Post by Influence 2: Electric Boogaloo on May 15, 2023 21:49:36 GMT -5
The peaceful easy listening sounds of Christopher Cross ‘Arthur’s Theme" are suddenly cut off.
“Herb, clean up in the produce aisle!”
As the squawker finishes, we see that Herb’s gonna have a lot of clean up once he gets there as Claudia Frost has Delia Black pinned down onto the tiled floor of the produce department. Claudia’s one arm as Delia’s pinned behind her back while her other hand is holding a tomato in front of Delia’s face. Delia’s one free arm keeps swatting away.
FROST: Admit it! Admit it or I’m shoving this into your face!
BLACK: No! I don’t believe you or Google, a tomato is a vegetable! It grows on a vine!
FROST: No, Google is never wrong. This is a fruit and we can’t use it for the hardcore veggie match…
Claudia tries to shove the tomato into the face of her tag team partner, but Delia is able to swat it away and out of her hand. The two struggle a little bit more as a crowd begins to grow and watch the fight.
BLACK: Okay genius, if you were to make a fruit salad would you use tomatoes? Or if you were to use an alternative fruit pie filling would you use tomatoes? I don't think so, Claudia. Tomatoes are a vegetable.
Those two questions give Claudia a long enough pause that she lets go of Delia’s arm allowing for her tag team partner to slide up off of the floor. Claudia continues to think about it, getting stuck in the process. That is, until Claudia is smacked across the face with a tomato that goes squish! The tomato falls down her face and to the floor as she stands there in shock. Delia looks a bit disappointed in the results.
BLACK: Ugh, who cares if it’s a vegetable? That sucked. That’s not going to work at all in the hardcore vegetable match at all, take those out of the shopping cart. Unless you think the koala would eat them.
And now it’s Delia who is stuck in an infinite time loop of thought. That is until Claudia returns the favor of having a tomato crushed on her face rubbing some green onions onto the face of Delia which causes her to stumble backwards.
FROST: That might be a keeper.
The two then square up with a couple of potatoes which causes them to both rub their heads after smacking them off each other’s skulls. They look at each other and toss the potatoes into the shopping cart. This time they each pull out a cucumber as they point it at each other they both begin to giggle uncontrollably -- because, you know.
BLACK: You’re gross.
FROST: You’re just as gross.
BLACK: Why do you already have a bunch of these in the cart then?
FROST: Because it’s what the koala eats.
Claudia turns her back, but that only invites Delia to stab her with the cucumber in the back as we fade to black.
“Herb, clean up in the produce aisle!”
As the squawker finishes, we see that Herb’s gonna have a lot of clean up once he gets there as Claudia Frost has Delia Black pinned down onto the tiled floor of the produce department. Claudia’s one arm as Delia’s pinned behind her back while her other hand is holding a tomato in front of Delia’s face. Delia’s one free arm keeps swatting away.
FROST: Admit it! Admit it or I’m shoving this into your face!
BLACK: No! I don’t believe you or Google, a tomato is a vegetable! It grows on a vine!
FROST: No, Google is never wrong. This is a fruit and we can’t use it for the hardcore veggie match…
Claudia tries to shove the tomato into the face of her tag team partner, but Delia is able to swat it away and out of her hand. The two struggle a little bit more as a crowd begins to grow and watch the fight.
BLACK: Okay genius, if you were to make a fruit salad would you use tomatoes? Or if you were to use an alternative fruit pie filling would you use tomatoes? I don't think so, Claudia. Tomatoes are a vegetable.
Those two questions give Claudia a long enough pause that she lets go of Delia’s arm allowing for her tag team partner to slide up off of the floor. Claudia continues to think about it, getting stuck in the process. That is, until Claudia is smacked across the face with a tomato that goes squish! The tomato falls down her face and to the floor as she stands there in shock. Delia looks a bit disappointed in the results.
BLACK: Ugh, who cares if it’s a vegetable? That sucked. That’s not going to work at all in the hardcore vegetable match at all, take those out of the shopping cart. Unless you think the koala would eat them.
And now it’s Delia who is stuck in an infinite time loop of thought. That is until Claudia returns the favor of having a tomato crushed on her face rubbing some green onions onto the face of Delia which causes her to stumble backwards.
FROST: That might be a keeper.
The two then square up with a couple of potatoes which causes them to both rub their heads after smacking them off each other’s skulls. They look at each other and toss the potatoes into the shopping cart. This time they each pull out a cucumber as they point it at each other they both begin to giggle uncontrollably -- because, you know.
BLACK: You’re gross.
FROST: You’re just as gross.
BLACK: Why do you already have a bunch of these in the cart then?
FROST: Because it’s what the koala eats.
Claudia turns her back, but that only invites Delia to stab her with the cucumber in the back as we fade to black.