!"
Easton isn't moving as Axis rummage under the ring…
"TWO!"
Axis is still digging…
"THREE!"
Easton starts to regain consciousness….
"FOUR!"
Axis pops back up with something in his hands…
"FIVE!"
Easton starts moving slowly as Axis slides back in the ring. He goes over to Alexander and grabs his legs. Axis drags Easton over to a corner and exits the ring. ~
Dean: What the hell is he doing?
Zybala: Oh shit! I know!
Dean: What!?
Zybala: Look, Dean! Axis found duct tape!
~ Axis slides out of the ring and pulls Easton’s legs on each side of the ringpost. Axis starts to wrap the tape around Easton's ankles when Alexander starts becoming more aware and realizes what Axis is doing. Easton tries kicking his legs but Axis has already gone around a few times with the tape. But he keeps going and practically mummy-wraps Easton’s ankles and feet. Alexander still tries pulling as Mitch starts his count. ~
ONE!"
Axis tosses the now empty roll to the side, admiring his work.
"TWO!"
Easton tries pulling his legs apart from the tape.
"THREE!"
Axis grabs a nearby chair and goes back in the ring.
"FOUR!"
He sets the chair up in front of Easton and sits down, relaxed and arms behind his head.
"FIVE!"
Easton yells at Mitch to stop counting, shouting that this isn't fair...
"SIX!"
Mitch still counts… there were no rules against using tape.
"SEVEN!"
Easton starts rubbing the tape against the post in a desperate attempt to cause any friction damage.
"EIGHT!"
Axis mockingly asks Easton if he wants a knife…
"NINE!"
Easton is swearing all kinds of things at Axis.
"TEN!!"
Mitch calls for the bell as Axis hops up from the chair to celebrate. Alexander is calling out that this is bullshit. ~[/b]
Belvedere: Here is your winner…. And the Number One Contender to the Streaming Service Championship…. AXIS!!!
~ Axis continues to celebrate as The Mariachis help Alexander get loose from the ringpost. Mitch starts kicking chairs back under the ring.
Dean: What a match! Smart thinking from Axis.
Zybala: Once again proving that duct tape truly is a modern marvel. Fanny is gonna be hard pressed to keep her newly won title from this guy.
Dean: Definitely gonna be tougher than Zeus.
Zybala: Speaking of tough, we got our main event coming up next. Bob Grenier makes his return to Outsiders to take on our World champ!
Dean: But first, our final cash grab… I mean, commercial.
BOB GRENIER vs LORD ALLTON(champion)
~ We are back ringside and Belvedere looks distressed. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen. I am sorry to say that The Big Bifford has not made it to the arena this evening..
~ The boos are almost deafening at the news. Zybala looks at Dean.
Zybala: What the hell?! I thought you two were tight. You said it was almost a sure thing!
Dean: Almost don't mean positive, sucka. The big guy refuses to acknowledge Outsiders, and ghosts me whenever I bring it up.
Zybala: Fine… way to ruin a main event though…
Dean: Man, shut the fuck up.
~ Belvedere waits until the boos have subsided then continues..
Belvedere: The following match is your main event of the evening and it is for The Outsiders World Championship!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Yes, it is also scheduled for one fall… Introducing first…. hailing from The Midlands of England…. Weighing in at 11 stones… he is your Outsiders Championship Wrestling World Champion… this is LOOOOORD ALLLLTOOON!!!!
~ The Faithful goes wild as The Who's "Real Good Looking Boy" hits the speakers and Lord Allton walks out from behind the curtain, being supported by the special leg braces Zybala had made for him and is holding the world title above his head. Allton walks down the ramp, high-fiving The Faithful, The Yardies, everybody. Our champ is a paragon of fan favoritism. [/b]
Zybala: The champ, in an unusual turn, has decided to come out first.
Dean: Of course he's out first. SuckaLord had always been an "all eyes on me" type of dude. He's the champ and wants everyone to know it.
~ Allton gets in the ring and holds the belt high to the delight of the fans. Allton waves to his fans and waits in a corner. The music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: and the challenger… Making his way to the ring from Iroquois Falls, Ontario, Canada….. weighing in at 220 pounds… he is BOB GRENIER!
~ "Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere plays as the fans erupt for the Hall of Famer. The initial pop wanes as no one steps out from the back. The song plays on and still no one. People murmur as Mitch can be seen holding his ear piece. He goes up to Belvedere and tells him something. Belvedere motions for the music to cut as Allton looks annoyed and confused. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that Bob Grenier never showed up to the arena this evening. So, your winner, by default, and still Outsiders World Champion… Lord Allton!!
~ The fans boo, but not Allton. They think this is bullshit! Trash is being thrown into the ring. ~
Dean: Oh, you gon' give me shit about Biff, huh? Where Bob, Z? Where's the guy YOU promised?
Zybala: I don't know! I sent him messages and he said he would be here.
Dean: Well, we better do something. These suckas might riot!
~ As the fans boo, Allton goes over and asks Belvedere for the microphone. The fans settle when they see The Champ ready to talk. ~
Allton: You're damn right this is bullshit! I was promised a fight tonight. I promised you folks a title defense! I don't care who it is, but I'm punching someone in the face tonight. It could be Fanny, Easton, or The Nickleman again! Somebody just get their ass down here to lose to the champ!!
~ This gets a cheer from the fans but there's still no movement from the entrance way. The fans start booing again and the trash resumes its aerial trajectory. Some fans even start fighting each other! Dean was right! The Yardies are rioting!! A few try hopping the barricade, but security guards, led by Lucas Thames, stop them. But one in an Uber-Man mask slips by them!
The fan gets in the ring and blindsides Allton. The fans boo this idiot of a fan who attacks the champ. Allton turns around and starts laying into the fan and seems to be getting the upper hand until the fan kicks Allton right in the down under! Allton buckles and the fan grabs the champ's arm and hits him with a ripcord D.D.T.!! Allton is planted on the mat as the fan places a foot on the champ's head. They then grab the Uber-Man mask and rip it off! The is an audible gasp from the crowd as everyone stops rioting. ~
Dean: No fucking way!! Is that….
Zybala: It's fucking Peter Vaughn!!!
~ It really is! The former three Outsiders World Champ is in the ring! He walks over to Mitch and snatches the world belt from him. Vaughn turns to see Allton getting up. Vaughn rushes and lays him out with the belt. Peter then places a boot on Allton's chest as he raises the world title high as the show fades to black…~
Narrator: Sometimes, inspiration can strike and people come up with the most innovative ideas. Others can just be blatant rip-offs and copies of the originals. While Zybala has come up with many ideas, mostly weird, on his own, this is not one of those times….
~ Zybala puts his sandwich down on a nearby coffee table and picks up his phone. He makes a call to Lord Allton and starts talking rapidly. It doesn't seem like he's even giving Allton a chance to respond. One of the cat's eyes goes wide as he realizes the ham has been put down.
