Oh Shit!! Crash and Easton beat up children!
Sept 24, 2022 19:54:18 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Rodriguez on Sept 24, 2022 19:54:18 GMT -5
“So why are we here?”
“Training.”
“At a strip mall?”
“No, inside.”
Crash Rodriguez and Easton Alexander push through the doors and step into a small karate dojo. A man stops class and starts frantically marching towards the duo.
“Oh fuck no! Get out! This isn’t happening again.”
“Sensei Whitaker, forgive me, but me and my friend need training. Please, I have cash!”
“The last time you were in here you beat me and my students. Now you bring some washed up looking drunk”
“Hey man, fuck you I’m going through some shit.”
“Sensei Whitaker, please. My friend, he lost his honor. You see he kidnapped a child recentl-”
“So you bring a child abductor to my dojo? My Under 18 Karate Dojo, where you havent been since assaulting me and a group of minors? GET OUT! NOW!”
“Stop, look, listen… Let’s just have a trial class, how does $200 sound?”
“Sounds like you need to get out of-”
“Each.”
“Get out of here”
Sensei Whitaker pushes the Crooked Man, and Easton slides himself between the two.
“Hey easy, guys”
Crash throws a wild swing that barely makes it past Easton, hitting the sensei.
“Hey, they’re attacking Sensei!”
“Oh my god, that’s the psycho! Yenno the one I told you about 2 years ago!”
“Get them!”
The students charge at the duo and begin releasing a barrage of sidekicks and quick palm strikes. Easton drops to a knee and looks around in confusion.
“WHAT THE FUCK CRASH!? What did you get me into?!”
“Good ole fashion… DOJO WAR!!!!!”
Crash erupts from the dogpile of highschool children, grabbing one of their ankles and swinging around knocking over the others surrounding them.
“CRASH! What are you doing, they're kids!”
One of the karate students drives a solid kick into the Canadian Dragon’s nose causing blood to begin trickling down.
“You little fucker!”
Easton breaks away from the children holding him down and tackles his assailant to the ground throwing forearms. A few solid strikes connect before he’s pulled off the child, he turns around is face to face with the sensei.
“Call off your gang of hoodlums! I don’t want any problems man.”
“You two are the problem!”
The man screams as he sends Easton back with a front kick, he goes for another but Easton is able to backstep away in time. The man throws a few easily deflected strikes, before taking the Canadian Dragon down with a low leg sweep. Sensei Whitaker bends over Easton, strangling him, when he’s suddenly struck by a flying 13 year old. Easton jumps to his feet and joins in with Crash in fending off the assault.
“Jesus, there’s so many of em!”
“Aim for their throats!”
“What? No! That’s a terrible idea!”
“Then let’s go.”
“Go? I don’t think they’re gonna let us just leave.”
The sensei whistles loudly, causing all children to stop. Crash takes the opportunity to punch a kid in his stomach, doubling him over.
“Go? You're free to go, but I’m calling the cops!”
“First off, you started it. Plus Lou nearly shut your dojo down last time, you really wanna go through that again?”
“Fine just take your fucking friend and go.”
Crash and Easton start making their exit. Easton begins to chuckle, and Crash quickly joins in. As the two step out into the strip malls parking lot the two are hunched over roaring with laughter. The two compose themselves before jumping up and high fiving midair. The scene freezes on the frame as it fades to black
“Training.”
“At a strip mall?”
“No, inside.”
Crash Rodriguez and Easton Alexander push through the doors and step into a small karate dojo. A man stops class and starts frantically marching towards the duo.
“Oh fuck no! Get out! This isn’t happening again.”
“Sensei Whitaker, forgive me, but me and my friend need training. Please, I have cash!”
“The last time you were in here you beat me and my students. Now you bring some washed up looking drunk”
“Hey man, fuck you I’m going through some shit.”
“Sensei Whitaker, please. My friend, he lost his honor. You see he kidnapped a child recentl-”
“So you bring a child abductor to my dojo? My Under 18 Karate Dojo, where you havent been since assaulting me and a group of minors? GET OUT! NOW!”
“Stop, look, listen… Let’s just have a trial class, how does $200 sound?”
“Sounds like you need to get out of-”
“Each.”
“Get out of here”
Sensei Whitaker pushes the Crooked Man, and Easton slides himself between the two.
“Hey easy, guys”
Crash throws a wild swing that barely makes it past Easton, hitting the sensei.
“Hey, they’re attacking Sensei!”
“Oh my god, that’s the psycho! Yenno the one I told you about 2 years ago!”
“Get them!”
The students charge at the duo and begin releasing a barrage of sidekicks and quick palm strikes. Easton drops to a knee and looks around in confusion.
“WHAT THE FUCK CRASH!? What did you get me into?!”
“Good ole fashion… DOJO WAR!!!!!”
Crash erupts from the dogpile of highschool children, grabbing one of their ankles and swinging around knocking over the others surrounding them.
“CRASH! What are you doing, they're kids!”
One of the karate students drives a solid kick into the Canadian Dragon’s nose causing blood to begin trickling down.
“You little fucker!”
Easton breaks away from the children holding him down and tackles his assailant to the ground throwing forearms. A few solid strikes connect before he’s pulled off the child, he turns around is face to face with the sensei.
“Call off your gang of hoodlums! I don’t want any problems man.”
“You two are the problem!”
The man screams as he sends Easton back with a front kick, he goes for another but Easton is able to backstep away in time. The man throws a few easily deflected strikes, before taking the Canadian Dragon down with a low leg sweep. Sensei Whitaker bends over Easton, strangling him, when he’s suddenly struck by a flying 13 year old. Easton jumps to his feet and joins in with Crash in fending off the assault.
“Jesus, there’s so many of em!”
“Aim for their throats!”
“What? No! That’s a terrible idea!”
“Then let’s go.”
“Go? I don’t think they’re gonna let us just leave.”
The sensei whistles loudly, causing all children to stop. Crash takes the opportunity to punch a kid in his stomach, doubling him over.
“Go? You're free to go, but I’m calling the cops!”
“First off, you started it. Plus Lou nearly shut your dojo down last time, you really wanna go through that again?”
“Fine just take your fucking friend and go.”
Crash and Easton start making their exit. Easton begins to chuckle, and Crash quickly joins in. As the two step out into the strip malls parking lot the two are hunched over roaring with laughter. The two compose themselves before jumping up and high fiving midair. The scene freezes on the frame as it fades to black