Tuesday Night Equality ....Episode 5! ft CJ O'Donnell!
Mar 29, 2022 17:14:13 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Allton on Mar 29, 2022 17:14:13 GMT -5
The show opens on footage of Gilbert before the show, a few hours before. (I know, I’m sorry).... He is shivering.
Gilbert: Brrrrr! Brrrr!
: Gilbert!
The camera zooms out, revealing Lord Allton looking at Gilbert with his arms crossed.
Allton: Why on Earth are you shivering? It’s sweltering out here on this beach.
Gilbert storms over to Allton grabbing him by the shirt collar.
Gilbert: I’M NOT SHIVERING BECAUSE I’M COLD! I’M SHIVERING BECAUSE I’M TERRIFIED OF TONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT! WHY THE JIBBLIES DID YOU MAKE IT A NO DQ MATCH?!!
Allton calmly coughs, looking at Gilbert and raising an eyebrow. Tank, Frankie, Vincenzo, Matsuda and Marta Grimes are all nearby and keep a watchful eye on things. But Allton raises a hand, to keep the wolves at bay.
Allton: Ahem. First of all, please kindly remove your hands from my freshly dry-cleaned shirt.
Gilbert sheepishly does so with a quiet sorry.
Allton: Second of all….I’m in charge. **Allton nods over to his bodyguards standing by** You’d do well to remember that. Thirdly, this is what you wanted. A match with CJ O’Donnell.
Gilbert: A-a-a match yes. Not a flippin’ massacre!
Allton rolls his eyes.
Allton: I had to work exceptionally hard for Mr. O’Donnell to even agree to show up to Equality, so calm down!! And…….. To quote a famous and favourite wrestler of mine, dear boy…. ‘This ain’t ballet!’ Enjoy the show Gilbert.
Allton smiles, revving away on Quinn, going away to find Dylan and Lissandra Thomas. Gilbert looks dejected. He mutters under his breath that he used to think Allton was nice and we fade out.
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The titles roll and we open on a much better view - a smiling Lissandra Thomas.
Lissandra: Good evening OCW Faithful and welcome once again to Tuesday Night Equality on location from….uh Australia, apparently. ANYWAY! Of course we have three huge matches to get underway. Kicking things off, it’s Batbear vs Sara Thompson, before Marta Grimes goes one on one with Carmen. And then in our main event - I don’t even know how Lord Allton managed this one, he’s one hell of a negotiator - but CJ O’Donnell, yes! The Distinguished One himself! He goes one on one with Gilbert in a no DQ match!
Lissandra takes a breather before continuing.
Lissandra: Now it’s an interesting one, this one. This all started because of Alice Knight. CJ and Alice were…involved…..a few years ago and Gilbert…. Is Gilbert who believes that CJ is no good for his queen Alice. So CJ challenged Gilbert last week saying that if Gilbert manages to beat CJ tonight then he will shake Gilbert’s hand and walk away from Alice Knight - forever. But! And here is the kicker, ladies and gents. If Gilbert loses - then Gilbert MUST become CJ’s personal assistant! ‘No questions asked, no hesitations no…..crying to mommy’ . These are O’Donnell’s words not mine. So what a match that will be. What do you say we get things started?
The crowd, which for this show consists of all OCW personnel (staff and wrestlers alike) roar with approval and stand around the Equality ring that has been set up on the beach. CJ O’Donnell is on one side of the ring, standing next to Alice Knight. He eyes Gilbert on the other side and puts his arm around her, throwing a finger up at Gilbert with his free hand. Gilbert looks hurt, shocked and angry all in one as we throw it to Belvedere for the introductions. Belvedere stands in the ring as everyone shows him their respect. As ever though he is a complete professional. He gets the introductions underway as Sara Thompson makes her way through the sea of people towards the ring. Everyone whispers, asking who she is but no-one seems to know. Do you guys even watch (or read) Equality?!
Belvedere: And her opponent, from the Jungles of Gotham City…….He is…..BATBEAR!!!!
The sea of OCW personnel cheer upon hearing Batbear’s name and they part, letting the big boy through as he’s led to the ring by OCW backstage crew. Chetty Moletty attempts to touch Batbear but even Batbear doesn’t like the idea of Chetty Moletty being around and swipes him away, catching his claws in Moletty’s guts. Moletty lays on the ground covered in blood. Everyone stares down at Moletty but no-one comes to his aid.
