Am I Worthy or Am I Sexy! (Manifest Destiny 2 RP)
Apr 24, 2020 1:55:19 GMT -5
Marcus Welsh, Lilith, and 1 more like this
Post by PerZag on Apr 24, 2020 1:55:19 GMT -5
~OOC: I want to wish good luck to Ian, I've never had the chance to RP against him before, so this was enjoyable. If it's the only one I get to do for the tournament, then I am happy with that. Good luck again, Ian.~
The scene opens up as we see an image of an ox-eye daisy on the screen. A hand comes onto the screen, making us realise that this isn’t an image. The hand grabs a petal on the daisy as the phrase ‘AM I WORTHY?’ is spoken by a voice that is very familiar to Online Championship Wrestling. The hand grabs another petal as the phrase ‘AM I SEXY?’ is spoken by the voice that we are certain is PerZag’s.
The hand grabs another petal saying the phrase ‘AM I WORTHY?’ again, and then follows up with grabbing another petal saying ‘AM I SEXY?’. This continues on one by one, saying phrase after phrase, grabbing petal after petal until only one petal remains. The hand grabs the petal and pulls it off. The petal is held for a moment before it is turned around with the word ‘BOTH’ written on it in all caps. The scene backs out from the petal until it shows PerZag from the side, staring down at the petal in his hand. He turns to the camera, winking at it before we cut to black.
We cut straight back in showing PerZag standing outside of what appears to be a plaza. The plaza seems to be newly renovated as it is as clean as a whistle. The sign on the front of the plaza reads ‘BENALLA’S INCREDIBLE PLAZA’. PerZag looks up at the sign, tapping his foot on the ground, rubbing his chin with his right hand as a man stands exactly 1.5 metres away from him, staring at him with a smirk on his face. PerZag, still thinking to himself, is brought back from his thoughts by the man standing near him.
“So, what do you think Mr Zag? Isn’t the plaza great?”
PerZag turns his head and looks at the dorky-looking dude.
“I don’t know, there’s just something that doesn’t feel right. The plaza’s open, right?”
The dorky guy nods his head.
“Then it’s just absolutely empty.”
The dorky guy and PerZag look towards the glass doors at the front, seeing absolutely nobody inside.
“It always takes a while before people turn up, Mr Zag. All your other plazas are working perfectly, and this town has to thank you for that. You are the greatest export that Benalla has ever seen, and we are happy that you are willing to come back to this town, and allow us to name every plaza after you or someone you have fought. This town is all yours now. You have the authority for everything here. Even more authority than the mayor. This town is booming because of you. So, this plaza will work like all the others. Trust me, it will.”
PerZag, absolutely loving the gratitude he just heard from the man standing next to him, still seems unsure. He shakes his head and turns around looking around the town.
“I just don’t know. It’s something about the name, that just doesn’t seem to fit right. I mean look…….”
PerZag points towards another plaza where we see men and women dancing out the front of. Some make out, whilst other women lead men around the back of the plaza to probably fuck. PerZag stares at it for a moment.
“See, there’s the ‘Sexy Plaza’. The plaza for everyone sexy enough to get in. It’s filled with nightclubs and hotels for people to root in. Then there’s the ‘Worthy Plaza’ across town.”
We get a sudden shot outside of the ‘Worthy Plaza’ as we see nerds outside playing Dungeons of Dragons. We cut back to PerZag and the dorky guy.
“The place where all nerds go to play video games and dungeons and dragons and hang out with other nerds to make themselves feel Worthy. Then the ‘Perfect Plaza’…….”
We get a shot of the ‘Perfect Plaza’ where we see men and women walking around in black suits. Every single one of them, carrying a suitcase with them.
“The plaza named after ‘Perfect’ Paul Paras is filled with absolute perfection. The perfect meal, the perfect suit, the perfect, well everything. A plaza for everyone that wants things perfect.”
The scene goes back to PerZag as we see him pointing across the street at another plaza. Out the front we see some nasty looking prostitutes, smoking cigarettes waving at the two men to come over. PerZag waves at them, acting nice as he talks to the dorky guy quieter so that the prostitutes cannot hear them.
