Post by Alice Knight on Jul 18, 2021 18:34:06 GMT -5
OCW TV PRESENTS
OWLis & ALICE!
EPISODE #3: "PULL OVER"
We see a shot of Alice and Owlie driving down a road in their red convertible.
Owlie: Alice, can we please pull over at a McDonalds or Dunkin Donuts. I really have to use the washroom...
Alice: Number 1 or Number 2?
Alice: HA HA! THAT MEANS NUUUUMBER 2!!!
Owlie: Real mature. Please... pull over. Pleeeease.
Alice: No time, the Robin Williams' classic, Bicentennial Man is playing at the theatre in 5 minutes. No. TIME!
Owlie: But we own the DVD at home... we just watched it before we left. And I ate corn... you know how corn goes through me... pull over... look there's a walmart. I'll even run in and get depends...
Alice: That takes way more time, Owlie! Plus, I missed seeing this film theatres as a kid... never again.
Alice(sniffs): Oh my god, Owlie. Did you...
Alice: Well what the heck... do you SMELL THAT!?!?
(Someone from the Back Seat): I should smell it...
EHUD pokes his head up from the back seat with a stink smell above him.
EHUD: ...Of course I should smell it... I am sitting in it... which brings me to my point! You can share my depends, Owlie.
Alice: Dude... gross.
Alice: THIS DAY IS RUINED! How can 'Bicentennial Man' follow this?
Narrator: In fact the Robin Williams classic, Bicentennial Man did follow this horrific road toilet accident. And while the odor lingered throughout the film in the theatre, the movie didn't, as it never does, disappointed Alice. Rumor has it Ehud left to go to the washroom and never came back. Some say he was only a pants shitting Ghost and died years ago before this experience. Or... we was kidnapped and murdered by a bunch of Pony Men like Midgets. Who knows... or cares...
O W L I S N I G H T - H O O T
Former OCW Commissioner and GCWA X-Division Champion