Post by Lord Allton on Jun 21, 2022 16:26:54 GMT -5
The show opens up in the parking lot of the arena. We see fans parking their vehicles and filing into the building. Our cameras focus on one particular mustang that's recklessly driving in the lot. It nearly hits a few people as it peels its way into a handicapped parking spot. The car shuts off and out steps a douchebag. You know the type, expensive clothes, stupid sunglasses, bad haircut that they think looks good. People are booing him as he starts walking to the arena, clearly not needing the parking spot. The jackass is stopped in his tracks by Lord Allton and Mike Zybala, both in their wheelchairs, blocking his path.
Allton: The fuck do you think you’re going?
Allton nods his head and the douche is about to side step them, but the sound of glass breaking makes him turn around. He sees Vincenzo, Frankie, and Tank smashing his mustang with baseball bats to the cheer of the fans in the parking lot. Lord Allton cannot help but let out a smirk as well.
The douche is about to start (stupidly) yelling at The Family, and as the three of them stare him down and Vincenzo yells some we assume Italian obscenities at him (Oh, who are we kidding? It’s Vinnie, of course they’re obscenities), Zybala stands up on his good leg and locks a sleeper on the douche, dragging him to the ground! As Zybala chokes the asshole out, Allton gives him a L.A.G. Punch.
Allton: I know this is Equality, but disabled/handicap spaces for the able-bodied do not count, Sir.
Lord Allton then calls over some backstage crew to remove the douchebag, before checking the time on his phone. He then looks into the camera with a wink.
Lord Allton: Roll those titles!
The camera pans over the Equality arena and the OCW Faithful are losing their shit!
Lissandra: Welcome everyone to the long awaited Episode 12 of Tuesday Night Equality, I’m Lissandra as always. The question is, have you missed us?! We hope so!! We had to cancel Tuesday Night Equality for personal reasons for Lord Allton, but now we’re back! And of course we here at Equality are dedicated to bringing you that usual OCW action that we are known for.
When You’re Evil by Voltaire hits the speakers! The OCW Faithful continue to lose their shit. It’s almost like they’ve been having Equality withdrawals. It’s been three weeks people, c’mon.
Lissandra: …..And speaking of Lord Allton.
The familiar, long awaited rev of Quinn echoes throughout the arena and out pops Lord Allton to a thunderous ovation from the curtain! Out next is Mike Zybala and behind them, is Lord Allton’s Family - Tank and Vincenzo and Frankie Larossia, the three of them still carrying their baseball bats from earlier on in the evening. Lord Allton, Mike Zybala and the Family then stay on the stage, soaking in the cheers and adulation.
Lord Allton: Helllllllllllllllloooooooooo OCW FAITHFUL!
The OCW Faithful cheer immensely! Lord Allton looks at Zybala who shakes his head. Lord Allton agrees with his friend.
Lord Allton: Nope. No, I’m sorry. That was nowhere NEAR loud enough. Helloooooooooooo OCW Faithful!
The Faithful cheer even louder and this time the Family and Mike Zybala nod approvingly.
Allton: That’s better. Did you miss us? Because it sure sounds like it! Haha….
The Faithful cheer again and Allton cannot help but look a little smug.
Allton: Well that’s good to know. It’s good to know that the OCW Faithful -
Zybala: - And Outsiders Yardies!
Allton: ……And Outsiders Yardies - also loves Equality. Because we work our asses off for all of you. Now, to business. First of all, a quick apology for not hosting Equality for the past few weeks. I’ve had some personal shit to deal with that unfortunately could not be avoided. Now secondly, now that we are back in the States, I can finally get back to finding out who attacked Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy.
The Faithful let out a small cheer.
Allton: Aha! You thought I’d forgotten that, huh?
: Well you did forget something!
Allton, Zybala and the Family turn around towards the curtain when Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy enter through with sour looks on their faces.
Blossom: You forgot US! We didn’t even make it to Jee-jee….jee….
Allton: Djibouti?
Blossom: Yeah! You left us behind! You bastard!
The Faithful boo at Blossom and Wendy and they look round at the Faithful, annoyed at them too.
Blossom: And you can shut the fuck up too! Where was our petition to get us to Jee….jee….