Chetty: H-help me….?
Everyone ignores his pleas and turns back to the ring, ready for some badass Equality action! The OCW staff member leads Batbear up the steps and into the ring. How did we get Batbear through the ropes and into the ring? We did, OK? We just did. Anyway, Belvedere beats a hasty retreat out of the ring before Batbear catches his eye and the ref rings the bell. Sara mutters to herself about how she was Allton’s ‘chosen one’ not long ago in her match with Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy (more on those later) and now she seems nothing more than a jobber. She inches forward as someone in the crowd slaps Batbear on his thigh to get him moving. Batbear roars and charges at Sara who dodges at the final second. She attempts to climb the turnbuckle, but Batbear swipes again, knocking her off. Sara’s leg is a huge gash of meat and Batbear notices.
Lissandra: Ohhhhhhh fuck.
Sara screams and asks the referee to get Batbear away but the ref simply says ‘no, I ain’t going near that fucking thing.’ Sara attempts to stand using the ropes but Batbear knocks her down with a roar. Batbear sniffs Sara’s leg and in the process stands on the stomach of Sara. The ref looks around confused until Lord Allton pipes up, holding the bridge of his nose… ‘FOR FUCK’S SAKE SCRUFF!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S A PINFALL!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THE FUCKING PIN!!!!!!!!!’
The ref counts and everyone counts along.
1……..2…….3!!!!!!
Belvedere: Your winner, ladies and gentlemen……..is BATBEAR!!!
Everyone cheers as Equality goes for a break.
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Lissandra: Welcome back to Equality everyone. Before we head to the ring for Carmen vs Marta Grimes, I’m told that we have a special message from CJ O’Donnell.
The camera goes backstage and you see “The Distinguished” CJ O’Donnell and he is dressed in his ring attire except this time he is wearing a shirt that read Gilbert - Dead Man Walking 😀.
CJ O’Donnell: Tonight on Equality Gilbert will learn the lesson of an ass whooping. He is going to understand the meaning of dead man walking. He thinks I wouldn’t accept his challenge on Equality just because this is the b show of OCW. I NEVER miss the opportunity of beating someone’s ass who deserves it. Gilbert you are out of your league when it comes to Alice Knight. That is my Queen. You may not look. You certainly can not touch. And if you have another wet dream of her well let’s just say use your imagination of just how violent I can be. You want an example see what happened to TIO at Luck of the Violent.
CJ smirks at the thought of just the mayhem he and TIO caused the other day in Ireland.
CJ O’Donnell: That was a man I called my brother and I showed him no mercy just think of what I am going to do to you in just a few short minutes. The pain. The blood. The bones broken. Gilbert this is going to be a nightmare for you. You will not get your happy ending and live happily ever after with Alice. Alice thinks you are a dweeb. All you are missing is that hat with the the little helicopter propeller on top. Hmmm well after this week that will change. You will be my personal assistant and no matter what I say or tell you to do you must obey. If you don’t then your dreams of becoming a OCW wrestler will die forever. I would wish you luck but you don’t have a shot in hell. You better not piss or shit yourself inside that ring. Gilbert I won’t lie and say I will make this quick and painless. No this is going to be painful. This will hurt you a lot. But the point I am going to make out of this match is that I will make a man out of you. Tell your momma you love her because you won’t be living in her basement anymore. I have a special placed picked out for you. Man this is gonna be fun.
The camera heads back to Lissandra who looks a little dumbstruck.
Lissandra: Look fans, I know that poor Gilbert doesn’t have a hope in hell of winning tonight but can we pray for some sort of miracle?
Lissandra sighs.
Lissandra: Oh well, next up is Carmen vs Marta Grimes. Let’s take it to Belvedere. Belv?
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen…currently in the ring….CARMEN!!!
A faint cheer for Carmen from the OCW personnel and wrestlers surrounding the ring.
Belvedere: And her opponent, from Omaha Nebraska, weighing in at 196lbs, she is part of Lord Allton’s security team on Tuesday Night Equality……Maaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes!
