Post by Influence 2: Electric Boogaloo on Jan 17, 2023 10:20:53 GMT -5
Fade into black to a simple still photo of the two members of the Influence, Delia Black and Claudia Frost. They are, of course, former members of the OCW roster who disappeared in the early Fall of 2022 and have not been seen or heard from since
We start with a voice over, but a familiar voice for that voice over… maybe not James Earl Jones familiar, but a familiar voice none-the-less. Okay, just for those of you who have no idea what is going on or don’t remember it is the voice of Christopher J. Wrigley, the attorney for the Influence.
WRIGLEY: Let’s just cut through the bullshit here, white girl goes missing and the world tears itself apart in an attempt to understand the circumstances surrounding the mystery. Hell, white girl goes missing and at least three new talk shows with lawyers get their start and everyone doesn’t shut up about it…
…for like two weeks. Then everyone moves on to the next major catastrophe happening on planet Earth. In fact, I can pinpoint the exact moment that everyone forgot about Delia Black going missing. It’s when they dropped that trailer for that movie about the killer doller Megan, but where the ‘e’ has been replaced by the number three. So, maybe it’s white girl goes missing and is forgotten about the moment white girl is replaced by a killer white girl robot.
The picture on the screen now changes to that of a mocked up milk carton that has Delia Black’s image on the back of it with the word ‘missing’ across the top.
WRIGLEY: We found Delia, don’t you worry about that, but what the media won’t talk about is how that story ended. I just hope when Netflix makes a show about it all they don’t replace me with some white lawyer played by like Fred Savage. I’d riot to be honest, in fact I’d prob--
Just then there’s a tap on the voice over microphone which cuts Wrigley from going off on another rant.
FROST: Yes, hello? Hello? I’d like to order the impossible Whooper.
WRIGLEY: Yo, this isn’t a Burger King this is the voice over.
FROST: Oh, my bad. Are you telling the story about the weird people in robes and how we got back Delia?
WRIGLEY: Yeah, and you just spoiled any chance for build up and tension for that story to ever get backed up by . Now go away and let me attempt to salvage this attempt and build up your big return story.
FROST: Sorry, Legal Daddy.
WRIGLEY: Impossible Whopper? What the hell is wrong with your diet? You’re eating plants cooked and seasoned to taste like meat from a fast food chain. Just eat the damn meat, it’s probably better for you in the long run.
There is a pause in the talking between the two. Meanwhile, the background continues to cycle through a series of photos of Delia Black including a couple of when she was in OCW and a random one of her picking up trash at the beach. Also, there’s an insert of the Millennium Force roller coaster out of Ohio that has nothing to do with this. Wrigley then restarts the voice over he was working on.
WRIGLEY: Long story short, we found Delia and she’s safely back and looking to get this thing restarted. Mostly because the two of them were kicked out of Claudia’s mom’s basement and are now living in a one-bedroom apartment barely making rent. Not to mention my legal fees that I’m still charging. I’ve suggested a FanTime account to them many times, but they insist on only selling knock off products on the internet and wrestling for income.
Let’s get twenty twenty-three going.
Bring on Tornado Alley, and let’s start getting my fees paid. I mean, let’s start getting the girls paid.
With that, we fade to black with the final still photo of Delia and Claudia standing side by side that started this whole thing off.
We start with a voice over, but a familiar voice for that voice over… maybe not James Earl Jones familiar, but a familiar voice none-the-less. Okay, just for those of you who have no idea what is going on or don’t remember it is the voice of Christopher J. Wrigley, the attorney for the Influence.
WRIGLEY: Let’s just cut through the bullshit here, white girl goes missing and the world tears itself apart in an attempt to understand the circumstances surrounding the mystery. Hell, white girl goes missing and at least three new talk shows with lawyers get their start and everyone doesn’t shut up about it…
…for like two weeks. Then everyone moves on to the next major catastrophe happening on planet Earth. In fact, I can pinpoint the exact moment that everyone forgot about Delia Black going missing. It’s when they dropped that trailer for that movie about the killer doller Megan, but where the ‘e’ has been replaced by the number three. So, maybe it’s white girl goes missing and is forgotten about the moment white girl is replaced by a killer white girl robot.
The picture on the screen now changes to that of a mocked up milk carton that has Delia Black’s image on the back of it with the word ‘missing’ across the top.
WRIGLEY: We found Delia, don’t you worry about that, but what the media won’t talk about is how that story ended. I just hope when Netflix makes a show about it all they don’t replace me with some white lawyer played by like Fred Savage. I’d riot to be honest, in fact I’d prob--
Just then there’s a tap on the voice over microphone which cuts Wrigley from going off on another rant.
FROST: Yes, hello? Hello? I’d like to order the impossible Whooper.
WRIGLEY: Yo, this isn’t a Burger King this is the voice over.
FROST: Oh, my bad. Are you telling the story about the weird people in robes and how we got back Delia?
WRIGLEY: Yeah, and you just spoiled any chance for build up and tension for that story to ever get backed up by . Now go away and let me attempt to salvage this attempt and build up your big return story.
FROST: Sorry, Legal Daddy.
WRIGLEY: Impossible Whopper? What the hell is wrong with your diet? You’re eating plants cooked and seasoned to taste like meat from a fast food chain. Just eat the damn meat, it’s probably better for you in the long run.
There is a pause in the talking between the two. Meanwhile, the background continues to cycle through a series of photos of Delia Black including a couple of when she was in OCW and a random one of her picking up trash at the beach. Also, there’s an insert of the Millennium Force roller coaster out of Ohio that has nothing to do with this. Wrigley then restarts the voice over he was working on.
WRIGLEY: Long story short, we found Delia and she’s safely back and looking to get this thing restarted. Mostly because the two of them were kicked out of Claudia’s mom’s basement and are now living in a one-bedroom apartment barely making rent. Not to mention my legal fees that I’m still charging. I’ve suggested a FanTime account to them many times, but they insist on only selling knock off products on the internet and wrestling for income.
Let’s get twenty twenty-three going.
Bring on Tornado Alley, and let’s start getting my fees paid. I mean, let’s start getting the girls paid.
With that, we fade to black with the final still photo of Delia and Claudia standing side by side that started this whole thing off.