Allton: Again, Djibouti. You know what Blossom? Just say Africa.
Blossom: Why would I?
Allton: Djibouti is in Africa.
Blossom: Whatever. You know, Wendy set up a GOFUNDME page to get us to -Africa - and Wendy, did anybody contribute to our page?
Wendy: No. No they didn’t.
Blossom: No, so you lot can go and screw yourselves as well.
Allton: Aaaaaand let me just stop you right there. I am sorry we left you behind in the States while the rest of us ended up in NotStralia Allton winks to the camera and in extension Djibouti, Africa. That’s on me as GM of Equality but what makes you think that these good people should use their hard earned money to pay for your plane tickets?
Blossom: We’re stars of OCW Equality! They should be worshipping the ground that we walk on - something that you can’t do and neither can Zybala right now either. Hey Zybala? FUCK YOUR SUPERKICKS.
The Faithful boo and Zybala begins to shout at Blossom and Wendy but Allton pats his friend on his shoulder.
Allton: Disability jokes? Handicap jokes? Really?!
Allton smiles.
Allton: Yeah, I can’t walk. Never have without help. What’s your point? If that was your attempt at trying to piss me off, I’ve heard FAR BETTER attempts in my life from people a lot better than you. But….you know who can walk? These three ladies.
Suddenly the curtain flies open and Roxxie Gobbler, Marta Grimes and Matsuda step out. Roxxie walks over to Allton and puts her arm around him with a kiss on the cheek. She then walks over to Blossom and slaps her hard around the face. Marta Grimes then boots Blossom HARD in the face and she crumples to the floor while Matsuda delivers a roundhouse kick to Fuckin’ Wendy - much to the delight of the OCW Faithful. Allton rolls over to Blossom staring down at her and Wendy on the floor.
Allton: Now…. ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!
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Lissandra: Lord Allton is back, there, in fine form. Now… Tonight we have four matches for your viewing pleasure. Kicking us off is Carmen vs Daisy Sunset, before we have tag team action between Double Trouble and the Viagra Boys. Then Vicky Stone goes one on one with Gilbert who managed to save his job on Massacre yesterday. Finally our Main Event is billed as a Punish Stan match. Where Stan faces off against….Oh dear. The Distinguished CJ O’Donnell. We’ll be back right after this!
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Belvedere clears his throat and the Faithful cheer.
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen! This is your first match of the evening. Already in the ring, Daisy Sunset.
Sunset waves, receiving a warm reception from the Faithful.
Belvedere: ….And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Tuff N’ Nuff….. This is Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
The crowd boos as Carmen makes her way down the ramp with Tuff N’ Nuff in tow. Carmen climbs in and the match is underway! Sunset attempts a lock up but Carmen has none of it, immediately kicking Sunset in the gut and she sets her up for a brainbuster! She then begins to walk over to a corner, still with Daisy hoisted. Suddenly though some music blasts from the speakers and a fully healed SARA THOMPSON flies into the ring, immediately attacking Carmen. The ref rings the bell!
Belvedere: Here is your winner, by Disqualification………..CARMEN!!!
Lissandra: It’s Sara Thompson! Sara was shelved for a few weeks after Carmen hit that Brainbuster on her! She looks great!
Carmen and Thompson are blasting each other with punches and kicks while Daisy looks like a deer in the headlights really not sure what to do!
Lissandra: Get out of there Daisy!
Finally Daisy escapes while Carmen and Sara Thompson are rolling around the ring in a huge brawl. Eventually OCW security come flying down the ramp and end up separating the two. The Faithful boo as the two ladies are separated, breaking out in a LET THEM FIGHT! Chant.
The security separate Carmen and Sara into separate corners and both appear to somewhat calm down (although they still shout at each other). But then Sara fights through her security team and hits a Superman type punch on Carmen! The brawl is back on! The two fight again but the security once again try to separate the two, to no avail! When You’re Evil suddenly hits the speakers and Lord Allton races down to the ring on Quinn, microphone in hand…..
Allton: ALRIGHT, STOP THIS…STOP IT!
The Faithful boo as the two women ignore Allton. Bad move by both parties. You don’t ignore Lord Allton.
Allton: I SAID STOP IT DAMNIT! RIGHT NOW!!!!
