HOW to build a better wrestler
Apr 25, 2020 18:59:45 GMT -5
Marcus Welsh, Sarah Twilight, and 1 more like this
Post by Lilith on Apr 25, 2020 18:59:45 GMT -5
Being back in Florida more permanently had turned out to be a blessing in disguise for Lilith being as the sunshine state had decided to open up a lot of things recently. After going more than a month being unable to walk into a Build-A-Bear workshop, Lilith was having withdrawals. Today was going to be a special purchase as she walks into the Orlando location of the chain. She was going to purchase a Noah Bear, mostly to ridicule him but hey, thatās half the fun of getting bears!
The sultry beauty strides into the store happily as her long raven hair flows in the gentle breeze. Sheās got on a hot pink crop top with an adorable Teddy Bear on it. The top is super tight, showing off her extremely large breasts and toned stomach. She has on a denim mini skirt and white open-toed sandals and carries a small white purse in one hand and has a lollipop in the other, frequently sucking on the candy. She smiles at the employee as she enters, knowing exactly what she wanted.
āHeyyyyyy I already know you know who I am. Iāll take the 2019 collection catalogueā¦ the OCW one. Iā¦ kindaā¦ returned there.ā
Of course the partnership between Build-A-Bear and OCW was completely because of Lilith and she single handedly was responsible for all of the merchandise created by the partnership of modeling bears after popular wrestlers from the company. The employee is very excited to have Lilith in the store and nods, quickly gathering what Lilith requested.
āHere you go, Lilith. I ā¦ I still canāt believe youāre in my store! Just ā¦ let me know whatever you need and Iāll be glad to help.ā
Lilith flips through the pages of the catalogue seeing a Bifford Bear, a Zybala Zebra Bear and of course she stops to āAwwwwwā for a long moment at the Sarah Twilight Bear. After continuing to flip through pages and the SEVERAL different varieties of Lilith Bears, she looks up at the employee with a bit of confusion.
āWaitā¦ so youāre telling me you guys stockā¦ or used to stock a Kitty Bearā¦ but you donāt have a SINGLE Noah Bear?!ā
The employee takes the book and looks it over. There was even a Great Scott Bear and a Skittlez Rainbow Bear, but just as Lilith had said ā¦ there was not a Noah Bear. The employee scratches his head a bit and then decides to look something up on his computer. He pulls up the website to look over the deal with OCW and after a few minutes of reading, he has an answer for Lilith.
āSo it looks like the only bears that were made in 2019 were of established, promising or rising stars from OCW. Noah Hanson didnāt fall into any of those categories for OCW.ā
This was not shocking news to Lilith. I mean, she barely remembered that he even worked in the company in 2019. Why WOULD he have a bear? Lilith canāt help but giggle a little bit as she thinks things over before finally shrugging her head.
āNo matterā¦ Iāll just create my own Noah Bear! BIG SPOILERS!!! The Bear version will be the superior version!ā
The employee was definitely a huge mark for OCW just by the excitement and knowledge he had of the company. However, the next thing he says completely takes Lilith by surprise.
āIām sorry ā¦ but I canāt fulfill that request.ā
She quickly raises an eyebrow at the man, not knowing yet whether to get annoyed with him or not for refusing her.
āWhat do you mean?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!ā
The employee shakes a little bit with fear as he nods his head, clearly not wanting to upset Lilith.
āOf ā¦ of course I know who you are. You are the best thing to ever happen to OCW ā¦ which is why I canāt in good faith do what you asked me to. Believe me, I donāt want to make you angry but ā¦ our machines, they only make quality bears and ā¦ well, a Noah Bear would not be of any more quality than the real thing. Just a bland, half-assed bear.ā
Lilith bursts out laughing as she nods her head, knowing straight away that the employee had great taste and excellent knowledge of the company she once again worked for.
āYou know your stuff, Iāll give you that! Okayz okayzā¦ whatās the most worthless bear you stock? Iāll take one of those and just give him a funny hat or somethingā¦ no one will ever know the difference!ā
āAgain, we only make quality bears here but ā¦ since you asked ā¦ the Mike Best Bear has tanked in sales over the past several months. Iād say itās pretty worthless right now.ā
Lilith has to literally stop herself from throwing up right here as she makes a gagging face.
