Post by Lord Allton on Jun 28, 2022 18:13:45 GMT -5
OOC This might be the most violent one I've written so far! Enjoy!
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The Equality titles run and we cut backstage to Allton’s office where he is on the phone.
Allton: Yes? You will? Lovely, thank-you ever so much. Yes, I’ll see you soon.
Allton puts his phone down and is about to press the intercom on his desk when there is a knock at the door. He nods to Tank who goes to the door and opens it.
: Is he in?
Tank nods at the person, gesturing for them to enter.
: Lord Allton?
Allton looks up from some paperwork and sees a woman smiling down at him.
Allton: Yes? Can I help you?
: You…look like you don’t recognise me….?
Allton quickly looks to Tank and the Larossia brothers who shrug their shoulders.
Allton: N-no. Of course. I uh…
Suddenly Matsuda enters the office, seeing the woman and she beams a smile.
Matsuda: MILF-Chan! How are you?
It’s OCW Equality star The Milf. Not seen for a number of weeks.
Milf: I’m good thank-you.
Allton: The Milf! Of course! Of course. What uh, -what can I do for you?
Allton quickly flashes Matsuda a look of gratitude and she pats him on the shoulder before getting back to work herself.
Milf: Well Sir…. As you know I haven’t been around for a few weeks.
Allton leans on his elbows, pyramiding his hands, listening intently giving a slight nod.
Milf: I was wondering if you had anything for me match-wise?
Lord Allton leans back with a smile, looking at his schedule for the evening.
Allton: Well Miss… um…. Milf? The schedule for tonight is fully booked. However I’ll give you a solid. Starting NEXT week, on Episode 14 of Tuesday Night Equality…. Everyone will witness the return of The Milf! So for tonight, relax…mingle…watch the show. Enjoy yourself! And… welcome home.
The Milf and Allton shake hands and then the Milf leaves the office with a smile. Tank smiles and nods at her and closes the door as the camera fades out and onto Lissandra Thomas’s smiling face.
Lissandra: Good evening, fans! Welcome to episode THIRTEEN of Tuesday Night Equality. As always I am Lissandra Thomas bringing you the awesome OCW Tuesday Night Equality action that you all know and love…. Our main event for the evening is a weapons filled cage match pitting Carmen against Sara L.U. Thompson. This match is filled with pure hatred and rage after Carmen attempted to put Sara on the shelf indefinitely with a brainbuster into the turnbuckle. It’s gonna be brutal, fans. Be sure not to miss it!
Before that however, Vicky Stone faces off with Unique Blossom and CJ O’Donnell faces the Dirtbag Kid - something that I’m sure neither man is looking forward to for wildly different reasons. But kicking us off, we’ve got the return of Mike Zybala’s doppleganger - ZyBALDa as he faces Marta Grimes and Matsuda in a handicap match.
But before ANY of that, how about what we’ve just seen? Next week…we have the return of The Milf! We haven’t seen her since before Equality switched to Tuesday Nights! Exciting times here on Equality, fans.
Lissandra smiles at the camera one more time before looking towards Belvedere.
Lissandra: Belv…. You know what Allton would say…..ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!
Belvedere nods with a smile and clears his throat.
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen…..this is your opening match for the evening! Introducing first, making his way down to the ring, this is ZybAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The OCW Faithful damn near boo the roof off the arena as a shit version of Dreamweaver hits the speakers as Zybalda shuffles his way down to the ring. Sadly, Gary Wright’s version this is not, fans. As Zybalda climbs into the ring throwing a few ‘up yours’ to the OCW Faithful, the shit version of Dreamweaver stops and When You’re Evil by Voltaire hits the speakers instead and this time, the arena roof once again nearly leaves the building but this time from cheers not boos.
Marta Grimes and Matsuda enter the arena and while Grimes keeps focused on the job at hand, Matsuda acknowledges the cheers and slaps a few hands on the way.
Belvedere: And his opponents…. Lord Allton’s Equality Security Detail…….Matsuda and Marta Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimessssssssss!!!!!!!
As soon as Belvedere mentions the name Lord Allton, the OCW Faithful let out a cheer.
Lissandra: The people love their Equality GM!
Mad, Zybalda snatches the microphone away from Belvedere as he leaves the ring.
Zybalda: Oh, oh I see. You all still love Lord Allton huh?
The OCW Faithful cheer loudly.
Zybalda: Well! I don’t. Not. One. Bit. The man is a psychopath!
Before Zybalda can continue When You’re Evil blasts out again and Allton enters through the curtain on Quinn as usual. Zybalda actually smirks when he sees Allton.
