PennyLord's Playpit: Halloween ep, feat Leo the intern!
Oct 31, 2021 18:12:05 GMT -5
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Post by Dylan Thomas on Oct 31, 2021 18:12:05 GMT -5
That creepy opening music of the mixture between IT Chapter Two’s Oranges and Lemons and Fozzy’s Spider In My Mouth fills our ears and that my friends, can mean only one thing……. The titles finish and our clown is sitting in his chair -severed arm in hand (ha!), waving at the camera. He beckons the camera closer and it crawls closer, until we stop on PennyLord’s grinning face.
PennyLord: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!! Welcome PennyLord Peeps to PennyLord’s Playpit!
The stock sound of kids cheering echoes through our TV screens.
PennyLord: Hehehehehe!! Now, for this episode of the Playpit, I thought I might shower all of my PennyLord Peeps with some Halloween facts!! For example the most played Halloween song is Thriller by Michael Jackson.....because of course it is!
The sound of kids booing then plays and PennyLord’s face grows sour.
PennyLord: What, don’t you want to learn with your Uncle PennyLord? It would feel too much like school, is that it?!
PennyLass then wanders into shot with a wave to the camera and whispers in PennyLord’s ear. PennyLord shrugs.
PennyLord: What? Oh…. very well, I guess we can have some maiming and craziness as well… You all seemed to love our debut episode when I threw knives at Piledriver host Cheasy M. I suppose I could do something similar.
PennyLord then knowingly winks towards the camera and PennyLass then wanders off.
Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!
The sound of an owl then catches the attention of PennyLord who then turns to PennyLass.
PennyLord: PennyLass!
PennyLass: Yes, PennyLord?
PennyLord: Are you watching Alice and Owlis again?
PennyLass: No…
PennyLord heads over to the sofa where PennyLass is sitting.
PennyLord: Are you sure?
PennyLass: Uh-huh.
: Hoot! Hoot! Hooooooooot! She definitely isn’t PennyLoooooooooooooord! Looooooook! The TV isn’t even oooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!PennyLord: Oh yeah, right…… hehehehehe! Wait, who said that?
Suddenly a really creepy looking owl puppet arrives from behind the sofa. Owlfred’s ‘voice’ is provided by PennyLord off camera.
Owlfred: Hi PennyLord.
PennyLord: We are soooooooooooooooo gonna get sued.
[smear:#f9a0f2]Owlfred and PennyLass: What?
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PennyLord: Nothing! Hehehehe Owlfred!! Welcome to the party…
Owlfred: Thanks! Hey did you know back in Medieval times the owl was thought to be the form a witch takes and if you heard the Hooooooooooooot! You would die?
The stock sound of kids gasping then plays through our TV screens.
PennyLord: I didn’t. That gives me an idea. Follow me, PennyLord Peeps.
More stock giggling and PennyLord then motions for the camera to turn around and we find none other than Leo The High School Intern. He’s blindfolded and his hands are bound behind his back, kneeling down at a barrel full of apples! PennyLord slaps Leo on the back, causing him to flinch.
Leo: Who - who’s there?!
PennyLord: Hehehehe! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Leo! Or….not Leo, whatever your name is these days. Wanna play a game Leo?
Leo: Not really.
PennyLord and PennyLass both tut, unimpressed.
PennyLass: Ah come on, Leo…. get into the Halloween spirit! We are, aren’t we boys and girls?
The sound of stock kids cheering is played again. PennyLord removes Leo’s blindfold with a smile towards the camera.
Leo: Ah! Ah! Oh… it’s you, PennyLord.
PennyLord: You were expecting maybe Gunga Din?
Leo looks at PennyLord blankly, failing to get the obscure IT reference. PennyLord shakes his head.
PennyLord: Well…. I’ve decided that you, Leo, are going to Apple Bob on behalf of allllllllllllllllllll my PennyLord Peeps watching at home! Hehehehe!! Won’t that be fun?!!
Leo: I uh…..
PennyLord: TOO LATE!
Before he is able to say no and back out, PennyLord shoves Leo’s head under the water.
PennyLord: Now PennyLord Peeps, obviously apple bobbing is excellent fun!! Hehehe! But y’know what makes it EXTRA fun for Leo?
Before Leo drowns completely, PennyLord pulls his head up, out of the barrel. His face is a crimson mask.
Leo: Oh, my God…. are there razor blades in those apples?!!!!!
PennyLord gasps.
PennyLord: Ahh, ahh, ahh! Naughty, naughty! Giving away spoilers like that!!
Leo: You’re a psychopath!
PennyLord: Hehehe yeah…..
PennyLord bites his lip with embarrassment and slaps Leo on the back again.
PennyLord: You say the loveliest things. The PennyLord Peeps appreciate it, don’t you boys and girls?!
The sound of kids cheering and laughing plays again. PennyLord turns to the camera and smiles.
PennyLord: Now, kids…….. If you want to make someone apple bob, then make sure to insert razor blades into them!! There may be some Negative Normans out there who try and stop you but…. Don’t listen to them. Hehehe
: Hi PennyLord and PennyLass!Suddenly a really creepy spider hand puppet appears on the back of the sofa next to Owlfred.
Petunia’s voice is also provided by PennyLord off camera.
Petunia: Hi kids!
The sound of kids laughing plays as the clowns make their way over to the sofa again. Leo slumps down onto the floor.
Leo: Are you just going to leave me here like this?!
PennyLass: Yeppers! You can just get a new face, right? It’s what you did in OCW….
PennyLord giggles and high fives PennyLass.
Leo: And you’re not very kid friendly are you?! Teaching kids to cut other kids’ faces open!
PennyLord: Hey! Kids love this show!!
PennyLass: Yeah! Shut up, Leo!
PennyLord turns back to Petunia, trying to ignore Leo.
Leo: And another thing….
PennyLord: So…. Petunia, what brings you to the Playpit today?
Petunia: Well, I know not everybody likes spiders…..
The sound of kids saying ‘Awwwwwwwwwwww’ is heard.
Petunia: But I’ve come to celebrate Halloween in my own way.
Owlfred: Hey… PennyLord!
PennyLord turns his head to Owlfred. Leo is still making background noise. Something about PennyLord being a danger to society and to let him go…..some such rubbish.
PennyLord: Yes, Owlfred?
Owlfred: Can I eat Petunia?
Petunia: WHAT?!
Owlfred: I think it would be very educational….
The clowns shrug, Petunia very audibly gulps and Owlfred motions closer to Petunia.
Petunia: I….I….I’m venomous!
PennyLass: You’re a puppet!
Petunia: I’m based off of a venomous species…. I think.
PennyLord: It would be fun, but Owlfred I don’t think you can eat Petunia today. It’s halloween.
Kids saying Awwwwwwwwwww plays again.
Owlfred: Sooooooo tomorrow?
Leo: Hey! Hey! Don't ignore me.
Suddenly PennyLord heads back to Leo, lifting his head up off of the floor.
PennyLord: Keep talking, little man! I'll make you FLOAT DOWN HERE AND FEAST ON YOUR FEAR. FEAR SALTS THE MEAT AFTER ALL! AH, HELL! MAYBE I'LL JUST FEAST ON YOUR INSIDES!
Leo gulps and falls silent while PennyLass, the puppets and the audio of kids all giggle. PennyLord returns to his usual jovial, kid 'friendly' self instantly.
PennyLord: Hehehehe we’ll see, Owlfred!! Anyway kids, that’s about it for our Halloween episode. We’ll see you next time.
Fade.
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I hope you all enjoyed reading this one as much as I had fun writing it.
Also I found the puppets on google. Credit to whoever made them.
