Post by Marcus Welsh on Jul 12, 2021 18:00:30 GMT -5
~We cut to the OCW Studio...made up for a special news briefing from General Manager, Who’Re. Who’Re approaches the podium. Reporters snap photos and fill the previously silent room with scattered sounds of intrigue~
Who’Re: I’d like to thank you all for attending this impromptu briefing. And a friendly welcome to all of you watching on the OCW Network.
~Grace Rimmer and Greg stand behind their GM. The team of diVersity surrounds the stage, protecting their leader...should any malcontent try and fuck things up (looking at you, King Incredible)~
Who’Re: First of all. I’d like to wish Byson Kaliban and Krayzie all the best as they prepare for war against Thunder Knuckles and Bobby Bourbon in a few, short hours in the DMZ. I have no doubt they will defend this great promotion’s pride and honor by shutting those two idiots up. I’ve also ensured their safety by enlisting the help of an alpha diVersity team member...who I’m calling, diVersity1.
~We get a shot of diVersity1. Not a LIVE shot. But a photo. It’s the same, hulking, menacing diVersity member we saw boarding the plane with Byson and Krayzie a few days ago. Is the fix in?~
Who’Re: House of Cards is less than two weeks away and, yes, we are expecting this event to surpass Quarantined in every major category. A few huge surprises are in store. The concept surrounding this event has proven to be a very intriguing and popular one, based on some polling data we’ve received. This will be a landmark event for an already historic promotion.
~Who’Re looks at her watch. She seems antsy. A very busy woman~
Who’Re: And, to cap things off...I’d like to mention that earlier today OCW Champion, ‘Venom’ Xavier Lux was named the #1 Champion among all major promotions currently in operation by Denzel Porter. He can be found @denzelporter4 on Twitter. Another big win for Online Championship Wrestling. If you haven’t realized it by now, OCW is where the top talent competes. Always has been. Always will be. Xavier Lux is proving that he’s the man to carry the prestigious OCW Title into this new, glorious era.
~Who’Re slaps the podium with both hands~
Who’Re: Alright. That’s all I’ve got to say. I’d love to stay here and take questions but, as you can see, the work never slows when you’re the GM of OCW. I’d like to remind everybody watching to tune in tomorrow night for Across Enemy Lines. OCW’s first involvement in cross-promotional in-ring action. See ya
~Who’Re exits with Grace in front, Greg behind. The diVersity team surrounds. Reporters sigh with disappointment...THEY NEVER GET TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS. We fade out~
Who’Re: I’d like to thank you all for attending this impromptu briefing. And a friendly welcome to all of you watching on the OCW Network.
~Grace Rimmer and Greg stand behind their GM. The team of diVersity surrounds the stage, protecting their leader...should any malcontent try and fuck things up (looking at you, King Incredible)~
Who’Re: First of all. I’d like to wish Byson Kaliban and Krayzie all the best as they prepare for war against Thunder Knuckles and Bobby Bourbon in a few, short hours in the DMZ. I have no doubt they will defend this great promotion’s pride and honor by shutting those two idiots up. I’ve also ensured their safety by enlisting the help of an alpha diVersity team member...who I’m calling, diVersity1.
~We get a shot of diVersity1. Not a LIVE shot. But a photo. It’s the same, hulking, menacing diVersity member we saw boarding the plane with Byson and Krayzie a few days ago. Is the fix in?~
Who’Re: House of Cards is less than two weeks away and, yes, we are expecting this event to surpass Quarantined in every major category. A few huge surprises are in store. The concept surrounding this event has proven to be a very intriguing and popular one, based on some polling data we’ve received. This will be a landmark event for an already historic promotion.
~Who’Re looks at her watch. She seems antsy. A very busy woman~
Who’Re: And, to cap things off...I’d like to mention that earlier today OCW Champion, ‘Venom’ Xavier Lux was named the #1 Champion among all major promotions currently in operation by Denzel Porter. He can be found @denzelporter4 on Twitter. Another big win for Online Championship Wrestling. If you haven’t realized it by now, OCW is where the top talent competes. Always has been. Always will be. Xavier Lux is proving that he’s the man to carry the prestigious OCW Title into this new, glorious era.
~Who’Re slaps the podium with both hands~
Who’Re: Alright. That’s all I’ve got to say. I’d love to stay here and take questions but, as you can see, the work never slows when you’re the GM of OCW. I’d like to remind everybody watching to tune in tomorrow night for Across Enemy Lines. OCW’s first involvement in cross-promotional in-ring action. See ya
~Who’Re exits with Grace in front, Greg behind. The diVersity team surrounds. Reporters sigh with disappointment...THEY NEVER GET TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS. We fade out~