Truth or Consequences Live reaction thread

[zybala]

: Zybala pulls up to the New Mexico arena. I don't know the name because I'm too lazy to look it up. He steps out of the car and grabs his duffle bag and a shotgun. He starts loading the shotgun with silver pellet buckshot rounds. We just know its silver. Can you just be cool? For once? :

Zybala: Let's see who gets to Silverfreak first, Biff.....

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Jul 31, 2022 15:19:33 GMT -5 zybala said:

: Zybala pulls up to the New Mexico arena. I don't know the name because I'm too lazy to look it up. He steps out of the car and grabs his duffle bag and a shotgun. He starts loading the shotgun with silver pellet buckshot rounds. We just know its silver. Can you just be cool? For once? :

Zybala: Let's see who gets to Silverfreak first, Biff.....

BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kick this man out of New Mexico... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Marcus Welsh]

~Marcus arrives to the venue~

Marcus Welsh: Ah, freedom.

~He sees Sahara's office~

Marcus Welsh: Fuck

[TheDistinguished]

O’Donnell: Don’t worry Marcus it’s just her sitting in catering next to Bifford having an all you can eat contest before their match. If they vomit then so be it.

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Jul 31, 2022 16:17:50 GMT -5 TheDistinguished said:

O’Donnell: Don’t worry Marcus it’s just her sitting in catering next to Bifford having an all you can eat contest before their match. If they vomit then so be it.

Glad I am in Dallas right now cause you guys just... ugh.

[zybala]

Jul 31, 2022 16:45:55 GMT -5 @owlkiller said:

Jul 31, 2022 16:17:50 GMT -5 TheDistinguished said:

O’Donnell: Don’t worry Marcus it’s just her sitting in catering next to Bifford having an all you can eat contest before their match. If they vomit then so be it.

Glad I am in Dallas right now cause you guys just... ugh.

It's a no-show! Strip him of the title.

[Marcus Welsh]

~Welsh receives word that JPD hasn't left for the show yet~

Marcus Welsh: Well that's just GREAT. And why isn't SAHARA getting these? She's in charge!

~Cap Slock shrugs~

Marcus Welsh: Of course.

[zybala]

Jul 31, 2022 17:05:56 GMT -5 Marcus Welsh said:

~Welsh receives word that JPD hasn't left for the show yet~

Marcus Welsh: Well that's just GREAT. And why isn't SAHARA getting these? She's in charge!

~Cap Slock shrugs~

Marcus Welsh: Of course.

~ 10% owner Mike Zybala walks up behind Marcus. ~


Zybala: Ya know... we can always book him in a match against Biff where Mortal Kombat style fatalities are allowed. My Exile Island IS in international waters.... Food for thought, my friend.

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Jul 31, 2022 17:18:59 GMT -5 zybala said:

Jul 31, 2022 17:05:56 GMT -5 Marcus Welsh said:

~Welsh receives word that JPD hasn't left for the show yet~

Marcus Welsh: Well that's just GREAT. And why isn't SAHARA getting these? She's in charge!

~Cap Slock shrugs~

Marcus Welsh: Of course.

~ 10% owner Mike Zybala walks up behind Marcus. ~


Zybala: Ya know... we can always book him in a match against Biff where Mortal Kombat style fatalities are allowed. My Exile Island IS in international waters.... Food for thought, my friend.

I mean I'm not going to complain about an island vacation and a world title shot. Sign me up.

[zybala]

Jul 31, 2022 18:09:37 GMT -5 @owlkiller said:

Jul 31, 2022 17:18:59 GMT -5 zybala said:

~ 10% owner Mike Zybala walks up behind Marcus. ~


Zybala: Ya know... we can always book him in a match against Biff where Mortal Kombat style fatalities are allowed. My Exile Island IS in international waters.... Food for thought, my friend.

I mean I'm not going to complain about an island vacation and a world title shot. Sign me up.

Beautiful! The Exile Hotel and Casino offer two different packages.

The Hotel Package: Relax in style as you live like royalty all for a pauper's cost. We have rooms ranging from a single person modest room, to a multi room family suite, all the way to the lap of luxury in our "superstar" penthouse suites. Enjoy twenty-four, seven room service. Day time outdoor pool and twenty-four, seven indoor pool and hot tubs. Build up a sweat in our complementary gym. Have fun in the sun with our outdoor tennis and basketball courts. Relax on the beach that's only a few minutes walk from the front door. Enjoy fine dining in our restaurant with breakfast and lunch buffets, and our four star dinner menu with two star prices. And if you want to get out of the hotel, every guest will get a tour of the calm side of the island. Walk with our tour guide as you are taking on a path that shows off the island's natural beauty. From the palm trees, to the crystal clear streams, to the wild life, to a small rock climb to the top of the island's only waterfall, you will be wrapped in the island's calming atmosphere.


Survivor Package: With our Survivor Package, you will test your mettle as you live exactly how I did when I took part in OCW Survivor. You will be given only a pair of shorts and a shirt, and a wooden spear. The rest is up to you. You must live off the land for five full days, hunting what you eat, being careful of what you drink, and fending off the natural life. Unlike the tame animals on the hotel side of the island, the wild ones on the Survivor side only see you as an intruder in their domain, or worse, they see you as dinner. You will have to sign a waiver freeing us of any and all legal responsibilities if you choose this package. It's not for the faint of heart, and it will push you to your very limits. If you survive though, you will come out better and stronger than you have ever been. It's like a new lease on life.


Now what can we book you for?

[zybala]

~ Zybala walks out to address the crowd. ~

Zybala: Hello, you beautiful sumbitches!!

~ Big cheer.~

Zybala: One tiny change to the card. The Savage Title Contenders Match will also be for Easton Alexander's Omnipresent Ongoing Clock Championship!!