Tuesday Night Equality ....Episode 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 19, 2022 17:45:35 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Allton on Jul 19, 2022 17:45:35 GMT -5
It’s Equality time yet again folks! And we’ve hit a special number! 15! Fifteen shows since Equality changed its day to Tuesday Nights! Unbelievable. I really hope you guys like reading them. They’re a blast to write.
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We open to the office of Lord Allton and a smiling Lord Allton looks into the camera with a bruised and battered Roxxie Gobbler and Dylan Thomas standing next to him. Behind all of them is the NEW O.O.C. Champion Frankie Larossia with a smirk on his face that is -almost- as large as he is.
Allton: Good evening Equality fans and welcome to Episode 15, our most historic episode to date. When I took over as General Manager on Monday Night Equality episode 3, I’ll be honest - I wasn’t sure just how far we would get. But here we are, 15 Tuesday Night Equality shows later and around 25 shows in all. Even though I have only been involved in 22 of them. Before we start this momentous show, I want to extend my thanks to the roster of Equality. I know I can be a bit of a hardass nutcase at times, but Equality could not exist without my girls and guys of the Equality Roster. So thank-you, each and every one of you.
But more importantly than that my thanks goes out to all of you OCW Fans that love our programming. We are the best in the world at what we do, bar none. And if you haven't caught it yet, please go back and watch Outsiders’ new 24th Dystopia because Mike Zybala is the best in the world with Outsiders. (Also, the four of us are on it).
Lord Allton winks.
Allton: And with that, ladies and gentlemen…. ON WITH THE -!
Dylan: Hold it, hold it… Sorry Rob, I have something to say.
Allton gestures for Dylan to proceed. Dylan turns to Frankie.
Dylan: Frankie…. You might have beaten me for the O.O.C. title, but to prove that there’s no hard feelings, how about you and I team up for the tag team tournament?
Frankie smiles and fist bumps Dylan winking at him.
Frankie: You’ve got it, shrimp.
Dylan smiles and again the two fist bump. Allton bolts his head backwards to stare at Frankie.
Allton: Hey, that’s not fair. Everyone is a shrimp to you, Francisco.
Frankie: è vero, capo. (That’s true, boss).
Allton turns back to the camera with a smile.
Allton: ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Equality titles run and once again we open on Lissandra Thomas who this week is sporting a black eye and dark sunglasses after falling off the apron at Massacre thanks to Gary Ray-Ray Nelson and TLS!
Lissandra: Welcome fans, do excuse the sunglasses for this evening’s broadcast but I’ve suffered a black eye thanks to TLS and Gary Ray-Ray Nelson. But it was TLS that shoved Nelson into me. But never mind that! Let’s take it to our first match of the evening, dBk vs Gilbert! Belv?
Belvedere: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to Tuesday Night Equality! The following contest is for one fall. Introducing first…
Uncle Kracker’s ‘What’chu Lookin’ At?!’ hits the speakers and dBk enters with a T-shirt cannon in hand. He shoots at people who get hit and are too close for it not to be painful!
Belvedere: From White Trash, USA weighing in at 175lbs…. He is the guy that got everything that he ever wanted and will never give it back! This is the DiiiiiiiiiiiiiirtBaaaaaaaaaaaaag Kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a few moments he drops the T-shirt cannon, breaking it - and a few members of the OCW Faithful that received t-shirts throw them back at him. He then climbs into the ring providing the crowd with a view of the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Taunt.
Lissandra: Ugh, this man is vile.
Belvedere: And his opponent, from right here in Key West Florida! Weighing in at ((allegedly)) 127lbs Gilbert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gilbert receives a larger pop than what he does normally. His own rendition of ‘Sexy Boy’ hits the speakers and he walks out to a hometown ovation! WTF? I don’t know whether it’s because the OCW Faithful merely popped for the mention of Key West or they really just don’t like the Dirtbag Kid but tonight Gilbert is the hometown hero! Gilbert makes his way down carrying his Alice plushy and places it in a safe spot in the corner. He then makes his way up the ring steps (because he can’t hop up on the apron) and through the ropes that Scruff has to hold open. dBk rolls his eyes and is immediately on the attack as Gilbert climbs through the ropes which the Faithful boo heavily at.