Grimes walks slowly down to the ring with purpose, the OCW personnel parting like the Red Sea as she walks past them. She reaches Lord Allton and the two share a fist bump before Grimes climbs into the ring and the ref rings the bell. Marta and Carmen walk to the centre of the ring and Marta taps her forearm like she’s checking her watch.
Lissandra: Definite disrespect shown there from Grimes. I know we’re waiting for the main event but Carmen does have the ability to - ooh! Too late! That’s a hell of a clothesline by Grimes!
Lissandra is right as Carmen is almost knocked out of her boots! Grimes then picks her up and lifts Carmen in the air by the wrists! She then brings her down with authority for the Marta’s Misery! She rolls Carmen over for the three count!
Lissandra: Grimes is not hanging around tonight! Fans, it’s almost time for the main event but first Lord Allton is in the ring.
Lord Allton politely asks Belvedere for a microphone and Belvedere obliges.
Allton: Good evening everybody. I won’t take up much of your time. Just that I’ve been informed by Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy that they are due to make their return next week. And they actually know who attacked them a few weeks ago because they actually saw who was responsible. So with that, on with our main event! Mr. O’Donnell, if you please?
CJ O’ Donnell climbs into the ring, shaking the hand of Lord Allton. Allton is helped out of the ring by Tank and Frankie. CJ looks around the ring for Gilbert but he cannot see him.
CJ: Fookin’ pussy. Where is he?
Again, no-one can see Gilbert at all until some nearby trees seem to shake with fear. CJ rolls his eyes, grabbing a chair from under the ring and heading to the shaking trees! Everyone follows CJ like an angry mob before CJ heads behind the trees. There’s a girlish scream and suddenly a loud thud! And CJ drags a lifeless Gilbert back towards the ring, pushing him inside as the ref rings the bell to officially get underway. CJ makes Gilbert stand up but our geeky hero is already out on his feet. CJ shouts to Alice Knight who unfortunately for Gilbert is loving EVERYTHING she sees from CJ.
CJ: HE WAS HIDING BEHIND HIS FOOKIN’ PETITION LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY! FUCKIN’ PATHETIC! WELL HERE’S WHAT I THINK OF THAT FOOKIN’ PETITION GILLY!
CJ pulls out Gilbert’s petition from a few weeks ago and rips it up into thousands of tiny pieces with all of the OCW crowd looking on, laughing. CJ bullrushes Gilbert into a corner of the ring and lays into him with punch after punch after punch. Gilbert is black and blue already and asks to give up.
CJ: Fook. Off.
CJ grabs Gilbert by the hair, still in the corner of the ring and lays into him more with four straight knees. Gilbert’s nose is bleeding and CJ gets some of Gilbert’s blood on his knee. He smirks before heading outside and retrieves a singapore cane from under the ring. Gilbert’s eyes slowly come into focus (kinda as his glasses are broken) and he starts to panic. He tries to escape but CJ grabs his shorts and **THWACK** The cane cracks on Gilbert’s back. Gilbert tries to escape on the opposite side of the ring but **THWACK** CJ catches Gilbert in the legs this time. Gilbert falls to the ground with a grimace - but he’s not about to let CJ see him cry, oh no! And so valiantly holds back the tears. He looks around for Alice Knight (who of course is cheering for CJ O’Donnell but in Gilbert’s mind is cheering for him).
Gilbert: For you, ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!
Alice is taken aback by this and she watches a blind Gilbert run somewhere towards CJ, but CJ simply sidesteps Gilbert and watches him crash into the opposite corner. Even CJ has to grimace a bit at the sheer force that Gilbert hits the opposite corner as he pulls down his knee pad. Gilbert turns around using the corner to steady himself before stumbling out of it.
IRISH KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ looks down at the crumpled Gilbert and picks him up, tossing a chair at him and making Gilbert hold the chair in front of his head. CJ then backs up, taking aim.
IRISH KNOWLEDGE INTO THE FOOKIN’ CHAIR!!
CJ then shakes his knee a bit, getting the feeling back in it and looks down at the broken Gilbert below. He kicks Gilbert in the forehead just to check if Gilbert is still breathing. He is, barely. CJ goes for the pin!
1…….2……..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner…..’The Distinguished’ CJ O’ Donnell!!!!!!!!!!!! As per the stipulations of this match, Gilbert is now the Personal Assistant of CJ O’Donnell!!
