Post by Grace Rimmer on Jun 3, 2021 18:33:35 GMT -5
~Some super empowering music plays. Women around the world drop their vacuum cleaners and leave the kitchen, heading to make shit happen. But first...before they leave...they must watch this show. It’s a new OCW. This is a woman’s OCW. Misogyny is gone. Equality is here. The graphic displays~
~A very sophisticated logo. OCW’s newest commentator/reporter Grace Rimmer sits in a plush, pink chair. It’s shaped like an M. Her cleavage challenges every fiber of the attire meant to keep it under control. A short skirt doesn’t leave much to the imagination, especially whenever she criss/crosses her legs. Seated in a tiny chair, several inches lower than Rimmer’s is AKB (Alpha Kenny Body). His chair is in the shape of a P. He looks up at her...kinda lustful, also kinda sad~
Grace Rimmer: Welcome to the Who’Re Report! I’m your host, Grace Rimmer and I’d like to thank OCW General Manager Who’Re for offering me a job. Ya know, AKB, we used to work together...awhile back.
Alpha Kenny Body: Oh really? Do tell.
~AKB leans forward, very excited to hear what these women did in their previous lives...together~
Grace Rimmer: I wouldn’t want to bore everybody with the details. Let’s just say we were close.
~AKB frowns and bites his bottom lip, leaning back in his very uncomfortable, small ‘P’ chair~
Grace Rimmer: But that was then, this is now. And here we are, a couple of gals from the street working in the corporate office of OCW. I can’t begin to express my gratitude and excitement. The world is changing, Alpha. The patriarchy is beginning to wane. The matriarchy is on the upswing. The good times have just begun.
~AKB crosses his legs, trying to hide an erection~
AKB: Times are certainly a little different around here. I mean, the TransAtlantic Title is back. Didn’t think I’d ever see that.
Grace Rimmer: Not only is it back, but it’s around the waist of the very deserving Sara Syren. She’s the new face of OCW, Alpha. Out here giving us gals something to cheer for.
AKB: Well, I mean you guys did have Alice Knight and MJ Bell back in the old OCW.
Grace Rimmer: Bless those women. But they were simply subjugated by the oppressive males here in OCW. Look no further than Alice Knight’s picnic with CJ O’Donnell. Or MJ Bell playing second fiddle to Kentucky Fried Sushi.
AKB: Kenshin Takamura.
Grace Rimmer: Like it matters. Point being, the women are in charge now, Alpha. The times, they are a-changin.
AKB: I guess.
~Grace glares AKB’s way~
Grace Rimmer: Is that a sullen, patriarchal attitude I’m catching?
AKB: It’s just...okay so she’s the TransAtlantic Champion. But shouldn’t she have, I don’t know, defeated Mack O’Connor for the belt rather than having Greg steal it?
~Grace’s mouth falls agape. It’s a huge opening, by the way. She gesticulates wildly, her massive tits bouncing around, threatening to pop out at any second~
Grace Rimmer: You dare question the achievements of Sara Syren? The management of Who’Re?? I thought you were on board with the movement, Alpha. Are you trying to say that you want us all to be oppressed...like we were before?
AKB: I just think…
Grace Rimmer: Mack O’Connor gets women killed, Alpha. It’s documented. He goes to prison. You want to know why? Because there’s nothing but men in there. He loathed Josie Barnes and Melinda Rhodes. He treated his female therapist like she’s a babbling incompetent. And don’t get me started on the things he utters about Jade Spritz. He is, without a doubt, the epitome of everything that’s wrong with OCW’s past.
AKB: Nevermind. I can clearly see that you’ve made your mind up.
Grace Rimmer: Are you trying to say I’m unreasonable?
AKB: Nope.
Grace Rimmer: Because I’m not. And I have made my mind up. Yes, Alpha, we women are capable of making a decision. Regardless of what you or the other men in this world may believe.
AKB: That’s fine. I’m just happy to be here.
~Grace eyes Alpha. She’s ready to pounce on him (not literally - he’d probably like that) if he says one more thing that bothers her. But, he keeps quiet~
Grace Rimmer: Glad you realized I don’t need everything MANsplained to me. Moving on, Quarantined…
~And Alpha can’t help himself~
AKB: Excuse me, but
Grace Rimmer: Are you interrupting me?!
