~The heavens open up as the angles sing 'hallelujah!' or is the homeless? Doesn't matter...Steve's made his pick. Tony walks up and thrusts his pelvis toward Steve. Steve digs into the fanny pack and he removes~
~The heavens open up as the angles sing 'hallelujah!' or is the homeless? Doesn't matter...Steve's made his pick. Tony walks up and thrusts his pelvis toward Steve. Steve digs into the fanny pack and he removes~
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 19, 2022 19:50:56 GMT -5
Welsh: Alright, Steve's got a golden key out of Tony's fanny pack. Next up is LOU. Lou can either steal the key from Steve or get a gift from under the tree. Lou...you're up.
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 19, 2022 19:54:13 GMT -5
~Lou walks up to the tree. Welsh stands next to the sleazy attorney...he coughs and casually kicks at Zybala's present. Lou nods and drags the giant box away from the tree~
Welsh: Oh, wow! Lou has picked...Zybala's gift!
~Lou opens the gift to reveal...a Brookestone deluxe massaging arm chair~
Welsh: What an amazing gift! Zybala must have spent every dime in Outsider's wrestling for this thing.
~The other wrestlers eye the chair~
Welsh: Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and make an executive decision right here, right now. This gift is FROZEN. Congrats, Lou. Enjoy the chair...you've earned it.
~A very murky decision by the always questionable Welsh...~
Welsh: Okay next up is The Nickleman! You can take Steve's key or grab a present from under the tree!