The Big Bifford vs. Killa Kali, Creative Meeting Roundtable
Jul 19, 2022 18:56:30 GMT -5
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Post by Plethora the Perilous on Jul 19, 2022 18:56:30 GMT -5
Seated around a conference table are The Big Bifford, Earl the Popcorn Salesman, Martin Ka’Berryon (in full grape-cluster costume), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arachne and Kenny the Intern’s Aunt Bella who definitely appears to just be actress Margo Martindale.
Bifford: I’ve called you all here because I’ve been working on a project..
Earl: A project? With who?
Bifford: Just me and the production company..
Earl: I thought you agreed that we would always have someone from our team working with you on this stuff?
Bifford: Yeah but you guys were all busy… anyway, I had them put together a video on THE BIGGEST FEUD OF JULY 2022..
Earl: You vs. Killa Kali?
Bifford: Well.. that’s in there too.. but mostly it’s about.. you know.
Martin (sighing): It’s about Silverfreak, isn’t it?
Bifford: Lots of people are involved.. Killa Kali is widely featured.. but not just him. You’ve got The Lost Soul, Veronica Strader, BRIM, Duce Jones, TIO, Alice Knight, Mike Zybala, and all of you.. except Arachne and you, Earl.
Earl: WHAT THE HELL!?
Bifford: Listen, I had to cut a bunch of your scenes this week.
Earl: WHAT THE HELL?
Bifford: Listen.. you and Kenny are like a team.. it’s weird with just you here.
Earl: Fine.. let’s see the stupid video..
THE SAME CONFERENCE ROOM 2 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS LATER.
Earl (face-palming): Well. It was definitely 45 seconds of Killa Kali and then you went right after Silverfreak for the rest of the time.. briefly mentioning and letting others make cameos while building a feud with NO POSSIBLE PAYOFF.
Martin: There’s no possible payoff?
Earl: Silverfreak has always declined to come back, no matter how many people Bifford kills or how many dreams he crushes.
Arachne: Let’s all be honest.. more time was spent on Killa Kali than any of us would have expected from a project Bifford spearheaded on his own.
Aunt Bella: That is true..
Martin: Why is this old lady here? Haven’t I seen you in movies before? And is the blonde chick supposed to be real? Like in the story?
Bifford: Aunt Bella is here.. well.. you’ll see soon..
Earl: There’s still no payoff for this Silverfreak feud..
Bifford: The payoff is me.
Bifford holds up the OCW Championship belt.
Bifford: This means nothing until it is relegitimized by me pinning Silverfreak. We are going to his home state and I am fighting a guy who was involved in the match the day this belt became illegitimate. Everything is connected. We must run with this. We release this on the Twitters tomorrow.