"Ay ticket boy I heard we were shooting white elephants in this room. Where them bitches at?"
~The Nickleman walks into the room smelling like a dumpster and holding a trash bag over his shoulder. He looks around with a finger gun before hitting that 'bang bang' in Marcus' direction.~
~Welsh looks up and sees NICKLEMAN on the OCWTron~
Post by The Nickleman on Dec 19, 2022 18:46:24 GMT -5
"Presents? We were supposed to bring presents? Fuck...."
~The Nickleman drops the trash bag and starts rummaging through the ground. He mutters to himself anxiously before suddenly acting like he's found gold.~
"Oh fuck yeah...this will definitely work..."
~The Nickleman grabs a beat-up and already opened Amazon box before licking the flaps, sealing them closed, and walking down to the ring. He tosses the box under the tree.~
Last Edit: Dec 19, 2022 18:47:28 GMT -5 by The Nickleman
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 19, 2022 18:49:37 GMT -5
~Welsh stares at Nickleman. He stares at Allton. He stares at Roxxie's breasts. She catches him~
Welsh: Oh, um, sorry.
~He regains composure~
Welsh: Okay so we got gifts from the A-List and from...this filthy Nickleman guy. Is this the type of wrestler the golden phone guy and STRADER have filled OCW with in my absence? Unbelievable.
Allton: Actually you said 'no elephants'. And no, it's an African Black Rhino.........robot. Ha gotcha!
Tank walks over to Welsh with a small box. He shoves it into Welsh's hands.
Allton: That's our actual gift. I just wanted to annoy you.
~Welsh looks at the box. He shakes it near his ear~
Welsh: Hmm...sounds fine. No FERAL sounds coming from inside...so probably not an animal...or, well, one that's alive anyway.
~He places it under the tree next to Nickleman's. He hears some high pitched squeals from the crowd...looking out he sees the homeless people grilling rats over an open bonfire~
Welsh: Well, okay then.
~He turns toward the entrance way~
Welsh: Anybody else? If you're back there get out here right now or I swear I'll start and end this thing without you.
Allton: Actually you said 'no elephants'. And no, it's an African Black Rhino.........robot. Ha gotcha!
Tank walks over to Welsh with a small box. He shoves it into Welsh's hands.
Allton: That's our actual gift. I just wanted to annoy you.
~The Nickleman mutters offhandedly as he looks towards the camera.~
"Well, he sure is annoying. I can't wait to take this douchenozzle's Outsider's Championship! Maybe that's the gift he's putting under the tree, because he knows he can't keep it!"
~The Nickleman winks to the camera and gives a thumbs up.~
Allton: Actually you said 'no elephants'. And no, it's an African Black Rhino.........robot. Ha gotcha!
Tank walks over to Welsh with a small box. He shoves it into Welsh's hands.
Allton: That's our actual gift. I just wanted to annoy you.
~The Nickleman mutters offhandedly as he looks towards the camera.~
"Well, he sure is annoying. I can't wait to take this douchenozzle's Outsider's Championship! Maybe that's the gift he's putting under the tree, because he knows he can't keep it!"
~The Nickleman winks to the camera and gives a thumbs up.~
~The homeless people grilling rat in the stands hear 'OUTSIDERS' and they go wild. They chant OUTSIDERS! OUTSIDERS! all while throwing superkicks into the air. One homeless guy gets superkicked into the bonfire...he jumps out and sprints around, his body engulfed in flames~