Zybala joins the battle royale
May 30, 2023 10:40:14 GMT -5
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Post by zybala on May 30, 2023 10:40:14 GMT -5
I don't care if I win. I just want to superkick someone in thee face and not have to be dragged into an H.R. meeting for "abusing employees." Tamika has made it VERY clear that I cannot hurt the workers. She doesn't like lawsuits.
HOWEVER! Our lawyers have informed me that if I'm in the match as a competitor, the talent can't sue. So, I will be entering this battle royale, and kicking some people in the face before hopping out of the ring on my own accord.
Though, if someone manages to eliminate me before I exit the ring on my own, I am so gonna play favorites for them. Like, you all will complain so much at the blatant cheating I will be doing on behalf of this person's career. We're talking the works! PPV Main Events, different title shots every other week on every OCW show. Online, Outsiders, Equality, everything!
So in summary. Zybala joins match to legally beat up people. Then he leaves. If he gets tossed out, the person gets Corporate Rock level of treatment!
HOWEVER! Our lawyers have informed me that if I'm in the match as a competitor, the talent can't sue. So, I will be entering this battle royale, and kicking some people in the face before hopping out of the ring on my own accord.
Though, if someone manages to eliminate me before I exit the ring on my own, I am so gonna play favorites for them. Like, you all will complain so much at the blatant cheating I will be doing on behalf of this person's career. We're talking the works! PPV Main Events, different title shots every other week on every OCW show. Online, Outsiders, Equality, everything!
So in summary. Zybala joins match to legally beat up people. Then he leaves. If he gets tossed out, the person gets Corporate Rock level of treatment!