: Zybala is woken up by all the ruckus. He looks on the stage as he wipes the sleep away from his eye. :
Zybala: Geezus! No offense, Penny, but see you first thing in the morning is a startling sight. Even if you're up there on the stage... Look Cheasy, I got no beef with you. You say that you are here with the authority of Pablino, so I assume that means that slimy, no good sonofabitch is somewhere here listening. I'm only going to say this once, so open your ears Greegorhey!
I was the owner of OCW, but I never sold the company in any way, shape, or form. YOU, my obviously lacking in the vision department "friend", bought MY company from that fake ZyBALDa. I'm not even sure if his first name is Mike. So you just gave a bald asshole money for the legal rights to NOTHING! Yes, you may have put money into MY company. That only makes you a SPONSOR, not an owner. And since your ads have run on air time, I'd say OCW kept its end of the bargain.
You just gave me a side quest. I was gonna focus on the world title, but you being a coward and using Cheasy as a messenger instead of coming to me face to face is making me pursue a different path. A path were I get MY authority back. I have multiple people looking into things, but as of right now, you're all looking at the TRUE owner of OCW! And I'm still not leaving MY ring until you get out here, Pablino!
PennyLord: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mikey. Hehehehe hi everybody. Now look, Pablino... you're gonna do as Mikey says........... or I'm gonna FEAST ON CHEASY'S FEAR! PennyLord sniffs. And by the looks of it,HE has a lot...........
Last Edit: Dec 8, 2021 6:32:18 GMT -5 by Lord Allton
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 8, 2021 13:46:43 GMT -5
~The alarm clock goes off. Welsh sits up and stretches. Greg walks in with a tray of breakfast...BREAKFAST IN BED. Welsh smiles. It's going to be a great day~
~Welsh exits his expensive condo with a hug from Greg. He heads for his car...but Greg calls out. Marcus turns around. Greg holdsup Welsh's sack lunch. Marcus shrugs and laughs, heading back to retrieve his lunch. Greg chuckles and pats Marcush on the back. Welsh gets into his car and speeds off~
SUNSHINE DAY
~Welsh looks in his rear view mirror. He sees flashing police lights. Marcus looks at us through the rear view mirror and does an exaggerated 'OH SHUCKS' sigh. He pulls over. The cop approaches and knocks on the window. Welsh rolls it down. The cop shakes Welsh's hand and asks for a photo and autograph. Welsh laughs and happily obliges~
SUNSHINE DAY
~Marcus pulls up to the drive-thru window at McDonalds. An entire tray of piping hot coffee is handed his way. He extends his debit card but they wave it off. They say what he's done with OCW is payment enough. Welsh blushes and thanks them, driving off~
SUNSHINE DAY
~Welsh pulls into the OCW parking lot. Most of the mess has been cleaned up. He steps out of his car and struts for the front door, tray of coffee in his hands. The Knife Man kicks the door open and heads his way~
Welsh: KNIFEY, MY MAN
~The Knife Man stops Welsh and begins to gesticulate, waving his giant blade in dramatic fashion. Welsh drops the tray of coffee, spilling the delicious liquid all over the freshly washed sidewalk. We cut away~
Post by theverybest on Dec 8, 2021 13:57:12 GMT -5
~ The speakers come alive with a power metal cord starting to play. "Gotta Catch Em All" by PowerGlove hits the speakers as the fans.......mummer? Talking amongst themselves is more like. Nobody shows interest in Soot Losem as he steps out from behind the curtain. He walks over to PennyLord and gives him a hard (for Soot's standards) shove. He then runs backstage while making hand gestures around his waist, maybe wanting a Omega X title shot? PennyLord looks more confused than annoyed. ~
~A camera focuses on a local judge, holding a contract that's been signed and notarized. Legally binding. It's for the sale of OCW. The signatures read 'Gregory Poblano dba Poblano Inc' and 'Mike Zybala'~
Lawyer: As you all can see...Mr. Zybala, under no duress whatsoever, and of sound mind and body signed OCW over to Gregory Poblano earlier this year in an effort to fund OCW's return PPV, 'Infection'. Any claims otherwise are merely the desperate words and actions of a man who cannot and will not win a title within the prestigious promotion.