“And then there’s that place over there. The ‘Grenier Plaza’. Filled with prostitutes, drug addicts and incestual families. The drugs make the prostitutes look as ugly as The Big Bifford, but they’re all one big happy incestual family.”
The prostitutes wave at PerZag and the dorky guy to come over again, but they shake their heads. The prostitutes shrug their shoulders, trying to get other people walking past to come to them.
“I can tell you right now. I will never go over there.”
The dorky guy nods his head, agreeing with PerZag.
“At least it’s not as bad as the ‘Vargas Plaza’.”
We get a sudden shot of the ‘Vargas Plaza’ where we see crosses burning out the front of the plaza. Gunshots can be heard from the plaza, as screams from people probably being tortured are heard. The scene cuts back to PerZag and the dorky guy.
“Yeah, you’re right, dorky guy. Nothing can be as bad as a place filled with the KKK, and heaps of cults ran by absolute assholes. The police are so active in that plaza.”
The two men drop their heads, staring at the ground. After a few moments, they raise their heads back up, and turn around, staring back at the ‘Incredible Plaza’
“That’s what I mean though. There seems to be a place for everyone, but I just can’t quite figure out what the ‘Incredible Plaza’ would be for. It’s not ‘Perfection’, it’s not ‘Worthy’ for people who want to feel like they're worth something. It’s just blank.”
The dorky guy turns to PerZag.
“Well, what was the first thing you thought of when you saw it?”
PerZag shrugs.
“I don’t know, it sorta sounds like something you’d say if you are trying to overcompensate for something. You know, trying to say it’s better or bigger than what you have or something. But, I don’t know how that’s going to draw people to a plaza.”
The two of them think for a moment when PerZag suddenly clicks his fingers. The scene cuts in, and cuts out as we now see PerZag and the dorky guy inside. They walk around a now packed ‘Incredible Plaza’.
“I cannot believe you figured it out, Mr Zag. I cannot believe that we had to make the ‘Incredible Plaza’ into a place for every man with a small penis to go to.”
They walk past a butcher that has a sign that reads ‘Sausages----- Bigger and Better’. They walk past a fresh produce business with the sign ‘All Fruit Is Bigger and Better Than The Rest’. They then walk past an erotic sex store that is filled with men. A sign sits outside the shop with a picture of a sex doll, and a caption ‘A smaller doll, for all men who want to feel bigger’. PerZag and the dorky guy walk up to the front door of the plaza.
“Well, there’s always a place for everybody. And this place makes people feel Incredible. They feel bigger and better than they did before.”
PerZag starts laughing to himself.
“You did a good job, kid. This plaza will work out incredibly. Now I’m going to take my giant dong out of here because it’ll make the rest of you feel puny. Now, enjoy this place.”
The dorky guy nods his head.
“I shall.”
The dorky guy takes off, running back to the sex shop as PerZag walks out the front of the plaza doors and out onto the street. The scene cuts out from the plaza, before cutting back in as we see PerZag staring at the camera. He seems to be sitting in the middle of a boat for some reason, on a lounge chair, next to a pool. He has a massive smile on his face as he begins.
“Oh, TIO, I feel so incredible right now. You’re right. Making yourself feel bigger and better than you are, is sensational. I’ve always wanted to have a yacht for myself, and a few calls later, I have gotten to hire one to make myself feel, well……….. FEEL FUCKING INCREDIBLE!
But, TIO, I need to tell you right now, so that you don’t get the wrong idea. I’m not trying to say that you have a small penis or something that you need to overcompensate for. No, that's just the business side of things to make my hometown flourish. No, TIO, I’m just stating that you use this Incredible moniker to overcompensate for the fact that you're just damn average.”
PerZag pauses, allowing the truth to his words to sink in.
“TIO, look at you, you’re an old man now. Well, not Ehud of Moab old. You just fight like an old man. You haven’t been relevant for a long time. You’ve been in and out of the business non-stop cause you cannot keep up with all the young fresh talent of today. I mean, you could say the same thing about me. I disappear and reappear whenever I feel like. I quit and return and quit again on repeat, but I mean, sometimes you just need a fresh start. Doing the same thing on repeat just makes you get old and rusty and well, just like you.