OCW Faithful: Giiiiiiiilbert! Giiiiiiiiiilbert!
Lissandra: The Faithful are actually cheering for Gilbert! Come on kiddo!
The crowd cheering for him seems to fire Gilbert up as he stomps on dBk’s toe! The crowd cheer this and Gilbert runs headstrong at dBk but he trips over his own feet!
Lissandra: Oh no!
dBk begins to laugh and call Gilbert a loser and then ‘Kings Never Die’ by Eminem hits!
Lissandra: CJ? What’s he doing out here?
CJ doesn’t arrive however. Everyone looks on confused.
Lissandra: Did someone mess up in the truck?
dBk looks to the ramp just as confused as everyone else. Gilbert however takes advantage of this distraction and rolls up dBk for the three!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: I don’t believe it! Gilbert has won. Yet again!
After the match CJ O’Donnell finally arrives clapping for Gilbert. Gilbert looks confused and says is this about the Outsiders Tag Team tournament but CJ doesn’t answer. He continues clapping for a moment before heading for a break!
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Lissandra: Welcome back fans! Before the break Gilbert had his first Equality win against dBk thanks in no small part to CJ O’Donnell! But before we head to our next match for the evening, one of Equality’s best had this to say.
The scene opens to a beach and a sun lounger. On the sun lounger a woman is facing away from the camera but as soon as she realises that the camera is there, she turns to face it. She lifts her sunglasses so that they are resting on her head and smiles.
Marcy: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii it’s me, Marcy The Head Mistress. I’ve had the best three weeks away on vacation for my birthday and thank-you all for all the lovely birthday messages. But vacation time is over for Marcy and I’ll be back at Equality next week. Now -
Marcy reaches for a bottle.
Marcy: Who wants to cream my back?
The scene fades out with Marcy winking to the camera. The OCW Faithful cheer.
Lissandra: Marcy The Head Mistress returns next week! OK coming up next, it’s billed as The Milf vs Carmen. But Sara L.U. Thompson destroyed Carmen’s knees with a sledgehammer two weeks ago! I don’t see how - Oh wait a minute, it would seem as though Lord Allton has something to say.
When You’re Evil by Voltaire hits but then the dreaded record scratch cuts it off. And the intense guitar beat of Devil Inside Me by London’s own ‘Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes’ starts up and out rides Lord Allton on Quinn when the drums kick in. The Milf is already standing in the ring
Allton: My apologies for the record scratch but how do we all like the new theme?
The OCW Faithful cheer.
Allton: Thank-you. I thought I could do with something a little more….me. And British. Heh. Anyway, I’m afraid our dear Lissandra is correct, Carmen is in fact still rehabbing two destroyed knees. But Miss Milf……I have found you a perfect replacement.
Lissandra: Wait! He can’t mean!
‘Watch Me Shine’ by Fozzy hits and the crowd goes nuts for the A-Lister!
Belvedere: From Hollywood California, by way of Greenwich Connecticut! Weighing in at 225lbs, he is the A-Lister of Pro-Wrestling! He is! ‘Perfection Personified’ Dylan! Thomas!
Dylan makes his way out of the curtain standing on the stage soaking in the admiration wearing jeans and a Dylan Thomas T-shirt. He obviously didn’t bring his gear. After a few moments he makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with fans on the way. He also takes a few quick photos with the specified Dylan Section on the way. At the ring he walks around slapping hands all the way around before laying a kiss on his darling wife.
Lissandra: I didn’t realise you were wrestling tonight!
Dylan: To be honest, neither did I!
Dylan smiles as he hops up on to the apron and climbs through. He looks at the Milf with a short clap and nod as Scruff rings the bell and we’re underway. The Milf is a little apprehensive about being in the ring with Dylan but he tells her not to worry. He’ll go easy.