Narrator: While the state of OCW proper lives in limbo, Zybala is always looking to keep Outsiders open against all odds. With a small roster, he must look elsewhere to bolster the numbers. He decides that giving other people an Equal chance for stardom is the option, regardless where they come from. Any OUTCAST is welcomed to The Yard. Being the fair guy that he is, Zybala has always been one for…. EQUALITY…
~ Zybala rants at Allton about how Strader just left them the keys to the Key West Arena and they can do whatever they want. He leaves the room, looking for something. This is the moment!! The chunkier of the two cats hops on the table and starts to paw at the sandwich. Fuck this bread thing, he wants the ham!! After a few tries, the cat succeeds and drags a piece of ham to the ground. The two cats share the prize as Zybala is oblivious; being caught up in the frenzy of his idea. ~
Narrator: After thinking it was a one time deal for Dystopia XXX, Outsiders returns to the Key West Arena! But they won't be alone as members of Equality and Outcast will be present as OCW and its offshoot shows presents….
OCW PRESENTS: OUTSIDERS SUPER CARD OF EQUALITY!!!!
~ We go to a live feed of The Key West Arena!! Like it was for XXX, the arena is filled to the brim! The Mariachi Band are on the stage, playing Nowhere Generation, the official Outsiders theme song. The fans are cheering and going nuts!! Beer cans and beach balls fly through the air. Its a fucking party! As the band finishes, the crowd cheers their appreciation. Then, the lights dim….
A single spotlight illuminates the stage and fans cheer as Belvedere steps out. He walks down the ramp as the spotlight stays on him. "BEL-VE-DERE!" chants can be heard as he walks up the ringsteps, steps between the ropes and goes to the middle of the ring. He raises his microphone…~
Belvedere: Faithful, welcome back to The Key West Arena for Outsiders Super Card of Equality
~ The crowd cheers once again. The usual Faithful are trying to out-cheer The Yardies and the noise of both is massive. To add to the noise, fireworks start going off on the stage and around the OCWTRON! After an impressive display that would make the Fourth of July jealous, they stop and the lights come on. ~
Belvedere: Please help me welcome your color commentators for this evening…. OCW Hall of Famers… PRESIDENT DEAN, AND MIKE ZYBALA!!
~ We come back and fans look confused at the commercial for another company. We go to Mike and Dean. ~
Dean: So we just advertising the enemy now, sucka?
Zybala: When they pay for the ad spot, yes.
Dean: Hold the fuck up…. They paid us??
Zybala: Five large.
Dean: ….. Ok y'all. You suckas better watch some TPW shit. They good people!
WINNER MOVES ON TO NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH FOR STREAMING SERVICES CHAMPIONSHIP
SOOT LOSEM vs EASTON ALEXANDER
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Fans: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Introducing first…. Coming to the ring first, hailing from the Cinnabar Islands, weighing in tonight at 0.13 metric tons, he is Soot Losem!!
~ The speakers come alive with a power metal cord starting to play. "Gotta Catch Em All" by PowerGlove hits the speakers as The Yardies boo and The Faithful give some polite cheers. Soot walks out and the boos get louder, drowning out the cheers. Some fans even mock Soot's fanny pack, calling him a Tony the Spider ripoff. He hops up on the apron, slips through the ropes and into the ring. The music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent…. From North Bay, Ontario, Canada... He stands 6 foot, 1 inches tall... HE IS THE CANADIAN DRAGON…EASTON... ALLLLLLLLLEXANDER!!!!!
I'M COMING HOME.
I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FAR TOO LONG.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME AT ALL
I'M LEAVING... HAVE I FUCKED THINGS UP AGAIN!
~ ALL the fans cheer for Easton. Soot's eyes widen when Belvedere says "Dragon." He reaches into his pack and grabs a pokéball.
Easton Alexander walks out onto the stage and looks out at the crowd as sparks begin to fall behind him, deflecting off his shoulders. The fans continue to cheer as the sparks stop and Easton walks down the ramp. He gets ringside and climbs the stairs. He pauses on the apron, taking in the crowd’s cheers. He nods, appreciating and feeding off the energy. Easton steps through the ropes and enters the ring and looks at Soot with disdain. Belvedere leaves the ring as Mitch signals for the bell. ~
Dean: Easton be staring daggers at Soot, yo.
Zybala: I think Easton wasn't a fan of the other "Alexander" on the past few shows. He looks like he's gonna take that anger out on Soot.
Dean: You may be right. Losem may live up to his name again.
~Easton and Soot stare at each other. Soot raises his arm and hurls the pokéball, but Easton side steps it. Before Soot can grab another one, Easton rushes forward and snares him with a lock up. The two push and pull, each man trying to gain leverage. Easton immediately snares a side headlock. Soot yells out in pain but manages to push Easton away. Easton hits the ropes...he bounces off but Soot throws a shoulder into him! Easton is unphased… like, at all. It's actually Soot who gets knocked onto the canvas. Easton backs up, he leans into the ropes, shoots off and stomps on Losem’s chest. ~
Dean: Easton’s got this shit in the bag, sucka.
Zybala: Normally, I'd say on any giving night, but….
Dean: It's Soot. I don't think the sucka ever won a match.
Zybala: Ever!
~ Soot rolls over onto all fours, just in time for Easton to boot him in the ribs! The force flips him onto his back. Easton then drops down, placing a knee into Soot's neck, keeping the man down while punishing his neck and spine. Mitch asks Soot if he wants to give it up, but Easton places a hand over Soot's mouth. Easton tells Mitch that he's not done yet. Easton then stands up, backing away from Soot, letting the man get a breather.
Soot returns to his feet just for Easton to charge in and kick Soot right in the side of the head with a roundhouse! Chuck Norris would appreciate a kick like that!! Soot is rocked as he rolls to the side, through the middle and bottom ropes and onto the apron. He sprawls out on his back, left arm and leg hanging off the apron. Slowly his right arm raises up, holding his head. Easton casually walks to the ropes, leans through the top and middle, grabbing Soot by the neck and pulling him to his feet.
Easton stands upright, but Soot suddenly leans forward, throwing his shoulder into Easton’s midsection through the ropes!!! Easton stumbles back, more out of surprise than anything. Soot grabs onto the top ropes as he shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. Losem leaps up and springboards off with a flying forearm… or tries to, at least. Soot's foot gets caught up in the rope and he falls flat on his face with a thud! The crowd laughs at Losem as Easton looms over him like a vulture over a freshly dead body. ~
Zybala: Me thinks this match may be just about over.
Dean: The Dragon Sucka is looking a bit bored…
~ Easton looks down at Losem with disdain as he drags Soot to his feet. Easton drives a knee into Soot’s midsection, doubling the Pokémon trainer over. Alexander then hooks both of Soot's arms. Easton then pauses before looking at Mitch. He asks the ref if the Dragon Driver 98 is still banned in OCW. Mitch shrugs and the pair look over at Zybala and Dean. Both men look at each other, then back at the people in the ring. The pair yell FINISH HIM!!! and Easton’s face twists into an evil grin. He tries to lift Soot, who goes limp and dead weights himself as a defense mechanism. Easton drops him and Soot scrambles to his feet and runs to a corner to clutch at the ropes and holds onto them for dear life!