I don’t want to just be an irrelevant douchebag that holds on as much as they can, just for the sake of it. Look at me, I’m back, a fresh start and all, and I am already a champion in another company. Already fighting for the top title too. I’m back better than ever, but you, well you haven’t been the same man since 2014. You were ‘the man’ back in 2014. The rising main eventer, the best of the new era, but I rose and won the OCW Championship before you. Hell, you’re only a former OCW Champion right now because I forfeited my belt, and you just happened to be there with all your other Aptitude buddies.
If it wasn’t for me dropping that belt, you may not be a former OCW Champion right now. You’d just be a guy, in the Hall of Fame for absolutely no reason, just like you are right now. Another competitor that I was overlooked for. I’m overlooked again and again and again by people who have not even accomplished anywhere near what I have. Hell, Mike Best is in the Hall of Fame, and he wasn’t even in the company for a year. That shows how fucking rigged this place is.
I’ve won nearly every title that was put in front of me. I’ve beaten MJ Bell, I’ve beaten Bob Grenier. I pinned Chad Vargas more than once. I just pinned Curt Canon in the middle of the ring in another company. I’ve stuck around, and won more titles than most of these guys, and yet I am still overlooked.
The Incredible One………. This is my chance to showcase why I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. That’s the one thing that has forsaken me. The one last accomplishment to finish off my career in OCW. To allow that part of my life to be fulfilled. To allow me to continue on my road to greatness by winning match after match wherever my career takes me. It all starts with you, TIO. It all starts with a man I have never faced before. A man that has awarded me a title in the past.
You know that I am a strong competitor. And I know that at your best, you could easily beat me. Do you still have that best in you though? Do you still have that drive? TIO, it’s you or me…….. And I am going to fight as hard as I can to make sure that you go down, and that I advance. This is my opportunity…………. And I am going to make the most of it, even if you take me out.
Even if I lose this first round, I am going to show that that OCW Hall of Fame is empty without me. That it would be unfulfilled unless I am on it.
Manifest Destiny 2 is the time and the place for the story of the ‘Worthiest of them All’ to end, and the ‘Sexiest Man On Earth’ to proceed its ascension. And TIO…………
It starts with you!”
The scene cuts out.
~OOC: Word Count is 2137 words according to my Google Docs. It's over the 2000, but under the 250 word buffer, so it should be alright, hopefully.~
The scene opens up as we see an image of an ox-eye daisy on the screen. A hand comes onto the screen, making us realise that this isn’t an image. The hand grabs a petal on the daisy as the phrase ‘AM I WORTHY?’ is spoken by a voice that is very familiar to Online Championship Wrestling. The hand grabs another petal as the phrase ‘AM I SEXY?’ is spoken by the voice that we are certain is PerZag’s.
The hand grabs another petal saying the phrase ‘AM I WORTHY?’ again, and then follows up with grabbing another petal saying ‘AM I SEXY?’. This continues on one by one, saying phrase after phrase, grabbing petal after petal until only one petal remains. The hand grabs the petal and pulls it off. The petal is held for a moment before it is turned around with the word ‘BOTH’ written on it in all caps. The scene backs out from the petal until it shows PerZag from the side, staring down at the petal in his hand. He turns to the camera, winking at it before we cut to black.
We cut straight back in showing PerZag standing outside of what appears to be a plaza. The plaza seems to be newly renovated as it is as clean as a whistle. The sign on the front of the plaza reads ‘BENALLA’S INCREDIBLE PLAZA’. PerZag looks up at the sign, tapping his foot on the ground, rubbing his chin with his right hand as a man stands exactly 1.5 metres away from him, staring at him with a smirk on his face. PerZag, still thinking to himself, is brought back from his thoughts by the man standing near him.
“So, what do you think Mr Zag? Isn’t the plaza great?”
PerZag turns his head and looks at the dorky-looking dude.
“I don’t know, there’s just something that doesn’t feel right. The plaza’s open, right?”
The dorky guy nods his head.
“Then it’s just absolutely empty.”
The dorky guy and PerZag look towards the glass doors at the front, seeing absolutely nobody inside.
