Post by chase on May 23, 2020 22:15:42 GMT -5
Chase: I don’t get it. The OCW keeps putting me in these matches with women. This week at least I’d rather bang her than beat her. I might just do this one a solid and let her get the 3 count if she tugs me backstage. I’m sure that’s how she got here right? A small little delicate chick like Chelsea Lecair. Her knee pads are so worn out from blowing every guy backstage. She’s cute, she’s not A-list Hollywood cute though, she’s bangbus kinda cute. At 128 pounds I’ll lift her up and through her all over the bed. I’ll let her get on top of me and we can practice for Manifest Destiny. She’s a California girl, I’m a California guy. This is a match made in heaven. We can make sweet love.
Cameraman: But I thought you needed the money from this tournament?
Chase: man, can you stop interrupting me? I’m practicing my monologue for this promo.
Cameraman: Your promos haven’t been very popular, that last one at the beat got like 5 thousand hits on youtube.
Chase: 5 thousand, that’s a lot right?
Cameraman: No. not at all. Here have a look at Chelsea Lecair’s video. She’s blowing up.
Chase watches the video and starts to comment on what he is watching. .
Chase: What the fuck is she talking about? Looks like she has some self esteem issues. Who the fuck is the Andrea bitch? Seems like an ex girlfriend or something? Why does she keep talking all this old shit that has happened? Nobody gives a fuck. Damn, she seems so jealous. What the fuck? I feel like I just spent 5 minutes watching a bad episode of Cathouse.
Cameraman: There’s more.
Chase: Oooh, she’s the OCW Women’s champ? Walking on the Jersey Shore.. That place is so dirty. Oh now she’s lecturing me about having the wrong motivations. Oh shit she says that I’m her type of guy. Man I can’t watch this shit no more. Turn this off man. What the fuck? People like this shit? People watch this shit?
Cameraman: They do.
Chase: I feel like I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back. That was fucking horrible. All she did was talk the whole time man. She didn't take her clothes off, she didn’t jiggle her tits. I mean c'mon man really? What was she actually talking about? She spent most of the time agonizing over some Andrea Hernandez chick. Maybe she needs to wrestle her instead. This is fucking stupid. This is what wrestling is now? 128 pound chicks in bikinis walking along the beach, pmsing about somebody else’s accomplishments.
Cameraman: People like drama.
Chase: So you’re telling me that shooting a video of me in the gym as I make a bunch of 3 point shots isn’t a good idea?
Cameraman: No it’s a horrible idea. You’ve made 1 basket in 50 tries, plus it’s already been done before.
Chase grabs a basketball and starts to dribble it around the small high school gymnasium. He’s not very good, so the ball keeps fumbling from his hands. He chases after a loose ball and takes a horrendous shot that glances off the front of the rim. Chase snaps his fingers.
Chase: Dammit, I’m just having an off night.
Cameraman: everything is just off man.
Chase: So what do you suggest?
The OCW cameraman kicks a basketball away then leans into Chase’s ear and tells him his plan.
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2 hours later
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The small high school gymnasium has been transformed and looks completely different. The blue folding gym mats that were in the corner have almost covered the entire floor. 20 women in bikinis are standing around chatting. Chase is in the center with his shirt off and his wrestling tights on. The cameraman yells for everyone to get in place as he yells “Action.”
Soft music starts to play as the lights in the small high school gymnasium dims. The women start to tussle and grab each other as they roll around on the mat. The camera starts to zoom in on Chase.
Chase: Chelsea Lecair, nobody gives a shit about this drama you have with Andrea Hernandez. Inside you are just a shallow little girl who is scared of failure. Women like you don’t belong in a ring. You belong in the kitchen making mac n cheese and biscuits. Nobody is going to believe that you could beat me, or let alone an actual wrestler. I’ve been away for nearly 20 years, and I tell you, you have no chance if I wanted to beat you. If the OCW offers me enough money, I’ll lay down and let you pin me. But listen, you don’t need to be putting that face at risk of getting a busted nose. You need to find a man that can take care of you. You need a man that can dick you down. If you’re a smart girl, you show up this Monday, get on your knees and beg me to take you home. I’ll be honest with you, I just might.
