Post by rumormill on May 26, 2021 9:35:02 GMT -5
Rumor Mill here to bring you all the juiciest gossip in any and all OCWs out there. Three quick rumors for you guys and gals this week.
First. Is Lurrr a bad friend? Rumor has it that after the critically acclaimed show Dystopia: Double X, Lurrr dragged Will Gardner straight into the house to confront Dean and Zybala. Very inebriated, Lurrr proceeded to alledgedly demand that Gardner gets a contract and a Streaming Services title shot because "You asshole never let Willy into the match! I played his music and everything! He woulda won that rumble!" Lurrr apparently then threw up and passed out on the living room floor.
Second bit of rumors. With The Judge being a new Outsiders member, he immediately demanded to bring justice to The Yard. We heard that he wants to fight either The Family or The Impasta Mafia because they need to learn the law! Apparently he then noticed someone jaywalking across the street and literally threw the book at them. The poor soul is not expected to pull through.
Last and possibly least, we have heard that Mike Zybala, former OCW commissioner/GM/owner and the greatest GCWA X-Division champion of this era, as gone out a bought a customer made costume to resemble that of Jafar's from Alladin. Though we hear that it will be green, silver, black and (looks at notes) "pure, sexy, badassness." It appears that Zybala may be taking his role of OCW head honcho Ms. Who'Re's (put some respect in your voice!) "grand viser"
First. Is Lurrr a bad friend? Rumor has it that after the critically acclaimed show Dystopia: Double X, Lurrr dragged Will Gardner straight into the house to confront Dean and Zybala. Very inebriated, Lurrr proceeded to alledgedly demand that Gardner gets a contract and a Streaming Services title shot because "You asshole never let Willy into the match! I played his music and everything! He woulda won that rumble!" Lurrr apparently then threw up and passed out on the living room floor.
Second bit of rumors. With The Judge being a new Outsiders member, he immediately demanded to bring justice to The Yard. We heard that he wants to fight either The Family or The Impasta Mafia because they need to learn the law! Apparently he then noticed someone jaywalking across the street and literally threw the book at them. The poor soul is not expected to pull through.
Last and possibly least, we have heard that Mike Zybala, former OCW commissioner/GM/owner and the greatest GCWA X-Division champion of this era, as gone out a bought a customer made costume to resemble that of Jafar's from Alladin. Though we hear that it will be green, silver, black and (looks at notes) "pure, sexy, badassness." It appears that Zybala may be taking his role of OCW head honcho Ms. Who'Re's (put some respect in your voice!) "grand viser"