Zybalda: Well if it isn’t our ‘great and powerful’ leader! How are you, Lord Allton?
Allton: Anything you want to say about me, Zybalda you can say TO me! You’ve got grievances? Please, continue….. I like to think I’m fair in my rulings in this show…. But you don’t think so?
Zybalda: Fair?! You give your friends wins….. And genuine talent like myself and Unique Blossom are left fighting for scraps against the likes of nobodies like Vicky Stone….CJ O’Donnell and ugh….Zybala.
Allton: I’m sorry but Zybala, CJ and Vicky Stone ‘nobodies’?! What in the ever loving blue hell have you been smoking? Besides, you should be happy.
Zybalda: Huh? Why? You’ve had me kicked in the face by my doppelganger on numerous occasions and kicked by a fucking elephant multiple times AND nearly ripped in half by a goddamn bear.
Allton: You’re not Stan. You haven’t been annihilated like Stan. Yet. But by all means…keep it up, please. If that is what you so desire…. Besides the Faithful LOVE Gregory and Batbear! Don’t you?!!
The Faithful cheer.
Zybalda: And another thing….
Allton: Nope. Allton looks at his watch. I think you’ve had quite enough. ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!
Scruff rings the bell and Marta Grimes nearly decapitates Zybalda with a huge clothesline! Grimes then tags in Matsuda and Matsuda locks in a heel hook onto Zybalda! Zybalda screams in agony. He says something but Allton mockingly cups his ear.
Allton: What’s that Zybalda? I can’t hear you?
Marta Grimes pulls Zybalda near the ropes (albeit not too near) and reaches in with a microphone to Zybalda’s lips!
Zybalda: AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!! I thought you were allowing me freedom of speech.
Allton: Oh I did. And now, you’re getting your ass kicked.
Allton and the Faithful laugh and Matsuda lets go of her heel hook. She stands Zybalda up and hits him with a roundhouse kick which sends Zybalda crumpling to the mat. Matsuda then tags in Marta Grimes who storms over to the down and out Zybalda. Grimes grips Zybalda around the throat, picking him up off of the floor. She then lifts him to the sky, arms first and brings him crashing down with Marta’s Misery. Scruff slides in!
Scruff: 1…..2…..3!!
Allton then smirks at the carnage in the ring as Equality goes for a break.
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When Equality returns we see Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy backstage, complaining as usual.
Blossom: Making me face off against Vicky Stone tonight! Allton is a tyrant!
Wendy: I know, Blossom. I know. But don’t worry, all will come to a head next week. I’ve got a plan.
We then cut to Lissandra at ringside.
Lissandra: Welcome back to Equality fans. As you just saw, Unique Blossom there, nervous about facing off with Vicky Stone tonight. Let’s hope however that she gets over it rather quickly because…
‘Hollywood’ by Madonna hits the speakers and out comes Vicky Stone to a warm reception from the OCW Faithful.
Belvedere: Introducing first from Hollywood, California…weighing in at 125lbs…this is Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccky! Stoooooooooooooooooooooooone!!! And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Fuckin’ Wendy, this is Unique Blossom!!!
There are cheers from the Faithful for Vicky Stone, but these immediately switch to boos when Unique Blossom and Wendy emerge. It seems as though the Faithful are still a bit salty from last week. Unique Blossom marches down to the ring with microphone in hand.
Blossom: Vicky Stone…..I want a word with you, bitch.
Blossom immediately gets in the face of Vicky Stone. Blossom tries to talk but Stone knocks the microphone out of Blossom’s hands and smacks her in the face with a forearm! The Faithful love this as Stone Irish whips Blossom into the ropes. Blossom attempts to cross body Stone, but Stone counters Blossom’s counter with a Fall Away Slam. The OCW Faithful pop hard as Vicky Stone springs to her feet!
Lissandra: What a move there by Vicky Stone! Oh wait! Wait a minute folks…. Vicky has Blossom up to a standing position!
Blossom attempts to slap Vicky Stone a few times but Stone doubles Blossom over with a kick to the gut! She hits STONED! Blossom is out! Scruff slides in! But Fuckin’ Wendy is up on the apron distracting Scruff as the OCW Faithful boo on.
Suddenly:
The OCW Faithful suddenly scream loudly as Roxxie Gobbler sprints down and pulls Fuckin’ Wendy off of the apron and the two brawl to the back. Blossom is back up, screaming for Wendy to return to the ring. However unfortunately for her Vicky Stone is also back up and hits Unique Blossom with another STONED! This time, Vicky Stone gets the win!
Belvedere: Here is your winner….Vicky Stone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: We’ll be right back fans!