“It always takes a while before people turn up, Mr Zag. All your other plazas are working perfectly, and this town has to thank you for that. You are the greatest export that Benalla has ever seen, and we are happy that you are willing to come back to this town, and allow us to name every plaza after you or someone you have fought. This town is all yours now. You have the authority for everything here. Even more authority than the mayor. This town is booming because of you. So, this plaza will work like all the others. Trust me, it will.”
PerZag, absolutely loving the gratitude he just heard from the man standing next to him, still seems unsure. He shakes his head and turns around looking around the town.
“I just don’t know. It’s something about the name, that just doesn’t seem to fit right. I mean look…….”
PerZag points towards another plaza where we see men and women dancing out the front of. Some make out, whilst other women lead men around the back of the plaza to probably fuck. PerZag stares at it for a moment.
“See, there’s the ‘Sexy Plaza’. The plaza for everyone sexy enough to get in. It’s filled with nightclubs and hotels for people to root in. Then there’s the ‘Worthy Plaza’ across town.”
We get a sudden shot outside of the ‘Worthy Plaza’ as we see nerds outside playing Dungeons of Dragons. We cut back to PerZag and the dorky guy.
“The place where all nerds go to play video games and dungeons and dragons and hang out with other nerds to make themselves feel Worthy. Then the ‘Perfect Plaza’…….”
We get a shot of the ‘Perfect Plaza’ where we see men and women walking around in black suits. Every single one of them, carrying a suitcase with them.
“The plaza named after ‘Perfect’ Paul Paras is filled with absolute perfection. The perfect meal, the perfect suit, the perfect, well everything. A plaza for everyone that wants things perfect.”
The scene goes back to PerZag as we see him pointing across the street at another plaza. Out the front we see some nasty looking prostitutes, smoking cigarettes waving at the two men to come over. PerZag waves at them, acting nice as he talks to the dorky guy quieter so that the prostitutes cannot hear them.
“And then there’s that place over there. The ‘Grenier Plaza’. Filled with prostitutes, drug addicts and incestual families. The drugs make the prostitutes look as ugly as The Big Bifford, but they’re all one big happy incestual family.”
The prostitutes wave at PerZag and the dorky guy to come over again, but they shake their heads. The prostitutes shrug their shoulders, trying to get other people walking past to come to them.
“I can tell you right now. I will never go over there.”
The dorky guy nods his head, agreeing with PerZag.
“At least it’s not as bad as the ‘Vargas Plaza’.”
We get a sudden shot of the ‘Vargas Plaza’ where we see crosses burning out the front of the plaza. Gunshots can be heard from the plaza, as screams from people probably being tortured are heard. The scene cuts back to PerZag and the dorky guy.
“Yeah, you’re right, dorky guy. Nothing can be as bad as a place filled with the KKK, and heaps of cults ran by absolute assholes. The police are so active in that plaza.”
The two men drop their heads, staring at the ground. After a few moments, they raise their heads back up, and turn around, staring back at the ‘Incredible Plaza’
“That’s what I mean though. There seems to be a place for everyone, but I just can’t quite figure out what the ‘Incredible Plaza’ would be for. It’s not ‘Perfection’, it’s not ‘Worthy’ for people who want to feel like they're worth something. It’s just blank.”
The dorky guy turns to PerZag.
“Well, what was the first thing you thought of when you saw it?”
PerZag shrugs.
“I don’t know, it sorta sounds like something you’d say if you are trying to overcompensate for something. You know, trying to say it’s better or bigger than what you have or something. But, I don’t know how that’s going to draw people to a plaza.”
The two of them think for a moment when PerZag suddenly clicks his fingers. The scene cuts in, and cuts out as we now see PerZag and the dorky guy inside. They walk around a now packed ‘Incredible Plaza’.
“I cannot believe you figured it out, Mr Zag. I cannot believe that we had to make the ‘Incredible Plaza’ into a place for every man with a small penis to go to.”
They walk past a butcher that has a sign that reads ‘Sausages----- Bigger and Better’. They walk past a fresh produce business with the sign ‘All Fruit Is Bigger and Better Than The Rest’. They then walk past an erotic sex store that is filled with men. A sign sits outside the shop with a picture of a sex doll, and a caption ‘A smaller doll, for all men who want to feel bigger’. PerZag and the dorky guy walk up to the front door of the plaza.
