Mr. Allton, the self-proclaimed prettiest former member of the Outsiders roster is sat at home, playing his PS4 when he gets an e-mail.
Mr. Allton, Outsiders has re-opened its doors - Or more accurately, Emilio was bored of jacking to Pornhub and wanted some new action. Will you come back to the backyard of that Emilio guy?
Outsiders Championship Wrestling.
Well, fuck me sideways and call me a jackrabbit! The Lord is returning to his castle! I went home after Outsiders shut y'know. Called my mom, and I said 'mom... my wrestling career is over. I'm coming back to England. Put the kettle on, I need a decent cup of decent Tea!' Well the Prettiest member of the Outsiders roster seemingly cannot stay away. I'm booking my flight to the US right now! And I'm bringing the PG Tips with me - Lord bloody knows you Americans could do with proper TEA!
Mr. Allton looks to his camera.
Outsiders. The Lord of Dashing is coming back and this time... he will not fail his dream of wrestling. But you fans that watch what we do? Breathe on me with your disgusting germs and you'll regret it.
Last Edit: Aug 16, 2019 16:06:55 GMT -5 by Deleted