I can't tell if this is OOC or a mix of OOC and in-character. But hey Uber Man - you're the fuckin' man ole boy! I need a ride to the bar in 10 mins.
I say Uber Man -vs- Josie Barnes next week in a corn-dog on a pole match, inside the corn-dog will be Uber Man's car keys, the first one to eat the corn-dog and get the keys wins. BUT. A nose has to be broken before the match is won, even after the keys are received.