Easton looks frustrated. He's done with this simp. He walks over and tries to pull Soot out of the corner, but Losem ducks in between the ropes, causing Mitch to come over and tell Easton to back away. Groaning with annoyance, The Canadian Dragon complies with the refs request and backs away a couple feet. Soot sees this and thinks that this is his chance! He gets out from between the ropes and charges at Easton with a spear! In one smooth motion, Easton catches Soot with a double underhook, lifts the smaller man up and drops him head first with a Dragon Driver 98!!! Losem crumbles to the mat face first when Easton releases his arms as the crowd goes wild! ~
Dean: DRAGON DRIVER!! Fuck banning moves, yo!! This be wrestling! You don't wanna get hurt, don't join.
Zybala: Testify! Outsiders isn't for the weak at heart. We laugh at possible injuries and throw caution to the wind!
~ Alexander rolls the out cold Pokémon trainer to his back and makes the pin. He hooks the leg just as Mitch gets in position. ~
Mitch: One…..
Two…..
THREE!!!
~ Mitch calls for the bell as Easton shoves himself up off of Soot. He stands and Mitch raises his arm. ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner, and moving on to the number one contender match….. EASTON ALEXANDER!!
~ The crowd cheers for the Dragon as he leaves the ring and heads up the ramp while Mitch checks to see if Soot is okay. Hey! Do you like commercials? Well, you're in luck! We got one right here! ~
STREAMING SERVICES CHAMPIONSHIP TURNIP ON A POLE MATCH
FANNY vs ZEUS(champion)
~ We come back from the commercial break and we see a pole has been attached to one of the corners. Tied to the pole is a rather large turnip. Belvedere is once again in the ring to get proceedings under way. ~
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: And it is a Turnip on a Pole Match for the Outsiders Streaming Service Championship!
~ Fans cheer. ~
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first,... the challenger…hailing from Rimwood, Florida…. She is FANNY!!!
~ "You Can Do Magic" by America hits the speakers as Fanny emerges from the back with a beer in her hand. The Yardies start cheering while the rest of the fans murmur about her being drunk already. Fanny staggers as she strolls down the ramp, bumping into a few ringside fans. They guide her towards the ring before shoving her in the right direction. Fanny eventually makes it to the ring and uses the ropes to pull herself up. When she gets in, her music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And her opponent ….Hailing from Mount Olympus…. Weighing in at "a number mortals cannot comprehend".... He is your Streaming Service Champion….This is ZEUS!!
~ "Enter Sandman by Metallica" starts to play. Thunder sounds. Lightning Strikes! Yardies cheer. Zeus emerges, his head held high. He is quickly joined by Hades. Hades holds the Streaming Service title high before wrapping it around his brother's waist. Zeus then starts heading towards the ring. Hades quickly follows as the pa8r high five the fans along the way. Zeus climbs in the ring, followed by his brother. The Yardies start a loud "Zeus!" chant. Zeus finds a nearby corner and ascends, holding his arms out to soak in the "worship." Hades drops to the mat and wiggles around, sticking his tongue out, trying to roll his eyes into the back of the head (only half achieved). Zeus hops down to the mat as Hades rolls out of the ring. Metallica stops playing and Belvedere leaves the ring. ~
Dean: The Yardies showing some love to Zeus tonight.
Zybala: He earned it. Defying all odds to become the Streaming Service champion.
~ Mitch calls for the bell to start the match. Fanny quickly goes over to Mitch and starts asking questions. She wants some clarification on the rules of the match. Zeus joins them just to make sure he has the right idea. When Mitch explains the very simple rule of climbing the turnbuckle to grab the turnip from the pole to use as a weapon, Fanny says she was totally wrong. Zeus asks her what she thought it was, and Fanny starts saying when a woman loves a man she does sexy things to his pole and…
Fanny goes on explaining this train of thought in great detail. When she's done, a fan in the front row shrieks and points at Zeus. Everybody looks and the champ is sporting a godly bulge in his trunks. Fanny looks interested, but reminds herself of Wizard being the only guy for mouth stuff. Zeus looks mortified and rushes to a corner as Hades runs over to help calm his brother down; mentioning things like "grandma's flabby arms" and "Vicky Stone" and "The weird cat lady in the building." ~
Dean: Welp, it finally happened… we have our first boner alert in Outsiders.
Zybala: It was a good run. Damn near five and a half years.
Dean: It's all downhill from here.
Zybala: Dude, we live at the bottom of the hill. People know what Outsiders is about.
~ While Zeus is trying to gain control of…. Himself…. Fanny is taking the opportunity to climb the corner and grab the turnip, much to the fans delight. She unties the vegetable and hops down to the mat. She starts to stroke the veggie but stops when Mitch reassures her it's not that kind of match. Fanny shrugs and raises the turnip high above her head. She stalks behind Zeus, who seems to finally have lost his election when Hades brings up "SOUTHERN WRESTLING FEDERATION." A few ringside fans shudder at this name as well.
Zeus thanks his brother and is about to turn around when Fanny brings the turnip down on the back of his head!! Zeus slumps into the corner and Fanny quickly grabs him for the most devastating move in ALL of professional wrestling, the surprise roll-up! Zeus's shoulders hit the mat and Mitch goes to count!~
Mitch: One……
Two…..
THREE!!!
~ Everyone is shocked when Mitch's hand hits the mat for the third time. Boos are heard because of the quickness of the match but others cheer Fanny's win. Mitch is handed the Streaming Service title and he gives it to a dazed Fanny.
Belvedere: Here is your winner and NEW Streaming Service Champion….. FANNY!!!
Dean: Well, that was fast..
Zybala: Just go to a commercial. She's gonna be in there for a while…
~ It does seem Zybala is right. Fanny grabs the belt and holds it high. She goes to each corner with the belt above her head. Then around the entire ring. She certainly is carrying on. Fanny even makes some lewd motions with the belt while trying to explain to the ringside fans about when a man loves a woman. We cut to commercial because we don't want to explain anything to the children…
~We come back and Belvedere is ready in the ring for the next match. Mitch is quickly getting rid of a blunt.~
NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SQUASH MATCH FOR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE BROTHERHOOD OF BASTARDS vs THE MADDOX'S
Belvedere: The following match is a Tag Team Squash Match that's scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: And the winners become the number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles. Introducing first…. At a combined weight of 521 pounds…… Representing The Brotherhood of Bastards….. They are EL KNUCKLE and THE NICKLEMAN!!!
~The lights in the arena go out, the Bastards epic tron plays, and a green spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, with fog rolling out. A spotlight highlights the ramp, and El Knuckle walks out onto the entrance ramp, hyped and ready to fight, pointing out into the crowd. Behind him, The Nickleman deliberately walks out strumming away at the air guitar. Both men glance at each other and high five before, in unison. point at the ring. Some of the crowd sings along with the song. ~
Fans: ASSHOLE, DIRTBAG, NO GOOD BASTARDS!