~He places the papers down~
Lawyer: Mr. Poblano is an upstanding citizen of this city and state. The fact that Mr. Zybala continually attempts to disparage Mr. Poblano's good name only lends credence to the fact that Mr. Zybala is a loathsome person and someone who cannot be trusted.
~We get a quick reflection of Poblano seated across from the Judge via the glass covering a law degree hanging on a wall behind the lawyer~
Lawyer: I'd say more but, it'd be a waste of important time. Thank you all for listening.
Zybala: Pfft. I'm sure that anyone with eyes will notice a "D" between the L and the A in that signature. I'd like my lawyers to take a look at that "contract." Plus there's that little insurance policy I have.
: Zybala gets out of the ring and heads backstage. He walks past Cheasy and PennyLord. He gives the latter a respectful nod. :
Post by Lord Allton on Dec 8, 2021 15:45:33 GMT -5
After being shoved by Soot Losem, PennyLord let's go of Cheasy M much to Cheasy's relief and nods at Zybala.
PennyLord: Run along Cheasy. PennyLord has more pressing matters.
Cheasy continues to stand there.
PennyLord: I SAID RUN ALONG!!!
This time, Cheasy takes off and PennyLord grabs the microphone from Belvedere.
PennyLord: Whenever you want, Losem. Whenever you want. The Clown or the Lord are fighting champs. But don't forget, you have to prove you can beat me. I already have beaten you.
The crowd cheer in agreement as PennyLord smiles an evil grin.
Last Edit: Dec 8, 2021 15:50:24 GMT -5 by Lord Allton
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 8, 2021 19:37:43 GMT -5
~Backstage, Welsh stares at the destruction...the fiery destruction...the smoldering, burnt remnants of what was once the greatest office in the history of pro wrestling. His arms hang by his sides~
Marcus Welsh: Does Mr. Poblano know?
~He looks over at Cap Slock~
Cap Slock: YESSIR
Marcus Welsh: Well that's something, I guess.
~Welsh sighs~
Marcus Welsh: There's no coming back from this, Captain. There's no way Zybala gets another sniff at the OCW Title as long as Mr. Poblano is in charge.
~Slowly, Welsh turns and motions for the cleaning crew to get in there and begin repairs~
~Backstage, Welsh stares at the destruction...the fiery destruction...the smoldering, burnt remnants of what was once the greatest office in the history of pro wrestling. His arms hang by his sides~
Marcus Welsh: Does Mr. Poblano know?
~He looks over at Cap Slock~
Cap Slock: YESSIR
Marcus Welsh: Well that's something, I guess.
~Welsh sighs~
Marcus Welsh: There's no coming back from this, Captain. There's no way Zybala gets another sniff at the OCW Title as long as Mr. Poblano is in charge.
~Slowly, Welsh turns and motions for the cleaning crew to get in there and begin repairs~
~ Zybala is standing right there when Welsh turns around, startling the G.M. ~
Zybala: Then maybe he shouldn't be in charge anymore, Marcus.
Post by Dylan Thomas on Dec 9, 2021 5:11:27 GMT -5
Lord Allton is in the A-List Family locker room removing the PennyLord facepaint when there's a knock at the door.
Lord Allton: Ugh. Tank, will you get that, please?
No answer. Still knocking.
Allton: Vinnie? Frankie?
Still there's knocking at the door.
Allton: Dylan? Lissie?
No answer from anyone and still the knocking persists.
Allton: Ugh. Fine. Hold on a moment!
Allton heads to the door. The red and white paint is gone, but the black still remains just slightly, so it looks like Allton's wearing guy liner just a little bit. Opening the door, he finds Veronica Strader, Roxxie G and Marcy the Head Mistress standing there.
