Post by Detective Jack Puffer on Jul 26, 2018 20:05:01 GMT -5
~Puffer continues chatting up the unresponsive woman as the next vote is called out. All the females, including the one he's chatting with, get up and leave. Puffer looks around, confused. He sulks in his chair folding his arms~
Jack Puffer: I knew I should have bathed before showing up
~Pryde has moved off to the side, discussing things with the producers. They appear to be doing some research. In the meantime, other wrestlers have stepped in to make sure Meyhu and Zybala don't try to settle things the old-fashioned way.~
~Pryde comes back to the stage, having reached a decision. Everyone is almost immediately silent, although you hear The Uber Man and Ed Houston discussing what this does to their wager.~
Pryde: Alright, everyone. This is what we've found. According to the rules of Survivor, if a tie occurs in the final jury vote for a final three, there IS a solution. What's going to happen is this: Julliet, since you have gotten the lowest amount of votes, you are now eliminated from the game in third place. However, that also means... that you are now a member of the jury. Your vote, thus, is now required to decide things. You can vote for either Matt Meyhu or Zybala. The cards are right over there, and the pen is ready. Good luck to you.
~Julliet, taking a quick gulp, stands up, looking first at Matt, then Zybala. She steps down through the wrestlers and starts over to the side, where the voting area has been set up. Everyone is talking once again at this shocking development.~
Post by Detective Jack Puffer on Jul 26, 2018 20:29:27 GMT -5
~Puffer leans back, mouth agape~
Jack Puffer: WOW! What a stunning development. What would happen if Julliet votes for herself, I wonder. I mean they could tell her it doesn't count...but the #MeToo movement is so hot right now. Geezus Malone...I'm about to die of heart palpitations...if that's a thing. I'll need to investigate further.
~Pulls WebMD up on his phone and nearly faints~
Jack Puffer: I have EYEBROW CANCER...Woe is me!
~The OCW security watching over Puffer has just about had enough...he looks ready to drag The Good Detective away~
~After a few minutes, Julliet makes up her mind and signs the vote. She brings it back over to Pryde, who takes it from her.~
Pryde: Thank you, Julliet.
~Julliet goes and sits back down, refusing to look at anyone. Pryde takes the vote, reads it, and then puts it back into the urn. He puts the lid on the urn... and then realizes that everyone is staring daggers at him. Nervously, Pryde takes the lid back off and removes the vote.~
Pryde: Okay, I've tortured you guys long enough. This is it, the final vote. The one that decides it all. We'll finally have a winner. Who's going to take the grand prize? Who will...
Everyone: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Pryde: Damn, people! Alright, fine. The eighth... and final vote... is... ZYBALA!!!!
~The cheers erupt as Zybala stands up, stunned, but with a huge smile growing on his face.~
OOC - Just to head out of character, I want to thank everyone in the game who participated. It was a fun ride, even with some surprise twists and turns that we had to navigate. Hopefully everyone will remember the game in a good light (once the pain and betrayal feelings fade away). Feel free to post anything for the "reunion" show now. Congratulations again to Zybala for winning the closest possible way.