āEwwwwwwwww! I wouldnāt take one of those even if you paid ME! You knowā¦ā
Lilith once again takes hold of the catalogue, flicking through several pages of bear versions of the wrestlers she hated so very much.
āIf youāre telling me you only do QUALITY bearsā¦ what the HECK are you doing makingā¦ pretty much ALL of these?! The only bears that should be in here are the Twilight Bears! Thatās ALL!ā
The employee nods his head in agreement as he didnāt want to anger Lilith even if he didnāt fully agree with that statement. Instead he switches the subject as he excitedly asks about the upcoming tournament.
āSoooo, I canāt wait to see you in the first round of Manifest Destiny 2. Me and the guys, weād LOVE to see you and Sarah both in the finals ā¦ not that weād ā¦ want you to fight your wife or anything ā¦ just ā¦. Uhhhh ā¦ have you scouted Noah? Watched his matches?ā
Once again Lilith canāt help but giggle as she shrugs her shoulders.
āIf by that you meanā¦ have I watched him LOSE?! Yes, yes I have. Complete waste of time. You knowā¦ one of his most recent losses was to Kitty Bear herselfā¦ and we ALL saw what happened to her. Yes I know that was Sarahās doingā¦ but didnāt she just look so HOT doing so?!ā
The employee nods his head as he now gets excited to talk wrestling dirt with an actual wrestler.
āYeah, Noahās last three matches ā¦ the only three he had in 2019 were losses. He is such a part timer ā¦ and not even worth it. I seriously want to see you kick his giant forehead back to HOW. Oh! And make him eat his tweets too ā¦ goth?! No way! Youāre like ā¦ SUPER hot and not goth at ALL!ā
Lilith looks at the man quite confused before she continues.
āHOW? What in the heck bears is THAT?!! Ohhhhhhh let me guessā¦ thatās one of his OTHER places, right? Likeā¦ I dunno if you saw the build up thinggy for our matchā¦ but it was totally likeā¦ āLilithā¦ the GREATEST female fighter in OCW historyā¦ will be going on on one withā¦ some guy who did some stuff in some other place that doesnāt even matter!ā REALLY?! Iām supposed to be impressed by that?! I ate some Lucky Charms earlierā¦ are you impressed by that? Does it have anything to do with our match?! NOPE! Soā¦ SHUT UP!ā
Lilith casually flips through the pages of the catalogue some more, still wanting to buy herself a bear as the employee takes notice and decides to give her what she was looking for.
āIāll tell you what ā¦ Iām going to go make you a QUALITY bear right now ā¦ on the house for our BEST customer and also cause Iām a HUGE fan of yours. I think youāll be happy with it. Iāll be right back!ā
The employee heads to the back quickly and excitedly as he has something in mind. Whilst heās gone Lilith takes hold of her IPhone and dials the last number on her call list, the number of course was her wifeās but Lilith does not put this on loud speaker mode so no one aside from her can hear what Sarah is saying. After only a few rings, Sarah answers and Lilith smiles brightly as she hears her adorable voice.
āHey baby. Just checking in. Yeppersā¦ Iām here right now. Get thisā¦ they donāt even MAKE a Noah Bear cos they only do āquality bearsā here, haha! Yeah I know! Itās super annoying too cos AS ALWAYS they put me in the opener. Itās likeā¦ hey tune in to watch our show! But then turn it straight back off again once Lilith has finished toying with her opponent! This show Iām the ONLY female fighter on the card and not onceā¦ EVER do they give me the recognition I DESERVE! Iām the greatest thing IN this company and they donāt put me in the main event?! Whoever is running this company now is even more idiotic than the dumb Zybala guy!ā
The fact of the matter is that Lilith is one of the most memorable talents of 2019 having put together a string of VERY impressive victories. Showing up every week and delivering. She became one half of the OCW Tag Team Champions with her wife and showcased her dominance each and every week. Noah Hanson is ill prepared for this match and the whole tournament altogether. He was barely present in 2019 and when he was it was several months apart. Imagine having MONTHS to train for an in ring appearance and LOSING each time? Thatās exactly what he did. Darin Zion, Curt Canon and Kitty Petrova besting him during the THREE total times he decided to āgraceā OCW with his presence last year. A part time schedule for a sub par wrestler. His tweets are just as clueless as his ring presence. Saying JUST ENOUGH to look as if he actually knows something but meanwhile just phoning it in as he clearly had no idea who he was up against and the fact that she was about to send him back to HOW in a full body cast.