~ The Bastards walk down the ramp, mostly ignoring the fans. The pair look at the various squashes that are surrounding the ring. Then El Knuckle slides into the ring and gets up onto a knee, beckoning the crowd as Charles climbs the steps and enters the ring behind him. EK stands and appeals to the crowd as Bobby raises his arms at 45-degree angles. Some people cheer the duo while most boo them. They are Bastards after all. The music dies down as Belvedere continues.. ~
Belvedere: And their opponents….. at a combined weight 494 pounds…. representing Outcast Championship Wrestling….. they are the uncle and nephew duo of MICHAEL AND BENJAMIN MADDOX!!!
~ "Broken Pieces Shine" by Evanescence blasts over the PA Systems. Michael Maddox emerges from the back with a sinister look on his face as his nephew Benjamin Maddox walks out on stage behind him. Benjamin looks at the fans and then looks up at the sky and shakes off the many emotions running through his body. Both men walk down the ramp, receiving a mixed reaction. Ben then charges past his uncle, doing a running front flip into the ring and then runs over to the nearest turnbuckle and panders to the crowd before awaiting Michael to get ringside. Mike walks the rest of the way at his own pace. The elder Maddox rolls into the ring and then goes over to the top ropes and panders to the fans feeding off their energy whether they cheer or boo him.
The music stops and Belvedere leaves. Mitch gives both Maddoxs a thorough pat down, checking for weapons, then turns towards The Bastards. He walks over and Nickleman says they're clean with El Knuckle nodding in agreement. Mitch checks them anyway, with Nickleman screaming about not giving consent. With all four men checked, Mitch calls for the bell. ~
Zybala: Why did Mitch just check these guys? This is a Squash Match. No dq.
Dean: Maybe Mitch is only gonna let them use the gourds as weapons.
Zybala: Hmmmm…. Makes sense.
Dean: I know! That's why I said it, sucka.
~ Benjamin wants to start off for his team as Nickleman goes to the outside, telling El Knuckle that he has it. The two legal men square off, ready to go. They lock up and struggle against each other for dominance. El Knuckle gets the upper hand as he backs Benjamin up against The ropes before throwing him to the opposite side. Ben hits the ropes and bounces back. El Knuckle goes for a clothesline, but Ben ducks. He hits the ropes and ducks a wild backward swing from El Knuckle. Ben then flips forward, lands on his hands, bounces off of the ropes, lands on his feet, then does a backflip, landing in a one knee kneeling pose with his arms spread wide. The fans cheer the athleticism. El Knuckle is unimpressed.
He pushes Benjamin out of the way and tells him to watch true luchador action. El Knuckle then runs for the ropes, bouncing off into a very decent somersault, then runs to the opposite ropes, jumps on the bottom rope, springs off to land on his feet, and tumbles into a half-assed cartwheel into a sitting position. He then pushes himself backwards into a reverse somersault before hopping to his feet, telling Benjamin that he just got served. The Yardies in the crowd go crazy as they aren't really used to such acrobatic feats. The regular fans seem mildly amused. Zybala and Dean, as always, overreact. ~
Dean: Holy shit, sucka! Such fast paced action in the opening minute of the match!
Zybala: El Knuckle just told Benji Maddox that he can do the flippy shit too!!
~ Ben is not amused and charges at his opponent. Ben and Rl Knuckle collide with each other and start slugging away! They nail lefts and rights and chops on each other, trying to gain the uphand. El Knuckle takes a wild swing at Maddox, who ducks under it and goes behind the masked man. He grabs El Knuckle around the waist, lifts him up and drops him face down to the mat. He then pivots his position to grab El Knuckle in a front face lock. Benjamin holds El Knuckle like this for a moment before switching his position to next to his foe and applies a side headlock. The fans cheer this little bit of chain wrestling as The Nickleman yells that this isn't the NCAA!
Benjamin's dominance doesn't last long as El Knuckle grabs him around the waist and rolls to his side, rolling Maddox over in a pinning position. Maddox immediately releases the headlock and avoids even a one count. He then goes to his corner to tag in his uncle. As Michael enters the ring, El Knuckle runs up with a forearm to the side of the elder Maddox's head, stunning him. El Knuckle then whips him into his corner. Nickleman reaches over the ropes and clubs Michael in the back of the head! The fans boo the blatant cheap shot as Maddox turns around and swings a right hand at Nickleman. But The Bastard reaches up, raking the eyes and blinding the older Maddox!! The crowd boos, urging Mitch to do something. ~
Zybala: The fans aren't liking The Bastards tactics in the opening minutes of this match.
Dean: But it's all legal, sucka. It's a Squash Match. Which means weapons. Which means no dqs.
~El Knuckle goes over to his corner and tags in Nickleman, finally making him legal. He steps in the ring and tackles Maddox to the mat and starts throwing wild shots. Maddox, his sight now recovering, gives as good as he gets and returns fire. The two start rolling on the mat, throwing wild punches at one another, trying to get a solid hit. The fans cheer, encouraging the violence. They roll over to the ropes, the bottom one preventing them from falling out of the ring. Maddox, being on top now, rolls off of Nickleman and starts kicking at him, forcing him under the ropes and to the floor below.
Nickleman quickly gets to his feet as Maddox kneels on all fours. Then, Benjamin Maddox runs at the ropes from out of nowhere!! He steps on his uncle's back and Swantons over the ropes!! He crashes hard on Nickleman, taking both men to the floor! Benjamin hops to his feet to gloat, just in time for El Knuckle to leap off the apron with a cannonball senton onto Benji! Both men land on top of Nickleman in a heap. All three men are slow to get to their feet as Michael Maddox looms tall in the ring. The fans are cheering him up to do some high maneuver of his own. He looks around, letting the cheers hype him up.
Michael steps between the ropes and turns to face the ring. He jumps on the middle rope and does a version of the MaddAssault! moonsault onto the waiting men below! The fans go nuts for the obligatory tag team match high spot. Mike Maddox is the first to his feet and looks around, wondering which bastard to attack first. ~
Zybala: The Family Maddox seem to have taken charge of this match!
Dean: And the older Maddox ain't done bringing the hurt, sucka. He found the gourds!!
~ Maddox does see a nearby medium sized pumpkin and picks it up. The fans cheer louder to encourage him. Mike lifts the pumpkin high over his head and throws it hard at El Knuckle! The pumpkin smashes open on E.K.'s back as the luchadore cries out in pain. Mike reaches down for El Knuckle, grabbing at the back of his head. He lifts him up and shoots E.K. hard into the guardrail! Knuckle sags on the railing, stunned, as Mike checks on his nephew. They both go after El Knuckle, dragging him up and towards the ringpost.
They go to push El Knuckle forward, wanting to ram him into the post, but are stopped when pieces of squash fly by in Ben's field of vision. He turns to see Michael falling to the floor as The Nickleman drops the remains of a small Squash. This gives El Knuckle the moment to pivot on his feet, sending Benjamin flying shoulder first into the post!! Both Maddox are on the ringside floor as The Bastards take a moment to catch their breath. The fans boo the change of events. ~
Dean: That could have dislocated Benji's shoulder!