Allton: Well, I hate to infringe on a gimmick but..... hello ladies. Do excuse the....uh... well. **Ahem** What can I do you for?
Last Edit: Dec 9, 2021 11:10:52 GMT -5 by Dylan Thomas
Post by Veronica Strader on Dec 10, 2021 8:27:04 GMT -5
~ Veronica sneers as Roxxie and Marcy stand on either side of her. Vee rests her hands off the OCW Trans-Atlantic Championship.~
Veronica Strader: Lord Allton, right? Veronica Strader. I pushed your show via Twitter during my Jane Doe trolling phase and of course it's where I met my girls. Couldn't help noticing that you have my girl here booked against Matsuda. I know, I know, you are a busy man, what's my point, right?
~Veronica looks to Roxxie.~
Veronica Strader: I just want to make sure everything is... on the level. I saw that you added myself and The Head Mistress here to the match but I just wanna make sure that isn't for the purpose of making it seem like Roxxie isn't at a disadvantage when she really is.
~Roxxxie and Marcy place a hand on each of her shoulders showing solidarity.~
Veronica Strader: So, Lord Allton... everything is razor, and I mean razor straight, right?
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 10, 2021 12:21:37 GMT -5
~After hearing Zybala's suggestion about Poblano no being in charge, Welsh quietly walked away and into a dark room. Why a dark room? Because dark rooms don't need any sort of description and they can contain LITERALLY ANYTHING. This Dark Room has a computer with some grainy, grainy footage~
Marcus Welsh: This is it?
Voice in the Dark: Yessir. This is the footage of Zybala signing OCW over to Poblano.
Marcus Welsh: Why is it so grainy? Shit looks like it aired on a local TV station at one o'clock in the morning around 1965.
Voice in the Dark: *shrugs*
Marcus Welsh: Fine. Play it.
~The footage rolls. Poblano is at his desk motioning for someone off screen to enter. That person does. It's a man wearing a really obvious wig. He throws a few 'superkicks' but his leg only gets, like, a few inches off the ground. He's carrying a pretty massive guy and, well, doesn't look much like Zybala...at all. Welsh leans forward, squinting through the grainy footage~
Marcus Welsh: Unless Zybala was having a super bad hair day and was fresh off destroying an all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet....that...that's not him.
~The man slaps the contract in front of Poblano and signs it. Poblano stands and shakes his hand. He then applauds the man for signing. The man that is dressed like Zybala throws a few more weak ass superkicks. The hair atop his head starts to slide off, so he rushes to keep it on his head before scurrying off screen. Welsh stands upright, his face illuminated by the snow now scrambling across the tiny monitor~
Marcus Welsh: Well, that isn't Zybala. But I'm not sure we can really do anything about it.
Post by Dylan Thomas on Dec 10, 2021 16:40:27 GMT -5
Lord Allton smiles.
Allton: A pleasure, Miss Strader. I will be completely honest with the three of you. I became the General Manager of Monday Night Equality - thank-you by the way for feeding it all to the Twitterverse - to make Equality the best damn weekly show that OCW puts out. I have known Matsuda for a very long time and I know she can have a great match with everyone. She is also very honourable and hates cheating of any kind. An admirable quality, I think you will agree. And I put you, Miss Strader and you....Miss Marcy out there for moral support for your sister in arms. If you would rather stay backstage, then that's fine. From what I have seen of Miss Gobbler she is going to be quite the standout here on Equality. That's why she was entered into the match against Whisper Mendoza for a chance for...
Allton looks down at the Transatlantic title.
Allton: At Death March. Miss Gobbler, why you weren't entered into the match, I have to discuss with Mr. Welsh. Anyway.... you needn't worry. My intentions are very noble and as straight as an arrow.
Allton turns to Roxxie.
I simply thought the two of you could have a great match. If there is anything else I can help you with, please let me know. And let's collectively kick arse shall we? Oh....Miss Gobbler, thank-you for your assistance with Fuckin' Wendy last week.