Lissandra: Poor Gilbert, I wonder what humiliating things CJ will have him do from now on? Oh well, that’s it for another week fans! We’ll see you next time!
Gilbert: Brrrrr! Brrrr!
: Gilbert!The camera zooms out, revealing Lord Allton looking at Gilbert with his arms crossed.
Allton: Why on Earth are you shivering? It’s sweltering out here on this beach.
Gilbert storms over to Allton grabbing him by the shirt collar.
Gilbert: I’M NOT SHIVERING BECAUSE I’M COLD! I’M SHIVERING BECAUSE I’M TERRIFIED OF TONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT! WHY THE JIBBLIES DID YOU MAKE IT A NO DQ MATCH?!!
Allton calmly coughs, looking at Gilbert and raising an eyebrow. Tank, Frankie, Vincenzo, Matsuda and Marta Grimes are all nearby and keep a watchful eye on things. But Allton raises a hand, to keep the wolves at bay.
Allton: Ahem. First of all, please kindly remove your hands from my freshly dry-cleaned shirt.
Gilbert sheepishly does so with a quiet sorry.
Allton: Second of all….I’m in charge. **Allton nods over to his bodyguards standing by** You’d do well to remember that. Thirdly, this is what you wanted. A match with CJ O’Donnell.
Gilbert: A-a-a match yes. Not a flippin’ massacre!
Allton rolls his eyes.
Allton: I had to work exceptionally hard for Mr. O’Donnell to even agree to show up to Equality, so calm down!! And…….. To quote a famous and favourite wrestler of mine, dear boy…. ‘This ain’t ballet!’ Enjoy the show Gilbert.
Allton smiles, revving away on Quinn, going away to find Dylan and Lissandra Thomas. Gilbert looks dejected. He mutters under his breath that he used to think Allton was nice and we fade out.
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The titles roll and we open on a much better view - a smiling Lissandra Thomas.
Lissandra: Good evening OCW Faithful and welcome once again to Tuesday Night Equality on location from….uh Australia, apparently. ANYWAY! Of course we have three huge matches to get underway. Kicking things off, it’s Batbear vs Sara Thompson, before Marta Grimes goes one on one with Carmen. And then in our main event - I don’t even know how Lord Allton managed this one, he’s one hell of a negotiator - but CJ O’Donnell, yes! The Distinguished One himself! He goes one on one with Gilbert in a no DQ match!
Lissandra takes a breather before continuing.
Lissandra: Now it’s an interesting one, this one. This all started because of Alice Knight. CJ and Alice were…involved…..a few years ago and Gilbert…. Is Gilbert who believes that CJ is no good for his queen Alice. So CJ challenged Gilbert last week saying that if Gilbert manages to beat CJ tonight then he will shake Gilbert’s hand and walk away from Alice Knight - forever. But! And here is the kicker, ladies and gents. If Gilbert loses - then Gilbert MUST become CJ’s personal assistant! ‘No questions asked, no hesitations no…..crying to mommy’ . These are O’Donnell’s words not mine. So what a match that will be. What do you say we get things started?
The crowd, which for this show consists of all OCW personnel (staff and wrestlers alike) roar with approval and stand around the Equality ring that has been set up on the beach. CJ O’Donnell is on one side of the ring, standing next to Alice Knight. He eyes Gilbert on the other side and puts his arm around her, throwing a finger up at Gilbert with his free hand. Gilbert looks hurt, shocked and angry all in one as we throw it to Belvedere for the introductions. Belvedere stands in the ring as everyone shows him their respect. As ever though he is a complete professional. He gets the introductions underway as Sara Thompson makes her way through the sea of people towards the ring. Everyone whispers, asking who she is but no-one seems to know. Do you guys even watch (or read) Equality?!
Belvedere: And her opponent, from the Jungles of Gotham City…….He is…..BATBEAR!!!!
The sea of OCW personnel cheer upon hearing Batbear’s name and they part, letting the big boy through as he’s led to the ring by OCW backstage crew. Chetty Moletty attempts to touch Batbear but even Batbear doesn’t like the idea of Chetty Moletty being around and swipes him away, catching his claws in Moletty’s guts. Moletty lays on the ground covered in blood. Everyone stares down at Moletty but no-one comes to his aid.
Chetty: H-help me….?