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When Equality returns Roxxie Gobbler and Fuckin’ Wendy are still brawling in the backstage area. We see Who’Re attempting to get an interview with Daisy Sunset but the brawl barrels straight through the two of them.
Who’Re: Hey! Ugh…. there was a time when I ran this damn company…Now I’m relegated to this shit show.
Daisy: Huh?
Who’Re: Huh? Nothing, Daisy. Nothing.
The brawl makes its way to the parking area where Wendy attempts to smash Roxxie’s head into a car window but Roxxie reverses at the last moment, smashing Wendy’s head into the window! She then heaves the dazed Wendy up onto the roof of the car and sends Wendy flying with the Roxy Roller from the car roof to the concrete below.
Lissandra: OH MY GOD!
Roxxie then stands on top of the car in awe of what she has done as a crowd of Equality talent and security gather round Fuckin’ Wendy who doesn’t seem to be moving. Roxxie then carefully and cautiously hops off the car, her eyes locked on what she did to Wendy. Roxxie appears shaken as Equality heads for another break.
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We come back and Roxxie Gobbler is in the office of Lord Allton explaining what happened. She is sat on a chair, with some kind of alcoholic beverage between her knees and a blanket over her shoulders. Her eyes are locked on the floor.
Roxxie: The- the brawl just got out of hand, I didn’t mean to go that far. I really didn’t.
Allton: It’s OK, Roxxie. You’ll be OK. Matsuda, would you come here please?
Matsuda: Hai.
Matsuda comes over to comfort Roxxie just as Allton’s phone begins to ring.
Allton: Yes. Yes, I know. I’ll be right there. Just cut to the next match!
We cut back to Lissandra who is also in shock and awe.
Lissandra: Fans I know we say a lot on this show that just about anything can happen on Tuesday Night Equality, but I don’t think any of us were expecting what happened before the break. With Roxxie Gobbler hitting a Roxy Roller to Fuckin’ Wendy from the top of a car!
‘What Chu Looking At?’ by Uncle Kracker echoes throughout the arena and the ‘man’ known as the Dirt Bag Kid makes his way to the ring with a mask around his neck, not helping anyone. He does multiple crotch chops but as he reaches the ring apron he is met by an Irish Knowledge from CJ O’Donnell straight to the back of the head!
Lissandra: That most certainly did not take long. Holy shit….
CJ looks down at dBk and doesn’t want to go for the pin. Scruff however says that he has to if he wants the win. CJ ponders for a few seconds and an evil grin forms over his face.
CJ: Not if I fooking knock him out I don’t, do I?
Scruff shrugs and CJ stands dBk up again and though he is quite literally out on his feet, dBk falls to the mat after another Irish Knowledge. This time to the face. It would seem as though dBk has a broken nose and CJ smiles at this.
CJ: You deserve so much more than that ya little fooking creep.
Lissandra: It’s main event time, folks! Equality will be back after this final break!
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When Equality returns Lord Allton and Marta Grimes are in the parking area watching an ambulance crew ferry Fuckin’ Wendy away. Who’Re then enters the picture, microphone in hand.
Who’Re: Lord Allton! Excuse me, Lord Allton?
Allton: Yes Miss Banks? I'm a huge fan by the way.
Who’Re: Um… it’s OCW interviewer Who’Re?
Allton: Miss Ray! My apologies, it has been a very long evening. But has anyone ever told you that you look like Elizabeth Banks?
Who’Re: Um… Not really.
Allton: Oh well…you do. Anyway, what can I do for you?
Who’Re: I was just wondering if you could give us an update on the condition of Fuckin’ Wendy, Sir?
Allton adjusts himself at the mention of such a delicate subject matter.
Allton: Miss Wendy suffered an unfortunate incident earlier tonight. Ambulance crews have just taken her away so the local hospital can check her over. I did ask Mr. Knife Man to check her out and he should be giving me a full update before the end of tonight’s show. The hospital is just a precaution - I’m sure you understand.
Who’Re: And what will happen to Roxxie Gobbler as a result of this?
Allton: Miss Gobbler assures me that it was a complete freak accident what happened tonight. Therefore Wendy should indeed be ready to compete next week. As a matter of fact, I’ve just had an excellent idea for next week’s main event! We shall have a tag team match with the team of Vicky Stone and Roxxie Gobbler vs Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy! Sounds like a money match to me.
Who’Re: But…. Sir…. What if Wendy is not ready to compete?
Allton: Thank-you Miss Ray for your time. Enjoy tonight’s main event!
Lord Allton and Marta Grimes then exit the parking area with Who’Re stares after them. She whispers under her breath.