As Lilith contemplates all of these things, listening to her wifeās voice as they speak on the phone, the build a bear employee returns with a program disk for the bear machine. It is labeled āOCW Stars 2019 lineā. He walks Lilith over to the machine as she ends her call and inserts the disk into it.
āWe are about to get you the best quality bear EVER!ā
After inserting the disk, just for laughs, he decides to see if he can actually fulfill Lilithās original request. Upon loading the disk, he inputs Noah Hansonās name. Immediately he receives an error message.
ERROR 505: Selected content does not meet the criteria for the selected action. āNoah Hansonā does not match category āOCW Starsā.
Lilith reads over the message and immediately bursts out laughing, laughing so hard in fact that she places a hand on top of the computer to keep her from falling down onto the floor.
āHahahahaha! Woah! I meanā¦ itās got that right! Hahahahaha!ā
The employee laughs as well and shrugs, trying a new method by typing in āThe Hollywood Blockbusterā Noah Hanson. The machine again displays an error message.
ERROR 303: Weāre not in Kansas anymore, Toto! This is now your second attempt to create a JOBBER BEAR. Any further attempts and you will be locked out of the system for attempted corruption!
It should be mentioned that the Build-A-Bear computer program for the OCW line was loaded with Lilithisms as of course, she was the company ambassador ā¦ and just to make the experience overall more entertaining. Something that Noah knows nothing about. The two of them laugh as the employee now gets serious as he inputs some customization into the machine. He makes the following selections.
Charismatic.
Talented.
Interesting.
Champion.
Winner.
OCW Top 3.
Best Chance of winning Manifest Destiny 2.
After some time, the machine selects a blank bear from the pile and begins working its magic. Lights flash on and off inside as the bear is being made. It is of course the cutest, most beautiful bear of all as it is completed. A brand new, custom Lilith bear complete with her self franchising ring gear. Lilithās eyes light up with joy as she collects the perfect bear.
āThis is the best bear EVER! I KNEW coming here would be a good idea!ā
Just as it reads on the custom bearās shirt, you already know why Iām going to win this tournament and why Iām going to beat the stuffing out of Noah NO Bear. Itās simples.
BECAUSE IāM LILITH!
The sultry beauty strides into the store happily as her long raven hair flows in the gentle breeze. Sheās got on a hot pink crop top with an adorable Teddy Bear on it. The top is super tight, showing off her extremely large breasts and toned stomach. She has on a denim mini skirt and white open-toed sandals and carries a small white purse in one hand and has a lollipop in the other, frequently sucking on the candy. She smiles at the employee as she enters, knowing exactly what she wanted.
āHeyyyyyy I already know you know who I am. Iāll take the 2019 collection catalogueā¦ the OCW one. Iā¦ kindaā¦ returned there.ā
Of course the partnership between Build-A-Bear and OCW was completely because of Lilith and she single handedly was responsible for all of the merchandise created by the partnership of modeling bears after popular wrestlers from the company. The employee is very excited to have Lilith in the store and nods, quickly gathering what Lilith requested.
āHere you go, Lilith. I ā¦ I still canāt believe youāre in my store! Just ā¦ let me know whatever you need and Iāll be glad to help.ā
Lilith flips through the pages of the catalogue seeing a Bifford Bear, a Zybala Zebra Bear and of course she stops to āAwwwwwā for a long moment at the Sarah Twilight Bear. After continuing to flip through pages and the SEVERAL different varieties of Lilith Bears, she looks up at the employee with a bit of confusion.
āWaitā¦ so youāre telling me you guys stockā¦ or used to stock a Kitty Bearā¦ but you donāt have a SINGLE Noah Bear?!ā
The employee takes the book and looks it over. There was even a Great Scott Bear and a Skittlez Rainbow Bear, but just as Lilith had said ā¦ there was not a Noah Bear. The employee scratches his head a bit and then decides to look something up on his computer. He pulls up the website to look over the deal with OCW and after a few minutes of reading, he has an answer for Lilith.
