Tuesday Night Equality ....Episode 8!
Apr 26, 2022 16:58:55 GMT -5
Marcus Welsh, TheDistinguished, and 2 more like this
Post by Lord Allton on Apr 26, 2022 16:58:55 GMT -5
We open on Lord Allton’s smiling face.
Allton: Good evening, Equality fans. I know we were supposed to have Equality last week, but as you by now are no doubt aware everyone at OCW were taken by Island natives. But thanks to our fantastic show at Technical Difficulties, we are now free and have arrived in -where are we Matsuda?
Matsuda walks forward and stands behind Allton while still looking at the camera.
Matsuda: Djibouti.
Allton: Ah yes. Djibouti. Tonight, we have a fabulous show. Roxxie and Marcy take on the Hebrew Hit Squad… while Sara Thompson goes one on one with Carmen. Then Bat-Bear will face Chetty Moletty. I advertised this match as a Kill Chetty Moletty match but obviously Bruce won’t actually kill Moletty. Those raised by Batman do not kill of course. And then finally Jade Spritz takes on CJ O’Donnell. So with that in mind……on with the show!
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We fade out and onto the face of Lissandra Thomas greeting us.
Lissandra: Good evening folks and welcome to another episode on Tuesday Night Equality. As you just saw, Lord Allton told us all our lineup for tonight’s matches. So there’s nothing more to do I suppose than to start things off! Our first match for the evening is fan favourite Bat-Bear vs Chetty Moletty. So let’s take it to the ring.
Chetty Moletty is already in the ring as everyone is eagerly awaiting Bat-Bear. The OCW sea separates as Bat-Bear is led to the ring by a member of OCW’s backstage crew. As Bat-Bear is helped into the ring, ‘Watch Me Shine’ by Fozzy hits!
Lissandra: Dylan?
Dylan makes his way over to the announcer table, joining his wife. But before he puts on a headset, he looks at the ring.
Dylan: Hey! Chetty!
Chetty Moletty looks towards Dylan whilst keeping a wary eye on Bat-Bear.
Dylan: I think you can safely say that this match with Bat-Bear is revenge for what you tried to do to that bird on the island a few weeks ago. Dylan chuckles. You don’t fuck with a guy who loves animals it seems! ESPECIALLY Lord Allton. Good luck!
Dylan chuckles again and kisses Lissandra on the cheek while putting a headset on.
Dylan: Good evening, babe.
Lissandra: Hello, baby.
Belvedere gets the introductions underway and Chetty instinctively rubs the scar on his stomach received a few weeks ago from Bat-Bear. But in the process rips some of the scab away, making the scar bleed again. This gets the attention of Bat-Bear who sniffs the air. Bat-Bear roars a little and races over to Moletty. Moletty attempts to escape the ring but Bat-Bear is much faster and swipes his claws towards Moletty and grabs him in a bearhug and squeezes!
Lissandra: Well this didn’t take long!
Suddenly ‘When You’re Evil’ hits and out comes Lord Allton on Quinn hand in hand with Roxxie G (it’s not exactly a secret anymore) and with Marta Grimes and Matsuda a few steps behind. The four of them stay and stare at the ring - Lord Allton with his arms crossed and permanent smirk on his face - as Chetty screams in agony.
Chetty: FOR GOD SAKE!!! RING THE BELL!!! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!!!!
Scruff the referee goes to ring the bell but Allton holds up his hand to stop Scruff.
Allton: Mr. Moletty!
Chetty: Argh!
Allton: MR. MOLETTY! I’m talking to you!
Chetty: Arggggh! WHAT?!
Allton: Are you sorry for what you did to the bird a few weeks ago?
Chetty: WHAT?!
Allton: ARE. YOU. SORRY?!
Chetty: Arrrrrrrrrrgh! YES!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! I’m sorry! I’m sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allton: Ring the bell, Mr Scruff.
Scruff rings the bell.