Who’Re: Seriously, she looks really injured tonight.
The camera then cuts back to ringside where the cage is down and Carmen and Sara Thompson are already in the ring. Belvedere gets done with introductions and Carmen and Sara look at one another with so much bile and venom, it’s unbelievable.
Lissandra: Standard cage match rules apply here, folks. Pin, Submit or climb out over the side of the cage or through the cage door to win. BUT as you can see, weapons are strapped to the walls of the cage. They can be used at ANY time that these girls want to and Oh! We’re starting.
As Lissandra talks, the bell rings and Sara and Carmen both run at one another with chairs in hand! They then engage in a sword fight with chairs. Carmen attempts an attack but Sara blocks it! Sara then tries an attack of her own but Carmen blocks it. This happens a few more times before both stare at one another in a stand off. Sara throws her chair to the ground and throws her eye off the ball for one millisecond looking for another weapon! This allows Carmen to finally crack Sara in the head! The shot is heard throughout the entire arena and the chair ends up being bent in the process!
Lissandra: Holy shit! It’s like a damn gun going off!
Sara goes down but through sheer adrenaline shrugs off the chair shot like it was nothing and the two women brawl! The two smash each other into the cage, over and over and over and then look as if they’re locking up.
Lissandra: A collar and elbow here? No! Oh my god! No, Sara don’t do it! Sara Thompson is looking to gouge out the eye of Carmen here!!!!!!!
Lissandra is right because following the ‘lock up’, Sara kicks Carmen’s knee and sticks her finger right in the eye socket of Carmen! Carmen screams in agony and tries to fight out of it, managing to stand up and hit a DDT. Carmen tries wiping her eye in an attempt to get some sight back and looks around for another weapon.
Lissandra: BARBED WIRE?!! WE HAVE BARBED WIRE?!! Oh good God!
Carmen smiles a sick demented smile as she wraps the barbed wire around her forearm. She then leans her barbed wire laden forearm straight across the throat of Sara Thompson, choking her! The OCW Faithful hate what they see at such a disgusting tactic. Holes begin to appear and bleed out on the throat and neck of Sara Thompson but she doesn’t seem to care as she finally manages to raise a knee into the back of Carmen, knocking her off! Sara checks her throat but luckily she isn’t bleeding too hard.
Lissandra: Good thing that Sara isn’t bleeding too much. Carmen could have quite honestly murdered Sara with that!
The two go back to a brawl with punches and kicks. During the brawl the two start to begin to both climb the wall of the cage. They hit each others’ heads into the cage wall and thanks to Carmen’s earlier DDT Sara falls, slightly concussed. Carmen then begins to climb higher and higher. Sara shakes off this slight concussion and then starts stacking chairs. But all the while she keeps an eye on Carmen. Before she gets too high, Sara grabs the ankle of Carmen, pulling it away from the cage wall causing Carmen to lose her grip and fall back onto the ring mat.
Lissandra: Oof. What a landing! No-one landed in the stack of chairs though. That’s good.
The two women stand up in a stale-mate after this and this causes the OCW Faithful to cheer immensely.
Lissandra: This has been absolutely brutal thus far!
Slowly, standing on opposite sides of the ring the two women reach for weapons that are nearest to them on the cage walls. Carmen with a baseball bat……Sara, a sledgehammer!
Lissandra: Good god!
Carmen gulps as, like a madwoman, Sara Thompson begins swinging away at her opponent. Carmen begins to dodge each swing of the sledgehammer until she trips over the stack of chairs! On the floor, Carmen begins to beg for mercy while Sara Thompson holds the hammer above her head. Within seconds, Sara brings the hammer crashing down onto the left kneecap of Carmen! It very audibly shatters on camera and her knee is a mess!
Lissandra: Sara! Sara, no! Not like this! This is too much!
However the OCW Faithful disagree with Lissandra and cheer everything that Sara does. And they cheer even louder when she does the same to Carmen’s other knee! Sara then lets out a primal scream and heaves Carmen to her feet, throwing the hammer to the ground. But Carmen can’t stand! Her knees have been destroyed! So Sara drags her opponent into the corner and sits Carmen on the top of it, slapping her around the face for good measure.
Sara then climbs up after her, hooking her opponent into what looks to be a Superplex. However, it’s not a SuperPLEX! It’s a Super Brainbuster! And the two CRASH with a sickening thud into the stack of chairs. The two ladies are out but Sara barely manages to reach her arm across. Scruff therefore counts the pin!
As Equality goes off the air, we see various OCW talent and personnel race down to the ring to check on both ladies. Lord Allton is right amongst them.
