Post by Adi Gold on Aug 27, 2022 8:30:46 GMT -5
~The scene opens in a dark brick wallpapered studio at OCW TV. In the dark lit studio we see The HOT 11! host Adi Gold sitting across from her guest this time manager of Crash, Lou Pohl.~
Adi Gold: Hey hey everyone. Welcome to the show. Today my guest is the man with the 'stache. The manager/agent and friend to the CRAZE Champion, Crash Rodriguez. He is one M'F'er... Mr. Lou Pohl!! Welcome, to the show Lou. How are you?
LOU POHL: I'm doing fabulous, just absolutely fant-tippy-fucking-tastic. Glad to have been brought on the show. Big fan of your work, big, BIG fan. You're mother must be very very proud of you.
Adi Gold: Question 1. Well i am not sure how long you have been a manager in the wrestling world. But what are some of your favorite matches you have seen in the ring during your time?
LOU POHL: The obvious answer is any match involving my client. But if you're looking for a match outside of those however, one that comes to mind is a recent one. Truth or Consequences, Plethora versus Killa Kali. A magical night that was for all of OCW.
Adi Gold: Question 2. Any favorite rivals that you or some of your clients have feuded with?
LOU POHL: They've nearly all been loose pieces of garbage. I mean two of them are Canadian's with anger management. I mean Easton kidnapped Thad's fucking kid, and Tamika... Oh don't even get me started. Now there's those fucking twins strolling about, trying to weasle in a second attempt at my client's belt. However, it was 3 years ago Crash was engaged in battle with a man of actual class and decency, my fellow member of Paramount, Ed Houston.
Adi Gold: Question 3. What kind of music are you into, Lou?
LOU POHL: Me? Oh I stick with the classics, kid. Back when we made real music, none of this hotstep dubdrop bullshit. Back when songs actually meant something. All time favorite artists? Tom Petty, Steely Dan, and Steve Miller Band. Man, couldn't pick a better cassette to be stuck forever in the 'Pohl Patroller'. That's what we call the microbus.
Adi Gold: Question 4. Film and Television? What are a few of your favorites?
LOU POHL: Rapid Fire Round, Ready? Face/Off, Wild at Heart, Gone in 60 Seconds, National Treasure, The Rock, Ghost Rider, National Treasure 2, Moonstruck and finally... The Wicker Man.
Adi Gold: Question 5. If you didn't become a manager to Crash. What other job would you be doing right now if you weren't involved in the wrestling bizz?
LOU POHL: I was previously a practitioner of law, and I was... No. I am the best to ever enter a courtroom. Perfect record, every case won, and now... Recently I have been gifted the chance to return to my old stomping grounds after having my license reinstated after a lengthy review.
Adi Gold: Question 6. What do you drink when you're not managing?
LOU POHL: Crash usually only purchases Tequila, but I'm more of a scotch guy myself.
Adi Gold: Question number 7. Any places you'd like to visit for the first time? Or again?
LOU POHL: It'd be nice to finally go someplace that isn't a complete fucking dumpster fire.
Adi Gold: Question 8. You're known for your love of mothers. Is there any mothers or other ladies you are currently chasing for a long term or short erm romance?
LOU POHL: Lou don't chase. Afterall, they see the stache, and the women just line up. Although, I did recently meet somebody who... Let's just say she does this thing with her tong- I'm sorry, I shouldn't say anymore, don't want her daughter hearing. She works here now yenno? Her daughter, I mean.
Adi Gold: Question number 9. Favorite meals of yours? That don't get stuck in yer' mustache...
LOU POHL: I'm a big fan of eating out... Always love a steakhouse or even a nice Italian restaurant.
Adi Gold: Question 10. Any opponents you'd love to see your client and friend Crash get into the ring with down the road?
LOU POHL: Many big names out there. I suppose I wouldn't mind seeing him go one on one with Cyph3r. I mean, I don't really wanna see him hurt the guy, I enjoy some of his twitterings. But god other tweets he's twatted out, man, wouldn't mind seeing the kid wring his neck.
Adi Gold: And finally. Question 11. Any goals for you or Crash? Maybe Crash to get that OCW title shot? Or how about this... Lou Pohl as the first manager in the OCW Hall of Fame? Ehh?
LOU POHL: My goals are to simply continue to support my client. His success is enough for me, but between me and you. Louis Pohl, OCW HOFer don't sound half bad.
Adi Gold: Great meeting you, Lou. Any final words to the OCW audience and fans?
LOU POHL: I just wanna take this time to thank Nancy. She's given me a lot of support recently, helping me take my mind of the stresses in this business.
Adi Gold: That's it folks. Big thanks to Lou Pohl for joining me today. Stay tuned for more interviews on OCW TV! Stay GOLDgeous, y'all!
~Adi Gold smiles at Lou Pohl as the HOT 11 cuts to black~
- Post Credits Scene -
?: ADI!!!
Adi Gold: MOM!
~This grabs Lou's attention as Adi Gold's mother walks on set and hugs her daughter. ~
Lou Pohl: Who... is this?
Adi Gold: This in my mom. We're going out today for lunch...
Mrs. Gold: Hi, I am Mary... and you are...
Lou Pohl: The names Pohl... Louis Pohl...
~ Lou smirks at Adi's mom as Cutting Crews 'I Just Died in Your Arms Tonught.' plays.~