Finally the two women calm down to listen and stare at Allton. They both then attempt to protest.
Allton: SHUT UP! Sara…it’s good to see that you’re fully healed but you’ve interrupted one of my scheduled matches for our return show. But Carmen, Sara would not have had to interfere, if you didn’t put her on the shelf a few weeks ago! So…you wanna kill each other? Fine. So be it. Next week’s main event, Carmen vs Sara Thompson. Weapon Cage Match!
Allton continues to look at both with eyes of steel.
Allton: I trust this will enable you to get this out of your system?
Both ladies nod.
Allton: Good. Now get out of my ring.
Allton points to the back and Carmen and Sara head backstage as we head to another break.
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When we come back Carmen gets back to the locker room of Jade Spritz just as she is once again berating the Viagra Boys.
Spritz: And if you two don’t beat Double Trouble tonight, there will be hell to pay!
Viagra#1: Well you failed to beat Roxxie Gobbler!
Spritz out of nowhere grabs him under the chin in a rage.
Spritz: And whose fault was that huh? Where were you?
Carmen: Getting their asses handed to them by CJ O’Donnell. Get the fuck out of here, you two.
Spritz: Hmph. Ah Carmen! How are you?
Carmen: Considering I’ve now got a weapons filled cage match next week, yeah not great.
The screen fades out and we head back to ringside. The girls of Double Trouble are already in the ring as the Viagra Boys make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction. Belvedere gets the introductions out of the way as Scruff rings the bell. The two teams meet in the middle of the ring and the girls of Double Trouble start talking to the Viagra boys who both reach into their trunks and pull out something. Double Trouble look disgusted and they slap the Viagras around the faces before hitting them both with Stereo DDTs. They cover. 1……2…..3!!!!
Belvedere: Here are your winners…..Double Trouble.
Double Trouble stand up and leave the ring. The camera cuts back to inside the ring where the Viagra Boys look mighty pleased with themselves.
Lissandra: What the…? The Viagra Boys lost but they look exceedingly happy. Why?
One of the Viagras turns to his brother and says ‘that was a great cover ese. Those girls are hot!’
Lissandra: Oh. EWwwwww. Goddamn it. Let’s move on. Up next is Vicky Stone vs Gilbert! But I’m told that Gilbert has something to say.
Sexy Boy hits the speakers (the Gilbert remix) and Gilbert makes his way through the curtain to……a um, well, lets call it lukewarm reception to be nice eh? Gilbert is wearing a pair of jeans that are far, far too big for him as every so often he has to stop and pull them up. He also wears his favourite - and seemingly unwashed Alice Knight t-shirt. Gilbert climbs into the ring - eventually, taking care to not trip through the ropes and waves at the fans.
Gilbert: Er…hi, hi it’s uh…Gilbert. As you can see…..I KEPT MY JOB! See OCW security?! I DO WORK HERE!! I AM A wrestler. I beat the Raging Skull for crying out loud. Look at him, look at him compared to me! He’s huge! And now, Allton has got me against Vicky Stone? Does Allton even watch Massacre?!
Suddenly Lord Allton pops up on the titantron staring down at Gilbert who very audibly gulps.
Allton: Oh, he watches Massacre, Gilbert. And if I were you I would start saying my name with a bit more respect. That’s ‘Lord’ Allton to you.
Gilbert: Uh…uh….yes sir! Sorry Lord Allton. Fudgies, he’s mad….
Allton: That’s better. Now, yes as I was saying, I watch Massacre, and I watched Massacre just last week when you lost last week. To the Rocket Man, Ed Houston.
Gilbert looks a bit dejected at this.
Allton: Yes Gilbert, you won a few weeks ago against someone at least five times your size - and kudos for that - but one win, and a fluke win at that, in this business does not make you a wrestling God, my boy. Now….wait there while your opponent for tonight makes her way to the ring.
The tron goes off just as Hollywood by Madonna hits the speakers! Through the curtain steps the beloved Vicky Stone. The crowd cheers for Vicky Stone as she locks eyes with Gilbert who is (hopefully figuratively) shitting himself. Vicky smiles at Gilbert but Gilbert cannot seem to smile back as he is so scared.
