At home with the Dravers Twins (prelude +season 1)

[Dylan Thomas]

[smear:#ed3286]At Home with the Dravers twins[/smear:#fb1f06:0]

Denver Colorado, 1pm.  Nathan and Jonathan Dravers are at their parents' house messing around with their camera.

Nathan: C'mon Jon! I know we don't wrestle there anymore but Adi Gold was very, very insistent that she wanted to see a return of OCW's premier twin tag team.

Jonathan Dravers doesn't look convinced.

Jonathan: I dunno, Nath.  It's been quite some time...

Nathan: Yeah, but I mean...bro think of where it could lead! You don't want that asshole Dylan Thomas on OCW television forever do you?

Jonathan pauses listening to his brother.

Jonathan: I guess not.  Yeah.  Yeah...OK... Let's film this!

Nathan: Awesome!

[Adi Gold]

THE COMPLETE SERIES COMING SOON

[Marcus Welsh]

Jul 4, 2021 11:37:05 GMT -5 Adi Gold said:

THE COMPLETE SERIES COMING SOON

perfect!

[Dylan Thomas]

[smear:#ed3286]At Home with the Dravers Twins, Episode 1[/smear:#fb1f06:0]

We cut to a sunrise over a grassy hill with epic classical music beginning to play. You know the type - it’s like the opening chords of ‘I vow to thee my country’, but not that… for legal reasons. As the sun warms the grass below, a voice takes over.

Voice: In the world of OCW, there was a time when the tag team division meant something. Everyone’s favourite identical twin tag team were running roughshod over the division while helping out their best friend -OCW Champion Alice Knight from time to time…

Suddenly we hear the dreaded record scratch! We cut to a nice looking middle-class home in the Denver suburbs and Nathan Dravers appears in shot with his brother Jonathan (older by a mere ten minutes. That’s important, just ask him).

Nathan: Sadly, we’re not here for that!

Jonathan: Welcome to our show on OCW TV programming, ‘At Home with the Dravers Twins’. This show is going to knock the Kardashian show out of the water. Why? People will actually wanna watch us!

Nathan: So… what’s been new for us? Jon’s married for starters, with a kid on the way!

Jonathan: Yup. Follow me.

Nathan with the camera follows Jonathan to inside the house where a gorgeous twenty - something woman is sitting.

: Oh no, not me! Get the camera off of me, Nath!

The twins chuckle and Jonathan plants a kiss on the woman’s lips.

Jonathan: This is the light of my life - Maria.

Maria sheepishly waves into the camera.

: MOM!!

Nathan turns the camera to face him and smiles.

Nathan: Ah! Princess is up!

Nathan and Jonathan race to the stairs where they see a now almost ten year old Alex race down the stairs.

Alex: Mom!!

Nathan (behind the camera): Say hi, Alex....

Alex: What? Oh no....

Alex puts a hand up over the camera, covering her face.

Alex: Stop filming me!

Nathan: Nope. There was a time when you loved it!

Alex: I was a kid!

Jonathan: You ARE a kid, still.

Alex: You know what I mean. Guh!!! Go away!!

Alex races back up stairs forgoing talking to her Mom, because her older brothers are being knobs.

Nathan: You used to be cute!

Alex (from upstairs): SHUT UP!!

Suddenly the Dravers’ matriarch Charlotte Dravers comes in from the kitchen.

Charlotte: Alex? Did you shout me?!

**A pause**

Charlotte: Alex?!

**Nothing**

Charlotte: Turn that off. Dinner’s ready. You two and Maria are staying right?

Nathan (off camera): Hell yeah.

Cut to black

[Dylan Thomas]

[smear:#ed3286]At Home With The Dravers Twins: Episode 2[/smear:#fb1f06:0]

We open to Nathan driving his car, Jonathan sat next to him and Maria and Alex in the back seat. Jonathan is holding the camera.

