Post by The LEO on Jul 11, 2021 14:15:19 GMT -5
~We cut to Edward Jones...OCW’s third and mostly forgotten commentator. Relegated to doing the shittiest job...like traveling to North Korea. He’s seated in his hotel room...it’s a little after four in the morning...he can’t sleep. Hotel security surround him...keeping a watchful eye on what he’s about to broadcast.
Edward Jones: Hello OCW fans...Jones here. Couldn’t sleep so I thought I’d bring you all an update.
~Jones sighs, feeling the eyes of a watchful nation bearing down upon him~
Edward Jones: We’re here in Pyongyang at an unspecified lodging. Byson Kaliban and Krayzie are safe and sound, in their rooms. Plenty of equipment has been provided to keep them in shape and ready to go for the big match on Tuesday.
~Jones stands. A few guards reach for their guns~
Edward Jones: I’m just going to the window. Just to the window!
~A translator relays this. They ease back. Jones peels the curtain to the side and we get a look at the streets and commercial area surrounding their hotel. Citizens of North Korea are busy erecting and piecing together several items for a big rally the following day. Banners have already been put in place, hanging from street lamps displaying a proud Kim Jong-un above the OCW logo, Who’Re, and the team of Krayzie and Byson. It’s clear this is a very big deal~
Edward Jones: The entire nation of North Korea has positioned themselves behind OCW and its tag team champions. This is more than a wrestling match. It’s more than a battle for promotional pride. We’re looking at national integrity being placed on the line.
~The curtain is roughly yanked back in place by a security member. It’s clear they feel Jones has shown enough. Edward trembles and takes a seat on the edge of his bed~
Edward Jones: So, yes, everything is going great here. We’ve been welcomed with open arms. OCW and North Korea continue to be on the best of terms.
~Jones smiles as the translator relays his kind words. The security team nods...their hands leaving the holsters of their guns~
Edward Jones: Be sure to tune in tomorrow for the giant pep rally as North Korea celebrates the arrival of OCW and their impending victory over XWF, B.O.B., and South Korea! Until then, I’m Edward Jones signing off.
~Our feed is cut~
Edward Jones: Hello OCW fans...Jones here. Couldn’t sleep so I thought I’d bring you all an update.
~Jones sighs, feeling the eyes of a watchful nation bearing down upon him~
Edward Jones: We’re here in Pyongyang at an unspecified lodging. Byson Kaliban and Krayzie are safe and sound, in their rooms. Plenty of equipment has been provided to keep them in shape and ready to go for the big match on Tuesday.
~Jones stands. A few guards reach for their guns~
Edward Jones: I’m just going to the window. Just to the window!
~A translator relays this. They ease back. Jones peels the curtain to the side and we get a look at the streets and commercial area surrounding their hotel. Citizens of North Korea are busy erecting and piecing together several items for a big rally the following day. Banners have already been put in place, hanging from street lamps displaying a proud Kim Jong-un above the OCW logo, Who’Re, and the team of Krayzie and Byson. It’s clear this is a very big deal~
Edward Jones: The entire nation of North Korea has positioned themselves behind OCW and its tag team champions. This is more than a wrestling match. It’s more than a battle for promotional pride. We’re looking at national integrity being placed on the line.
~The curtain is roughly yanked back in place by a security member. It’s clear they feel Jones has shown enough. Edward trembles and takes a seat on the edge of his bed~
Edward Jones: So, yes, everything is going great here. We’ve been welcomed with open arms. OCW and North Korea continue to be on the best of terms.
~Jones smiles as the translator relays his kind words. The security team nods...their hands leaving the holsters of their guns~
Edward Jones: Be sure to tune in tomorrow for the giant pep rally as North Korea celebrates the arrival of OCW and their impending victory over XWF, B.O.B., and South Korea! Until then, I’m Edward Jones signing off.
~Our feed is cut~