Everyone ignores his pleas and turns back to the ring, ready for some badass Equality action! The OCW staff member leads Batbear up the steps and into the ring. How did we get Batbear through the ropes and into the ring? We did, OK? We just did. Anyway, Belvedere beats a hasty retreat out of the ring before Batbear catches his eye and the ref rings the bell. Sara mutters to herself about how she was Allton’s ‘chosen one’ not long ago in her match with Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy (more on those later) and now she seems nothing more than a jobber. She inches forward as someone in the crowd slaps Batbear on his thigh to get him moving. Batbear roars and charges at Sara who dodges at the final second. She attempts to climb the turnbuckle, but Batbear swipes again, knocking her off. Sara’s leg is a huge gash of meat and Batbear notices.
Lissandra: Ohhhhhhh fuck.
Sara screams and asks the referee to get Batbear away but the ref simply says ‘no, I ain’t going near that fucking thing.’ Sara attempts to stand using the ropes but Batbear knocks her down with a roar. Batbear sniffs Sara’s leg and in the process stands on the stomach of Sara. The ref looks around confused until Lord Allton pipes up, holding the bridge of his nose… ‘FOR FUCK’S SAKE SCRUFF!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S A PINFALL!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THE FUCKING PIN!!!!!!!!!’
The ref counts and everyone counts along.
1……..2…….3!!!!!!
Belvedere: Your winner, ladies and gentlemen……..is BATBEAR!!!
Everyone cheers as Equality goes for a break.
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Lissandra: Welcome back to Equality everyone. Before we head to the ring for Carmen vs Marta Grimes, I’m told that we have a special message from CJ O’Donnell.
The camera goes backstage and you see “The Distinguished” CJ O’Donnell and he is dressed in his ring attire except this time he is wearing a shirt that read Gilbert - Dead Man Walking 😀.
CJ O’Donnell: Tonight on Equality Gilbert will learn the lesson of an ass whooping. He is going to understand the meaning of dead man walking. He thinks I wouldn’t accept his challenge on Equality just because this is the b show of OCW. I NEVER miss the opportunity of beating someone’s ass who deserves it. Gilbert you are out of your league when it comes to Alice Knight. That is my Queen. You may not look. You certainly can not touch. And if you have another wet dream of her well let’s just say use your imagination of just how violent I can be. You want an example see what happened to TIO at Luck of the Violent.
CJ smirks at the thought of just the mayhem he and TIO caused the other day in Ireland.
CJ O’Donnell: That was a man I called my brother and I showed him no mercy just think of what I am going to do to you in just a few short minutes. The pain. The blood. The bones broken. Gilbert this is going to be a nightmare for you. You will not get your happy ending and live happily ever after with Alice. Alice thinks you are a dweeb. All you are missing is that hat with the the little helicopter propeller on top. Hmmm well after this week that will change. You will be my personal assistant and no matter what I say or tell you to do you must obey. If you don’t then your dreams of becoming a OCW wrestler will die forever. I would wish you luck but you don’t have a shot in hell. You better not piss or shit yourself inside that ring. Gilbert I won’t lie and say I will make this quick and painless. No this is going to be painful. This will hurt you a lot. But the point I am going to make out of this match is that I will make a man out of you. Tell your momma you love her because you won’t be living in her basement anymore. I have a special placed picked out for you. Man this is gonna be fun.
The camera heads back to Lissandra who looks a little dumbstruck.
Lissandra: Look fans, I know that poor Gilbert doesn’t have a hope in hell of winning tonight but can we pray for some sort of miracle?
Lissandra sighs.
Lissandra: Oh well, next up is Carmen vs Marta Grimes. Let’s take it to Belvedere. Belv?
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen…currently in the ring….CARMEN!!!
A faint cheer for Carmen from the OCW personnel and wrestlers surrounding the ring.
Belvedere: And her opponent, from Omaha Nebraska, weighing in at 196lbs, she is part of Lord Allton’s security team on Tuesday Night Equality……Maaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes!
Grimes walks slowly down to the ring with purpose, the OCW personnel parting like the Red Sea as she walks past them. She reaches Lord Allton and the two share a fist bump before Grimes climbs into the ring and the ref rings the bell. Marta and Carmen walk to the centre of the ring and Marta taps her forearm like she’s checking her watch.