Lissandra: Fans we’re out of time, we’ll see you next week!
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The Equality titles run and we cut backstage to Allton’s office where he is on the phone.
Allton: Yes? You will? Lovely, thank-you ever so much. Yes, I’ll see you soon.
Allton puts his phone down and is about to press the intercom on his desk when there is a knock at the door. He nods to Tank who goes to the door and opens it.
: Is he in?Tank nods at the person, gesturing for them to enter.
: Lord Allton?Allton looks up from some paperwork and sees a woman smiling down at him.
Allton: Yes? Can I help you?
: You…look like you don’t recognise me….?Allton quickly looks to Tank and the Larossia brothers who shrug their shoulders.
Allton: N-no. Of course. I uh…
Suddenly Matsuda enters the office, seeing the woman and she beams a smile.
Matsuda: MILF-Chan! How are you?
It’s OCW Equality star The Milf. Not seen for a number of weeks.
Milf: I’m good thank-you.
Allton: The Milf! Of course! Of course. What uh, -what can I do for you?
Allton quickly flashes Matsuda a look of gratitude and she pats him on the shoulder before getting back to work herself.
Milf: Well Sir…. As you know I haven’t been around for a few weeks.
Allton leans on his elbows, pyramiding his hands, listening intently giving a slight nod.
Milf: I was wondering if you had anything for me match-wise?
Lord Allton leans back with a smile, looking at his schedule for the evening.
Allton: Well Miss… um…. Milf? The schedule for tonight is fully booked. However I’ll give you a solid. Starting NEXT week, on Episode 14 of Tuesday Night Equality…. Everyone will witness the return of The Milf! So for tonight, relax…mingle…watch the show. Enjoy yourself! And… welcome home.
The Milf and Allton shake hands and then the Milf leaves the office with a smile. Tank smiles and nods at her and closes the door as the camera fades out and onto Lissandra Thomas’s smiling face.
Lissandra: Good evening, fans! Welcome to episode THIRTEEN of Tuesday Night Equality. As always I am Lissandra Thomas bringing you the awesome OCW Tuesday Night Equality action that you all know and love…. Our main event for the evening is a weapons filled cage match pitting Carmen against Sara L.U. Thompson. This match is filled with pure hatred and rage after Carmen attempted to put Sara on the shelf indefinitely with a brainbuster into the turnbuckle. It’s gonna be brutal, fans. Be sure not to miss it!
Before that however, Vicky Stone faces off with Unique Blossom and CJ O’Donnell faces the Dirtbag Kid - something that I’m sure neither man is looking forward to for wildly different reasons. But kicking us off, we’ve got the return of Mike Zybala’s doppleganger - ZyBALDa as he faces Marta Grimes and Matsuda in a handicap match.
But before ANY of that, how about what we’ve just seen? Next week…we have the return of The Milf! We haven’t seen her since before Equality switched to Tuesday Nights! Exciting times here on Equality, fans.
Lissandra smiles at the camera one more time before looking towards Belvedere.
Lissandra: Belv…. You know what Allton would say…..ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!
Belvedere nods with a smile and clears his throat.
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen…..this is your opening match for the evening! Introducing first, making his way down to the ring, this is ZybAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The OCW Faithful damn near boo the roof off the arena as a shit version of Dreamweaver hits the speakers as Zybalda shuffles his way down to the ring. Sadly, Gary Wright’s version this is not, fans. As Zybalda climbs into the ring throwing a few ‘up yours’ to the OCW Faithful, the shit version of Dreamweaver stops and When You’re Evil by Voltaire hits the speakers instead and this time, the arena roof once again nearly leaves the building but this time from cheers not boos.
Marta Grimes and Matsuda enter the arena and while Grimes keeps focused on the job at hand, Matsuda acknowledges the cheers and slaps a few hands on the way.
Belvedere: And his opponents…. Lord Allton’s Equality Security Detail…….Matsuda and Marta Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimessssssssss!!!!!!!
As soon as Belvedere mentions the name Lord Allton, the OCW Faithful let out a cheer.
Lissandra: The people love their Equality GM!
Mad, Zybalda snatches the microphone away from Belvedere as he leaves the ring.
Zybalda: Oh, oh I see. You all still love Lord Allton huh?
The OCW Faithful cheer loudly.
Zybalda: Well! I don’t. Not. One. Bit. The man is a psychopath!
Before Zybalda can continue When You’re Evil blasts out again and Allton enters through the curtain on Quinn as usual. Zybalda actually smirks when he sees Allton.
Zybalda: Well if it isn’t our ‘great and powerful’ leader! How are you, Lord Allton?