Lissandra: Vicky Stone coming off of an easy win against dBk on Episode 11 of Equality. Although if he hadn’t had pissed off Marta Grimes, dBk may have been awake for his match. Just saying.
Vicky climbs into the ring and does a final warm up at the ropes.
Belvedere: Introducing first, from Key West, Florida….weighing in at allegedly 127lbs….
Gilbert: It is 127….
Belvedere: This is Gilbert!
Gilbert raises his arms as the OCW Faithful somewhat cheer for him.
Belvedere: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 125lbs…..VICKY! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNE!
Gilbert mouths to Belvedere ‘oh you believe Vicky that she is 125lbs. I see how it is’ which Belvedere ignores and climbs out of the ring. Scruff once again rings the bell and we’re underway! Gilbert walks towards Stone stating how he actually defeated someone that was at least 5x bigger than the both of them. Vicky nods along pretending to be interested.
Lissandra: Look I’m all for celebrating a win and all, but Gilbert is really milking this win. I understand that it was his first win, but let’s be frank here for a moment, people…..Gilbert was NEVER supposed to win! That’s not me being mean or anything, I mean I like Gilbert. Not all that much but I do like him, so kudos…. But it’s not as if he won the OCW championship is it?
Vicky Stone has had enough of the chin wagging though and proceeds to whack Gilbert in the face with a forearm - much to the crowd’s delight. Gilbert stumbles back towards the rope but his shoelace is untied, sending him stumbling a lot further than he meant to - out of the ring! Vicky Stone shakes her head and follows Gilbert to the outside, smashing his face into the guardrail.
Vicky then bullrushes Gilbert into the ring apron before she Irish whips him to the guardrail on the opposite side. Vicky then hears Scruff get up to a count of seven so she rolls into the ring and back out to break the count. Back outside the ring Vicky mounts Gilbert - not like that! -and punches him in the face numerous times. Vicky punches Gilbert so hard that his glasses break!
Gilbert: Oh, no! My glasses! I can’t see without them!
Vicky: You can’t?
Gilbert: No, you meanie! Ohhh! Now my mom has to buy me some new ones! Thanks Vicky.
Vicky Stone smiles a half smile.
Vicky: I better make this quick for you then.
Vicky Stone then helps Gilbert stand, rolling him into the ring. Vicky slides under the bottom rope into the ring and springs to her feet. In front of her, Gilbert is flailing wild haymakers in an attempt to make contact with Stone. Vicky however merely taps him on the shoulder. Gilbert turns around and Vicky doubles him over with a kick to the midsection! And STONED!! Scruff slides in. 1….2….3!!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner: Vicky Stone!!!!!!!
Lissandra: Coming up after our final break, fans it’s ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell vs Stan. We’ll be back after this!
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When we come back, we see Stan heading towards Lord Allton’s office. He knocks on the door but instead of anyone of Allton’s entourage, or Allton himself answering the door, CJ O’Donnell does the honours!
CJ: Boo!
Stan: Argh!
CJ: You weren’t running out on our fooking match, were you Stanny boy?
Before Stan can answer, CJ smacks Stan in the mouth and leads him away towards the ring. A few seconds go by and Lord Allton looks on after the carnage with a smile. He whispers under his breath ‘Good luck Staniel’ and the office door shuts while the camera cuts back to the entrance way where Stan and CJ now are. CJ has Stan in a cravate headlock and proceeds to knee him four times.
Lissandra: Vicious assault that we’ve come to know from CJ here….
CJ then follows these knees up with multiple punches to the ribs before finishing things off with a straight up roundhouse kick! Stan falls down onto the entrance way and CJ drags his lifeless carcass to the ring where Scruff rings the bell to officially begin this match.
Lissandra: I forgot that we hadn’t actually begun the match yet! But looking at Stan, I’m fairly certain CJ could end it here and Stan would be done.
CJ however has other ideas as he forces Stan to stand and whips him into the ropes, taking him down with a vicious calf kick. Stan crumples to the mat! If this were a videogame, Stan’s body would not only be in the red, but flashing red at this point. CJ however doesn’t care and forces his opponent to stand once more and then takes him down with a horrible looking Irish Knowledge!!!!!!