Allton: OK Brucey. Drop it.
Bat-Bear immediately drops Chetty Moletty and everyone looks on shocked.
Roxxie: How the hell did you do that?!
Lord Allton smiles.
Allton: Good boy, Bruce.
Allton then looks at Roxxie G.
Allton: We’ve been in training, my dear.
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Lissandra: Well Roxxie G is already out here, so it looks as though it’s Roxxie and Marcy up next with the Hebrew Hit Squad.
Dylan: I tell you what, baby…
Lissandra: What’s that?
Dylan: I must admit that I’ve enjoyed watching Roxxie and Marcy’s in-ring skills improve. They are definitely coming on remarkably.
As Dylan has been talking, Marcy joins Roxxie on the stage. Roxxie and Allton hug and Marcy even hugs the boss (it’s good to be the boss it seems) and the two saunter down to the ring where the Hebrew Hit Squad enter the ring next. Allton remains on stage watching the show with Matsuda and Marta Grimes stood either side. Belv finishes the introductions and Scruff rings the bell.
The Hebrew Hit Squad discuss like gentlemen who is going to start the match while Roxxie and Marcy decide that Marcy should start. Marcy seductively walks over to the Hit Squad member starting the match, who doesn’t know where to look, trying not to stare at Marcy’s ample cleavage (and failing - he’s still a guy after all). Marcy smirks, grabbing the guy’s head and stuffs it into her breasts! Scruff goes to start a count of five but decides against it, staring at Marcy’s clevage in the process.
Allton: I know this is one of the first times that you’ve seen a woman Scruff but FUCKING GET ON WITH IT!
Scruff snaps out of it while Marcy secures the head and snaps down a DDT! She then picks her opponent up and Irish Whips her into her corner where she tags in Roxxie G! Everyone lets out a cheer while the longest running undefeated member of the Equality roster storms in and immediately doubles the guy over hitting the Roxy Roller! Marcy meanwhile runs over to the second HHS member, knocking him off the apron and nails him with The Real Hummer! Roxxie then looks up at Lord Allton with a wink and immediately locks in the BarrySlayer sleeperhold! Roxxie’s opponent immediately taps!
Roxxie and Marcy then celebrate their win while Lord Allton claps from the stage.
Lissandra: Fans, we’ll be right back after this short break!
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Lissandra: And we’re back! Fans, fresh off of his win at OCW Technical Difficulties, we have a message from none other than ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell who is once again here on Equality. Let’s take it to the back!
CJ O’Donnell: Listen it doesn’t really matter who I am facing on Equality tonight. I am just glad to be off that fooking island. I am glad to have taken a shower. I am glad to have a change of clothes. I am glad to have gotten some real food in my stomach. But most of all I am glad to have buried TIO alive. So just ring that fooking bell and I am going to make this quick and very painful for so and so.
Lissandra: Well as usual they are some really emphatic words by the Distinguished. CJ O’Donnell will be up, later tonight! After this match actually. It’s Sara T vs Carmen!
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Before the Sara/Carmen match though we cut backstage to where Bat-Bear is back in his cage being fed meat by the backstage member who led him to the ring. Lord Allton and a freshly showered Roxxie G turn up behind them.
Allton: I’ll take over here… **Allton reads the name badge** Tre. I thought you died?
Tre: No sir.
Allton: On your way anyway.
‘Tre’ nods and leaves and Lord Allton picks up a piece of meat and slides it into Bat-Bear’s cage.
Allton: You did fantastically tonight, my boy. Well done.
Bat-Bear obviously ignores Allton, chowing down on the meat. Allton chooses to take his silence as thanks. Allton looks at Roxxie who is standing absolutely nowhere near the cage.
Allton: My darling. Come and say hello.
Roxxie: Uuuuuhhhhhhhh……No thanks, Rob.
Allton shakes his head with a chuckle.
Allton: Roxxie…would I put my number one girl in danger? Come on. Come over.