~We cut to the OCW Studio. Cheasy M sets behind his trusty desk...he appears to be all warmed up after OCW's excursion into Canada (GREAT NATION TO THE NORTH) for Death March~
Cheasy M: Hello OCW Fans! Cheasy M here with a special report!
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
OCW TITLE
Cheasy M: That's right. Outcast survived Death March as OCW Champion. The ending had some controversy, to be sure. Many people are begging OCW to give Zybala another shot at the title some feel should be his. However, OCW owner Gregory Poblano has flat out denied Zybala any involvement in the OCW Title match at Access Denied. Instead...Mario Maurako will challenge Outcast for the OCW Title. Maurako is, by a wide margin, the greatest wrestler in OCW history to never hold the OCW Title. Some speculate it's the lone reason Mario continues to return to the ring. Can Mario scratch that final item off his bucket list? Or, will Outcast begin 2022 the way he ended 2021...as the dominant force in OCW.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
CRAZE TITLE
Cheasy M: Ed Houston is a three time, Three Time, THREE TIME Craze Champion. Congratulations, Ed. Houston had a tough 2021, coming up short on a number of occasions. However, he ended the year on a high note...adding another title to his already impressive OCW career resume. If Maurako is the most accomplished wrestler to never win the OCW Title, Houston might be #2. Will 2022 be the year Houston wins the big one? We'll find out. But first, he's set to defend his Craze Title at Access Denied. Who will step up and challenge him? The names I'm hearing are BRIM, Dylan Thomas, and Curt Canon. BRIM fell JUST SHORT of defeating Ed at Death March...a rematch would certainly be worthy. Dylan Thomas picked the wrong attire for his Craze Title defense, costing him a shot at victory...a rematch would certainly be worthy. And, finally, there's Curt Canon...Houston's mortal OCW enemy. Curt's built a quiet 4-1 record since returning...could we see Canon and Houston face once more? I'd be down.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
TRANSATLANTIC TITLE
Cheasy M: Jane Doe unmasked as Victoria Strader only to then transform into Veronica Strader. Veronica Strader promptly demolished Whisper Mendoza and Fuckin Wendy in route to claiming the TransAtlantic Championship. Strader, once purged, pestered, fought, and, eventually, earned her way back into OCW. Her victory only increased her appetite for success as she immediately signed up to defend her TransAtlantic Title at Access Denied. Now, as with Ed, the only question that remains is...who will face her? The rumored names I'm hearing are Dylan Thomas and Curt Canon. There isn't much history between these two and the current TA Champion...but these two names are OCW households and they've more than earned the right for a title shot at Access Denied. I'm told BRIM and Zybala are not being considered for the TA spot.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
WHAT ABOUT ZYBALA?
Cheasy M: If Mike Zybala isn't being considered for the Craze or TransAtlantic Titles...and if he's banned from competing for the OCW Title then...what's he going to do at Access Denied? I'm told he will definitely have a match...a match that could go a long way in settling the issues he's having with management.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
ERIN GORDON
Cheasy M: HUGE news earlier today as Erin Gordon returned to OCW. OCW is a private company that only allows former members or friends of members (after being successfully vetted by staff) a roster spot. So, any addition to the roster is a huge, promotion altering move...especially with the addition is as talented as Erin Gordon. I'm told Gordon will be in action at Access Denied. In what capacity? We'll find out. Welcome back, Erin Gordon.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
ANOTHER ROSTER ADDITION?
Cheasy M: I'm told one other name is being vetted as we speak. Too early to say whether they'll be allowed entrance into OCW. Several names have been vetted over the past month and only one has been allowed to enter (Erin Gordon). So, don't get your hopes up. OCW management is not going to flood the roster with a bunch of names in an effort to look 'big'.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: And that does it for this report. Once enough news piles up to necessitate another CHEASY REPORT...I'll get behind this desk and deliver it to you. Until then, keep it cheasy, folks.