Allton: Anything you want to say about me, Zybalda you can say TO me! You’ve got grievances? Please, continue….. I like to think I’m fair in my rulings in this show…. But you don’t think so?
Zybalda: Fair?! You give your friends wins….. And genuine talent like myself and Unique Blossom are left fighting for scraps against the likes of nobodies like Vicky Stone….CJ O’Donnell and ugh….Zybala.
Allton: I’m sorry but Zybala, CJ and Vicky Stone ‘nobodies’?! What in the ever loving blue hell have you been smoking? Besides, you should be happy.
Zybalda: Huh? Why? You’ve had me kicked in the face by my doppelganger on numerous occasions and kicked by a fucking elephant multiple times AND nearly ripped in half by a goddamn bear.
Allton: You’re not Stan. You haven’t been annihilated like Stan. Yet. But by all means…keep it up, please. If that is what you so desire…. Besides the Faithful LOVE Gregory and Batbear! Don’t you?!!
The Faithful cheer.
Zybalda: And another thing….
Allton: Nope. Allton looks at his watch. I think you’ve had quite enough. ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!
Scruff rings the bell and Marta Grimes nearly decapitates Zybalda with a huge clothesline! Grimes then tags in Matsuda and Matsuda locks in a heel hook onto Zybalda! Zybalda screams in agony. He says something but Allton mockingly cups his ear.
Allton: What’s that Zybalda? I can’t hear you?
Marta Grimes pulls Zybalda near the ropes (albeit not too near) and reaches in with a microphone to Zybalda’s lips!
Zybalda: AAAAAAAArrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!! I thought you were allowing me freedom of speech.
Allton: Oh I did. And now, you’re getting your ass kicked.
Allton and the Faithful laugh and Matsuda lets go of her heel hook. She stands Zybalda up and hits him with a roundhouse kick which sends Zybalda crumpling to the mat. Matsuda then tags in Marta Grimes who storms over to the down and out Zybalda. Grimes grips Zybalda around the throat, picking him up off of the floor. She then lifts him to the sky, arms first and brings him crashing down with Marta’s Misery. Scruff slides in!
Scruff: 1…..2…..3!!
Allton then smirks at the carnage in the ring as Equality goes for a break.
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When Equality returns we see Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy backstage, complaining as usual.
Blossom: Making me face off against Vicky Stone tonight! Allton is a tyrant!
Wendy: I know, Blossom. I know. But don’t worry, all will come to a head next week. I’ve got a plan.
We then cut to Lissandra at ringside.
Lissandra: Welcome back to Equality fans. As you just saw, Unique Blossom there, nervous about facing off with Vicky Stone tonight. Let’s hope however that she gets over it rather quickly because…
‘Hollywood’ by Madonna hits the speakers and out comes Vicky Stone to a warm reception from the OCW Faithful.
Belvedere: Introducing first from Hollywood, California…weighing in at 125lbs…this is Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccky! Stoooooooooooooooooooooooone!!! And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Fuckin’ Wendy, this is Unique Blossom!!!
There are cheers from the Faithful for Vicky Stone, but these immediately switch to boos when Unique Blossom and Wendy emerge. It seems as though the Faithful are still a bit salty from last week. Unique Blossom marches down to the ring with microphone in hand.
Blossom: Vicky Stone…..I want a word with you, bitch.
Blossom immediately gets in the face of Vicky Stone. Blossom tries to talk but Stone knocks the microphone out of Blossom’s hands and smacks her in the face with a forearm! The Faithful love this as Stone Irish whips Blossom into the ropes. Blossom attempts to cross body Stone, but Stone counters Blossom’s counter with a Fall Away Slam. The OCW Faithful pop hard as Vicky Stone springs to her feet!
Lissandra: What a move there by Vicky Stone! Oh wait! Wait a minute folks…. Vicky has Blossom up to a standing position!
Blossom attempts to slap Vicky Stone a few times but Stone doubles Blossom over with a kick to the gut! She hits STONED! Blossom is out! Scruff slides in! But Fuckin’ Wendy is up on the apron distracting Scruff as the OCW Faithful boo on.
Suddenly:
The OCW Faithful suddenly scream loudly as Roxxie Gobbler sprints down and pulls Fuckin’ Wendy off of the apron and the two brawl to the back. Blossom is back up, screaming for Wendy to return to the ring. However unfortunately for her Vicky Stone is also back up and hits Unique Blossom with another STONED! This time, Vicky Stone gets the win!
Belvedere: Here is your winner….Vicky Stone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lissandra: We’ll be right back fans!