Scruff: 1…….2…….3!!!!!!!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner: ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We cut backstage to Allton’s office where he is seen celebrating.
Allton: I don’t think Stan will be a problem anymore!
As the camera fades from the office, we hear Lissandra one final time.
Lissandra: That’s all the time we have for this week fans, we’ll see you next week! And remember: Don’t miss OCW Reformation this Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allton: The fuck do you think you’re going?
Allton nods his head and the douche is about to side step them, but the sound of glass breaking makes him turn around. He sees Vincenzo, Frankie, and Tank smashing his mustang with baseball bats to the cheer of the fans in the parking lot. Lord Allton cannot help but let out a smirk as well.
The douche is about to start (stupidly) yelling at The Family, and as the three of them stare him down and Vincenzo yells some we assume Italian obscenities at him (Oh, who are we kidding? It’s Vinnie, of course they’re obscenities), Zybala stands up on his good leg and locks a sleeper on the douche, dragging him to the ground! As Zybala chokes the asshole out, Allton gives him a L.A.G. Punch.
Allton: I know this is Equality, but disabled/handicap spaces for the able-bodied do not count, Sir.
Lord Allton then calls over some backstage crew to remove the douchebag, before checking the time on his phone. He then looks into the camera with a wink.
Lord Allton: Roll those titles!
The camera pans over the Equality arena and the OCW Faithful are losing their shit!
Lissandra: Welcome everyone to the long awaited Episode 12 of Tuesday Night Equality, I’m Lissandra as always. The question is, have you missed us?! We hope so!! We had to cancel Tuesday Night Equality for personal reasons for Lord Allton, but now we’re back! And of course we here at Equality are dedicated to bringing you that usual OCW action that we are known for.
When You’re Evil by Voltaire hits the speakers! The OCW Faithful continue to lose their shit. It’s almost like they’ve been having Equality withdrawals. It’s been three weeks people, c’mon.
Lissandra: …..And speaking of Lord Allton.
The familiar, long awaited rev of Quinn echoes throughout the arena and out pops Lord Allton to a thunderous ovation from the curtain! Out next is Mike Zybala and behind them, is Lord Allton’s Family - Tank and Vincenzo and Frankie Larossia, the three of them still carrying their baseball bats from earlier on in the evening. Lord Allton, Mike Zybala and the Family then stay on the stage, soaking in the cheers and adulation.
Lord Allton: Helllllllllllllllloooooooooo OCW FAITHFUL!
The OCW Faithful cheer immensely! Lord Allton looks at Zybala who shakes his head. Lord Allton agrees with his friend.
Lord Allton: Nope. No, I’m sorry. That was nowhere NEAR loud enough. Helloooooooooooo OCW Faithful!
The Faithful cheer even louder and this time the Family and Mike Zybala nod approvingly.
Allton: That’s better. Did you miss us? Because it sure sounds like it! Haha….
The Faithful cheer again and Allton cannot help but look a little smug.
Allton: Well that’s good to know. It’s good to know that the OCW Faithful -
Zybala: - And Outsiders Yardies!
Allton: ……And Outsiders Yardies - also loves Equality. Because we work our asses off for all of you. Now, to business. First of all, a quick apology for not hosting Equality for the past few weeks. I’ve had some personal shit to deal with that unfortunately could not be avoided. Now secondly, now that we are back in the States, I can finally get back to finding out who attacked Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy.
The Faithful let out a small cheer.
Allton: Aha! You thought I’d forgotten that, huh?
: Well you did forget something!Allton, Zybala and the Family turn around towards the curtain when Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy enter through with sour looks on their faces.
Blossom: You forgot US! We didn’t even make it to Jee-jee….jee….
Allton: Djibouti?
Blossom: Yeah! You left us behind! You bastard!
The Faithful boo at Blossom and Wendy and they look round at the Faithful, annoyed at them too.
Blossom: And you can shut the fuck up too! Where was our petition to get us to Jee….jee….
Allton: Again, Djibouti. You know what Blossom? Just say Africa.
Blossom: Why would I?
Allton: Djibouti is in Africa.
Blossom: Whatever. You know, Wendy set up a GOFUNDME page to get us to -Africa - and Wendy, did anybody contribute to our page?
Wendy: No. No they didn’t.
