At Home with the Dravers Twins: Episode 7 (Jonathan)

[The Dravers Twins]

We open to the beach. The ocean is unusually calm for this time of year. Crowds of people line the beach. Kids and adults alike playing ball games. Other people are laying down on the beach enjoying the view. We then cut away to the Dravers Boys making their way into a store that sells wetsuits and hires jet skis. Jonathan switches on the camera and stares into it. He has a look of fear while Nathan slaps him on the back while conversely having a look of sheer joy on his face.



Jonathan: Uh… hey guys and welcome to the seventh episode of At Home With The Dravers Twins where today… **Sigh**....



Nathan: Where today, Jon Boy is jumping sharks! Am I right??!! Ohh hoo hoo! This is going to be great!



Jonathan: Is this seriously because I beat you at paintball?



Nathan: Nah man. It’s because I love seeing you squirm, dude.



Jonathan: Hmm… yeah right.



Inside the shop, there’s a man behind the counter. He’s a man with a decent body to him - so decent that he himself could be a wrestler. He sees the twins walking up towards him and he greets them warmly.



Guy: Hey… how can I help you guys today?



Nathan smiles and leans an arm on the counter.



Nathan: Hey, hey my man. My brother would like to go shark jumping today.



Jonathan: No, he would not.



Nathan: Yes he most definitely would!



Guy: Oh yeah?



Jonathan: No. Most certainly not. No.



Nathan: Well tough. Because you most certainly are going. We need to put on a good show for all our viewers at home.



Guy: Viewers at home?



Jonathan lifts the video camera up and the guy nods.



Guy: I see! I get it. Alright then boys! I’ll get you boys your wetsuits. I’ll be right back.



The man walks away, leaving Nathan smiling still and Jonathan definitely not. After a few moments the man returns.


Guy: Alright boys I took the liberty of guessin’ your sizes, yeah? Here you go. Knock yourselves out, out there. Although, not literally of course. We don’t need that, now do we?



The man laughs.



Jonathan: Thanks man. We really appreciate this…



Nathan: Oh I most definitely do.



Jonathan: Yeah, some definitely more so than others.



We fade out.

========================================================
As we fade back in, the twins make their way to the jet ski park. Jonathan holds up the video camera and the twins look into it.



Jonathan: Crazy Chris and Dangerous Dan. ‘The Danger Boiz’. Masters of their own match. The Danger Zone match. You guys are, as we’ve already said, one of the greatest tag teams in professional wrestling history. But hell you guys don’t need us to suck your dicks. You already know how good you are and Nath and I, we’re not taking any of that away from you. However just because we’re facing you on your own home turf - the Danger Zone match is your match after all is your world and we get that, we really do - I hope that you don’t think that this is going to be an easy win for you.



OCW is the one place where the Danger Boiz have never won tag gold. But we did. The Dravers Twins absolutely did. Not once, but twice. Not only that but OCW brass realised that our TV show was so damn popular that they gifted us the tag team championships! The tag team titles that we are so graciously putting on the line at Access Denied.



The reality is Danger Boiz is that you should be thanking us for this opportunity for us giving you this chance. Chris, Dan… Can you really hang with the Dravers still? OK… granted, I know that we’ve been out of the OCW ring for some time but we are still working alongside OCW brass. Our reality show is the highest grossing television show on OCW TV.



What have you been doing lately? Because since our match was announced with you at Access Denied, we haven’t heard anything from you. Aside from when you attacked us -unprovoked - at that autograph signing! The fact that you felt the need to attack us to get this match proves to us what kind of men you guys are.



Nathan said it all. It all begins with jealousy with you. We’ve got everything that you two want. We’ve done everything that you two ever wanted to do. And that eats you up. We were ready to have a decent match with you. But now… now it’s an eye for a fucking eye. You attacked us unprovoked but at Access Denied we will not be held responsible for what we do to you.



I mean sure we want to keep those tag team titles but keeping the titles is secondary to us. When the four of us step into that cage, into the Danger Zone, it will be you two that won’t be walking out of that cage. You two are the villains in this scenario. And like any good hero, at Access Denied, the Dravers twins will slay the villains!



We hope Boiz that you’re ready for Access Denied because Nathan and Jonathan most certainly are. We are going to enter the Danger Zone and we are going to walk out of that cage with those titles raised above our heads. And THEN, we’re gonna finish the match and smash you over the head just like you did with us.



And then we’re going to go back to having OCW TV’s greatest TV show. Ready boys? Good. Because you two are going to end up Seeing Double!

========================================================
: Hey! You boys want something?



The twins turn around and there’s a man walking towards them.



Jonathan: Uh… yeah. You run the jet skis?



Man: Yeah. Name’s Dave.



Jonathan: Great…Dave. We were wondering if we could take a couple of jet skis out.



Dave: Yeah sure. Wait…… you’re the two wrestling twins, right? The….Dravers?



Nathan: Yup. That’s us.



Dave: Yeah, yeah! You know I’ve been following your career for some time now. And your show on OCW! Man that is some funny shit right there!



Jonathan: Hey thanks man. So uh… jet ski?



Dave: Right! Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah Toby said that you wanted to try out the shark jumping course.



Nathan: Toby?



Dave: The dude who gave you your wetsuits…?



We fade out.

========================================================
When we fade back in, Jonathan Dravers is riding on a red jet ski (of course) with a white and black trim along the bottom. In the water there is an obstacle course set up. Nathan is riding a similar jet ski except that where Jonathan’s is red, Nathan’s is a light purple colour. A shame that there were no deep pink jet skis. The course consists of six ramps with a ring at the end of the course that houses the sharks.  Nathan has already run the course by the time that we fade in.



Jonathan: So what type of sharks are at the end of the course?



Nathan: Great whites.



Jonathan: Of course it’s great whites.



Nathan: Ha ha! So we doin’ this shit or what?



Jonathan relents, nodding his head. He revs up the jet ski, building up speed towards the first ramp. Nathan is already ahead speeding over the first ramp.



Nathan: Woooooooohoooooooooo!!



Jonathan revs up the ramp just behind Nathan. He flies up and over, landing with a huge splash in the water. A few minutes (and ramps) later and the twins end up at the final ramp nearest the sharks. Jonathan looks up and towards the ring with the sharks inside and lo and behold! There are indeed Great White Sharks in the ring.



Nathan: One final hurdle bro! Are you ready?



Jonathan: Oh, I’m fucking ready alright!



The twins head off towards the final ramp. They head up into the air over the ring with the sharks in slow motion and slowly during that slow motion, the camera slowly fades out.  We then fade out to black.

========================================================
The twins’ camera then turns on and Jonathan holds it. The twins are now back at the beach dripping wet but whilst Jonathan talks, Nathan dries his hair with a towel.



Jonathan: OK Dravers Fam, I have to admit that was pretty fun. Also… Danger Boiz! We’ve been getting into the mindset of getting into the zone. The danger zone. We’ve just jet skied over great white sharks… but hell, at Access Denied…we’re going to be the sharks in this case. Oh sure… The Danger Zone match is your house but after Access Denied, it’ll be the Dravers twins that will own your match. We will be the ones that will be the masters of the Danger Zone.



You’ll be swimming with hunters that have already been the champs in OCW. Something that you boys never will be. You thought that challenging us to your house would give you the advantage but you couldn’t be more wrong.



At Access Denied, whether you like it or not Chris and Dan….WE WIN.



The camera abruptly turns off.

—------------------------------

Word Count: 1,518