The scene opens up in a crumby small room where we see two out of shape white people and a aging black man sitting around a table with the OCW TV logo behind them. Stapled to the wall.
Jake: Okay! Wow! And inter promotional match. The situation involving the OCW TAG TEAM TITLES... Thunder Knuckles and Robbie Bourbon... against, Representing OCW ... Krayzie and... Byson Kaliban? July 13th should be epic...
Wyanita: Knuckles and Bourban versus... Who?
Tyrone: Forget that nonsense! Now that's what I am talking about! THE RETURN OF TIO! Mr. OCW! Mr. HALL OF FAMER! THE! INCREDIBLE! ONE! FUUUUUCK YA!
Jake: Fuck ya...
Wyanita: Heck ya... HECK, guys! Hi OCW TV subscribers. I am Wyanita...
Tyrone: I am Tyrone!
Jake: And I am Jake!
Wyanita: We are just super fans of OCW... we will be reviewing OCW shows, movies and promotional material here on OCW TV.
Tyrone: Who cares about you and Jake... It's all about the OCW Return of TIO, BAY-BAY! Like he said tonight... he is the face of the company! SAVED OCW!! Flake'n'Shake? NOT MY TIO!! OCW is TIO! TIO IS OCW!!!
Wyanita: He also said he and OCW is like Peanut Butter and Jam... But I don't like peanut butter or jam... but i like both OCW and TIO!
Jake: You're missing the point...Plus in all honesty... If Who're doesn't sign TIO for the next month... OCW might be doomed. THE FANS WILL RIOT!!
Tyrone: Well he isn't a Tony Savage...
Wyanita: Tony Savage isn't in the same league as The Incredible One... they aren't even the same ball park, not even the same sport. TIO is like Baseball... and Tony is... some weird foreign cricket game...
Jake: Who're makes the LAWS around here! And if she was smart, she'd up the roster to 10. TIO and TONY! Am I right???
Wyanita: Well she is about to sign a possible Sebastian The Beast, guys. Papers to be signed?
Jake: It be a great catch to get any of these three guys... unless they are activists against smokers, yo! But he is a smoker... eww. That shit is nasty, yo!
Wyanita: Plus he makes lame The Mozzarella jokes? Meh. But he did correct himself. OCW does not accept any applications currently... or supporting tobacco products.
Tyrone: But what about that throw back show... Aptitude vs Perfectly Marvelous. What a match, guys. What a show, Leo is right. Best. Pay. Per. View. Ever. OCW Stainless Steel Ride... bitches, get the OCW TV and find this show on Demand.
Jake: Wasn't that the same shit show with the Bird Cage match and the show was filmed and performed inside a prison? Give me a break... Minus. Five. Stars.
Wyanita: I am liking this build to HOUSE OF CARDS. What's up with Lissandra meeting with Peter Vaughn? That is weird, no?
Tyrone: Well Dylan and Vaughn cannot work together. That's like putting a dull dead crab working with some ... Janitor?
Wyanita: I think it could work, no?
Tyrone: Lissandra is a brilliant lady. She knows what's good for Dylan Thomas. I like them working together... if she didn't trust Vaughn, it wouldn't be worth their or our time.
Jake: Janitors cannot be trusted. Nope. Not liking this... I bet the Janitor can't even afford that coffee they drank together.
Wyanita; He paid the bill with a 100 dollar bill!
Jake: Monopoly money, girl! Monopoly MONEY!
Wyanita: I don't think...
Jake: MONOPOLY MONEY!!!
Tyrone: yeah yeah yeah... What about Mike Zybala still helping out Marcus Welsh, get back to 100% mental capacity.
Wyanita: He is such a good friend to Marky Marc.
Tyrone: Syxx Gibbler and Mike Pettis references always makes a show for me. More of that please, Cheasy. Boardwalk Wrestling and ... the other garbage fed, whatever it's called... those are great places... were great places... you know what I mean?
Jake: I just think it's time we get Outsiders a real arena, gang! Mike Zybala deserves it... as long as it doesn't come out of our shows budget. Then cancel OUTSIDERS!
Tyrone: ALSO!!!... What the FUCK is a GOOBER?
Jake: I'll tell you later. But what about this space man Ed Houston talking shit on, O'Connor...he couldn't beat Mack O'Connor in a fair fight. I knows, it.
Wyanita: I think you're wrong.
Tyrone: Mack will be back for revenge. Especially for a Curt Canon mark.
Wyanita: Well... Ed might have officially retired Canon. Which is very sad if true.
Tyrone: Meh...
Jake: I need me more Curt and Checkers, son! But qhat is the deal with name dropping ... Josie Barnes? Why the Josie Barnes hate, still? Let by gones be by gones. Was she really that bad?
Tyrone: Well... where do I start...
Wyanita: HURRY UP!
Jake: Whatever... PURPLE VIP, bitches.
Wyanita: Now let's get to the main part of the show. When Thaddeus Duke showed up. Thad versus Eddy Houston will be Epic at House of Cards. Ed said it best. IF and I do mean IF Thad' sticks around in OCW, he's about to find out why and who Ed Houston is... and how good OCW talent really are.
Jake: But he likes Dr. Pepper...
Tyrone: SO?
Jake: Meh... Coke or Dr. Pepper, that's the real question.
Wyanita: Coke...
Tyrone: Coke...
Jake: Yeah, well of course it's gonna be Coke. But the SECOND real question is Thad or Ed... and it's THAD, baby! Even Cheasy M thinks he is the greatest talent in Wrestling right now...
Wyanita: Cheasy's opinion doesn't matter...
Tyrone: You're just jealous Cheasy M turned you down to give you a mustache ride?
Wyanita: So... SO!?!
Jake: What else is there... OH YEAH! Xavier Lux the OCW champ among champions. He is making himself very clear. Forget those turkeys. What about him? The Multiple Time Award Winning Smile... where is the lack of talk for OCW Champion, Xavier Lux.
Tyrone: He is just playing cards, guys. Do you think BRIM is playing board games preparing for his match with the OCW champ?
Jake: Does it matter... he IS the OCW Champ. None of the other 7, while ALL great, no one looks as good, is as smart, and deserves to be the OCW Champion.
Wyanita: What about Xav's shout out to The Janitor? How is he not one of the Jokers. Thad and Mike are? What the hell?
Jake: He IS NOT a custodian anymore or a joke. He is a champion. Vaughn is at the top of his game.
Tyrone: Once a Janitor, always a Janitor. Just saying...
Wyanita: Well thanks for joining us on our first episode on OCW TV! Hope to review more Promos and create content on this new OCW venture... thanks for joining us. Peace...
The camera zooms out of the trio sitting around the table as the OCW TV logo appears. End.
OOC I'm still learning how to do this review like show. But if you want a IN CHARACTER review on your latest promos, DM this account, and I'll try and figure out how to do it. And get it up for another episode. Haha