Zybala: The Bastards don't care, Dean. They're here to win and they don't foot the hospital bills.
Dean: Shit, do we?
Zybala: All OCW shows are under the parent corporation's health insurance. Something I made when I was the owner.
Dean: Fuck yeah! Fuck those suckas up, yo! Bring da violence!
~ Both Maddox men are still down, so Nickleman turns towards El Knuckle. He tells his Brother in Bastard Arms to start throwing gourds into the ring, which the masked man does. They get about 7 or 8 squash and pumpkins in the ring when Nickleman notices Benjamin slowly begin to pull himself up, holding his arm. Nickleman rushes over and kicks at him, trying to keep him down. He grabs BenBenja's head, trying to drive it unto the ring post!
Nickleman is so focused on Benjamin that he doesn't notice Michael getting to his feet. He grabs Nickleman from behind and hits him with a reverse Ripcord Knee Strike!! Nickleman collapses to the floor, and both Maddox enter the ring to face a lone El Knuckle. The luchadore who speaks perfect English looks worried as he grabs the nearest squash and holds it like a club. He swings it wildly at the Maddox men to keep them away, but Mike quickly steps forward. He grabs the squash and tosses it to the side. Mitch is just letting things happen, because no disqualification and all that shit.
El Knuckle decides to hell with caution and runs at Michael and Benjamin with a double clothesline attempt, but it fails, as both Maddox's give him a kick, followed by a double suplex! El Knuckle hits the mat hard. The Maddox's then drag E.K. in the corner, going to town on him with kicks and punches. After softening Knuckle up a bit, the duo drags him out of the corner. Michael tells his nephew to hold El Knuckle for The Lady Killer. He signals this to the crowd, which gets a pop. ~
Zybala: Looks like Maddox is wanting to end this match with that Claymore kick of his.
Dean: If it hits, this match is over for The Bastards!
~ Mike hits the ropes, and bounces off only to be met with a pumpkin exploding on his face!! The Nickleman slid in at the last moment, grabbed a pumpkin and smashed it against Maddox! The fans boo loudly as Benjamin looks stunned! He goes to attack Nickleman, but a recovered El Knuckle drops to his knees and uppercuts Ben between the legs! Nickleman grabs the bent overrides Benjamin in a front face lock. With a show of strength, he then hoists the younger Maddox up for a hanging vertical suplex. El Knuckle grabs a nearby squash and smashes it into Benjamin's face as Nickleman drops him with a brainbuster onto another pumpkin!
Dean: RAINBOW LASER DEATH SEQUENCE!!!
Zybala: A version of it, at least. Regardless, that may be it.
Dean: El Knuckle makes the cover!!!
Mitch: One……
Two………..
THREE!!!!
~ As E.K. makes the cover, Nickleman jumps on Michael Maddox and punches him to keep him down. He stops when he hears Mitch call for the bell and the crowd starts booing. ~
Belvedere: Here are your winners…. and number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles……THE BROTHERHOOD OF BASTARDS!!
~ The Bastards celebrate in the ring as they kick/shove the Maddox's out of the ring. This causes the fans to boo more which only.causes the Bastards to gloat more. The hate makes them stronger. They celebrate more as The Mariachi Band rushes to the ring to clean all the broken and whole gourds out of the ring. After a few moments, The Brotherhood makes their way up the ramp towards the backstage area.
With The Brotherhood of Bastards gone, Dean stands up from the announce table with a briefcase and walks to the ring. The fans cheer for him as he walks by. He hands the briefcase to Belvedere before taking a seat back next to Zybala. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, during this time, it is my extreme pleasure to announce the next inductee for the Outsiders Championship Wrestling Hall of Fame!!
~ The Yardies let out a huge cheer and a small "Hall of Fame" chant. When the chant dies down, Belvedere starts to talk again but is cut off when someone with an annoyingly recognizable voice starts shouting. ~
"Random" Fan: VOTE FOR LILITH!!!
~ The crowd is a mix of boos and cheers as Zybala shakes his head. Belvedere shakes his head, as well, as he opens the envelope. Security drags the "random fan" from the arena. Belvedere pulls out the paper from the envelope and reads it. ~
Belvedere: The next inductees are not originals to Outsider, but exemplified the spirit. From the minute they showed up, they were undefeated in The Yard. From exciting matches with The Family, The Patriots and others, they excited The Yardies to no end. Not only were they the first Tag Teams Champions, but they hold the record for the longest tag title reign! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Outsider's Hall of Fame….. Hector and Victor… THE MALVADOS!!!!
~ "Si señor" by Control Machete begins to play and shortly after the Malvado Brothers’ lowrider comes out from the side of the ring entrance, but long gone is their old piece of shit lowrider, and now, a sweet lowrider comes out, fully chromed out, paint job is immaculate and all the windows are there! The bumper is not taped together and held in place… Clearly, The Malvados have done well for themselves since last time we saw them in OCW. One thing that hasn’t changed though, is the classic horn, which is going off, playing that sweet "La Cucaracha" tune. It comes to a stop by the ramp, and you see the brothers sitting on the back seat while their driver is their papa, Paco “The Drinking Time Bomb” Perez.
He hits the switches, which actually work, causing the lo-lo to bounce up and down and the yardies to pop big time. The Malvado Bros. jump out of the lo-lo wearing tuxedos and matching white masks with black spiral logo, and join their gorgeous manager and translator Leslie Jimenez (formerly known as Vanessa) who is waiting for them in the ramp, holding the original toy OCW tag titles they once held. Once together, she hands them one title each and the brothers put them over their shoulders proudly before making their way to the ring. Once at ringside, they meet their father who gives them his blessing before walking around the ring, looking for a fan to hook him up with a beer.
One of the brothers slides under the bottom rope while the other jumps on the apron and then leaps over the top rope. Leslie simply walks around, looking on. Each brother goes to a corner, jumping onto the second turnbuckle and try to get under the crowd's skin, taunting them and saying some mean words in Spanish but despite their efforts, the crowd continues to cheer the new Hall of Famers. The Malvados then “break character”, pounding their chest and then clapping back to the fans, blowing a kiss here and there, especially to the diehard yardies. They hop down and walk over to the podium, and as they stand there, their music stops and the fans cheer. The regular OCW crowd is polite and respectful with their cheers, not being all that familiar with the Brothers. The Yardies are a different story. They go wild as a chant of "CERO ENGLISH!" can be heard by 200 screaming Outsiders in the front row. Hector nods his head to the chants, as Victor looks all emotional. Once they settle down, Hector begins. ~
Hector: No-no, we speak a little English now!
~ The Yardies boo loudly. ~
Victor: Lo siento, lo siento… Solo UNO de nosotros habla Inglés.
~The Yardies cheer loudly and the rest of OCW fans are wondering what the hell is going on… ~
Hector: Por favor, no hate, we love you… but we hate you… You understand… Before we start, we like to request a moment of silence please, for our beloved Camila.
Victor: Te extrañamos Camila.