Blossom: No, so you lot can go and screw yourselves as well.
Allton: Aaaaaand let me just stop you right there. I am sorry we left you behind in the States while the rest of us ended up in NotStralia Allton winks to the camera and in extension Djibouti, Africa. That’s on me as GM of Equality but what makes you think that these good people should use their hard earned money to pay for your plane tickets?
Blossom: We’re stars of OCW Equality! They should be worshipping the ground that we walk on - something that you can’t do and neither can Zybala right now either. Hey Zybala? FUCK YOUR SUPERKICKS.
The Faithful boo and Zybala begins to shout at Blossom and Wendy but Allton pats his friend on his shoulder.
Allton: Disability jokes? Handicap jokes? Really?!
Allton smiles.
Allton: Yeah, I can’t walk. Never have without help. What’s your point? If that was your attempt at trying to piss me off, I’ve heard FAR BETTER attempts in my life from people a lot better than you. But….you know who can walk? These three ladies.
Suddenly the curtain flies open and Roxxie Gobbler, Marta Grimes and Matsuda step out. Roxxie walks over to Allton and puts her arm around him with a kiss on the cheek. She then walks over to Blossom and slaps her hard around the face. Marta Grimes then boots Blossom HARD in the face and she crumples to the floor while Matsuda delivers a roundhouse kick to Fuckin’ Wendy - much to the delight of the OCW Faithful. Allton rolls over to Blossom staring down at her and Wendy on the floor.
Allton: Now…. ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!
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Lissandra: Lord Allton is back, there, in fine form. Now… Tonight we have four matches for your viewing pleasure. Kicking us off is Carmen vs Daisy Sunset, before we have tag team action between Double Trouble and the Viagra Boys. Then Vicky Stone goes one on one with Gilbert who managed to save his job on Massacre yesterday. Finally our Main Event is billed as a Punish Stan match. Where Stan faces off against….Oh dear. The Distinguished CJ O’Donnell. We’ll be back right after this!
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Belvedere clears his throat and the Faithful cheer.
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen! This is your first match of the evening. Already in the ring, Daisy Sunset.
Sunset waves, receiving a warm reception from the Faithful.
Belvedere: ….And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Tuff N’ Nuff….. This is Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
The crowd boos as Carmen makes her way down the ramp with Tuff N’ Nuff in tow. Carmen climbs in and the match is underway! Sunset attempts a lock up but Carmen has none of it, immediately kicking Sunset in the gut and she sets her up for a brainbuster! She then begins to walk over to a corner, still with Daisy hoisted. Suddenly though some music blasts from the speakers and a fully healed SARA THOMPSON flies into the ring, immediately attacking Carmen. The ref rings the bell!
Belvedere: Here is your winner, by Disqualification………..CARMEN!!!
Lissandra: It’s Sara Thompson! Sara was shelved for a few weeks after Carmen hit that Brainbuster on her! She looks great!
Carmen and Thompson are blasting each other with punches and kicks while Daisy looks like a deer in the headlights really not sure what to do!
Lissandra: Get out of there Daisy!
Finally Daisy escapes while Carmen and Sara Thompson are rolling around the ring in a huge brawl. Eventually OCW security come flying down the ramp and end up separating the two. The Faithful boo as the two ladies are separated, breaking out in a LET THEM FIGHT! Chant.
The security separate Carmen and Sara into separate corners and both appear to somewhat calm down (although they still shout at each other). But then Sara fights through her security team and hits a Superman type punch on Carmen! The brawl is back on! The two fight again but the security once again try to separate the two, to no avail! When You’re Evil suddenly hits the speakers and Lord Allton races down to the ring on Quinn, microphone in hand…..
Allton: ALRIGHT, STOP THIS…STOP IT!
The Faithful boo as the two women ignore Allton. Bad move by both parties. You don’t ignore Lord Allton.
Allton: I SAID STOP IT DAMNIT! RIGHT NOW!!!!
Finally the two women calm down to listen and stare at Allton. They both then attempt to protest.
Allton: SHUT UP! Sara…it’s good to see that you’re fully healed but you’ve interrupted one of my scheduled matches for our return show. But Carmen, Sara would not have had to interfere, if you didn’t put her on the shelf a few weeks ago! So…you wanna kill each other? Fine. So be it. Next week’s main event, Carmen vs Sara Thompson. Weapon Cage Match!
