Post by Adi Gold on Aug 24, 2022 23:49:28 GMT -5
~The scene opens in a dark brick wallpapered studio at OCW TV. In the dark lit studio we see The HOT 11! host Adi Gold sitting across from her guest this time, current OCW CRAZE Champion, CRASH RODRIGUEZ!~
Adi Gold: Welcome everybody to the show! ANother great episode because, OH SHIT! We got the Crooked Man himself, the current OCW Craze Champion. The father of young Bash and one of the most watched and talked about stars currently on the OCW roster... Crash Rodriguez! Welcome to the show Crash. How are you today?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: I'm doing fantastic, Adi. Must admit, a huge fan of your work at OCW TV. Really, really good to finally sit and chat.
Adi Gold: Question 1. You're having an epic run right now. But you've been around the business for awhile. Any matches that stand out as your favorite?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: My last two matches with Tamika Strader. The woman can go. There's a reason she held this belt for so long. But for all time favorite, look no further than Truth or Consequences.
Adi Gold: Question 2. Some of the famous rivals for Crash? Some guys and gals who loved to work with?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: I enjoyed making Easton Alexander my bitch. Did you know who stole a child? As a father, I must say it is downright deplorable.
Adi Gold: Question 3. What does the Crooked Man, listen to?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: Well, the minibus, or as Lou calls it, 'The Pohl Patrol', has a Steve Miller Band cassette stuck in the stereo. So a lot of Steve Miller Band. Other than that, a lot of Cocomelon. Bash really loves that little Jojo kid.
Adi Gold: Question 4. Do you get a chance to watch movies and television? Would be hard wrestling and raising a baby boy. But what are some of your fav' shows and movies?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: The Room by Tommy Wiseau. There's an art to being so absolutely garbage that you're good. I guess it's part of Easton's appeal. Besides that, I usually use television for background noise. My son keeps me preoccupied nowadays.
Adi Gold: Question 5. Crash never becomes a pro-wrestler? What would you be doing as a career instead?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: Butcher. Uncle owned a butcher shop, Dan Flynn's Meat Den. I actually operate it on the side, turns a healthy profit.
Adi Gold: Question 6. Some of your favorite beverages? Alcoholic or non-alcoholic?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: Tequila.
Adi Gold: Question number 7. Are they any places you haven't wrestled yet that you would love to perform at? First time or again?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: I loved performing in my hometown. Kansas City, Missouri. Greatest city to perform from, the love and support. It's a ride. I do hope to wrestle somewhere never done before. The moon. Could you imagine? The first man to kick Easton's ass on the moon... Just beautiful
Adi Gold: Question 8. Is there love in the air for Crash Rodriguez? Any crushes or romances brewing in the business for you? Looking for a mommy figure for Baby Bash?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: I... Never really thought about it. I mean is it such a bad thing, no mom? I mean... Maybe I should look into that...
Adi Gold: Question number 9. Some of your favorite things to eat?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: Tequila
Adi Gold: Question 10. Any names on the OCW roster that you want to get in there with for the first time? Past or present?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: Recently I got to superkick Mike Zybala in the dick. Wouldn't mind doing it again. Besides that, there's a whole HOF worth mentioning... Names like TIO and Mack O'Connor come to mind.
Adi Gold: And finally. Question 11. You're on the rise as one of the top players in OCW right now. Any goals you want to achieve in the OCW? Maybe a OCW Championship run?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: This belt, it's just the start. It's a stepping stone, I aim to for that Grand Slam. I want to hold each title before I go out. Craze today... Savage tomorrow. Throw in a tag run, take the Transatlantic title for a spin. Bring home the big one.
Adi Gold: Awesome stuff, Crash. Any final thoughts you'd like to say to our audience or anyone in the OCW roster?
CRASH RODRIGUEZ: Helena. Harmony. Buckle the fuck up, cause I ain't letting go of my title without a fight.
Adi Gold: That's Crash for you, folks! Thank you for joining me today, Mr. Rodriguez and thanks for the fans for watching and making this OCW TV original program a success. See you next time. Stay GOLDgeous!
~Adi Gold and Crash talk under the music as show cuts to black.~