~ The big screen comes on, revealing a picture of The Malvados’ original piece of shit lowrider, which they traveled to and from the yard with… Though let’s be honest, most of the time, they had to push it as the engine would die and pieces of the body would fall off. ~
Hector: While Camila Dos is awesome…
Victor: Mucho awesome.
~ The crowd pops. ~
Hector: We will never forget the original… Rust in Pieces mamacita.
~ Victor nods, wiping tears from his masks that aren’t really there. ~
Hector: Now we want to say… GRACIAS!
Victor: Muchas gracias!
Hector: First, to the yardies!
~ The Yardies go wild and begin a “we are awesome” chant.~
Victor: Mucho awesome..
Hector: Without you, The Malvados would have been, how you say, big flop in America… Wouldn’t have made it to the big time…
~ The Yardies boo… ~
Hector: Err, I mean, this IS big time… of course… but without you to believe in us, even when you didn’t understand us…
Victor: Cero English.
~ The chant gets started again. ~
Hector: You embraced us, and took us to that next level… Gracias Yardies, you will forever be part of our evil empire. !
Victor: Mucho evil.
~ The Yardies go wild again and a “Mucho Evil” chant gets started. ~
Hector: I guess we also should thank señor Mikey Zybala, he the best, señor Dean, señor build-a-bear.
Victor: Velvet-deer…
Hector: belch-a-beer?
Victor: Saved by the bell?
Hector: Okay that don’t even sound like -
Belvedere: BELVEDERE!
Hector: Who’s that?
Victor: No nintendo…
Hector: Anyway… Anyone else who helped in the back, not our opponents cuz they suck.
Victor: Mucho suck!
Hector: and last but not least, our papa Paco!
~ Paco is chopping it up with a fan, not paying attention at all, but upon hearing the mention of his name, without looking, he raises his half drunk beer cup. The Yardies pop. ~
Victor: and of course, our beloved translator, Leslie Ji-
~ The Yardies boo… ~
Hector: VANESSA!
~ Huge pop. ~
Hector: So, yeah, that’s all me has… you Victor?
Victor: Um, compren nuestras shirts!
Hector: Si, señor Mike will get cut, we promise… OH, before me forget, we brought gift for World Champion, we left in his locker room… Enjoy!
Victor: Mucho enjoy!
Hector: Gracias Mikey, gracias Outsiders!
Victor: Viva La Yarda!
~ “Si señor" begins to play again and the yardies go wild as the OCW regulars thank God this is over… Leslie FKA Vanessa gets in along with Paco and together they take a bow before heading out. The Yardies chant "Gra-ci-as!" over and over as the group makes their way back to the car and out of the arena. ~
~ We cut back to the show and Dean is just glaring at Zybala. He's about to say something when Belvedere starts to announce the next match.
NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH FOR STREAMING SERVICES CHAMPIONSHIP
AXIS vs EASTON ALEXANDER
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Fans: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Introducing first…. Hailing from North Bay, Ontario, Canada... He stands 6 foot, 1 inches tall...Representing OCW…. HE IS THE CANADIAN DRAGON…EASTON... ALLLLLLLLLEXANDER!!!!!
I'M COMING HOME.
I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FAR TOO LONG.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME AT ALL
I'M LEAVING... HAVE I FUCKED THINGS UP AGAIN!
~ Like before, all the fans cheer for Easton. Easton Alexander walks out onto the stage and looks out at the crowd as sparks begin to fall behind him, deflecting off his shoulders. The fans continue to cheer as the sparks stop and Easton walks down the ramp. He gets ringside and climbs the stairs. He pauses on the apron, taking in the crowd’s cheers. He nods, appreciating and feeding off the energy. Easton steps through the ropes and enters the ring. He goes to a corner and leans against the turnbuckles, waiting for what will be his first real challenge of the night.~
Belvedere: And his opponent…. From Dallas, Texas by way of Shreveport, Los Angeles…. weighing in at 240 pounds…. Representing Outcast Championship Wrestling….. he is AXIS!!!
~ The lights go dark in the arena. The acoustics of "Zombie" fill every loudspeaker in the building. Suddenly, the metal part kicks in, and the megatron is lit up, slightly revealing a silhouette on the entrance ramp that turns out to be Axis doing his signature "Quadruple Horns" pose. Axis calmly yet menacingly walks down the ramp towards the ring. HE steps in the ring. Belvedere exits as Mitch calls for the bell. ~
Dean: Both suckas had easy matches earlier, but now is where the real fight starts.
Zybala: Damn straight, Dean. Guy and Soot were merely appetizers for these two. This is the main course. Winner gets a Streaming Service title shot.
Dean: Fanny won that belt earlier in a…. unconventional way. I don't think that would work on either of these suckas.
~ Alexander walks up to Axis as the match begins, with Axis taking a defensive step backwards. But Easton just wanted to offer a hand, showing his respect. Axis gives the hand a quick shake, then backs off, circling around as Easton watches. He motions to Axis to bring it, ready to go. Axis comes forward, needing no further encouragement, and snaps off a jab, but Easton dodges to the left. Axis doesn't stop though, letting loose a series of quick boxing jabs, but Easton is dodging them all while backing up, eventually doing a quick roll to the side, coming back to his feet out of harm's way. He does a little bow to the delight of the fans. ~
Zybala: Axis coming out hard and fast in the opening seconds of this match.
Dean: He better not tire himself out though. You need all your stamina for Last Man Standing matches.
~ Axis, looking a little annoyed at the constant misses, tells Easton to stop dodging and fight. Easton shrugs his shoulders... then steps forward, going for a sudden jumping knee strike!! Axis barely manages to dodge away from it as he side steps Alexander. He then grabs Easton from behind with a headlock. Easton quickly reverses, but Axis immediately shoots him into the ropes, sending his opponent towards the other end of the ring. As Easton returns, Axis leapfrogs over him, then bends down, catching Alexander as he rebounds with a back body drop.
However, Alexander lands on his feet!! He quickly turns and jumps forward, latching onto Axis and dropping him with a Russian Leg Sweep! The crowd pops at the first move landing, even as Easton makes the cover! Mitch taps him on the shoulder and reminds Eason that this is a Last Man Standing match. A ringside fan yells Last PERSON Match, and is immediately escorted from the crowd. How dare they assume that Easton and Axis don't identify as men. We dont stand for that shit in any OCW!
Easton stands up, bringing his foe with him. He sends Axis into the ropes, then rebounds himself, catching the running foe with a Burning Lariat! Axis drops to the mat and rolls to his stomach, stunned, but not out of it. Axis starts to stand as Easton goes to pull him back once more. Only this time Axis twists around and lifts Easton up instead on his shoulders, quickly spinning and dropping him with a Death Valley driver!! Easton cradles the back of his head, even as Axis kips up, showing he has stamina for days. He goes quickly over to Easton, trying to lock in his End of Suffering rear naked chokehold!! The two struggle against each other before Easton manages to fight free and rolls out of the ring!~
Dean: Smart move by The Dragon sucka to leave the ring.
Zybala: Yep yep. If Axis locked in the E.O.S. he could have just choked out Alexander until he couldn't get up anymore.