AKB: I’m sorry but something just hit me.
Grace Rimmer: This better be good.
AKB: It’s the new OCW. New movement. Patriarchy is dead. I get it. Fine. But, if that’s true...why is the entire roster...like 100% of it men?
~The cue card in Grace’s hand falls. Her giant mouth, again, drops wide open~
AKB: I...I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to give you like a stroke, or whatever, I’m just pointing…
~Grace stands and marches toward AKB. She towers over him. Leaning forward, she gets in his face. Her cleavage inches from his nose and mouth~
Grace Rimmer: Now you listen to me, you pigheaded son of a wonderful woman who was too oppressed to set you on the right path. Our General Manager, Who’Re is in charge of these men. They listen to her. Besides, if you would have had enough respect to let a woman finish her actual statement then you would have heard what i was going to say.
~AKB’s eyes are wide, staring right down Grace’s cleavage~
AKB: Uh. I.
Grace Rimmer: I was about to announce that Who’Re is currently in negotiations with one of the top female talents in the industry.
~AKB’s mouth opens a bit. His tongue licks his lips~
Grace Rimmer: Perhaps you’ve heard of Vhodka Marie?
~AKB stutters and stumbles over his words~
Grace Rimmer: That’s right. Speechless.
~She stands upright, pulling her cleavage away from AKB. She takes a seat back in her giant, plush ‘M’ chair. She crosses her legs. AKB, leaning forward, looks strung out. Like a man, who is starving, staring at an all you can eat buffet that is hopelessly out of reach~
Grace Rimmer: Yea. Just as I thought. Put back in your place. Folks, that’s all the time we have for tonight. I’m sorry if my neanderthal of a co-host ruined our debut.
~We zoom in on Grace Rimmer. At first we’re focused solely on her breasts. But, before we get caught, we shoot upward, on her face~
Grace Rimmer: OCW is changing. For the better. Take the news you heard here and spread it loud and proud. OCW General Manager Who’Re and Vhodka Marie are in talks about a potential deal. This roster is going to look radically different in a few, short weeks. That is a promise.
~The show theme begins to play~
Grace Rimmer: I’m Grace Rimmer. Have a powerful day.
~We fade out~
~A very sophisticated logo. OCW’s newest commentator/reporter Grace Rimmer sits in a plush, pink chair. It’s shaped like an M. Her cleavage challenges every fiber of the attire meant to keep it under control. A short skirt doesn’t leave much to the imagination, especially whenever she criss/crosses her legs. Seated in a tiny chair, several inches lower than Rimmer’s is AKB (Alpha Kenny Body). His chair is in the shape of a P. He looks up at her...kinda lustful, also kinda sad~
Grace Rimmer: Welcome to the Who’Re Report! I’m your host, Grace Rimmer and I’d like to thank OCW General Manager Who’Re for offering me a job. Ya know, AKB, we used to work together...awhile back.
Alpha Kenny Body: Oh really? Do tell.
~AKB leans forward, very excited to hear what these women did in their previous lives...together~
Grace Rimmer: I wouldn’t want to bore everybody with the details. Let’s just say we were close.
~AKB frowns and bites his bottom lip, leaning back in his very uncomfortable, small ‘P’ chair~
Grace Rimmer: But that was then, this is now. And here we are, a couple of gals from the street working in the corporate office of OCW. I can’t begin to express my gratitude and excitement. The world is changing, Alpha. The patriarchy is beginning to wane. The matriarchy is on the upswing. The good times have just begun.
~AKB crosses his legs, trying to hide an erection~
AKB: Times are certainly a little different around here. I mean, the TransAtlantic Title is back. Didn’t think I’d ever see that.
Grace Rimmer: Not only is it back, but it’s around the waist of the very deserving Sara Syren. She’s the new face of OCW, Alpha. Out here giving us gals something to cheer for.
AKB: Well, I mean you guys did have Alice Knight and MJ Bell back in the old OCW.
Grace Rimmer: Bless those women. But they were simply subjugated by the oppressive males here in OCW. Look no further than Alice Knight’s picnic with CJ O’Donnell. Or MJ Bell playing second fiddle to Kentucky Fried Sushi.
