THE HOT 11! Ep.11. The Lost Stranger (?)
Aug 26, 2022 12:28:07 GMT -5
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Post by Adi Gold on Aug 26, 2022 12:28:07 GMT -5
~The scene opens in a dark brick wallpapered studio at OCW TV. In the dark lit studio we see The HOT 11! host Adi Gold sitting in a chair across from one half of the OCW Tag Team Champions, The Lost Stranger.
Adi Gold: Hey hey OCW Faithful! Welcome to the HOT 11!!! This episode is NUMBER 11! And should be very interesting to say the least. As I sit down with an OCW legend. Currently holding the OCW Tag Team championship. And... can i say leader of the PTSD group in OCW?? Anyway, welcome T. L. S. The Lost Stranger... how are you?
THE LOST STRANGER: I'm great. How are you?
Adi Gold: Doing great, thanks! Question 1. During your long career. What are some of the greatest matches that you were in?
THE LOST STRANGER: If you only knew. Oh the stories I could tell. I've had great matches.
Adi Gold: Question 2. Do you have a cold? Your voice sounds different. Anyway who ranks at the tipity-top of rivals you have faced in the ring?
THE LOST STRANGER: Robert Chihuahua. I hate that guy. I'd love to kick his ass.
Adi Gold: Question 3. What's some music you are currently listening to these days?
THE LOST STRANGER: Twisted Sister and Guns N Roses, and that song by PIC.
Adi Gold: Question 4. Movies and Tv shows? Any you can recommend that you have watched or watching at the moment?
THE LOST STRANGER: I watch the home shopping network. There'd always good stuff on there.
Adi Gold: Question 5.if T.L.S was never a pro wrestler. What would you be doing for work instead?
THE LOST STRANGER: I'd be a stay at home dad. I love to cook. My best dish is instant ramen.
Adi Gold: Question 6. Heavy drinker? What's some of your favorite beverages?
THE LOST STRANGER: Natural Light and Mai tais. There's a good place on the coast with a little tiki hut.
Adi Gold: Question number 7. Any countries or states left that you would want to perform in front of again? Or for the first time?
THE LOST STRANGER: I'd love to wrestle in Alaska. I'd love to kick someone in the nuts when it's 5 below zero.
Adi Gold: Question 8. Does the man behind the mask have a crush or romance brewing right now in the business? If so, who?
THE LOST STRANGER: I think Tony the Spider's wife, Sally is a fine looking gal.
Adi Gold: Question number 9. Favorite meals of yours?
THE LOST STRANGER: cheetos and cream cheese. Breakfast of Champions.
Adi Gold: Question 10. Is there anyone in left in OCW or around the world that you would consider a dream match for The Lost Stranger? Past or present?
THE LOST STRANGER: I'd love to wrestle against a buxom blonde.
Adi Gold: And finally. Question 11. What are some final goals for you before hanging up the boots? Anything you want to accomplish in OCW? The OCW Belt? The Hall of Fame? Anything else.
THE LOST STRANGER: I want to be the world champion baby!!!!
Adi Gold: Awesome stuff. Any final comments to the OCW roster or the fans watching at home?
THE LOST STRANGER: ( takes the mask off and reveals himself to be Tony the Spider ) go buy some merch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Adi Gold: Dammit Tony. Nobody's going to watch this shit. What happened to TLS?
~Adi slams her clipboard down as Tony runs off camera.~
Adi Gold:... what he hell was that? What just happened? Did we just get punk'd by Tony the damn Spider!!?!?!? This was out HUGE 11th episode... and ... UGH!. Whatever... sya GOLDgegous or... I don't care. Cut!
~Adi storms off the set as the show abruptly cuts to black.~