āSo it looks like the only bears that were made in 2019 were of established, promising or rising stars from OCW. Noah Hanson didnāt fall into any of those categories for OCW.ā
This was not shocking news to Lilith. I mean, she barely remembered that he even worked in the company in 2019. Why WOULD he have a bear? Lilith canāt help but giggle a little bit as she thinks things over before finally shrugging her head.
āNo matterā¦ Iāll just create my own Noah Bear! BIG SPOILERS!!! The Bear version will be the superior version!ā
The employee was definitely a huge mark for OCW just by the excitement and knowledge he had of the company. However, the next thing he says completely takes Lilith by surprise.
āIām sorry ā¦ but I canāt fulfill that request.ā
She quickly raises an eyebrow at the man, not knowing yet whether to get annoyed with him or not for refusing her.
āWhat do you mean?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!ā
The employee shakes a little bit with fear as he nods his head, clearly not wanting to upset Lilith.
āOf ā¦ of course I know who you are. You are the best thing to ever happen to OCW ā¦ which is why I canāt in good faith do what you asked me to. Believe me, I donāt want to make you angry but ā¦ our machines, they only make quality bears and ā¦ well, a Noah Bear would not be of any more quality than the real thing. Just a bland, half-assed bear.ā
Lilith bursts out laughing as she nods her head, knowing straight away that the employee had great taste and excellent knowledge of the company she once again worked for.
āYou know your stuff, Iāll give you that! Okayz okayzā¦ whatās the most worthless bear you stock? Iāll take one of those and just give him a funny hat or somethingā¦ no one will ever know the difference!ā
āAgain, we only make quality bears here but ā¦ since you asked ā¦ the Mike Best Bear has tanked in sales over the past several months. Iād say itās pretty worthless right now.ā
Lilith has to literally stop herself from throwing up right here as she makes a gagging face.
āEwwwwwwwww! I wouldnāt take one of those even if you paid ME! You knowā¦ā
Lilith once again takes hold of the catalogue, flicking through several pages of bear versions of the wrestlers she hated so very much.
āIf youāre telling me you only do QUALITY bearsā¦ what the HECK are you doing makingā¦ pretty much ALL of these?! The only bears that should be in here are the Twilight Bears! Thatās ALL!ā
The employee nods his head in agreement as he didnāt want to anger Lilith even if he didnāt fully agree with that statement. Instead he switches the subject as he excitedly asks about the upcoming tournament.
āSoooo, I canāt wait to see you in the first round of Manifest Destiny 2. Me and the guys, weād LOVE to see you and Sarah both in the finals ā¦ not that weād ā¦ want you to fight your wife or anything ā¦ just ā¦. Uhhhh ā¦ have you scouted Noah? Watched his matches?ā
Once again Lilith canāt help but giggle as she shrugs her shoulders.
āIf by that you meanā¦ have I watched him LOSE?! Yes, yes I have. Complete waste of time. You knowā¦ one of his most recent losses was to Kitty Bear herselfā¦ and we ALL saw what happened to her. Yes I know that was Sarahās doingā¦ but didnāt she just look so HOT doing so?!ā
The employee nods his head as he now gets excited to talk wrestling dirt with an actual wrestler.
āYeah, Noahās last three matches ā¦ the only three he had in 2019 were losses. He is such a part timer ā¦ and not even worth it. I seriously want to see you kick his giant forehead back to HOW. Oh! And make him eat his tweets too ā¦ goth?! No way! Youāre like ā¦ SUPER hot and not goth at ALL!ā
Lilith looks at the man quite confused before she continues.
āHOW? What in the heck bears is THAT?!! Ohhhhhhh let me guessā¦ thatās one of his OTHER places, right? Likeā¦ I dunno if you saw the build up thinggy for our matchā¦ but it was totally likeā¦ āLilithā¦ the GREATEST female fighter in OCW historyā¦ will be going on on one withā¦ some guy who did some stuff in some other place that doesnāt even matter!ā REALLY?! Iām supposed to be impressed by that?! I ate some Lucky Charms earlierā¦ are you impressed by that? Does it have anything to do with our match?! NOPE! Soā¦ SHUT UP!ā
Lilith casually flips through the pages of the catalogue some more, still wanting to buy herself a bear as the employee takes notice and decides to give her what she was looking for.