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When Equality returns Roxxie Gobbler and Fuckin’ Wendy are still brawling in the backstage area. We see Who’Re attempting to get an interview with Daisy Sunset but the brawl barrels straight through the two of them.
Who’Re: Hey! Ugh…. there was a time when I ran this damn company…Now I’m relegated to this shit show.
Daisy: Huh?
Who’Re: Huh? Nothing, Daisy. Nothing.
The brawl makes its way to the parking area where Wendy attempts to smash Roxxie’s head into a car window but Roxxie reverses at the last moment, smashing Wendy’s head into the window! She then heaves the dazed Wendy up onto the roof of the car and sends Wendy flying with the Roxy Roller from the car roof to the concrete below.
Lissandra: OH MY GOD!
Roxxie then stands on top of the car in awe of what she has done as a crowd of Equality talent and security gather round Fuckin’ Wendy who doesn’t seem to be moving. Roxxie then carefully and cautiously hops off the car, her eyes locked on what she did to Wendy. Roxxie appears shaken as Equality heads for another break.
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We come back and Roxxie Gobbler is in the office of Lord Allton explaining what happened. She is sat on a chair, with some kind of alcoholic beverage between her knees and a blanket over her shoulders. Her eyes are locked on the floor.
Roxxie: The- the brawl just got out of hand, I didn’t mean to go that far. I really didn’t.
Allton: It’s OK, Roxxie. You’ll be OK. Matsuda, would you come here please?
Matsuda: Hai.
Matsuda comes over to comfort Roxxie just as Allton’s phone begins to ring.
Allton: Yes. Yes, I know. I’ll be right there. Just cut to the next match!
We cut back to Lissandra who is also in shock and awe.
Lissandra: Fans I know we say a lot on this show that just about anything can happen on Tuesday Night Equality, but I don’t think any of us were expecting what happened before the break. With Roxxie Gobbler hitting a Roxy Roller to Fuckin’ Wendy from the top of a car!
‘What Chu Looking At?’ by Uncle Kracker echoes throughout the arena and the ‘man’ known as the Dirt Bag Kid makes his way to the ring with a mask around his neck, not helping anyone. He does multiple crotch chops but as he reaches the ring apron he is met by an Irish Knowledge from CJ O’Donnell straight to the back of the head!
Lissandra: That most certainly did not take long. Holy shit….
CJ looks down at dBk and doesn’t want to go for the pin. Scruff however says that he has to if he wants the win. CJ ponders for a few seconds and an evil grin forms over his face.
CJ: Not if I fooking knock him out I don’t, do I?
Scruff shrugs and CJ stands dBk up again and though he is quite literally out on his feet, dBk falls to the mat after another Irish Knowledge. This time to the face. It would seem as though dBk has a broken nose and CJ smiles at this.
CJ: You deserve so much more than that ya little fooking creep.
Lissandra: It’s main event time, folks! Equality will be back after this final break!
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When Equality returns Lord Allton and Marta Grimes are in the parking area watching an ambulance crew ferry Fuckin’ Wendy away. Who’Re then enters the picture, microphone in hand.
Who’Re: Lord Allton! Excuse me, Lord Allton?
Allton: Yes Miss Banks? I'm a huge fan by the way.
Who’Re: Um… it’s OCW interviewer Who’Re?
Allton: Miss Ray! My apologies, it has been a very long evening. But has anyone ever told you that you look like Elizabeth Banks?
Who’Re: Um… Not really.
Allton: Oh well…you do. Anyway, what can I do for you?
Who’Re: I was just wondering if you could give us an update on the condition of Fuckin’ Wendy, Sir?
Allton adjusts himself at the mention of such a delicate subject matter.
Allton: Miss Wendy suffered an unfortunate incident earlier tonight. Ambulance crews have just taken her away so the local hospital can check her over. I did ask Mr. Knife Man to check her out and he should be giving me a full update before the end of tonight’s show. The hospital is just a precaution - I’m sure you understand.
Who’Re: And what will happen to Roxxie Gobbler as a result of this?
Allton: Miss Gobbler assures me that it was a complete freak accident what happened tonight. Therefore Wendy should indeed be ready to compete next week. As a matter of fact, I’ve just had an excellent idea for next week’s main event! We shall have a tag team match with the team of Vicky Stone and Roxxie Gobbler vs Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy! Sounds like a money match to me.
Who’Re: But…. Sir…. What if Wendy is not ready to compete?
Allton: Thank-you Miss Ray for your time. Enjoy tonight’s main event!
Lord Allton and Marta Grimes then exit the parking area with Who’Re stares after them. She whispers under her breath.
Who’Re: Seriously, she looks really injured tonight.
