Post by Damian Payne on Feb 13, 2014 2:30:32 GMT -5
[The scene opens to a bench, somewhere in the Elm Creek Regional Park. It is fairly dark and there isn't much in the way of light, only that provided by the moon. All of a sudden someone walks in front of the camera and adjusts something before finally walking to the bench and sitting down, facing the video camera. It's at this time that we see that it is none other than Damian Payne. He starts to talk.]
Payne: Now that things have finally slowed down for me after my OCW debut and having to travel to Minnesota. It's finally sinking in that there are a lot of things coming up in my future. And that's a good thing.
[An owl hoots somewhere in the distance.]
Payne: Now lets backtrack a minute or three. I believe I made it pretty clear that I have come to OCW to make an impression and I did that as soon as I stepped into the place by obliterating Razor with a ChokeBomb through a table. Nobody has seen the kid since it happened, what does that tell you?
[Payne laughs to himself.]
Payne: I also apparently ruffled the feathers of Johnny Riot. And I will be honest I was expecting a one-on-one match with him, but President Dean, in his infinite wisdom added Rain to the match. That's Rain, the enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a --- nobody gives a fuck you whiny bitch. As expected - Johnny Riot put up very little offence and soon found himself eliminated. Leaving Rain and I face-to-face. Now, I'll admit you're a gutsy guy, Rain and you gave me quite a challenge for a while but I knew that the Insanity Clause and the ChokeBomb would be too much for you and I was right. As I said though, you gave me a hell of a fight and I respected that. I tried to get that across to you by giving you a round of applause as you left the ring in defeat but then you got all pissy and started yelling at me in that silly high-pitched voice of yours and calling me lots of names that I am sure any kids watching wouldn't have either understood or liked. Now, I had gone out of my way to have some new friends of mine - Oliver and his family - at ringside and you start using that sort of language, I had no choice but to push you off the apron. Then you decide to lay me out in the middle of the ring. You know what - that's fine. It's the way things happen in this business. But I sure as hell wasn't going to let you get away with it and that's how we ended up brawling backstage in Dean's office.
[Payne pauses and thinks for a moment.]
Payne: As a result we're facing off against each other in a revenge match. I'll be honest, if it was up to me it would be a falls count anywhere in Wichita High School match. But as it isn't, I guess I can just be satisfied with planting you mid-ring with another ChokeBomb. Before that though - we're facing off in a tag team match at the upcoming Massacre show on Monday and we're teaming with another couple of folks that will be facing each other at the PPV - in the main event no less. Brianna Casablancas and Ian Bishop. Now, just too keep everyone on their toes, President Dean has mixed things up a little by having me team with Bishop instead of the obvious choice of Brianna. Instead Brianna's teaming with rain. Bad luck on that Brianna. But good luck to both you and Bishop in the match at the PPV for the OCW Central Championship. Whoever wins will be a worthy champion, I am sure of that.
Payne: This coming Monday - myself and Ian Bishop team for the first time ever. Will it happen again? Maybe it will, maybe it won't. But wouldn't that make an awesome team - Incredible Insanity as it were. Sure-fire OCW Tag Team Champions if ever there are ever such titles. This Monday is the last stop before the PPV and everyone is going to be out to prove a point. Some of us are going into the PPV with a tick in the loss column and a distinct lack of momentum. And I am fairly certain that it ain't gonna be me or Ian Bishop. Brianna and Rain - you are going down and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. Not even in your nightmares.
[At this point the camera screen starts to flicker as the battery starts to die on it. At the same time, Payne's cell phone starts to ring. He pulls it from his pocket and looks at it.]
Payne: Now who in the hell is ringing me at this ungodly hour?
[Payne doesn't recognise the number; but he answers it anyway.]
Payne: Hello?
[Fade to black as the camera gives up.]
Payne: Now that things have finally slowed down for me after my OCW debut and having to travel to Minnesota. It's finally sinking in that there are a lot of things coming up in my future. And that's a good thing.
[An owl hoots somewhere in the distance.]
Payne: Now lets backtrack a minute or three. I believe I made it pretty clear that I have come to OCW to make an impression and I did that as soon as I stepped into the place by obliterating Razor with a ChokeBomb through a table. Nobody has seen the kid since it happened, what does that tell you?
[Payne laughs to himself.]
Payne: I also apparently ruffled the feathers of Johnny Riot. And I will be honest I was expecting a one-on-one match with him, but President Dean, in his infinite wisdom added Rain to the match. That's Rain, the enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a --- nobody gives a fuck you whiny bitch. As expected - Johnny Riot put up very little offence and soon found himself eliminated. Leaving Rain and I face-to-face. Now, I'll admit you're a gutsy guy, Rain and you gave me quite a challenge for a while but I knew that the Insanity Clause and the ChokeBomb would be too much for you and I was right. As I said though, you gave me a hell of a fight and I respected that. I tried to get that across to you by giving you a round of applause as you left the ring in defeat but then you got all pissy and started yelling at me in that silly high-pitched voice of yours and calling me lots of names that I am sure any kids watching wouldn't have either understood or liked. Now, I had gone out of my way to have some new friends of mine - Oliver and his family - at ringside and you start using that sort of language, I had no choice but to push you off the apron. Then you decide to lay me out in the middle of the ring. You know what - that's fine. It's the way things happen in this business. But I sure as hell wasn't going to let you get away with it and that's how we ended up brawling backstage in Dean's office.
[Payne pauses and thinks for a moment.]
Payne: As a result we're facing off against each other in a revenge match. I'll be honest, if it was up to me it would be a falls count anywhere in Wichita High School match. But as it isn't, I guess I can just be satisfied with planting you mid-ring with another ChokeBomb. Before that though - we're facing off in a tag team match at the upcoming Massacre show on Monday and we're teaming with another couple of folks that will be facing each other at the PPV - in the main event no less. Brianna Casablancas and Ian Bishop. Now, just too keep everyone on their toes, President Dean has mixed things up a little by having me team with Bishop instead of the obvious choice of Brianna. Instead Brianna's teaming with rain. Bad luck on that Brianna. But good luck to both you and Bishop in the match at the PPV for the OCW Central Championship. Whoever wins will be a worthy champion, I am sure of that.
Payne: This coming Monday - myself and Ian Bishop team for the first time ever. Will it happen again? Maybe it will, maybe it won't. But wouldn't that make an awesome team - Incredible Insanity as it were. Sure-fire OCW Tag Team Champions if ever there are ever such titles. This Monday is the last stop before the PPV and everyone is going to be out to prove a point. Some of us are going into the PPV with a tick in the loss column and a distinct lack of momentum. And I am fairly certain that it ain't gonna be me or Ian Bishop. Brianna and Rain - you are going down and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. Not even in your nightmares.
[At this point the camera screen starts to flicker as the battery starts to die on it. At the same time, Payne's cell phone starts to ring. He pulls it from his pocket and looks at it.]
Payne: Now who in the hell is ringing me at this ungodly hour?
[Payne doesn't recognise the number; but he answers it anyway.]
Payne: Hello?
[Fade to black as the camera gives up.]