Allton drives Quinn over and holds out his hand. Roxxie takes it, and sits on Allton’s lap. Allton then drives back over to Bat-Bear’s cage.
Allton: Go on. Put your hand out.
Roxxie: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Allton: Well….yes, probably. But in this case, no. He won’t hurt you, I promise.
Slowly but surely, Roxxie puts her hand towards Bat-Bear’s cage. He begins to growl and Roxxie recoils.
Allton: Bruce. Be nice to the lady. This is not how we treat the fairer sex is it?
Immediately, Bat-Bear ceases growling and stares at Roxxie. Roxxie once again puts her hand out toward Bat-Bear. Within seconds Bat-Bear scrunches his nose through the cage bars and licks Roxxie G’s hand.
Roxxie: Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!! I mean I’ll need to wash my hand again but how cute.
Allton smirks, patting Bat-Bear on the head and feeding him some more meat and we fade out to Sara Thompson and Carmen standing in the ring just as Scruff rings the bell!
Lissandra: Such a cute moment there! Sara and Carmen lock up with Sara taking Carmen down with a quick ankle pick there.
Carmen is straight back up and Sara takes her down with a dragon screw. However she keeps the hold locked on and grapevines the leg. Of course it’s much too early for this and Carmen kicks her way out and the two women stand again. The two lock up again this time with Carmen getting the upper hand as she doubles over Sara Thompson. Carmen then hits two DDTs onto Sara before lifting her up into a suplex position. She walks over to one of the corners, still with Sara in position (who is still dazed after the two DDTs and Carmen then brings Sara down onto the corner itself with a brainbuster!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: HOLY SHIT!
Lissandra: You said it!
The crowd gasps as Carmen merely stares down at Sara Thompson. She then flips off the crowd and continues to beat down Sara Thompson, with stomp after stomp!
Lissandra: What the hell is this about?!
Carmen then ascends the turnbuckle before backflipping off into a moonsault. Scruff counts the three. Carmen celebrates her win but snatches her arm away when Scruff attempts to raise it! She then demands a microphone from Belvedere.
Carmen: I am SICK of being disrespected on this brand! Whisper Mendoza may be ‘Equality’s OG’. Roxxie G may have her undefeated streak. But I am just as good - if not better than both of those bitches! And don’t even get me started on the fact that CJ O’Donnell is the main attraction for Equality now! Equality USED to be about the women of OCW showing the world what we can do! But no more! I mean it’s not just CJ….. we have bears and dolls and elephants running around! Well I for one am sick and tired of everything!! Well starting next week….Carmen is taking Equality back for the women!
Lissandra: What is she on about? Carmen is being ridiculous and she may have shortened Sara’s career by some degree. We’ll be back after this short break.
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When we come back Jade Spritz is already in the ring as Kings Never Die by Eminem blasts out and ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell walks out to the ring with his usual swagger. He looks at Spritz with complete disdain and climbs into the ring.
CJ: Are you FOOKIN’ kiddin’ me??
CJ shakes his head with complete and utter confusion.
CJ: Allton, is this your FOOKIN’ idea of stepping up?! **SIGH** Fine.
Scruff rings the bell and Jade Spritz walks to the centre of the ring mouthing off about something at CJ but he seems unphased. CJ immediately sprints towards Spritz!
Lissandra: IRISH KNOWLEDGE. 1……2……3!!
CJ immediately climbs out of the ring shaking his head. He looks into the camera.
CJ: I know you’re watchin’ Allton. Gimme some real fookin’ competition soon.
We cut back to Allton who is watching on a monitor.
Allton: CJ wants competition? I’ll give him competition soon enough.
Allton smirks, pulling out his phone as the screen fades!
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Hey all, Rob here. I just want to apologise for this episode. I know it's not my usual calibre but I wanted to put out something because I missed last week. But I honestly once again haven't been sleeping the greatest and my sister has recently received bad news so I have been comforting her. Episode 9 will be better. Pinky swears.