“Well, there’s always a place for everybody. And this place makes people feel Incredible. They feel bigger and better than they did before.”
PerZag starts laughing to himself.
“You did a good job, kid. This plaza will work out incredibly. Now I’m going to take my giant dong out of here because it’ll make the rest of you feel puny. Now, enjoy this place.”
The dorky guy nods his head.
“I shall.”
The dorky guy takes off, running back to the sex shop as PerZag walks out the front of the plaza doors and out onto the street. The scene cuts out from the plaza, before cutting back in as we see PerZag staring at the camera. He seems to be sitting in the middle of a boat for some reason, on a lounge chair, next to a pool. He has a massive smile on his face as he begins.
“Oh, TIO, I feel so incredible right now. You’re right. Making yourself feel bigger and better than you are, is sensational. I’ve always wanted to have a yacht for myself, and a few calls later, I have gotten to hire one to make myself feel, well……….. FEEL FUCKING INCREDIBLE!
But, TIO, I need to tell you right now, so that you don’t get the wrong idea. I’m not trying to say that you have a small penis or something that you need to overcompensate for. No, that's just the business side of things to make my hometown flourish. No, TIO, I’m just stating that you use this Incredible moniker to overcompensate for the fact that you're just damn average.”
PerZag pauses, allowing the truth to his words to sink in.
“TIO, look at you, you’re an old man now. Well, not Ehud of Moab old. You just fight like an old man. You haven’t been relevant for a long time. You’ve been in and out of the business non-stop cause you cannot keep up with all the young fresh talent of today. I mean, you could say the same thing about me. I disappear and reappear whenever I feel like. I quit and return and quit again on repeat, but I mean, sometimes you just need a fresh start. Doing the same thing on repeat just makes you get old and rusty and well, just like you.
I don’t want to just be an irrelevant douchebag that holds on as much as they can, just for the sake of it. Look at me, I’m back, a fresh start and all, and I am already a champion in another company. Already fighting for the top title too. I’m back better than ever, but you, well you haven’t been the same man since 2014. You were ‘the man’ back in 2014. The rising main eventer, the best of the new era, but I rose and won the OCW Championship before you. Hell, you’re only a former OCW Champion right now because I forfeited my belt, and you just happened to be there with all your other Aptitude buddies.
If it wasn’t for me dropping that belt, you may not be a former OCW Champion right now. You’d just be a guy, in the Hall of Fame for absolutely no reason, just like you are right now. Another competitor that I was overlooked for. I’m overlooked again and again and again by people who have not even accomplished anywhere near what I have. Hell, Mike Best is in the Hall of Fame, and he wasn’t even in the company for a year. That shows how fucking rigged this place is.
I’ve won nearly every title that was put in front of me. I’ve beaten MJ Bell, I’ve beaten Bob Grenier. I pinned Chad Vargas more than once. I just pinned Curt Canon in the middle of the ring in another company. I’ve stuck around, and won more titles than most of these guys, and yet I am still overlooked.
The Incredible One………. This is my chance to showcase why I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. That’s the one thing that has forsaken me. The one last accomplishment to finish off my career in OCW. To allow that part of my life to be fulfilled. To allow me to continue on my road to greatness by winning match after match wherever my career takes me. It all starts with you, TIO. It all starts with a man I have never faced before. A man that has awarded me a title in the past.
You know that I am a strong competitor. And I know that at your best, you could easily beat me. Do you still have that best in you though? Do you still have that drive? TIO, it’s you or me…….. And I am going to fight as hard as I can to make sure that you go down, and that I advance. This is my opportunity…………. And I am going to make the most of it, even if you take me out.
Even if I lose this first round, I am going to show that that OCW Hall of Fame is empty without me. That it would be unfulfilled unless I am on it.
Manifest Destiny 2 is the time and the place for the story of the ‘Worthiest of them All’ to end, and the ‘Sexiest Man On Earth’ to proceed its ascension. And TIO…………
It starts with you!”
The scene cuts out.
~OOC: Word Count is 2137 words according to my Google Docs. It's over the 2000, but under the 250 word buffer, so it should be alright, hopefully.~
