Press Conference on the Career and Future of The Big Bifford

[Plethora the Perilous]

A group of local media gather in a community center where a press conference with a live appearance by the OCW Champion has been promised. About 2 minutes after the start time of the press conference, a television with a DVD player is wheeled out and instead of any live press conference, the following video is shown:

[reporterson]

: The media people seem disappointed with the lack of live interaction. Most do, any ways. One intrepid reporter still raises a hand. It is the gloriously mustachioed reporter extraordinare Goodie Reporterson!:


Goodie: Excuse me! Television! Over here! Goodie Reporterson from the Weekly Globe! Will The Big Bifford be trying to restore the honor and good name to the stores that bare his name now that the vile and dastardly Kenny is safely locked away in prison where he rightfully belongs?

[Cass Baumer]

One of the most famous former reporters in all of wrestling and current OCW roster member stands to ask a question, too. She's dressed in a sloppy, wrinkled blazer over a slick CYPH3R t-shirt and a pair of tight ripped jeans.

Cass Baumer: Cass Baumer, OCW! How are you gonna react when Veronica Strader beats your ass and takes your title on a random Massacre episode?

[Plethora the Perilous]

Jul 12, 2022 19:03:22 GMT -5 reporterson said:

: The media people seem disappointed with the lack of live interaction. Most do, any ways. One intrepid reporter still raises a hand. It is the gloriously mustachioed reporter extraordinare Goodie Reporterson!:


Goodie: Excuse me! Television! Over here! Goodie Reporterson from the Weekly Globe! Will The Big Bifford be trying to restore the honor and good name to the stores that bare his name now that the vile and dastardly Kenny is safely locked away in prison where he rightfully belongs?

~A man in a grape-cluster costume hiding behind the television set answers the question.~

Martin: Mr. Bens- The Big Bifford sold all interests in Bifford’s Sandwiches of Chicken long before the revelation of Kenny’s evil was brought to light. The company, as I understand it, began going out of business soon after Mr. Bifford sold it - the quality of sandwiches dropped. Shops began closing all over the country long before the horrible allegations against Kenny were mainstream news. 

[Plethora the Perilous]

Jul 13, 2022 11:12:56 GMT -5 Cass Baumer said:

One of the most famous former reporters in all of wrestling and current OCW roster member stands to ask a question, too. She's dressed in a sloppy, wrinkled blazer over a slick CYPH3R t-shirt and a pair of tight ripped jeans.

Cass Baumer: Cass Baumer, OCW! How are you gonna react when Veronica Strader beats your ass and takes your title on a random Massacre episode?

~The television on wheels moves a few inches to the side when the other question is asked. The man in the grape cluster costume hiding behind the television answers it.~

Martin: We are confident The Big Bifford will easily deal with any threat posed by Ms. Strader.

~The television is wheeled offstage, with the man in the grape cluster costume never fully visible to the public.~