Jonathan: Hey everybody and welcome to At Home With The Dravers Twins, episode 2. Where you find us… not at home.

Nathan: No, today… We've decided to take our little sister on a road trip. Isn’t that right, Alex?

Jonathan turns the camera onto a moody looking Alex who sticks out her tongue at the camera while holding up her hand, once again covering her face.

Alex: I told you, stop filming me!

Jonathan: No, you told Nathan. Not me.

Alex: Ugghhhhh!

Alex turns to Maria.

Alex: How the heck do you put up with him?!

Maria: Well… you’ve had to for almost ten years…

Nathan: Yeah. But that was back when she was a cute little girl.

Alex softly nudges Nathan’s shoulder as he drives.

Nathan: Almost caused us to crash there. You got that on video, right Jon?

Jonathan: You know it.

Alex: Where are we going anyway?

Nathan: The beach.

Alex rolls her eyes.

Alex: Great.

Jonathan turns the camera to face him.

Jonathan: OK…. so…. We’ve still got about forty minutes before we get to the beach. So we’ll see you when we get there.

Jonathan is about to turn the camera off when Alex stops him.

Alex: Hey, Jonny…

Jonathan turns the camera to Alex.

Jonathan: Yeah?

Alex: I’m sure everyone at home watching this is wondering the same question.

She smirks.

Maria: Which is?

Alex: When your kid is born…

Jonathan: Yeah?

Alex: Is it going to pop out with bright red hair?

Jonathan: Hey!

Alex shrugs her shoulders with a wink, mouthing to the camera ‘it’s a genuine enquiry, right?’

Jonathan: Kids… We’ll be back soon.

Jonathan puts his hand over the camera, sending it to black (ala Sammy Guevara and his Vlog), before doing the reverse and revealing that they have now made it to the beach. Jonathan pans the camera around taking in the beautiful scenery. The lake waters lapping up the beach.

Nathan: OK so here we are…. In….where are we?

Jonathan: You drove here!

Nathan: I know.

Maria (off camera): Chatfield State park.

Nathan: Chatfield State Park! That’s right. Come out this way if you’re ever out Denver way. The lake is stunning.

Jonathan zooms in on the lake through the trees where people are boating and jet skiing and generally having a good time. The group make their way through the trees to the water’s edge, admiring the view.

Alex: I heard there are crocs in this lake. And alligators.

Jonathan: If that’s true, you’re lunch while we get away.

Alex: What? No fair!

Nathan: Perfectly fair if you ask me…

Alex, from this point on nervously and periodically shoots a glance to the water’s edge wondering if a crocodile is going to come up and eat her. Eventually the group gets tired and sits down on the beach overlooking the lake. Nathan begins to skim stones on the water. However he doesn’t see Alex remove her jacket and sneak up behind him. Looking towards the camera and putting a finger to her lips she runs at Nathan’s back, leaping on him, causing him to fall forward into the water.

Nathan: Hey! What the fu--?

Jonathan, Maria and Alex all laugh as Nathan removes excess water from his face, splashing Alex in the process. Brother and sister then proceed to have a water fight while Jonathan and Maria look on from the beach and film, while laughing.

Jonathan: Right, that's it for episode two. Join us for episode three when we’ll have an old friend on the show. The one and only Alice Knight! We’ll see you then!

Jonathan puts his hand over the lens cutting it to black.

[Dylan Thomas]

[smear:#ed3286]At Home With The Dravers Twins: Episode 3, with special guest[/smear:#fb1f06:0]


Nathan: Hi guys and welcome to Episode 3 of At Home With The Dravers Twins!  Please help us welcome to the show the super talented and one of our close best friends.............Alice Knight!

Jonathan: Hey, Alice! What’s up!?!

Alice appears beside the twin brothers as she hugs each of them.

Alice: Oh you know, livin' the life, you know? And hey, since we're going to chill out your house today, I brought some board games we could play...

