Post by ocwnewsline on Jul 30, 2019 21:52:30 GMT -5
~We cut to Jones. He stands in front of the OCW office. We’re not sure if he traveled to North Korea for last night’s event. But, if he did, he’s back…safe and sound~
Jones: Jones here! I’d first like to mention that, as far as I’m aware, we have a near 100% return rate from OCW crew who traveled to Pyongyang for last night’s event. And, what an event it was! Redacted altered the OCW landscape in a manner in which no other show has. All titles but one changed hands, creating a bunch of uncertainty heading into Declassified. But, that’s a story for another day…
~Jones pauses, gathering his thoughts~
Jones: I’m here concerning GM Marcus Welsh. The last we saw of Mr. Welsh, he was sprinting away from North Korean officials after being outed funneling money to South Korea. Apparently, Mr. Welsh got his Koreas mixed up. A ‘so what’ over here…but a HUGE deal over there.
~Jones shows still photos of Welsh running from the North Korean police~
Jones: As you can see, Welsh is much faster than anyone assumed. Perhaps, had he decided to forego an Ivy League education, this man could have been a wrestler. But, long gone are those days…he’s a businessman now or, rather, was. He’d been missing for hours after Redacted came to a close…until a few hours ago.
~Grainy footage shows a man attempting to sneak out of North Korea, into South Korea~
Jones: A man was caught at the border, attempting to sneak into South Korea.
~The man is in a disguise…he’s dressed as a familiar OCW face~
Jones: A clever disguise…but, not clever enough.
~The man is suddenly apprehended before he can cross. He fights and screams, trying to get away. He throws a very weak superkick. A black wig is removed revealing the hair and facial features of MARCUS WELSH~
Jones: Yes, Marcus Welsh was caught trying to sneak into South Korea dressed as – MIKE ZYBALA.
~Welsh kicks and thrashes, trying to get away…but the several officials are too much. He’s dragged away to PARTS UNKNOWN~
Jones: Our GM was apprehended and has been detained. There is no word on when or IF he’ll be released. It looks like, for the time being, OCW will be helmed by Mike Zybala and Vincent Langston. If any new…news arises regarding Marcus Welsh’s status, we’ll keep you posted. For now, enjoy the week and gear up for Massacre, everyone!
~We cut out~
Jones: Jones here! I’d first like to mention that, as far as I’m aware, we have a near 100% return rate from OCW crew who traveled to Pyongyang for last night’s event. And, what an event it was! Redacted altered the OCW landscape in a manner in which no other show has. All titles but one changed hands, creating a bunch of uncertainty heading into Declassified. But, that’s a story for another day…
~Jones pauses, gathering his thoughts~
Jones: I’m here concerning GM Marcus Welsh. The last we saw of Mr. Welsh, he was sprinting away from North Korean officials after being outed funneling money to South Korea. Apparently, Mr. Welsh got his Koreas mixed up. A ‘so what’ over here…but a HUGE deal over there.
~Jones shows still photos of Welsh running from the North Korean police~
Jones: As you can see, Welsh is much faster than anyone assumed. Perhaps, had he decided to forego an Ivy League education, this man could have been a wrestler. But, long gone are those days…he’s a businessman now or, rather, was. He’d been missing for hours after Redacted came to a close…until a few hours ago.
~Grainy footage shows a man attempting to sneak out of North Korea, into South Korea~
Jones: A man was caught at the border, attempting to sneak into South Korea.
~The man is in a disguise…he’s dressed as a familiar OCW face~
Jones: A clever disguise…but, not clever enough.
~The man is suddenly apprehended before he can cross. He fights and screams, trying to get away. He throws a very weak superkick. A black wig is removed revealing the hair and facial features of MARCUS WELSH~
Jones: Yes, Marcus Welsh was caught trying to sneak into South Korea dressed as – MIKE ZYBALA.
~Welsh kicks and thrashes, trying to get away…but the several officials are too much. He’s dragged away to PARTS UNKNOWN~
Jones: Our GM was apprehended and has been detained. There is no word on when or IF he’ll be released. It looks like, for the time being, OCW will be helmed by Mike Zybala and Vincent Langston. If any new…news arises regarding Marcus Welsh’s status, we’ll keep you posted. For now, enjoy the week and gear up for Massacre, everyone!
~We cut out~