The two lock up and immediately Dylan switches behind and hits a particularly bad looking German suplex! (Not bad in that he executed poorly, that was flawless). The Milf lands on her head and Dylan holds on for a second suplex before hitting a third. Finally he lets go and the Milf isn’t moving. Dylan looks concerned as Scruff checks on the Milf’s well-being. She whispers that she isn’t feeling well and Scruff conveys this to Dylan. He nods and tentatively picks her up before nailing her with the Perfect Finisher! Dylan then goes for the pin, Scruff counts the 3 and Dylan immediately feels guilty. Medical staff head down after the match and get the Milf onto a stretcher. Dylan all the while is checking on her to make sure she’s OK. He looks over at Lissandra.
Dylan: I’m going to the hospital with her!
Lissandra: That’s my knight in shining armour there. Giving you even more reason as to why I married him. He’s a beautiful man and I don’t just mean looks. I do hope Milf is OK though. She has only just come back!
As the medical staff push Milf up the ramp you can tell that she’s in a bad way and that she wasn’t supposed to land like she did. Dylan is then seen conversing with Allton as we head for another break.
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Lissandra: Welcome back folks, coming up next it’s the big one. Vicky Stone vs CJ O’Donnell and haven’t we been waiting for this one? These two have had quite the war of words as of late. It’s either picnics or Gilbert on the line! Not to mention someone loses their win streak tonight! So let’s kick this one off! Wait, I’m being told that we need to head backstage right now!
When the cameras reach backstage we find CJ O’Donnell already scrapping it out with Vicky Stone! It’s a relatively even affair but as they cross the hallway on the way to the ring, passing a window, CJ grabs hold of Vicky’s head and sends it smashing through the window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: Good God! What a way to tarnish this main event that so many have been looking forward to! They’re coming through the crowd!
The OCW Faithful boo CJ but cheer the fact that both top stars are near them and try to reach out. CJ either avoids them or smacks people away with an arm.
Lissandra: Vicky Stone sent sailing down the stairs! Holy shit!
CJ starts laughing at his opponent’s predicament as he sends a limp Vicky Stone over the guard rail.
Lissandra: Remember this is not a No DQ affair!
CJ then sends Vicky Stone into the ring and screams at Scruff to ‘ring the FOOKING bell!’ Scruff does so and CJ creams Vicky Stone with an Irish Knowledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scruff: 1…..2…..3!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: Stone didn’t even get out of the gate. This could have gone a very different way had it been a fair contest!
CJ ‘celebrates’ his win with the OCW Faithful showering him with boos.
Lissandra: We’re out of time! We’ll see you next week!
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Allton: Good evening Equality fans and welcome to Episode 15, our most historic episode to date. When I took over as General Manager on Monday Night Equality episode 3, I’ll be honest - I wasn’t sure just how far we would get. But here we are, 15 Tuesday Night Equality shows later and around 25 shows in all. Even though I have only been involved in 22 of them. Before we start this momentous show, I want to extend my thanks to the roster of Equality. I know I can be a bit of a hardass nutcase at times, but Equality could not exist without my girls and guys of the Equality Roster. So thank-you, each and every one of you.
But more importantly than that my thanks goes out to all of you OCW Fans that love our programming. We are the best in the world at what we do, bar none. And if you haven't caught it yet, please go back and watch Outsiders’ new 24th Dystopia because Mike Zybala is the best in the world with Outsiders. (Also, the four of us are on it).
Lord Allton winks.
Allton: And with that, ladies and gentlemen…. ON WITH THE -!
Dylan: Hold it, hold it… Sorry Rob, I have something to say.
Allton gestures for Dylan to proceed. Dylan turns to Frankie.
Dylan: Frankie…. You might have beaten me for the O.O.C. title, but to prove that there’s no hard feelings, how about you and I team up for the tag team tournament?
Frankie smiles and fist bumps Dylan winking at him.
Frankie: You’ve got it, shrimp.
Dylan smiles and again the two fist bump. Allton bolts his head backwards to stare at Frankie.
Allton: Hey, that’s not fair. Everyone is a shrimp to you, Francisco.
Frankie: è vero, capo. (That’s true, boss).
Allton turns back to the camera with a smile.
Allton: ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Equality titles run and once again we open on Lissandra Thomas who this week is sporting a black eye and dark sunglasses after falling off the apron at Massacre thanks to Gary Ray-Ray Nelson and TLS!
