Post by Dylan Thomas on Jun 29, 2022 7:40:08 GMT -5
As Dylan begins to slowly make his way up the 30ft ladder, he looks around at the people in the hotel garden, staring up at him, phone cameras flashing.
Dylan (inwardly): Why did I fucking do this? I’m not a high flyer.
Dylan looks around at the people once again before making his way higher up the ladder. Meanwhile back down on Terra Firma, Lissandra looks up at her husband.
Lissandra: Come on baby…. Just hit the move onto the mannequin and then we can get out of here.
As Dylan reaches the top of the ladder, he looks around. He can see people in the garden looking up at him. Slowly, but surely he manoeuvres his legs so that he stands on top of the ladder. He looks down at Lissandra who looks up at him with a sweet smile.
Dylan: Here…..we…..go!
Dylan leaps. He leaps and somersaults in mid air and comes crashing down onto the mannequin and the table.
Dylan: Hah! A 450 splash! Who knew?!
The crowd cheers the amazing spectacle and Lissandra climbs into the ring to help her husband stand. As Dylan stands up he looks around at the cheering, chanting crowd. The hotel concierge comes over as Dylan and Lissandra exit the ring.
Concierge: Mr. Thomas, that was amazing! It really was.
: It most certainly was, Dyl.
Dylan and Lissandra turn around at the sound of the familiar voice.
Dylan: Big Guy!
Lissandra: DAVID?!
Dave: The same.
Dylan and Lissandra rush over to Dave Branson and it’s hugs, high fives and handshakes all around.
Lissandra: Oh David, it’s so good to see you. What are you doing here?
Dave smiles.
Dave: Vacation, actually. Honey, C’mere.
Suddenly a very attractive dark haired woman walks over, putting her hands around Dave’s waist. She looks like Gal Gadot.
Dave: This is Simone. We met in France. Honey, this is Dylan and Lissandra Thomas. Old friends and work colleagues of mine.
Simone: Bonjour.
Dylan: Bonjour Simone.
Lissandra: So… you’re the one who has managed to tame the big man?
Simone: Excuse- moi?
Dave: Oh er….
Dave then translates what Lissandra said. Simone smiles.
Simone: Ah! Oui! Oui.
Simone giggles and the four of them walk away chatting together.
Dylan: Well…look seeing as we’re all here, why don’t we have dinner tonight?
Dave: Sure that sounds great. Meet at eight?
Dylan: Yeah. Great.
Dylan and Lissandra say goodbye to Dave and Simone and each couple go their separate ways.
Lissandra: Wow! Dave is actually seeing someone. And she’s so pretty!
Dylan smiles as the screen fades out.
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Hades and Tony. Tony and Hades….what else can I say that I haven’t already said previously? At Dystopia 24…. We face off in a triple threat Hazardous Ladder match for the OOC title. But honestly? I’ve already been through a hazard, climbing that 30ft ladder just now. Now… I know, you’re excited. Excited at the chance to face a bone-a-fied OCW Wrestler. But please, hold the applause. Until after the beating I give you. The OOC title might be seen as somewhat of a joke title, but I do take every title win seriously and if you want any hope of defeating me at Dystopia 24, you should too. I’ll see you soon.
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Word Count: 545
Dylan (inwardly): Why did I fucking do this? I’m not a high flyer.
Dylan looks around at the people once again before making his way higher up the ladder. Meanwhile back down on Terra Firma, Lissandra looks up at her husband.
Lissandra: Come on baby…. Just hit the move onto the mannequin and then we can get out of here.
As Dylan reaches the top of the ladder, he looks around. He can see people in the garden looking up at him. Slowly, but surely he manoeuvres his legs so that he stands on top of the ladder. He looks down at Lissandra who looks up at him with a sweet smile.
Dylan: Here…..we…..go!
Dylan leaps. He leaps and somersaults in mid air and comes crashing down onto the mannequin and the table.
Dylan: Hah! A 450 splash! Who knew?!
The crowd cheers the amazing spectacle and Lissandra climbs into the ring to help her husband stand. As Dylan stands up he looks around at the cheering, chanting crowd. The hotel concierge comes over as Dylan and Lissandra exit the ring.
Concierge: Mr. Thomas, that was amazing! It really was.
: It most certainly was, Dyl.Dylan and Lissandra turn around at the sound of the familiar voice.
Dylan: Big Guy!
Lissandra: DAVID?!
Dave: The same.
Dylan and Lissandra rush over to Dave Branson and it’s hugs, high fives and handshakes all around.
Lissandra: Oh David, it’s so good to see you. What are you doing here?
Dave smiles.
Dave: Vacation, actually. Honey, C’mere.
Suddenly a very attractive dark haired woman walks over, putting her hands around Dave’s waist. She looks like Gal Gadot.
Dave: This is Simone. We met in France. Honey, this is Dylan and Lissandra Thomas. Old friends and work colleagues of mine.
Simone: Bonjour.
Dylan: Bonjour Simone.
Lissandra: So… you’re the one who has managed to tame the big man?
Simone: Excuse- moi?
Dave: Oh er….
Dave then translates what Lissandra said. Simone smiles.
Simone: Ah! Oui! Oui.
Simone giggles and the four of them walk away chatting together.
Dylan: Well…look seeing as we’re all here, why don’t we have dinner tonight?
Dave: Sure that sounds great. Meet at eight?
Dylan: Yeah. Great.
Dylan and Lissandra say goodbye to Dave and Simone and each couple go their separate ways.
Lissandra: Wow! Dave is actually seeing someone. And she’s so pretty!
Dylan smiles as the screen fades out.
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Hades and Tony. Tony and Hades….what else can I say that I haven’t already said previously? At Dystopia 24…. We face off in a triple threat Hazardous Ladder match for the OOC title. But honestly? I’ve already been through a hazard, climbing that 30ft ladder just now. Now… I know, you’re excited. Excited at the chance to face a bone-a-fied OCW Wrestler. But please, hold the applause. Until after the beating I give you. The OOC title might be seen as somewhat of a joke title, but I do take every title win seriously and if you want any hope of defeating me at Dystopia 24, you should too. I’ll see you soon.
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Word Count: 545