~ Once he's out of the ring, Easton goes under the ring. Axis gets to his feet and looks confused. Mitch tells him where Alexander went. Axis leaves the ring and starts looking under the ring. However, Easton emerges from the other side! He sneaks around and blind sides Axis with a flying forearm to the side of the head! Axis is dazed and knocked to the floor. The Canadian Dragon picks his opponent up and boots him in the gut. He then grabs Axis with a double underhook and grins. He tries to lift Axis for the Dragon Driver, but is blocked. He tries again, and is blocked once more! On a third attempt, Axis reverses and backdrops Easton to the floor!
Axis starts to look under the ring for something as Mitch begins to count. Mitch has reached a THREE count when Easton starts to get to his feet. He turns about, trying to find Axis, when… CRASH!!! Axis lays out with a vicious chair shot to the head!! Easton is out and Mitch starts the count over. ~
"ONE!"
Easton is laying there as Axis looks on
"TWO!"
Still no movement.
"THREE!"
Easton starts to stir…..
"FOUR!"
Axis gets poised to attack as he raises the chair high.
"FIVE!"
Easton gets to his feet and turns to face Axis. Axis takes another swing but Easton ducks! Axis hits the ring and drops the chair from the violent vibrations. He shakes his hands as Easton grabs the weapon for himself, then clocks Axis in the head with the chair! Axis falls to the mat and Easton starts laying into him with several chair shots! When he feels like he's done enough damage, Easton tosses the chair to the side and yells at Mitch to start the count. ~
Zybala: Easton really wants that title shot.
Dean: No shit. Has anyone ever wanted to lose a championship shot?
Zybala: Maybe? I don't know the entire history of all wrestling everywhere.
Dean: Smart ass.
~ Mitch is up to "FIVE" and still no movement from Axis...
"SIX!"
Easton looks nervous and excited….
"SEVEN!"
Alexander makes a hurry up motion with his hand, trying to get Mitch to speed up the count…..
"EIGHT!"
Axis's hands start twitching, the right one balling up into a fist …..
"NINE!"
Axis pushes himself up with a burst of energy, hopping to his feet as the fans explode with cheers. Easton looks pissed and goes on the attack. As he gets close, Axis grabs a nearby fan's drink and throws the liquid at Easton's face!! Alexander stops in his tracks as he tries to clear his eyes as Axis gets a little reprieve to catch his breath. Alexander takes off his shirt and uses it to wipe his face. This is when Axis strikes! He grabs the shirt and twists it around Easton's head, blinding him!
As Easton struggles to get the shirt off, Axis backs up a bit and charges forward with a running dropkick! Easton is sent crashing over the barricade and into the ringside seats as the crowd scatters!! Axis starts grabbing chairs and sets them up facing each other, then places chairs on them, making a makeshift table of sorts next to the ring. Nearby fans offer up their chairs and help him set up this disaster waiting to happen. Easton finally gets his shirt off of his head just in time to see a chair coming his way!!! The chair hits him square in the head, courtesy of Axis!
Easton is laid out cold on the concrete. Axis tosses his chair aside and grabs Easton’s feet. Axis drags him over to the barricade and tosses him back over ringside. Axis hops over and drags Easton to where he set up the chairs. Axis sets Alexander so he's laying across the chair. Axis then climbs back in the ring as Mitch shouts out "THREE!" Axis ascends to the top rope and positions himself to face the still out cold Canadian Dragon. ~
Dean: Axis is going for broke! He straight up aiming to murder Easton.
Zybala: It's more kamikaze than murder. I'd be surprised if either walks away if this hits.
~ Axis takes a big breath and leaps off the top rope with The Horns Down!!! Axis flies through the air and lands hard on the mass of chairs as Easton almost rolls away at the last second, catching Axis's arms to the stomach!! Chairs explode everywhere! The fans are going crazy and a "HOLY SHIT!" chant breaks out! Mitch leaves the ring and checks on both wrestlers. After seeing both wrestlers are still breathing, Mitch begins his count!
"ONE!"
The fans are screaming their heads off trying to rally the fallen wrestlers. Nobody is moving…..
"TWO!"
Still nothing. The fans at ringside are smacking the barricade to rally the downed men….
"THREE!"
Still nothing. That doesn't stop the fans from cheering.
"FOUR!"
There is no movement.
"FIVE!"
Mitch double checks both men and continues the count….
"SIX!"
And still nothing…
"SEVEN!"
Easton starts to stir.
"EIGHT!"
Axis has started moving around as Easton tries to use a nearby chair to pull himself up. Mitch yells….
"NINE!"
And Axis has got to his hands and knees as Easton tries to kneel up, using the chair to steady himself.
"TE-NOOOOO!!"
With a surge of adrenaline, both men push themself up to their feet!! Mitch stops himself from calling for the bell. This match continues!! ~
Dean: How did they fucking get up after that?!
Zybala: Sheer will power, my dude!
~ Mitch goes to both guys, asking if they're alright. Axis nods, although his wince and shudder probably means he's lying. Easton grabs Mitch and gently moves him out of the way to attack Axis. He drives him into the barricade back first and we catch a glimpse of wrestling legend Curt Canon in the front row! He seems to be enjoying every minute of this match.
Easton grabs Axis, bringing him back to the ring and rolling him inside. Easton then hops up on the apron, watching as Axis rolls over onto his back. Seeing this, Easton springboards over the ropes, coming down on his foe with a Death Cave (double foot stop)!!! The landing is perfect, with Axis in a great deal of agony. Easton rolls out of the ring once more to grab a chair and brings it in the ring. He sets it up in the sitting position and then goes back to Axis.
He lifts Axis up and boots him in the gut. Easton then snags him in a double underhook and lifts him straight up. Alexander spins towards the chair and drills Axis down on the seat with The Dragon Driver 98!! A huge "HOLY SHIT" chant erupts from the fans as Easton releases Axis and lets him fall to the mat. Easton scoots back to a corner and sits himself on a turnbuckle to rest as he watches Axis like a hawk, though silently begging him not to get up. Mitch starts the count…
ONE!"
The fans are cheering for Axis to get up. He does not.
"TWO!"
Still nothing. Easton sits in the corner, breathing heavily.
"THREE!"
Axis is still prone.
"FOUR!"
There is no movement.
"FIVE!"
Mitch thought he saw movement but continues the count regardless...
"SIX!"
And still nothing…
"SEVEN!"
Axis starts to move.
"EIGHT!"
Easton sees Axis stirring and yells at Mitch to hurry up….
"NINE!"
Axis tries to push himself up….
"TENOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Axis gets to his feet as Mitch starts to call for the bell. The fans go nuts as Easton looks stunned! We see him mouth "how the actual fuck." Blood is trickling down Axis's forehead, possible from the Dragon Driver. He is woozy but standing nonetheless. Mitch asks him if he wants to go on, and Axis nods. The fans lose their shit with cheers. ~
Zybala: Holy shit! I thought Axis was done for!
Dean: There ain't no quit in that sucka!