Thanks, friends for being so patient with me.
-Rob
Allton: Good evening, Equality fans. I know we were supposed to have Equality last week, but as you by now are no doubt aware everyone at OCW were taken by Island natives. But thanks to our fantastic show at Technical Difficulties, we are now free and have arrived in -where are we Matsuda?
Matsuda walks forward and stands behind Allton while still looking at the camera.
Matsuda: Djibouti.
Allton: Ah yes. Djibouti. Tonight, we have a fabulous show. Roxxie and Marcy take on the Hebrew Hit Squad… while Sara Thompson goes one on one with Carmen. Then Bat-Bear will face Chetty Moletty. I advertised this match as a Kill Chetty Moletty match but obviously Bruce won’t actually kill Moletty. Those raised by Batman do not kill of course. And then finally Jade Spritz takes on CJ O’Donnell. So with that in mind……on with the show!
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We fade out and onto the face of Lissandra Thomas greeting us.
Lissandra: Good evening folks and welcome to another episode on Tuesday Night Equality. As you just saw, Lord Allton told us all our lineup for tonight’s matches. So there’s nothing more to do I suppose than to start things off! Our first match for the evening is fan favourite Bat-Bear vs Chetty Moletty. So let’s take it to the ring.
Chetty Moletty is already in the ring as everyone is eagerly awaiting Bat-Bear. The OCW sea separates as Bat-Bear is led to the ring by a member of OCW’s backstage crew. As Bat-Bear is helped into the ring, ‘Watch Me Shine’ by Fozzy hits!
Lissandra: Dylan?
Dylan makes his way over to the announcer table, joining his wife. But before he puts on a headset, he looks at the ring.
Dylan: Hey! Chetty!
Chetty Moletty looks towards Dylan whilst keeping a wary eye on Bat-Bear.
Dylan: I think you can safely say that this match with Bat-Bear is revenge for what you tried to do to that bird on the island a few weeks ago. Dylan chuckles. You don’t fuck with a guy who loves animals it seems! ESPECIALLY Lord Allton. Good luck!
Dylan chuckles again and kisses Lissandra on the cheek while putting a headset on.
Dylan: Good evening, babe.
Lissandra: Hello, baby.
Belvedere gets the introductions underway and Chetty instinctively rubs the scar on his stomach received a few weeks ago from Bat-Bear. But in the process rips some of the scab away, making the scar bleed again. This gets the attention of Bat-Bear who sniffs the air. Bat-Bear roars a little and races over to Moletty. Moletty attempts to escape the ring but Bat-Bear is much faster and swipes his claws towards Moletty and grabs him in a bearhug and squeezes!
Lissandra: Well this didn’t take long!
Suddenly ‘When You’re Evil’ hits and out comes Lord Allton on Quinn hand in hand with Roxxie G (it’s not exactly a secret anymore) and with Marta Grimes and Matsuda a few steps behind. The four of them stay and stare at the ring - Lord Allton with his arms crossed and permanent smirk on his face - as Chetty screams in agony.
Chetty: FOR GOD SAKE!!! RING THE BELL!!! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!!!!
Scruff the referee goes to ring the bell but Allton holds up his hand to stop Scruff.
Allton: Mr. Moletty!
Chetty: Argh!
Allton: MR. MOLETTY! I’m talking to you!
Chetty: Arggggh! WHAT?!
Allton: Are you sorry for what you did to the bird a few weeks ago?
Chetty: WHAT?!
Allton: ARE. YOU. SORRY?!
Chetty: Arrrrrrrrrrgh! YES!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! I’m sorry! I’m sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allton: Ring the bell, Mr Scruff.
Scruff rings the bell.
Allton: OK Brucey. Drop it.
Bat-Bear immediately drops Chetty Moletty and everyone looks on shocked.
Roxxie: How the hell did you do that?!
