: We cut backstage to see Mike Zybala watching the last few minutes of the Bills game. As the clock reaches zero, he lets out a loud shout of joy. He then starts running around the entirity of the backstage area, flipping over everything that isn't nailed down and putting himself through any and every table, as is tradition. :
~Veronica peaks her head out of her locker room and see's the destruction and the ass end of Zybala running down the hall.~
Veronica: I guess the Bills won.
~She heads back inside not wanting to deal with the all broken tables.~
: The live crowd is going bananas at being in the OCW arena. They get even louder when Mike Zybala, wearing his freshly cleaned Josh Allen jersey, walks out from behind the curtain.... Backwards?!?! He seems to be holding something and a few steps later, we see that it's a couch! He has a stage hand holding the other side as the two carry it down the ramp. When they get to the ring, the call over security to help them hoist the couch over the top rope and into the ring. They put it on the far side do it's facing the big screen. Zybala thanks everyone and invites them to join him. He pulls out a remote control from his pocket, points it at the big screen and it comes to life with the NFL pregame show! Zybala then calls for a microphone. :
Zybala: I have my credit card and am inviting the locker room to join me. Snacks and drinks are on me! If you feel the need to wrestle, please do it during the commercials. I swear to God if you block the game, I'm breaking this remote over your head and losing my boot up your ass! It's playoffs, baby!
: Zybala orders more beer from his couch in the ring and yells for the sound truck to turn up the volume as we are 9 minutes until game time. It seems Lord Allton has joined him to see what this football is all about. :
Post by Lord Allton on Jan 23, 2022 19:05:21 GMT -5
Lord Allton downs some Pepsi and looks over at Zybala.
Allton: I'll be honest with you Mr. Zybala, other than wrestling and the odd basketball game for nostalgia purposes, I've never been a sporty guy. But American football does intrigue me.