The women in bikinis in the background start to slip and slide as oil has been lathered onto the mats. Some of the bikini tops come off, the camera zooms in on one particular women with nice perky C cup breasts.
Chase: Look I get it Chelsea, maybe you don’t want to be a nice woman because you suck at it like you suck at everything else. If you don’t know how to cook, I’ll pay for a cable subscription so you can watch Pioneer Woman with Ree Drummond. That woman is amazing in the kitchen. Maybe you’re not good at keeping things tidy and clean. I’ll give you my netflix code and you can watch Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. Maybe folding my tighty whities might spark some joy into your life. You won’t be allowed to watch real Housewive though, all those ladies know is drama. You don’t need any more drama in your life. You just need a good penis in you.
Most of the bikinis have come off and now the oiled up women are caressing each other and rubbing each other down. Chase is still in the center of it all.
Chase: I’ve got a glass slipper for you Chelsea. All you have to do is show up on Monday and tell me that you’re ready to settle down. I'll make a woman out of you. I heard you talking about the other girl I beat last week. And it’s funny because you are so obsessed with being in the shadow of Andrea Hernandez, that it makes no sense. You’re basically a Lillith, only a little cuter and with blonde hair. You’re like every other girl, all these female wrestlers who find ways to separate themselves from the others but end up doing the same shit. You don’t need to make up drama with Andrea Hernandez, that’s what all the women are doing now on twitter anyway. Stop making shit up and just be the real person that you are. If you don’t want to do that, we might have to do that the hard way on Monday.
The oily naked women start to converge in on Chase, they slowly writhe and slither around him. Chase is oblivious to them.
Chase: Chelsea, you’re a walking oxymoron. You don’t care about fame and glory, yet you are determined to win this tournament to prove you are great so people can celebrate you. You are so focused on this tournament, yet you’ve named like 20 different wrestlers that have pissed you off. None of those wrestlers are me girl. None of them can beat your ass like me, and none of them can clap your cheeks like me. So you just need to figure out what it is that you truly want this Monday. Do you want a new nose job after I fuck your face up, of do you want a blow job so that I can fuck your face. It won’t matter that much to me baby. If you really don’t give a shit about fortune and fame, then just go back into obscurity. Go crawl back into whatever whorehouse you came out of . That will prove to me and to everyone watching that you mean what you say. If you really loved to fight, you wouldn’t have pepper sprayed that big guido guy. You would have put your dukes up and have him bash your head in. If you are not in it for the fame, then you should go sign yourself up for Outsider’ Wrestling. God knows they need all the talentless wrestlers they can find.
The naked oily women are now upon Chase and their hands move all over his body. Some of them lick him and gyrate their butts on his nether regions.
Chase: You’re not going to be the greatest comeback story in OCW Chelsea. What’s going to happen this Monday is the greatest come will be on your back. I’ll write my name on your back with my jizz. And after that we will be bonded for life, you and I.
The naked oily women start to rip off Chase’s pants and they begin to fight each other to grab a hold of his penis.
Chase: wait a minute. Wait a minute. What’s going on here?
Chase pulls his pants up and starts to push the women away, he walks towards the cameraman, but slips on the oily mat. The naked women pounce on him and begin to perform fellatio.
Chase: No..go away.. Go.. ok nevermind.. Go on, continue.
The shoot has turned into a one man gangbang. As Chase whips his dick all over the place and into every hole he comes near. After about 30 minutes, all of the naked women are laying on the mat from exhaustion and pain.
Cameraman: And cut…. That was amazing. He gets a close up of Chase’s face.
