Post by Lord Allton on Jul 4, 2021 6:43:36 GMT -5
The last time that we saw our favourite Lord of the Yard he was hanging out with his parents, brother, sister and nine year old niece in Key West. Today, in honour of his epic battle with Soot Losem at Dystopia 21, and because he and his niece like animals, Allton has taken his niece to a nearby zoo. Walking around the elephant enclosure, Allton quietly smiles, remembering the elephants when the zoo he previously worked at had them.
Allton’s niece: Rob, remember when you worked at the zoo and you had elephants there?
Allton: Yes…?
Allton’s niece: What happened to them?
Allton: They went to another zoo for the um....
Allton’s niece: ‘The’ what?
Allton coughs a little uncomfortably as he sees two elephants over the rail having some...fun. He quickly hurries his niece along.
Allton: They were taken to another zoo to um….keep a boy elephant company. Our elephants were all girls so… Let’s take you to see the gorillas, eh? You like gorillas.
Allton’s niece: ‘Kay.
Allton sighs in relief as they make their way towards the gorillas. When they get there, they are just in time to see the gorillas also having….fun.
Allton: Oh jeez....
Allton’s niece: What...are they?
Allton: Ask mommy.
Allton’s niece: I’m asking you.
Allton shoves his face in his hands, grimacing.
Allton: OK… they’re wrestling.
Allton’s niece: Oh! Like you!
Allton: I - er… YES! - Well not exactly like me but - YES!
Allton’s niece: So….?
Allton: What?
Allton’s niece: How do you wrestle anyway?
Allton: You’ll see when you come to the show. But basically?
Allton’s niece: Uh-huh?
Allton lifts up his hand and balls it into a fist.
Allton: I take this fist here and I SMACK people over and over and over
Allton accompanies this explanation with punching motions.
Allton: Until they can’t take anymore. And then? Well remember how I bearhugged the hell out of you for fun?
Allton’s niece: Wasn’t fun for me…
Allton: Well I do that too. Just in their case - and particularly Mr Losem’s case I’m actually trying to hurt them.
Allton winks.
Allton: I mean I am the Omega X Champion so I must be doing something right. Then someday soon, you’ll be looking at the World Champion. And then you can tell all your friends at school that your favourite wheelchair bound uncle is a wrestling World Champion!
Suddenly out of nowhere Allton breaks the fourth wall, looking directly into the camera.
Allton: Ah Mr Losem…. Dystopia 21 is just around the corner and yet...where are you? You better not have died because you belong to me at the show! Congratulations though! Is this not your most high profile match to date? Actually going against someone that - you know - has actually won during his Outsiders tenure. You’re not going to beat me at Dystopia so don’t get any delusions of grandeur, but congratulations nonetheless.
A sarcastic smile crawls across Allton’s face.
Allton: I said before that you’ll be praying for PennyLord when I’m done but regardless you’ll be being choked out by the BarrySlayer! And…
Allton scoffs.
Allton: You are certainly not the wrestling calibre of....Barry.
Allton then turns back to his niece saying for them to get some ice cream as the scene fades.
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Word Count: 547
Allton’s niece: Rob, remember when you worked at the zoo and you had elephants there?
Allton: Yes…?
Allton’s niece: What happened to them?
Allton: They went to another zoo for the um....
Allton’s niece: ‘The’ what?
Allton coughs a little uncomfortably as he sees two elephants over the rail having some...fun. He quickly hurries his niece along.
Allton: They were taken to another zoo to um….keep a boy elephant company. Our elephants were all girls so… Let’s take you to see the gorillas, eh? You like gorillas.
Allton’s niece: ‘Kay.
Allton sighs in relief as they make their way towards the gorillas. When they get there, they are just in time to see the gorillas also having….fun.
Allton: Oh jeez....
Allton’s niece: What...are they?
Allton: Ask mommy.
Allton’s niece: I’m asking you.
Allton shoves his face in his hands, grimacing.
Allton: OK… they’re wrestling.
Allton’s niece: Oh! Like you!
Allton: I - er… YES! - Well not exactly like me but - YES!
Allton’s niece: So….?
Allton: What?
Allton’s niece: How do you wrestle anyway?
Allton: You’ll see when you come to the show. But basically?
Allton’s niece: Uh-huh?
Allton lifts up his hand and balls it into a fist.
Allton: I take this fist here and I SMACK people over and over and over
Allton accompanies this explanation with punching motions.
Allton: Until they can’t take anymore. And then? Well remember how I bearhugged the hell out of you for fun?
Allton’s niece: Wasn’t fun for me…
Allton: Well I do that too. Just in their case - and particularly Mr Losem’s case I’m actually trying to hurt them.
Allton winks.
Allton: I mean I am the Omega X Champion so I must be doing something right. Then someday soon, you’ll be looking at the World Champion. And then you can tell all your friends at school that your favourite wheelchair bound uncle is a wrestling World Champion!
Suddenly out of nowhere Allton breaks the fourth wall, looking directly into the camera.
Allton: Ah Mr Losem…. Dystopia 21 is just around the corner and yet...where are you? You better not have died because you belong to me at the show! Congratulations though! Is this not your most high profile match to date? Actually going against someone that - you know - has actually won during his Outsiders tenure. You’re not going to beat me at Dystopia so don’t get any delusions of grandeur, but congratulations nonetheless.
A sarcastic smile crawls across Allton’s face.
Allton: I said before that you’ll be praying for PennyLord when I’m done but regardless you’ll be being choked out by the BarrySlayer! And…
Allton scoffs.
Allton: You are certainly not the wrestling calibre of....Barry.
Allton then turns back to his niece saying for them to get some ice cream as the scene fades.
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Word Count: 547