Post by The Nickleman on Sept 15, 2022 1:13:31 GMT -5
The Nickleman has gathered all of OCW's relevant talent, owners, and business agents into one relatively small room for the purposes of pounding back margaritas with extra salt and discussing the financial prospects of OCW. Charles looks around the room and nods his head in gratitude to his newfound allies that found the time to make it to this oh-so-important meeting. Then, Charles sneers one-by-one at everyone in OCW who he wants to unalive. After that, The Nickleman pounds a stack of blank papers down on his makeshift cardboard table- officially calling this business meeting to order!
Nickleman: Alright now, you all know that the real ownership group here in the XWF is off and away right now, renegotiating our contracts with all the major merchandisers in this industry! That means we're going to be getting some goo-goo-ga-ga bucks coming into this bitch pretty soon, so you all better start shaping up and acting right! That means cutting down on the child kidnapping and the harsh language, capeesh?
But yeah, it turns out that when you tell the pussyboys in the PWA to shove-it, you gain a lot of middle-class fans on the internet- and they have tons of expendable income for Killa Kali action figures, Sahara T-Shirts, and Veronica Strader fleshlights! We need to figure out what our best products can be, and Thaddeus implied to me one time that I should take the lead on this project!
So come on, let's hear it! What are ya'lls best ideas for new products we can launch all up in this bitch? Toys R' Us is making a come back, and I just know our faithful owners are off right now negotiating for our shelf space! We can't let them down and come up empty-handed on this!
Nickleman looks around the makeshift cardboard table with a pen, ready to write down folks' ideas on his blank pieces of paper.
Nickleman: Alright now, you all know that the real ownership group here in the XWF is off and away right now, renegotiating our contracts with all the major merchandisers in this industry! That means we're going to be getting some goo-goo-ga-ga bucks coming into this bitch pretty soon, so you all better start shaping up and acting right! That means cutting down on the child kidnapping and the harsh language, capeesh?
But yeah, it turns out that when you tell the pussyboys in the PWA to shove-it, you gain a lot of middle-class fans on the internet- and they have tons of expendable income for Killa Kali action figures, Sahara T-Shirts, and Veronica Strader fleshlights! We need to figure out what our best products can be, and Thaddeus implied to me one time that I should take the lead on this project!
So come on, let's hear it! What are ya'lls best ideas for new products we can launch all up in this bitch? Toys R' Us is making a come back, and I just know our faithful owners are off right now negotiating for our shelf space! We can't let them down and come up empty-handed on this!
Nickleman looks around the makeshift cardboard table with a pen, ready to write down folks' ideas on his blank pieces of paper.