Allton continues to look at both with eyes of steel.
Allton: I trust this will enable you to get this out of your system?
Both ladies nod.
Allton: Good. Now get out of my ring.
Allton points to the back and Carmen and Sara head backstage as we head to another break.
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When we come back Carmen gets back to the locker room of Jade Spritz just as she is once again berating the Viagra Boys.
Spritz: And if you two don’t beat Double Trouble tonight, there will be hell to pay!
Viagra#1: Well you failed to beat Roxxie Gobbler!
Spritz out of nowhere grabs him under the chin in a rage.
Spritz: And whose fault was that huh? Where were you?
Carmen: Getting their asses handed to them by CJ O’Donnell. Get the fuck out of here, you two.
Spritz: Hmph. Ah Carmen! How are you?
Carmen: Considering I’ve now got a weapons filled cage match next week, yeah not great.
The screen fades out and we head back to ringside. The girls of Double Trouble are already in the ring as the Viagra Boys make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction. Belvedere gets the introductions out of the way as Scruff rings the bell. The two teams meet in the middle of the ring and the girls of Double Trouble start talking to the Viagra boys who both reach into their trunks and pull out something. Double Trouble look disgusted and they slap the Viagras around the faces before hitting them both with Stereo DDTs. They cover. 1……2…..3!!!!
Belvedere: Here are your winners…..Double Trouble.
Double Trouble stand up and leave the ring. The camera cuts back to inside the ring where the Viagra Boys look mighty pleased with themselves.
Lissandra: What the…? The Viagra Boys lost but they look exceedingly happy. Why?
One of the Viagras turns to his brother and says ‘that was a great cover ese. Those girls are hot!’
Lissandra: Oh. EWwwwww. Goddamn it. Let’s move on. Up next is Vicky Stone vs Gilbert! But I’m told that Gilbert has something to say.
Sexy Boy hits the speakers (the Gilbert remix) and Gilbert makes his way through the curtain to……a um, well, lets call it lukewarm reception to be nice eh? Gilbert is wearing a pair of jeans that are far, far too big for him as every so often he has to stop and pull them up. He also wears his favourite - and seemingly unwashed Alice Knight t-shirt. Gilbert climbs into the ring - eventually, taking care to not trip through the ropes and waves at the fans.
Gilbert: Er…hi, hi it’s uh…Gilbert. As you can see…..I KEPT MY JOB! See OCW security?! I DO WORK HERE!! I AM A wrestler. I beat the Raging Skull for crying out loud. Look at him, look at him compared to me! He’s huge! And now, Allton has got me against Vicky Stone? Does Allton even watch Massacre?!
Suddenly Lord Allton pops up on the titantron staring down at Gilbert who very audibly gulps.
Allton: Oh, he watches Massacre, Gilbert. And if I were you I would start saying my name with a bit more respect. That’s ‘Lord’ Allton to you.
Gilbert: Uh…uh….yes sir! Sorry Lord Allton. Fudgies, he’s mad….
Allton: That’s better. Now, yes as I was saying, I watch Massacre, and I watched Massacre just last week when you lost last week. To the Rocket Man, Ed Houston.
Gilbert looks a bit dejected at this.
Allton: Yes Gilbert, you won a few weeks ago against someone at least five times your size - and kudos for that - but one win, and a fluke win at that, in this business does not make you a wrestling God, my boy. Now….wait there while your opponent for tonight makes her way to the ring.
The tron goes off just as Hollywood by Madonna hits the speakers! Through the curtain steps the beloved Vicky Stone. The crowd cheers for Vicky Stone as she locks eyes with Gilbert who is (hopefully figuratively) shitting himself. Vicky smiles at Gilbert but Gilbert cannot seem to smile back as he is so scared.
Lissandra: Vicky Stone coming off of an easy win against dBk on Episode 11 of Equality. Although if he hadn’t had pissed off Marta Grimes, dBk may have been awake for his match. Just saying.
Vicky climbs into the ring and does a final warm up at the ropes.
Belvedere: Introducing first, from Key West, Florida….weighing in at allegedly 127lbs….