Chase takes deep breaths, then stares at the cameraman, who is no longer holding the camera to his face.
Chase: Wait a minute, you’re not the regular guy… But I’ve seen you somewhere before….
The Cameraman smiles.
Cameraman: yeah man, I’m mostly assigned to SlamBuss. I’m filling in for the regular cameraman today. This is going on Pornhub shortly after we make some edits.
Cameraman: But I thought you needed the money from this tournament?
Chase: man, can you stop interrupting me? I’m practicing my monologue for this promo.
Cameraman: Your promos haven’t been very popular, that last one at the beat got like 5 thousand hits on youtube.
Chase: 5 thousand, that’s a lot right?
Cameraman: No. not at all. Here have a look at Chelsea Lecair’s video. She’s blowing up.
Chase watches the video and starts to comment on what he is watching. .
Chase: What the fuck is she talking about? Looks like she has some self esteem issues. Who the fuck is the Andrea bitch? Seems like an ex girlfriend or something? Why does she keep talking all this old shit that has happened? Nobody gives a fuck. Damn, she seems so jealous. What the fuck? I feel like I just spent 5 minutes watching a bad episode of Cathouse.
Cameraman: There’s more.
Chase: Oooh, she’s the OCW Women’s champ? Walking on the Jersey Shore.. That place is so dirty. Oh now she’s lecturing me about having the wrong motivations. Oh shit she says that I’m her type of guy. Man I can’t watch this shit no more. Turn this off man. What the fuck? People like this shit? People watch this shit?
Cameraman: They do.
Chase: I feel like I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back. That was fucking horrible. All she did was talk the whole time man. She didn't take her clothes off, she didn’t jiggle her tits. I mean c'mon man really? What was she actually talking about? She spent most of the time agonizing over some Andrea Hernandez chick. Maybe she needs to wrestle her instead. This is fucking stupid. This is what wrestling is now? 128 pound chicks in bikinis walking along the beach, pmsing about somebody else’s accomplishments.
Cameraman: People like drama.
Chase: So you’re telling me that shooting a video of me in the gym as I make a bunch of 3 point shots isn’t a good idea?
Cameraman: No it’s a horrible idea. You’ve made 1 basket in 50 tries, plus it’s already been done before.
Chase grabs a basketball and starts to dribble it around the small high school gymnasium. He’s not very good, so the ball keeps fumbling from his hands. He chases after a loose ball and takes a horrendous shot that glances off the front of the rim. Chase snaps his fingers.
Chase: Dammit, I’m just having an off night.
Cameraman: everything is just off man.
Chase: So what do you suggest?
The OCW cameraman kicks a basketball away then leans into Chase’s ear and tells him his plan.
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2 hours later
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The small high school gymnasium has been transformed and looks completely different. The blue folding gym mats that were in the corner have almost covered the entire floor. 20 women in bikinis are standing around chatting. Chase is in the center with his shirt off and his wrestling tights on. The cameraman yells for everyone to get in place as he yells “Action.”
Soft music starts to play as the lights in the small high school gymnasium dims. The women start to tussle and grab each other as they roll around on the mat. The camera starts to zoom in on Chase.
Chase: Chelsea Lecair, nobody gives a shit about this drama you have with Andrea Hernandez. Inside you are just a shallow little girl who is scared of failure. Women like you don’t belong in a ring. You belong in the kitchen making mac n cheese and biscuits. Nobody is going to believe that you could beat me, or let alone an actual wrestler. I’ve been away for nearly 20 years, and I tell you, you have no chance if I wanted to beat you. If the OCW offers me enough money, I’ll lay down and let you pin me. But listen, you don’t need to be putting that face at risk of getting a busted nose. You need to find a man that can take care of you. You need a man that can dick you down. If you’re a smart girl, you show up this Monday, get on your knees and beg me to take you home. I’ll be honest with you, I just might.
