GREAT SCOTT GETS SOME HOT VEE

[GREAT SCOTT]

HEY EVERYBODY IT’S JERBOI ANONYMOUS ANDY REPORTING IN ON SOME IMPORTANT PWA NEWS. REPRESENTING OCW AND LIVING LEGEND MARK WELCH, PWA MEGASTAR GREAT SCOTT AKA LARGE DADDY SCOTT AKA SCOTTZILLA AKA THE MAN WITH THE GIRTHIEST BICEPS IN THE WORLD HAS WON THE HOT VEE TITLE FROM HOW’S COWBOB CLAYPANTS. NOW THAT HE IS A SUPER OVER MEGASTAR AND THE LEADER OF A STABLE WITH JAYPEE D AND LARRY “RAY RAY” BYRD THE WORLD OF OCW WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AND THE TITLE IS NOW HERE IN OCW WHICH WE I MEAN THEY ARE TAKING OVER.

SO YOU ARE WELCOME OCW. ON BEHALF OF GREAT SCOTT OF COURSE BECAUSE THIS IS JERBOI ANONYMOUS ANDY AND I JUST REPORT SUPER COOL NEWS THAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW.