OCW TVs 'NOT THE SAME' Ep.1 (Weathers vs Dean)
Jul 2, 2021 20:19:47 GMT -5
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Post by Adi Gold on Jul 2, 2021 20:19:47 GMT -5
'NOT THE SAME!'
We open on a shot of the OCW TV logo as we zoom out to see head of OCW TV Adi Gold on the OCW studios set. She begins speaking into a microphone.
Adi Gold: Hi everyone! I am Adi Gold, of course. And with the breaking news of former OCW President, Pres' Dean joining the ensemble cast of the NEW restored OCW TV series, Tick Tock with Vicky Stone. We are alllll super excited to see him on set... But some peeps at OCW TV, those lame geek writers made him the focus of the first episode of 'Not The Same'... where OCW TV compares a former OCW legend to a semi famous B-List Celebrity and give us 20 facts on why these people are not the same person. Intriguing right? Not really... but it was made, and we NEED content... So... Whoever did up with this GEM of an idea? Who knows? I no knows? My! NO! KNOWS! Enjoy...
OCW TV PRESENTS
WHY CARL WEATHERS IS NOT FORMER OCW PRESIDENT DEAN!!!
1. President Dean is a pro wrestler. Carl Weathers is not.
2. Carl Weathers co-starred in the Rocky movies as Apollo Creed. Dean, did not.
3. Both are African Americans, but are NOT the same person.
4. President Dean has dread locks. Carl Weathers does not.
5. Dean enjoys calling people 'Sucka'. Carl Weathers was in Predator. Not the same.
6. Carl Weathers resurrected his career on the Disney+ Series, Mandalorian. Dean has enever seen a Star Wars movie.
7. The Dean Clock was made infamous by President Dean. Carl Weathers can't read time.
8. Carl Weathers is a lover of all kinds of stew. Dean is allergic to broth.
9. Dean has once owned the Online Championship Wrestling. Carl Weathers doesn't own a computer.
10. Carl Weathers has starred in movies with 80s mega stars, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. Dean once met Ray Liiotta at a McDonalds in New Brunswick.
11. Dean believes in Ghosts. Carl Weathers has never seen a Ghostbuster movie.
12. Carl Weathers loves Doo Wop rhythm and blues kind of music. Dean loves hardcore barely legal pornography.
13. While both enjoy hotdogs, Dean is a hot sausage fan and Carl Weathers doesn't eat his 'dogs' on a bun.
14. Carl Weathers is a lager beer drinker. Dean is in to draft beers.
15. Both love prostitutes. But only Carl Weathers lets them live after the intercourse.
16. Dean understood the ending of The Sixth Sense (Because of his beliefs in ghosts) While Carl Weathers is still trying to understand Hudson Hawks ending.
17. Dean is a huge fan of fried chicken. And Carl Weathers loves watermelon. #NotRacist #Facts
18. Carl Weathers believes 9/11 was a Conspiracy done by the U.S. Government. Dean believes it was all CGI effects from LightingStorm Entertainment.
19. Dean collects various under pant speedo trunks he finds around the world. Carl Weathers doesn't collect... or wear underpants.
20. Finally. One is named Carl. The other is named Dean. Not the same person.
THIS WAS AN OCW TV ORIGINAL PRESENTATION... OCW TV = DESPERATE FOR CONTENT