Jonathan: It’s awesome to see you again. You’re looking great!

Nathan: Sweeeet! Alex loves board games...

Alice: This game is called Twister... or preferably on drunkin' nights, NAKED Twister. It's so much fun. Butt naked...

Jonathan: Um, I don't think that's appropriate for children or even adults. It's a little... weird, Alice.

Alice: Oh?

Nathan: Yeah. We could have a drink or two but let's keep our clothes on...

Alice: Well... can I wear a bathing suit at the very least? Wouldn't that be fun, Alex? Tequila shots and *sighs* Bathing suit Twister?? She looks so grown up... can I get a selfie with you, Alex?

Alex: This sounds like fun and all... but... no pictures!

Alice: Are you not an Owl Head no more?

Alex: Ugh...

Alice: Did I fart?

Nathan: Nah, she's just a little moody lately...

Alex: Of course I’m still an Owl Head! It’s just…. Shut up Nath!

Jonathan looks at Nathan.

Alex: I’ll be right back, I guess

Alex goes to her room to change into a bathing suit upon Alice's request.

Jonathan: What other games did you bring?

Alice hands Nathan the bag. He begins going through it.

Nathan: Um... an empty Monopoly box. Ooooh kay. Um, this appears to be a half deck of playing cards. This... this ... this isn't even a game... it's just a VHS copy of Eye for An Eye with Sally Field...

Alice: AND KEIFER SUTHERLAND, NATH'!!!

Nathan: Right...

Jonathan: Well, we got a lot of board games... we can order a pizza and just chill out playing games, listening to music and telling old stories...

Alice: Now let's go put on our bathing suits...

Nathan: Do we have to...?

Alice gives the boys a dirty look and raised eyebrow.

Jonathan: Um, ok...

Nathan: We'll... be back I guess...

Alice slaps them both on their butts as they walk away as she laughs.

Jonathan: Alice…. You know I’m married now, right?

As if on cue, Maria comes through the door smiling.

Maria: Alice Knight. I’ve heard so much about you. I’m Maria, Jon’s wife

The twins emerge from their bedrooms wearing their bathing suits just as Alex comes back down. Nathan holds the camera.

Nathan: So Alice... for the people at home, remind us who you are - as if we could forget....

Alice: Yea, I know you're married. Sorry I didn't make the wedding, but I hope that crockpot I gave you is doing wonders for you. Hi, Maria. A pleasure. Also, about me? Hmmm...

Alice smiles looking into the camera.

Alice: I am Alice Knight. Former OCW Champion and OCW Hall of Famer. Um, I love animals, started this OWL is Night movement to potentially protect animals and Owls. And like most people in America, I make my own mustard. No big deal...

Alice pulls out another bag, where she has a couple jars of mustard in it.

Alice: I brought you guys some free samples...

Maria: Greeeeeat... Um, can we NOT eat it tonight?

Alice: OF COURSE NO! But thanks for having me at your home and on your show, guys. This one feels like a winner!

Jonathan: Yeah.... We hope so too.

Alex arrives in in her bathing costume not looking that impressed.

Alex: God I hope my friends don't see this....

Maria: Jon... why are you three -

Maria notices Alice quickly strip down to her bathing suit.

Alice: Ready! I'm sooooooooo gonna beat you three...

Maria: You know what? I'll let you catch up.

Maria leaves the room confused.  Alex, Alice, Jonathan and Nathan then get the twister board out.

Alex: Right foot, blue!

Nathan: When we joined OCW the three of us kinda looked out for one another and then we were forced into that handicap match against you. How did you feel going in?

Jonathan: I remember feeling like shit.

Alice: Classsssic times... hang on...

Alice laughs and walks over to the Dravers' stereo system with a CD of all things.

Nathan: We do have Spotify, Alice.

Alice: You can't get the best stuff on spoter-fries.