The camera then cuts back to ringside where the cage is down and Carmen and Sara Thompson are already in the ring. Belvedere gets done with introductions and Carmen and Sara look at one another with so much bile and venom, it’s unbelievable.
Lissandra: Standard cage match rules apply here, folks. Pin, Submit or climb out over the side of the cage or through the cage door to win. BUT as you can see, weapons are strapped to the walls of the cage. They can be used at ANY time that these girls want to and Oh! We’re starting.
As Lissandra talks, the bell rings and Sara and Carmen both run at one another with chairs in hand! They then engage in a sword fight with chairs. Carmen attempts an attack but Sara blocks it! Sara then tries an attack of her own but Carmen blocks it. This happens a few more times before both stare at one another in a stand off. Sara throws her chair to the ground and throws her eye off the ball for one millisecond looking for another weapon! This allows Carmen to finally crack Sara in the head! The shot is heard throughout the entire arena and the chair ends up being bent in the process!
Lissandra: Holy shit! It’s like a damn gun going off!
Sara goes down but through sheer adrenaline shrugs off the chair shot like it was nothing and the two women brawl! The two smash each other into the cage, over and over and over and then look as if they’re locking up.
Lissandra: A collar and elbow here? No! Oh my god! No, Sara don’t do it! Sara Thompson is looking to gouge out the eye of Carmen here!!!!!!!
Lissandra is right because following the ‘lock up’, Sara kicks Carmen’s knee and sticks her finger right in the eye socket of Carmen! Carmen screams in agony and tries to fight out of it, managing to stand up and hit a DDT. Carmen tries wiping her eye in an attempt to get some sight back and looks around for another weapon.
Lissandra: BARBED WIRE?!! WE HAVE BARBED WIRE?!! Oh good God!
Carmen smiles a sick demented smile as she wraps the barbed wire around her forearm. She then leans her barbed wire laden forearm straight across the throat of Sara Thompson, choking her! The OCW Faithful hate what they see at such a disgusting tactic. Holes begin to appear and bleed out on the throat and neck of Sara Thompson but she doesn’t seem to care as she finally manages to raise a knee into the back of Carmen, knocking her off! Sara checks her throat but luckily she isn’t bleeding too hard.
Lissandra: Good thing that Sara isn’t bleeding too much. Carmen could have quite honestly murdered Sara with that!
The two go back to a brawl with punches and kicks. During the brawl the two start to begin to both climb the wall of the cage. They hit each others’ heads into the cage wall and thanks to Carmen’s earlier DDT Sara falls, slightly concussed. Carmen then begins to climb higher and higher. Sara shakes off this slight concussion and then starts stacking chairs. But all the while she keeps an eye on Carmen. Before she gets too high, Sara grabs the ankle of Carmen, pulling it away from the cage wall causing Carmen to lose her grip and fall back onto the ring mat.
Lissandra: Oof. What a landing! No-one landed in the stack of chairs though. That’s good.
The two women stand up in a stale-mate after this and this causes the OCW Faithful to cheer immensely.
Lissandra: This has been absolutely brutal thus far!
Slowly, standing on opposite sides of the ring the two women reach for weapons that are nearest to them on the cage walls. Carmen with a baseball bat……Sara, a sledgehammer!
Lissandra: Good god!
Carmen gulps as, like a madwoman, Sara Thompson begins swinging away at her opponent. Carmen begins to dodge each swing of the sledgehammer until she trips over the stack of chairs! On the floor, Carmen begins to beg for mercy while Sara Thompson holds the hammer above her head. Within seconds, Sara brings the hammer crashing down onto the left kneecap of Carmen! It very audibly shatters on camera and her knee is a mess!
Lissandra: Sara! Sara, no! Not like this! This is too much!
However the OCW Faithful disagree with Lissandra and cheer everything that Sara does. And they cheer even louder when she does the same to Carmen’s other knee! Sara then lets out a primal scream and heaves Carmen to her feet, throwing the hammer to the ground. But Carmen can’t stand! Her knees have been destroyed! So Sara drags her opponent into the corner and sits Carmen on the top of it, slapping her around the face for good measure.
Sara then climbs up after her, hooking her opponent into what looks to be a Superplex. However, it’s not a SuperPLEX! It’s a Super Brainbuster! And the two CRASH with a sickening thud into the stack of chairs. The two ladies are out but Sara barely manages to reach her arm across. Scruff therefore counts the pin!
As Equality goes off the air, we see various OCW talent and personnel race down to the ring to check on both ladies. Lord Allton is right amongst them.
Lissandra: Fans we’re out of time, we’ll see you next week!