āIāll tell you what ā¦ Iām going to go make you a QUALITY bear right now ā¦ on the house for our BEST customer and also cause Iām a HUGE fan of yours. I think youāll be happy with it. Iāll be right back!ā
The employee heads to the back quickly and excitedly as he has something in mind. Whilst heās gone Lilith takes hold of her IPhone and dials the last number on her call list, the number of course was her wifeās but Lilith does not put this on loud speaker mode so no one aside from her can hear what Sarah is saying. After only a few rings, Sarah answers and Lilith smiles brightly as she hears her adorable voice.
āHey baby. Just checking in. Yeppersā¦ Iām here right now. Get thisā¦ they donāt even MAKE a Noah Bear cos they only do āquality bearsā here, haha! Yeah I know! Itās super annoying too cos AS ALWAYS they put me in the opener. Itās likeā¦ hey tune in to watch our show! But then turn it straight back off again once Lilith has finished toying with her opponent! This show Iām the ONLY female fighter on the card and not onceā¦ EVER do they give me the recognition I DESERVE! Iām the greatest thing IN this company and they donāt put me in the main event?! Whoever is running this company now is even more idiotic than the dumb Zybala guy!ā
The fact of the matter is that Lilith is one of the most memorable talents of 2019 having put together a string of VERY impressive victories. Showing up every week and delivering. She became one half of the OCW Tag Team Champions with her wife and showcased her dominance each and every week. Noah Hanson is ill prepared for this match and the whole tournament altogether. He was barely present in 2019 and when he was it was several months apart. Imagine having MONTHS to train for an in ring appearance and LOSING each time? Thatās exactly what he did. Darin Zion, Curt Canon and Kitty Petrova besting him during the THREE total times he decided to āgraceā OCW with his presence last year. A part time schedule for a sub par wrestler. His tweets are just as clueless as his ring presence. Saying JUST ENOUGH to look as if he actually knows something but meanwhile just phoning it in as he clearly had no idea who he was up against and the fact that she was about to send him back to HOW in a full body cast.
As Lilith contemplates all of these things, listening to her wifeās voice as they speak on the phone, the build a bear employee returns with a program disk for the bear machine. It is labeled āOCW Stars 2019 lineā. He walks Lilith over to the machine as she ends her call and inserts the disk into it.
āWe are about to get you the best quality bear EVER!ā
After inserting the disk, just for laughs, he decides to see if he can actually fulfill Lilithās original request. Upon loading the disk, he inputs Noah Hansonās name. Immediately he receives an error message.
ERROR 505: Selected content does not meet the criteria for the selected action. āNoah Hansonā does not match category āOCW Starsā.
Lilith reads over the message and immediately bursts out laughing, laughing so hard in fact that she places a hand on top of the computer to keep her from falling down onto the floor.
āHahahahaha! Woah! I meanā¦ itās got that right! Hahahahaha!ā
The employee laughs as well and shrugs, trying a new method by typing in āThe Hollywood Blockbusterā Noah Hanson. The machine again displays an error message.
ERROR 303: Weāre not in Kansas anymore, Toto! This is now your second attempt to create a JOBBER BEAR. Any further attempts and you will be locked out of the system for attempted corruption!
It should be mentioned that the Build-A-Bear computer program for the OCW line was loaded with Lilithisms as of course, she was the company ambassador ā¦ and just to make the experience overall more entertaining. Something that Noah knows nothing about. The two of them laugh as the employee now gets serious as he inputs some customization into the machine. He makes the following selections.
Charismatic.
Talented.
Interesting.
Champion.
Winner.
OCW Top 3.
Best Chance of winning Manifest Destiny 2.
After some time, the machine selects a blank bear from the pile and begins working its magic. Lights flash on and off inside as the bear is being made. It is of course the cutest, most beautiful bear of all as it is completed. A brand new, custom Lilith bear complete with her self franchising ring gear. Lilithās eyes light up with joy as she collects the perfect bear.
āThis is the best bear EVER! I KNEW coming here would be a good idea!ā
Just as it reads on the custom bearās shirt, you already know why Iām going to win this tournament and why Iām going to beat the stuffing out of Noah NO Bear. Itās simples.
BECAUSE IāM LILITH!