She puts in the CD and of all things The Last of the Mohicans instrumental score begins playing. The Dravers family look at each other confused as they set up the Twister board. Alice dances back to the living room area.

Alex: Oh, my god. We're actually doing this? Listening to this?

Alice: You're hilarious, Alex... Such a good soundtrack, and to answer your question. I was in a odd spot at the time. Everyone was loving ALICE KNIGHT! The world was going cah-ray-zy for me. And I never had that much spot light. And I was running wild on OCW. Getting my 'push' if you will. The push that I eventually stumbled with. But that's another story. But I had CJ at the time, and you guys backing me up. And when it came to our match, I knew I couldn't stop this momentum I had going... so yeah. We had a little dispute at the time. The three of us were at the top of our game and we didn't want to lose it. And...

Alice takes a shot of tequila and spins the twister arrow.

Alice: RIGHT FOOT BLUE TO LEFT HAND GREEN. I GOT THIS...

Alice goes to the twister blanket and instantly slips on her back. Everyone looks concerned as Alice jumps back to her feet giving the family a thumbs up!

Alex: Left hand green to Left foot yellow!

The gang all try again and topple over once again.  Suddenly the video cuts to Nathan and Jonathan standing now with their clothes back on.  

Jonathan: Alice, thank-you for being on the show.

Nathan: Yeah - Don't be a stranger this time!

Alice: I definitely won't!

Alice hugs the twins and just before the camera fades, we hear Alex shout to Alice.

Alex: WAIT! Alice.... as I said I'm still an Owl Head.  How can I not be?  Sooooooooooooo

Alex and Alice pose for a selfie together.

Alex: Love you Alice! 

Cut to black.

[Dylan Thomas]

[smear:#ed3286]At Home With The Dravers Twins: Episode 4[/smear:#fb1f06:0]

We open to the Dravers twins sitting in their parents’ living room with Charlotte, Alex and Richard watching Alex’s new favourite cartoon - Owlis & Alice.

Richard: Uh… honey?

Alex: Yeah?

Richard: What - what’s this?

Alex: Come on, Dad - you know Alice Knight…

Richard looks over at the twins

Jonathan: Yes, Dad.

Nathan: One and the same. OCW TV is really taking off. Speaking of….!

Nathan turns the camera on and both twins get into shot.

Nathan: What...uuuuup, Dravers Fam?

Jonathan: Side note: That’s ‘Dravers’, not Draver. The plural of our surname would be Dravers’s.

Nathan turns to Jonathan, confused.

Nathan: Um...what?

Jonathan: I’m just helping out some people that don’t seem to get it still.

Nathan: Get what?

Jonathan: Our name. Duh.

Nathan still looks confused but shakes his head.

Nathan: Uh… OK. Anyway! You join us at a very special moment in time.

Jonathan: Yes. We’re all here to watch Episode 3 of Alice Knight’s cartoon show Owlis & Alice! Which you can only view right here -like our show - on OCW TV!

Alex then snatches the camera away from Nathan and films herself.

Alex: What Jonny meant to say was, we’re watching episode 3 of Owlis and Alice for the fourth time!

Charlotte: I thought you didn’t like being filmed anymore, baby?

Alex: Only when the boys do it.

Richard and Charlotte laugh and then the family sit around to watch yet another episode of Owlis and Alice and Alex once again cracks up in hysterics.

Alex: I love that Ehud bit…

Richard: How OLD is Ehud these days?

Alex: I know! Even in the cartoon he looks…. I don’t know…. 415.

Nathan: 415?

Alex: Uh-huh.

Nathan: That’s a…. Very specific number, Alex.

Alex: …. And three quarters!

Jonathan: You’ve got an answer for everything, haven’t you?

Richard: Well...she did grow up around two smart-mouthed older brothers!

Nathan takes the camera back.

Nathan: See you all in episode 5!

Alex: Oh! Oh! Alice! Alice! If you watch this, do more cartoons!!

FADE