Lord Allton smiles.
Allton: Good boy, Bruce.
Allton then looks at Roxxie G.
Allton: We’ve been in training, my dear.
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Lissandra: Well Roxxie G is already out here, so it looks as though it’s Roxxie and Marcy up next with the Hebrew Hit Squad.
Dylan: I tell you what, baby…
Lissandra: What’s that?
Dylan: I must admit that I’ve enjoyed watching Roxxie and Marcy’s in-ring skills improve. They are definitely coming on remarkably.
As Dylan has been talking, Marcy joins Roxxie on the stage. Roxxie and Allton hug and Marcy even hugs the boss (it’s good to be the boss it seems) and the two saunter down to the ring where the Hebrew Hit Squad enter the ring next. Allton remains on stage watching the show with Matsuda and Marta Grimes stood either side. Belv finishes the introductions and Scruff rings the bell.
The Hebrew Hit Squad discuss like gentlemen who is going to start the match while Roxxie and Marcy decide that Marcy should start. Marcy seductively walks over to the Hit Squad member starting the match, who doesn’t know where to look, trying not to stare at Marcy’s ample cleavage (and failing - he’s still a guy after all). Marcy smirks, grabbing the guy’s head and stuffs it into her breasts! Scruff goes to start a count of five but decides against it, staring at Marcy’s clevage in the process.
Allton: I know this is one of the first times that you’ve seen a woman Scruff but FUCKING GET ON WITH IT!
Scruff snaps out of it while Marcy secures the head and snaps down a DDT! She then picks her opponent up and Irish Whips her into her corner where she tags in Roxxie G! Everyone lets out a cheer while the longest running undefeated member of the Equality roster storms in and immediately doubles the guy over hitting the Roxy Roller! Marcy meanwhile runs over to the second HHS member, knocking him off the apron and nails him with The Real Hummer! Roxxie then looks up at Lord Allton with a wink and immediately locks in the BarrySlayer sleeperhold! Roxxie’s opponent immediately taps!
Roxxie and Marcy then celebrate their win while Lord Allton claps from the stage.
Lissandra: Fans, we’ll be right back after this short break!
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Lissandra: And we’re back! Fans, fresh off of his win at OCW Technical Difficulties, we have a message from none other than ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell who is once again here on Equality. Let’s take it to the back!
CJ O’Donnell: Listen it doesn’t really matter who I am facing on Equality tonight. I am just glad to be off that fooking island. I am glad to have taken a shower. I am glad to have a change of clothes. I am glad to have gotten some real food in my stomach. But most of all I am glad to have buried TIO alive. So just ring that fooking bell and I am going to make this quick and very painful for so and so.
Lissandra: Well as usual they are some really emphatic words by the Distinguished. CJ O’Donnell will be up, later tonight! After this match actually. It’s Sara T vs Carmen!
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Before the Sara/Carmen match though we cut backstage to where Bat-Bear is back in his cage being fed meat by the backstage member who led him to the ring. Lord Allton and a freshly showered Roxxie G turn up behind them.
Allton: I’ll take over here… **Allton reads the name badge** Tre. I thought you died?
Tre: No sir.
Allton: On your way anyway.
‘Tre’ nods and leaves and Lord Allton picks up a piece of meat and slides it into Bat-Bear’s cage.
Allton: You did fantastically tonight, my boy. Well done.
Bat-Bear obviously ignores Allton, chowing down on the meat. Allton chooses to take his silence as thanks. Allton looks at Roxxie who is standing absolutely nowhere near the cage.
Allton: My darling. Come and say hello.
Roxxie: Uuuuuhhhhhhhh……No thanks, Rob.
Allton shakes his head with a chuckle.
Allton: Roxxie…would I put my number one girl in danger? Come on. Come over.
Allton drives Quinn over and holds out his hand. Roxxie takes it, and sits on Allton’s lap. Allton then drives back over to Bat-Bear’s cage.