Lissandra: Welcome fans, do excuse the sunglasses for this evening’s broadcast but I’ve suffered a black eye thanks to TLS and Gary Ray-Ray Nelson. But it was TLS that shoved Nelson into me. But never mind that! Let’s take it to our first match of the evening, dBk vs Gilbert! Belv?
Belvedere: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to Tuesday Night Equality! The following contest is for one fall. Introducing first…
Uncle Kracker’s ‘What’chu Lookin’ At?!’ hits the speakers and dBk enters with a T-shirt cannon in hand. He shoots at people who get hit and are too close for it not to be painful!
Belvedere: From White Trash, USA weighing in at 175lbs…. He is the guy that got everything that he ever wanted and will never give it back! This is the DiiiiiiiiiiiiiirtBaaaaaaaaaaaaag Kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a few moments he drops the T-shirt cannon, breaking it - and a few members of the OCW Faithful that received t-shirts throw them back at him. He then climbs into the ring providing the crowd with a view of the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Taunt.
Lissandra: Ugh, this man is vile.
Belvedere: And his opponent, from right here in Key West Florida! Weighing in at ((allegedly)) 127lbs Gilbert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gilbert receives a larger pop than what he does normally. His own rendition of ‘Sexy Boy’ hits the speakers and he walks out to a hometown ovation! WTF? I don’t know whether it’s because the OCW Faithful merely popped for the mention of Key West or they really just don’t like the Dirtbag Kid but tonight Gilbert is the hometown hero! Gilbert makes his way down carrying his Alice plushy and places it in a safe spot in the corner. He then makes his way up the ring steps (because he can’t hop up on the apron) and through the ropes that Scruff has to hold open. dBk rolls his eyes and is immediately on the attack as Gilbert climbs through the ropes which the Faithful boo heavily at.
OCW Faithful: Giiiiiiiilbert! Giiiiiiiiiilbert!
Lissandra: The Faithful are actually cheering for Gilbert! Come on kiddo!
The crowd cheering for him seems to fire Gilbert up as he stomps on dBk’s toe! The crowd cheer this and Gilbert runs headstrong at dBk but he trips over his own feet!
Lissandra: Oh no!
dBk begins to laugh and call Gilbert a loser and then ‘Kings Never Die’ by Eminem hits!
Lissandra: CJ? What’s he doing out here?
CJ doesn’t arrive however. Everyone looks on confused.
Lissandra: Did someone mess up in the truck?
dBk looks to the ramp just as confused as everyone else. Gilbert however takes advantage of this distraction and rolls up dBk for the three!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: I don’t believe it! Gilbert has won. Yet again!
After the match CJ O’Donnell finally arrives clapping for Gilbert. Gilbert looks confused and says is this about the Outsiders Tag Team tournament but CJ doesn’t answer. He continues clapping for a moment before heading for a break!
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Lissandra: Welcome back fans! Before the break Gilbert had his first Equality win against dBk thanks in no small part to CJ O’Donnell! But before we head to our next match for the evening, one of Equality’s best had this to say.
The scene opens to a beach and a sun lounger. On the sun lounger a woman is facing away from the camera but as soon as she realises that the camera is there, she turns to face it. She lifts her sunglasses so that they are resting on her head and smiles.
Marcy: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii it’s me, Marcy The Head Mistress. I’ve had the best three weeks away on vacation for my birthday and thank-you all for all the lovely birthday messages. But vacation time is over for Marcy and I’ll be back at Equality next week. Now -
Marcy reaches for a bottle.
Marcy: Who wants to cream my back?
The scene fades out with Marcy winking to the camera. The OCW Faithful cheer.
Lissandra: Marcy The Head Mistress returns next week! OK coming up next, it’s billed as The Milf vs Carmen. But Sara L.U. Thompson destroyed Carmen’s knees with a sledgehammer two weeks ago! I don’t see how - Oh wait a minute, it would seem as though Lord Allton has something to say.