Lissandra: Definite disrespect shown there from Grimes. I know we’re waiting for the main event but Carmen does have the ability to - ooh! Too late! That’s a hell of a clothesline by Grimes!
Lissandra is right as Carmen is almost knocked out of her boots! Grimes then picks her up and lifts Carmen in the air by the wrists! She then brings her down with authority for the Marta’s Misery! She rolls Carmen over for the three count!
Lissandra: Grimes is not hanging around tonight! Fans, it’s almost time for the main event but first Lord Allton is in the ring.
Lord Allton politely asks Belvedere for a microphone and Belvedere obliges.
Allton: Good evening everybody. I won’t take up much of your time. Just that I’ve been informed by Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy that they are due to make their return next week. And they actually know who attacked them a few weeks ago because they actually saw who was responsible. So with that, on with our main event! Mr. O’Donnell, if you please?
CJ O’ Donnell climbs into the ring, shaking the hand of Lord Allton. Allton is helped out of the ring by Tank and Frankie. CJ looks around the ring for Gilbert but he cannot see him.
CJ: Fookin’ pussy. Where is he?
Again, no-one can see Gilbert at all until some nearby trees seem to shake with fear. CJ rolls his eyes, grabbing a chair from under the ring and heading to the shaking trees! Everyone follows CJ like an angry mob before CJ heads behind the trees. There’s a girlish scream and suddenly a loud thud! And CJ drags a lifeless Gilbert back towards the ring, pushing him inside as the ref rings the bell to officially get underway. CJ makes Gilbert stand up but our geeky hero is already out on his feet. CJ shouts to Alice Knight who unfortunately for Gilbert is loving EVERYTHING she sees from CJ.
CJ: HE WAS HIDING BEHIND HIS FOOKIN’ PETITION LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY! FUCKIN’ PATHETIC! WELL HERE’S WHAT I THINK OF THAT FOOKIN’ PETITION GILLY!
CJ pulls out Gilbert’s petition from a few weeks ago and rips it up into thousands of tiny pieces with all of the OCW crowd looking on, laughing. CJ bullrushes Gilbert into a corner of the ring and lays into him with punch after punch after punch. Gilbert is black and blue already and asks to give up.
CJ: Fook. Off.
CJ grabs Gilbert by the hair, still in the corner of the ring and lays into him more with four straight knees. Gilbert’s nose is bleeding and CJ gets some of Gilbert’s blood on his knee. He smirks before heading outside and retrieves a singapore cane from under the ring. Gilbert’s eyes slowly come into focus (kinda as his glasses are broken) and he starts to panic. He tries to escape but CJ grabs his shorts and **THWACK** The cane cracks on Gilbert’s back. Gilbert tries to escape on the opposite side of the ring but **THWACK** CJ catches Gilbert in the legs this time. Gilbert falls to the ground with a grimace - but he’s not about to let CJ see him cry, oh no! And so valiantly holds back the tears. He looks around for Alice Knight (who of course is cheering for CJ O’Donnell but in Gilbert’s mind is cheering for him).
Gilbert: For you, ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!
Alice is taken aback by this and she watches a blind Gilbert run somewhere towards CJ, but CJ simply sidesteps Gilbert and watches him crash into the opposite corner. Even CJ has to grimace a bit at the sheer force that Gilbert hits the opposite corner as he pulls down his knee pad. Gilbert turns around using the corner to steady himself before stumbling out of it.
IRISH KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ looks down at the crumpled Gilbert and picks him up, tossing a chair at him and making Gilbert hold the chair in front of his head. CJ then backs up, taking aim.
IRISH KNOWLEDGE INTO THE FOOKIN’ CHAIR!!
CJ then shakes his knee a bit, getting the feeling back in it and looks down at the broken Gilbert below. He kicks Gilbert in the forehead just to check if Gilbert is still breathing. He is, barely. CJ goes for the pin!
1…….2……..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner…..’The Distinguished’ CJ O’ Donnell!!!!!!!!!!!! As per the stipulations of this match, Gilbert is now the Personal Assistant of CJ O’Donnell!!
Lissandra: Poor Gilbert, I wonder what humiliating things CJ will have him do from now on? Oh well, that’s it for another week fans! We’ll see you next time!