AKB: Kenshin Takamura.
Grace Rimmer: Like it matters. Point being, the women are in charge now, Alpha. The times, they are a-changin.
AKB: I guess.
~Grace glares AKB’s way~
Grace Rimmer: Is that a sullen, patriarchal attitude I’m catching?
AKB: It’s just...okay so she’s the TransAtlantic Champion. But shouldn’t she have, I don’t know, defeated Mack O’Connor for the belt rather than having Greg steal it?
~Grace’s mouth falls agape. It’s a huge opening, by the way. She gesticulates wildly, her massive tits bouncing around, threatening to pop out at any second~
Grace Rimmer: You dare question the achievements of Sara Syren? The management of Who’Re?? I thought you were on board with the movement, Alpha. Are you trying to say that you want us all to be oppressed...like we were before?
AKB: I just think…
Grace Rimmer: Mack O’Connor gets women killed, Alpha. It’s documented. He goes to prison. You want to know why? Because there’s nothing but men in there. He loathed Josie Barnes and Melinda Rhodes. He treated his female therapist like she’s a babbling incompetent. And don’t get me started on the things he utters about Jade Spritz. He is, without a doubt, the epitome of everything that’s wrong with OCW’s past.
AKB: Nevermind. I can clearly see that you’ve made your mind up.
Grace Rimmer: Are you trying to say I’m unreasonable?
AKB: Nope.
Grace Rimmer: Because I’m not. And I have made my mind up. Yes, Alpha, we women are capable of making a decision. Regardless of what you or the other men in this world may believe.
AKB: That’s fine. I’m just happy to be here.
~Grace eyes Alpha. She’s ready to pounce on him (not literally - he’d probably like that) if he says one more thing that bothers her. But, he keeps quiet~
Grace Rimmer: Glad you realized I don’t need everything MANsplained to me. Moving on, Quarantined…
~And Alpha can’t help himself~
AKB: Excuse me, but
Grace Rimmer: Are you interrupting me?!
AKB: I’m sorry but something just hit me.
Grace Rimmer: This better be good.
AKB: It’s the new OCW. New movement. Patriarchy is dead. I get it. Fine. But, if that’s true...why is the entire roster...like 100% of it men?
~The cue card in Grace’s hand falls. Her giant mouth, again, drops wide open~
AKB: I...I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to give you like a stroke, or whatever, I’m just pointing…
~Grace stands and marches toward AKB. She towers over him. Leaning forward, she gets in his face. Her cleavage inches from his nose and mouth~
Grace Rimmer: Now you listen to me, you pigheaded son of a wonderful woman who was too oppressed to set you on the right path. Our General Manager, Who’Re is in charge of these men. They listen to her. Besides, if you would have had enough respect to let a woman finish her actual statement then you would have heard what i was going to say.
~AKB’s eyes are wide, staring right down Grace’s cleavage~
AKB: Uh. I.
Grace Rimmer: I was about to announce that Who’Re is currently in negotiations with one of the top female talents in the industry.
~AKB’s mouth opens a bit. His tongue licks his lips~
Grace Rimmer: Perhaps you’ve heard of Vhodka Marie?
~AKB stutters and stumbles over his words~
Grace Rimmer: That’s right. Speechless.
~She stands upright, pulling her cleavage away from AKB. She takes a seat back in her giant, plush ‘M’ chair. She crosses her legs. AKB, leaning forward, looks strung out. Like a man, who is starving, staring at an all you can eat buffet that is hopelessly out of reach~
Grace Rimmer: Yea. Just as I thought. Put back in your place. Folks, that’s all the time we have for tonight. I’m sorry if my neanderthal of a co-host ruined our debut.
~We zoom in on Grace Rimmer. At first we’re focused solely on her breasts. But, before we get caught, we shoot upward, on her face~
Grace Rimmer: OCW is changing. For the better. Take the news you heard here and spread it loud and proud. OCW General Manager Who’Re and Vhodka Marie are in talks about a potential deal. This roster is going to look radically different in a few, short weeks. That is a promise.
~The show theme begins to play~
Grace Rimmer: I’m Grace Rimmer. Have a powerful day.
~We fade out~
