Statement from Cheasy M

[Marcus Welsh]

"Apparently I misspoke during last night's Piledriver when I referred to Scorpion as 'dead'. Maybe I just meant he's dead inside, am I right? hahaha. But in all seriousness...I'd like to apologize. I'd love to have Xavier Lux on next week to offer this apology face-to-face...unfortunately, next week's interview spot is already booked. Perhaps some other time. Anyway, keep it cheasy everybody!" - Cheasy M, host of Piledriver

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The Thomas's are viewing the statement from Cheasy M from their Florida hotel room.

Dylan: Seriously honey.... What a goddamn toolbox.

Lissandra: I know, I know but we had to get ourselves out there, promoting Quarantined.  I felt like I needed a shower every time we shook hands.

Dylan: I have some free time....