The women in bikinis in the background start to slip and slide as oil has been lathered onto the mats. Some of the bikini tops come off, the camera zooms in on one particular women with nice perky C cup breasts.
Chase: Look I get it Chelsea, maybe you don’t want to be a nice woman because you suck at it like you suck at everything else. If you don’t know how to cook, I’ll pay for a cable subscription so you can watch Pioneer Woman with Ree Drummond. That woman is amazing in the kitchen. Maybe you’re not good at keeping things tidy and clean. I’ll give you my netflix code and you can watch Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. Maybe folding my tighty whities might spark some joy into your life. You won’t be allowed to watch real Housewive though, all those ladies know is drama. You don’t need any more drama in your life. You just need a good penis in you.
Most of the bikinis have come off and now the oiled up women are caressing each other and rubbing each other down. Chase is still in the center of it all.
Chase: I’ve got a glass slipper for you Chelsea. All you have to do is show up on Monday and tell me that you’re ready to settle down. I'll make a woman out of you. I heard you talking about the other girl I beat last week. And it’s funny because you are so obsessed with being in the shadow of Andrea Hernandez, that it makes no sense. You’re basically a Lillith, only a little cuter and with blonde hair. You’re like every other girl, all these female wrestlers who find ways to separate themselves from the others but end up doing the same shit. You don’t need to make up drama with Andrea Hernandez, that’s what all the women are doing now on twitter anyway. Stop making shit up and just be the real person that you are. If you don’t want to do that, we might have to do that the hard way on Monday.
The oily naked women start to converge in on Chase, they slowly writhe and slither around him. Chase is oblivious to them.
Chase: Chelsea, you’re a walking oxymoron. You don’t care about fame and glory, yet you are determined to win this tournament to prove you are great so people can celebrate you. You are so focused on this tournament, yet you’ve named like 20 different wrestlers that have pissed you off. None of those wrestlers are me girl. None of them can beat your ass like me, and none of them can clap your cheeks like me. So you just need to figure out what it is that you truly want this Monday. Do you want a new nose job after I fuck your face up, of do you want a blow job so that I can fuck your face. It won’t matter that much to me baby. If you really don’t give a shit about fortune and fame, then just go back into obscurity. Go crawl back into whatever whorehouse you came out of . That will prove to me and to everyone watching that you mean what you say. If you really loved to fight, you wouldn’t have pepper sprayed that big guido guy. You would have put your dukes up and have him bash your head in. If you are not in it for the fame, then you should go sign yourself up for Outsider’ Wrestling. God knows they need all the talentless wrestlers they can find.
The naked oily women are now upon Chase and their hands move all over his body. Some of them lick him and gyrate their butts on his nether regions.
Chase: You’re not going to be the greatest comeback story in OCW Chelsea. What’s going to happen this Monday is the greatest come will be on your back. I’ll write my name on your back with my jizz. And after that we will be bonded for life, you and I.
The naked oily women start to rip off Chase’s pants and they begin to fight each other to grab a hold of his penis.
Chase: wait a minute. Wait a minute. What’s going on here?
Chase pulls his pants up and starts to push the women away, he walks towards the cameraman, but slips on the oily mat. The naked women pounce on him and begin to perform fellatio.
Chase: No..go away.. Go.. ok nevermind.. Go on, continue.
The shoot has turned into a one man gangbang. As Chase whips his dick all over the place and into every hole he comes near. After about 30 minutes, all of the naked women are laying on the mat from exhaustion and pain.
Cameraman: And cut…. That was amazing. He gets a close up of Chase’s face.
Chase takes deep breaths, then stares at the cameraman, who is no longer holding the camera to his face.
Chase: Wait a minute, you’re not the regular guy… But I’ve seen you somewhere before….
The Cameraman smiles.
Cameraman: yeah man, I’m mostly assigned to SlamBuss. I’m filling in for the regular cameraman today. This is going on Pornhub shortly after we make some edits.