Gilbert: It is 127….
Belvedere: This is Gilbert!
Gilbert raises his arms as the OCW Faithful somewhat cheer for him.
Belvedere: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 125lbs…..VICKY! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNE!
Gilbert mouths to Belvedere ‘oh you believe Vicky that she is 125lbs. I see how it is’ which Belvedere ignores and climbs out of the ring. Scruff once again rings the bell and we’re underway! Gilbert walks towards Stone stating how he actually defeated someone that was at least 5x bigger than the both of them. Vicky nods along pretending to be interested.
Lissandra: Look I’m all for celebrating a win and all, but Gilbert is really milking this win. I understand that it was his first win, but let’s be frank here for a moment, people…..Gilbert was NEVER supposed to win! That’s not me being mean or anything, I mean I like Gilbert. Not all that much but I do like him, so kudos…. But it’s not as if he won the OCW championship is it?
Vicky Stone has had enough of the chin wagging though and proceeds to whack Gilbert in the face with a forearm - much to the crowd’s delight. Gilbert stumbles back towards the rope but his shoelace is untied, sending him stumbling a lot further than he meant to - out of the ring! Vicky Stone shakes her head and follows Gilbert to the outside, smashing his face into the guardrail.
Vicky then bullrushes Gilbert into the ring apron before she Irish whips him to the guardrail on the opposite side. Vicky then hears Scruff get up to a count of seven so she rolls into the ring and back out to break the count. Back outside the ring Vicky mounts Gilbert - not like that! -and punches him in the face numerous times. Vicky punches Gilbert so hard that his glasses break!
Gilbert: Oh, no! My glasses! I can’t see without them!
Vicky: You can’t?
Gilbert: No, you meanie! Ohhh! Now my mom has to buy me some new ones! Thanks Vicky.
Vicky Stone smiles a half smile.
Vicky: I better make this quick for you then.
Vicky Stone then helps Gilbert stand, rolling him into the ring. Vicky slides under the bottom rope into the ring and springs to her feet. In front of her, Gilbert is flailing wild haymakers in an attempt to make contact with Stone. Vicky however merely taps him on the shoulder. Gilbert turns around and Vicky doubles him over with a kick to the midsection! And STONED!! Scruff slides in. 1….2….3!!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner: Vicky Stone!!!!!!!
Lissandra: Coming up after our final break, fans it’s ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell vs Stan. We’ll be back after this!
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When we come back, we see Stan heading towards Lord Allton’s office. He knocks on the door but instead of anyone of Allton’s entourage, or Allton himself answering the door, CJ O’Donnell does the honours!
CJ: Boo!
Stan: Argh!
CJ: You weren’t running out on our fooking match, were you Stanny boy?
Before Stan can answer, CJ smacks Stan in the mouth and leads him away towards the ring. A few seconds go by and Lord Allton looks on after the carnage with a smile. He whispers under his breath ‘Good luck Staniel’ and the office door shuts while the camera cuts back to the entrance way where Stan and CJ now are. CJ has Stan in a cravate headlock and proceeds to knee him four times.
Lissandra: Vicious assault that we’ve come to know from CJ here….
CJ then follows these knees up with multiple punches to the ribs before finishing things off with a straight up roundhouse kick! Stan falls down onto the entrance way and CJ drags his lifeless carcass to the ring where Scruff rings the bell to officially begin this match.
Lissandra: I forgot that we hadn’t actually begun the match yet! But looking at Stan, I’m fairly certain CJ could end it here and Stan would be done.
CJ however has other ideas as he forces Stan to stand and whips him into the ropes, taking him down with a vicious calf kick. Stan crumples to the mat! If this were a videogame, Stan’s body would not only be in the red, but flashing red at this point. CJ however doesn’t care and forces his opponent to stand once more and then takes him down with a horrible looking Irish Knowledge!!!!!!
Scruff: 1…….2…….3!!!!!!!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner: ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We cut backstage to Allton’s office where he is seen celebrating.
Allton: I don’t think Stan will be a problem anymore!
As the camera fades from the office, we hear Lissandra one final time.
Lissandra: That’s all the time we have for this week fans, we’ll see you next week! And remember: Don’t miss OCW Reformation this Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!