Allton: Go on. Put your hand out.
Roxxie: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Allton: Well….yes, probably. But in this case, no. He won’t hurt you, I promise.
Slowly but surely, Roxxie puts her hand towards Bat-Bear’s cage. He begins to growl and Roxxie recoils.
Allton: Bruce. Be nice to the lady. This is not how we treat the fairer sex is it?
Immediately, Bat-Bear ceases growling and stares at Roxxie. Roxxie once again puts her hand out toward Bat-Bear. Within seconds Bat-Bear scrunches his nose through the cage bars and licks Roxxie G’s hand.
Roxxie: Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!! I mean I’ll need to wash my hand again but how cute.
Allton smirks, patting Bat-Bear on the head and feeding him some more meat and we fade out to Sara Thompson and Carmen standing in the ring just as Scruff rings the bell!
Lissandra: Such a cute moment there! Sara and Carmen lock up with Sara taking Carmen down with a quick ankle pick there.
Carmen is straight back up and Sara takes her down with a dragon screw. However she keeps the hold locked on and grapevines the leg. Of course it’s much too early for this and Carmen kicks her way out and the two women stand again. The two lock up again this time with Carmen getting the upper hand as she doubles over Sara Thompson. Carmen then hits two DDTs onto Sara before lifting her up into a suplex position. She walks over to one of the corners, still with Sara in position (who is still dazed after the two DDTs and Carmen then brings Sara down onto the corner itself with a brainbuster!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: HOLY SHIT!
Lissandra: You said it!
The crowd gasps as Carmen merely stares down at Sara Thompson. She then flips off the crowd and continues to beat down Sara Thompson, with stomp after stomp!
Lissandra: What the hell is this about?!
Carmen then ascends the turnbuckle before backflipping off into a moonsault. Scruff counts the three. Carmen celebrates her win but snatches her arm away when Scruff attempts to raise it! She then demands a microphone from Belvedere.
Carmen: I am SICK of being disrespected on this brand! Whisper Mendoza may be ‘Equality’s OG’. Roxxie G may have her undefeated streak. But I am just as good - if not better than both of those bitches! And don’t even get me started on the fact that CJ O’Donnell is the main attraction for Equality now! Equality USED to be about the women of OCW showing the world what we can do! But no more! I mean it’s not just CJ….. we have bears and dolls and elephants running around! Well I for one am sick and tired of everything!! Well starting next week….Carmen is taking Equality back for the women!
Lissandra: What is she on about? Carmen is being ridiculous and she may have shortened Sara’s career by some degree. We’ll be back after this short break.
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When we come back Jade Spritz is already in the ring as Kings Never Die by Eminem blasts out and ‘The Distinguished’ CJ O’Donnell walks out to the ring with his usual swagger. He looks at Spritz with complete disdain and climbs into the ring.
CJ: Are you FOOKIN’ kiddin’ me??
CJ shakes his head with complete and utter confusion.
CJ: Allton, is this your FOOKIN’ idea of stepping up?! **SIGH** Fine.
Scruff rings the bell and Jade Spritz walks to the centre of the ring mouthing off about something at CJ but he seems unphased. CJ immediately sprints towards Spritz!
Lissandra: IRISH KNOWLEDGE. 1……2……3!!
CJ immediately climbs out of the ring shaking his head. He looks into the camera.
CJ: I know you’re watchin’ Allton. Gimme some real fookin’ competition soon.
We cut back to Allton who is watching on a monitor.
Allton: CJ wants competition? I’ll give him competition soon enough.
Allton smirks, pulling out his phone as the screen fades!
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Hey all, Rob here. I just want to apologise for this episode. I know it's not my usual calibre but I wanted to put out something because I missed last week. But I honestly once again haven't been sleeping the greatest and my sister has recently received bad news so I have been comforting her. Episode 9 will be better. Pinky swears.
Thanks, friends for being so patient with me.
-Rob