When You’re Evil by Voltaire hits but then the dreaded record scratch cuts it off. And the intense guitar beat of Devil Inside Me by London’s own ‘Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes’ starts up and out rides Lord Allton on Quinn when the drums kick in. The Milf is already standing in the ring
Allton: My apologies for the record scratch but how do we all like the new theme?
The OCW Faithful cheer.
Allton: Thank-you. I thought I could do with something a little more….me. And British. Heh. Anyway, I’m afraid our dear Lissandra is correct, Carmen is in fact still rehabbing two destroyed knees. But Miss Milf……I have found you a perfect replacement.
Lissandra: Wait! He can’t mean!
‘Watch Me Shine’ by Fozzy hits and the crowd goes nuts for the A-Lister!
Belvedere: From Hollywood California, by way of Greenwich Connecticut! Weighing in at 225lbs, he is the A-Lister of Pro-Wrestling! He is! ‘Perfection Personified’ Dylan! Thomas!
Dylan makes his way out of the curtain standing on the stage soaking in the admiration wearing jeans and a Dylan Thomas T-shirt. He obviously didn’t bring his gear. After a few moments he makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with fans on the way. He also takes a few quick photos with the specified Dylan Section on the way. At the ring he walks around slapping hands all the way around before laying a kiss on his darling wife.
Lissandra: I didn’t realise you were wrestling tonight!
Dylan: To be honest, neither did I!
Dylan smiles as he hops up on to the apron and climbs through. He looks at the Milf with a short clap and nod as Scruff rings the bell and we’re underway. The Milf is a little apprehensive about being in the ring with Dylan but he tells her not to worry. He’ll go easy.
The two lock up and immediately Dylan switches behind and hits a particularly bad looking German suplex! (Not bad in that he executed poorly, that was flawless). The Milf lands on her head and Dylan holds on for a second suplex before hitting a third. Finally he lets go and the Milf isn’t moving. Dylan looks concerned as Scruff checks on the Milf’s well-being. She whispers that she isn’t feeling well and Scruff conveys this to Dylan. He nods and tentatively picks her up before nailing her with the Perfect Finisher! Dylan then goes for the pin, Scruff counts the 3 and Dylan immediately feels guilty. Medical staff head down after the match and get the Milf onto a stretcher. Dylan all the while is checking on her to make sure she’s OK. He looks over at Lissandra.
Dylan: I’m going to the hospital with her!
Lissandra: That’s my knight in shining armour there. Giving you even more reason as to why I married him. He’s a beautiful man and I don’t just mean looks. I do hope Milf is OK though. She has only just come back!
As the medical staff push Milf up the ramp you can tell that she’s in a bad way and that she wasn’t supposed to land like she did. Dylan is then seen conversing with Allton as we head for another break.
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Lissandra: Welcome back folks, coming up next it’s the big one. Vicky Stone vs CJ O’Donnell and haven’t we been waiting for this one? These two have had quite the war of words as of late. It’s either picnics or Gilbert on the line! Not to mention someone loses their win streak tonight! So let’s kick this one off! Wait, I’m being told that we need to head backstage right now!
When the cameras reach backstage we find CJ O’Donnell already scrapping it out with Vicky Stone! It’s a relatively even affair but as they cross the hallway on the way to the ring, passing a window, CJ grabs hold of Vicky’s head and sends it smashing through the window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: Good God! What a way to tarnish this main event that so many have been looking forward to! They’re coming through the crowd!
The OCW Faithful boo CJ but cheer the fact that both top stars are near them and try to reach out. CJ either avoids them or smacks people away with an arm.
Lissandra: Vicky Stone sent sailing down the stairs! Holy shit!
CJ starts laughing at his opponent’s predicament as he sends a limp Vicky Stone over the guard rail.
Lissandra: Remember this is not a No DQ affair!
CJ then sends Vicky Stone into the ring and screams at Scruff to ‘ring the FOOKING bell!’ Scruff does so and CJ creams Vicky Stone with an Irish Knowledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scruff: 1…..2…..3!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: Stone didn’t even get out of the gate. This could have gone a very different way had it been a fair contest!
CJ ‘celebrates’ his win with the OCW Faithful showering him with boos.
Lissandra: We’re out of time! We’ll see you next week!