~ Easton runs at Axis, trying to quickly put him back down, but Axis jumps forward with a Roadrunner (Superman Punch)!!! Easton is stunned as he spins around. Axis fires off a Awooga Roundhouse Kick to the back of Easton’s head! Before Easton can fall, Axis grabs him from behind and locks him in the End of Suffering!! He drags Easton to the mat with the rear naked chokehold! Easton struggles, trying to roll over and escape, but Axis won't let go! Slowly, Easton starts to fade and fight less. Axis waits a few more seconds before letting go. Axis shoves Easton’s limp body away and crawls out of the ring as Mitch starts his count.
"ONE!"
Easton isn't moving as Axis rummage under the ring…
"TWO!"
Axis is still digging…
"THREE!"
Easton starts to regain consciousness….
"FOUR!"
Axis pops back up with something in his hands…
"FIVE!"
Easton starts moving slowly as Axis slides back in the ring. He goes over to Alexander and grabs his legs. Axis drags Easton over to a corner and exits the ring. ~
Dean: What the hell is he doing?
Zybala: Oh shit! I know!
Dean: What!?
Zybala: Look, Dean! Axis found duct tape!
~ Axis slides out of the ring and pulls Easton’s legs on each side of the ringpost. Axis starts to wrap the tape around Easton's ankles when Alexander starts becoming more aware and realizes what Axis is doing. Easton tries kicking his legs but Axis has already gone around a few times with the tape. But he keeps going and practically mummy-wraps Easton’s ankles and feet. Alexander still tries pulling as Mitch starts his count. ~
ONE!"
Axis tosses the now empty roll to the side, admiring his work.
"TWO!"
Easton tries pulling his legs apart from the tape.
"THREE!"
Axis grabs a nearby chair and goes back in the ring.
"FOUR!"
He sets the chair up in front of Easton and sits down, relaxed and arms behind his head.
"FIVE!"
Easton yells at Mitch to stop counting, shouting that this isn't fair...
"SIX!"
Mitch still counts… there were no rules against using tape.
"SEVEN!"
Easton starts rubbing the tape against the post in a desperate attempt to cause any friction damage.
"EIGHT!"
Axis mockingly asks Easton if he wants a knife…
"NINE!"
Easton is swearing all kinds of things at Axis.
"TEN!!"
Mitch calls for the bell as Axis hops up from the chair to celebrate. Alexander is calling out that this is bullshit. ~[/b]
Belvedere: Here is your winner…. And the Number One Contender to the Streaming Service Championship…. AXIS!!!
~ Axis continues to celebrate as The Mariachis help Alexander get loose from the ringpost. Mitch starts kicking chairs back under the ring.
Dean: What a match! Smart thinking from Axis.
Zybala: Once again proving that duct tape truly is a modern marvel. Fanny is gonna be hard pressed to keep her newly won title from this guy.
Dean: Definitely gonna be tougher than Zeus.
Zybala: Speaking of tough, we got our main event coming up next. Bob Grenier makes his return to Outsiders to take on our World champ!
Dean: But first, our final cash grab… I mean, commercial.
OUTSIDERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
BOB GRENIER vs LORD ALLTON(champion)
~ We are back ringside and Belvedere looks distressed. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen. I am sorry to say that The Big Bifford has not made it to the arena this evening..
~ The boos are almost deafening at the news. Zybala looks at Dean.
Zybala: What the hell?! I thought you two were tight. You said it was almost a sure thing!
Dean: Almost don't mean positive, sucka. The big guy refuses to acknowledge Outsiders, and ghosts me whenever I bring it up.
Zybala: Fine… way to ruin a main event though…
Dean: Man, shut the fuck up.
~ Belvedere waits until the boos have subsided then continues..
Belvedere: The following match is your main event of the evening and it is for The Outsiders World Championship!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Yes, it is also scheduled for one fall… Introducing first…. hailing from The Midlands of England…. Weighing in at 11 stones… he is your Outsiders Championship Wrestling World Champion… this is LOOOOORD ALLLLTOOON!!!!
~ The Faithful goes wild as The Who's "Real Good Looking Boy" hits the speakers and Lord Allton walks out from behind the curtain, being supported by the special leg braces Zybala had made for him and is holding the world title above his head. Allton walks down the ramp, high-fiving The Faithful, The Yardies, everybody. Our champ is a paragon of fan favoritism. [/b]
Zybala: The champ, in an unusual turn, has decided to come out first.
Dean: Of course he's out first. SuckaLord had always been an "all eyes on me" type of dude. He's the champ and wants everyone to know it.
~ Allton gets in the ring and holds the belt high to the delight of the fans. Allton waves to his fans and waits in a corner. The music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: and the challenger… Making his way to the ring from Iroquois Falls, Ontario, Canada….. weighing in at 220 pounds… he is BOB GRENIER!
~ "Smart Went Crazy" by Atmosphere plays as the fans erupt for the Hall of Famer. The initial pop wanes as no one steps out from the back. The song plays on and still no one. People murmur as Mitch can be seen holding his ear piece. He goes up to Belvedere and tells him something. Belvedere motions for the music to cut as Allton looks annoyed and confused. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that Bob Grenier never showed up to the arena this evening. So, your winner, by default, and still Outsiders World Champion… Lord Allton!!
~ The fans boo, but not Allton. They think this is bullshit! Trash is being thrown into the ring. ~
Dean: Oh, you gon' give me shit about Biff, huh? Where Bob, Z? Where's the guy YOU promised?
Zybala: I don't know! I sent him messages and he said he would be here.
Dean: Well, we better do something. These suckas might riot!
~ As the fans boo, Allton goes over and asks Belvedere for the microphone. The fans settle when they see The Champ ready to talk. ~
Allton: You're damn right this is bullshit! I was promised a fight tonight. I promised you folks a title defense! I don't care who it is, but I'm punching someone in the face tonight. It could be Fanny, Easton, or The Nickleman again! Somebody just get their ass down here to lose to the champ!!
~ This gets a cheer from the fans but there's still no movement from the entrance way. The fans start booing again and the trash resumes its aerial trajectory. Some fans even start fighting each other! Dean was right! The Yardies are rioting!! A few try hopping the barricade, but security guards, led by Lucas Thames, stop them. But one in an Uber-Man mask slips by them!
The fan gets in the ring and blindsides Allton. The fans boo this idiot of a fan who attacks the champ. Allton turns around and starts laying into the fan and seems to be getting the upper hand until the fan kicks Allton right in the down under! Allton buckles and the fan grabs the champ's arm and hits him with a ripcord D.D.T.!! Allton is planted on the mat as the fan places a foot on the champ's head. They then grab the Uber-Man mask and rip it off! The is an audible gasp from the crowd as everyone stops rioting. ~
Dean: No fucking way!! Is that….
Zybala: It's fucking Peter Vaughn!!!
~ It really is! The former three Outsiders World Champ is in the ring! He walks over to Mitch and snatches the world belt from him. Vaughn turns to see Allton getting up. Vaughn rushes and lays him out with the belt. Peter then places a boot on Allton's chest as he raises the world title high as the show fades to black…~