Post by Lord Allton on Mar 15, 2022 16:30:10 GMT -5
Lord Allton is sitting in Central Park Zoo, New York City watching the various animals as we open on him. He is enjoying a mint choc chip ice cream and looks into the camera.
Allton: You know, OCW Faithful before coming to America and entertaining you all by kicking the sorry backsides of everyone in Outsiders and turning OCW Tuesday Night Equality into something other than glorified pornography - although I’m sure there are pockets of our Faithful that still wish it was of the former format - I worked at a zoo in England. It was a voluntary basis but other than what I do now, it was the best job of my life.
Allton smiles and reminisces.
Allton: Contrary to popular belief thanks to shows like the Tiger King, zoos these days do not hold animals captive purely for entertainment so all those PETA assholes that sneak into zoos to…
Allton does quote marks.
Allton: ‘Protest’ that zoos are evil are simply wrong. Without the work of zoos today -and if they are a real zoo - the conservation work that they do, many of the animals today would quite frankly and sadly become extinct.
Which brings me to you….. Mr. Losem… Outsiders’ resident Pokémon trainer. We have faced each other a few times now and each and every time I have defeated you. So my apologies but what makes you think that our match this time will be any different, my friend? I’ve beaten you once Losem - I don’t see why I need to waste my time and beat you again, since it is inevitable as to what the outcome will be.
Allton finishes up his ice cream, putting the tissue that was wrapped around the cone into the bin nearby.
Allton: That being said, I refuse to let down the OCW Faithful. They want me to kick your arse all over that backyard and that’s what I fully intend to do. A few weeks ago when I was still Outsiders’ Omega X Champion, you decided to take it upon yourself, did you not, and SHOVE PennyLord? How fortunate, Mr. Losem you are as I have managed to calm and quieten our favourite Clown of the Yard, but my good Mr. Losem this does not mean that you get the easier opponent in me. Merely it means that when I have you locked in the BarrySlayer, I tap you out and that will be the end of it. Gentlemen’s agreement and all that.
Allton smiles a devilish grin.
Allton: I tap you out, but leave you with your insides. A fair trade off I think…. But unlike these good animals as I hope will one day be the case but sadly like your animals…. Once I get you in the BarrySlayer there will be no escape for you. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins….hell play your favourite Pokemon game in preparation, it does not matter. I beat you -again -and you finally head to the back of the line.
Allton: You know, OCW Faithful before coming to America and entertaining you all by kicking the sorry backsides of everyone in Outsiders and turning OCW Tuesday Night Equality into something other than glorified pornography - although I’m sure there are pockets of our Faithful that still wish it was of the former format - I worked at a zoo in England. It was a voluntary basis but other than what I do now, it was the best job of my life.
Allton smiles and reminisces.
Allton: Contrary to popular belief thanks to shows like the Tiger King, zoos these days do not hold animals captive purely for entertainment so all those PETA assholes that sneak into zoos to…
Allton does quote marks.
Allton: ‘Protest’ that zoos are evil are simply wrong. Without the work of zoos today -and if they are a real zoo - the conservation work that they do, many of the animals today would quite frankly and sadly become extinct.
Which brings me to you….. Mr. Losem… Outsiders’ resident Pokémon trainer. We have faced each other a few times now and each and every time I have defeated you. So my apologies but what makes you think that our match this time will be any different, my friend? I’ve beaten you once Losem - I don’t see why I need to waste my time and beat you again, since it is inevitable as to what the outcome will be.
Allton finishes up his ice cream, putting the tissue that was wrapped around the cone into the bin nearby.
Allton: That being said, I refuse to let down the OCW Faithful. They want me to kick your arse all over that backyard and that’s what I fully intend to do. A few weeks ago when I was still Outsiders’ Omega X Champion, you decided to take it upon yourself, did you not, and SHOVE PennyLord? How fortunate, Mr. Losem you are as I have managed to calm and quieten our favourite Clown of the Yard, but my good Mr. Losem this does not mean that you get the easier opponent in me. Merely it means that when I have you locked in the BarrySlayer, I tap you out and that will be the end of it. Gentlemen’s agreement and all that.
Allton smiles a devilish grin.
Allton: I tap you out, but leave you with your insides. A fair trade off I think…. But unlike these good animals as I hope will one day be the case but sadly like your animals…. Once I get you in the BarrySlayer there will be no escape for you. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins….hell play your favourite Pokemon game in preparation, it does not matter. I beat you -again -and you finally head to the back of the line.